Relic Community Quotes Database

<lord_pooky> hairless
<lord_pooky> as in?
<Inq> no hair.

<Riess> bah, I have no clothes for moderately cold weather, it seems. All I have is "summer wear" and "blizzard gear"
<Tails> wear a leather coat and shorts
<Hyperian> genius

<RipperT> is that a ruger 10/22?
<molo> i have no idea
<molo> ask vaarok ;d
<RipperT> i would rather not ask varok
<RipperT> he would just start arguing

<IgnusDei> meat pie
<IgnusDei> the way pie should be

<Moe> argh
<Moe> operserv won't let me kick users remotely
<Moe> I want chanop back
<Moe> that guy was badass
<Woggy> What you gonna do NOW, EH!?
<Moe> well
<Woggy> spam spam spam spam spam....
-> mode: OperServ sets mode (+o Moe)
<Woggy> Oshit!
-> mode: Moe sets mode (+b *!*enryrigde@*.range86-142.btcentralplus.com)
-> This (*!*enryrigde@*.range86-142.btcentralplus.com) ban affects: <Woggy>
-> kick: <Woggy> was kicked by <Moe>: (this.)

<Methuselath> cause she have beaten me a couple of time with a her hand :(
<Methuselath> like i said witty comment = karate chop
<Methuselath> i would parry her downward punch, side step and slash it right up the stomach
<Methuselath> yummy
<celtti> ...
<celtti> you freak
<nyyti> :O
<Akranadas> thats some serious foreplay

<Sev> is 400 W enough for a geforce 7900GS?
<IgnusDei> i got a 7600gs for 250 dollars
<IgnusDei> canadian
<IgnusDei> so i guess 400 usd should be more than enough
<Sev> W as in watt
<Sev> power requirements
<Hablacraja> rofl

<SquidDNA:> My potatoes are awesome

<IgnusDei> I FEEL THE URGE TO BE FRIENDLY
<RetroPunisher> KEEP AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER
<IgnusDei> dude, she's a girl
<IgnusDei> i want a MAAAAN
* IgnusDei jumps on retro
* RetroPunisher is thanking his foresight that he wore a porcupine suit tonight

<Squid|scienc> In college a friend of mine had a roomate whtom he inadvertently observed masturbating to Duck Tales
<Water> that is disturbing, squid.
<mikk> oh my god
<Hiigara> ...

<SquidDNA> By the way, Deadguy
<SquidDNA> Did it occur to you later that it's a bad idea to mix alcohol, Ambien, and IRC?
<deadguy> no
<deadguy> I don't think I even had access to alcohol that night

<Hirmetrium> i wish i was a 360
<Buggo> Hirmie
<Buggo> First step
<Buggo> Make yourself white and curvey and hard
<Buggo> And then start vibrating

* Buggo makes out with her 360
<Buggo> It's a SEXbox

<escapedturkey> if only I could find a girlfriend like a heretic
<escapedturkey> anything you say master
<TLG> no, what I think you mean was - bald, very skinny, sadistic, with needles sticking out.

<Tails> I dont have coh
<IgnusCOH> FUCK YOU
<IgnusCOH> YOU ARE NOT A MAN

<Khet> don't you learn roman numerals in grade 3 or so?
<Khet> did you miss that day?
<Khet> p.s. hi sexo
<Question2> hmm actually we never learnt roman numerals in singapore
<pH14> why do we need roman numerals apart from numbering the Rocky sequels
<Aegelward> CXVI
<SquidDNA> 114
<Aegelward> 16
<SquidDNA> Is this a gave?
<SquidDNA> OH SHIT
<Aegelward> 116
* SquidDNA loses

<Silentium> i server people at starfucks, so i need a voice
<Silentium> *starbucks

<celtti:> I don't see inq getting custom avatar without offering some sweet sweet manlove
<Tiresias:> it's what I had to do!
<Tiresias:> WAIT
<Tiresias:> I'VE SAID TOO MUCH

<Arch> But Riess, you'll have to ride in my ftl underwear and I'm not sure your up for that kind of thing.
<molo> if you're going to be sexy at least get your you're/yours right

<IgnusDei> i had a nice dream last night
<IgnusDei> one that did not involve incest, which is unusual

<Hyperian> isnt tieing a string on your little finger
<Hyperian> that thing they did in the bens commerical?
<reki> i dont know what bens is sorry
<Hyperian> mercadi bens
<Hyperian> the car
<reki> mercedes benz?
<Hyperian> yes

<soul> it was afterwards where i just finished the bottle
<soul> :\
<soul> for the shot
<soul> the bottle covers my face though
<soul> hahhaha
<soul> i just thought as a joke
<soul> i should of pinched my nipple
<soul> ahhahhaha
<soul> nothing?
<IcecreamLtDan> nope, no arousal here
* soul checks to see if hes in #mormon
* IcecreamLtDan tugs
<IcecreamLtDan> nope, nothing yet, sorry
<deadguy> can't type, dealing with huge erection
<soul> hahahha
<IcecreamLtDan> I am getting old though

<Pijama> Countdown for best cock joke...5
<Atreides> have fun guys
<Pijama> ...4
<Pijama> ...3
<Pijama> ...2
<Pijama> ...1
<Hablacraja> penis

<Cable> Bah I need a free MMO
<molo> hear about Outside?
<Cable> I'll check it out... is it out yet?
<molo> been out for a while
<Cable> Got a linky?
<molo> it's around somewhere
<molo> try your front door

<nyyti|drivinglesson> hai inq
<nyyti|drivinglesson> and bai inq
<Agdune> HE'S ON IRC WHILE DRIVING
<Agdune> RUN