Relic Community Quotes Database

<SquidDNA> sweet
<SquidDNA> The sun is shining
<SquidDNA> The birds are singing
<SquidDNA> And I nailed two cheating fucktards
<Fixer-at-work> What game be that?
<SquidDNA> "Graduate from college"

<asheshi> jesus
<asheshi> i just made a new-at-the-internet mistake
<asheshi> i was trying to find something at dicks sporting goods
<asheshi> and just typed in www.dicks.com
<asheshi> LIKE AN IDIOT

<Bowkers|radio> Wasn't Wagner anti-semetic?
<Pijama> Wagner wasn't a anti-semitic... well, at least by 19th century Prussian standards
<SquidDNA> Pijama that means he just didn't actually roast jews alive on his front lawn
<Pijama> roasting jews wasn't THAT popular
<Black> Actually, by those standards you're only an anti-semite if you eat them afterwards.

<&Moe> deadie!
<~deadguy> moe!
<&Moe> how are your nuts
<&Moe> wait

<00:07:36> &soul: iggie for the last time
<00:07:40> &soul: its not gay if its a friend
<00:07:43> &soul: geez
<00:07:46> &soul: fuckin homophobe

<Tiresias> you know what really trousers my badger? (figure anything works there :/)
<Tiresias> is bands that for whatever reason seem to produce the same album over and over again
<Tiresias> oasis in an interview I think said they didn't change their music because it was a working class virtue to not innovate but to work at the same thing
<Tiresias> and they wonder why everyone thinks their albums have been going steadily downhill
<Tiresias> also since they basically try to sound as much like hte beatles as possible
<Tiresias> the beatles always trying to change it up between albums
<Tiresias> you would have thought they might have tried to change it up by now :/
<Tiresias> and the idea music should be class based anyway :/
<Tiresias> even if that is possibly inevitable at times :/
<SquidDNA> :/
<SquidDNA> :/ :/
<SquidDNA> ":/" :/ :/
<SquidDNA> is all I hear

<Kushan> i always thought brazil was a small town in canada
<Kushan> :(

<RaptorShadow> oh holy shit.
<RaptorShadow> i've had that there for like. a year
<RaptorShadow> just minimised as much as i could
<RaptorShadow> i did not realise i could actually get rid of it
<RaptorShadow> >.>
<russo> you've removed your penis?

<Afoxi> BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH RACISM BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH DISCRIMINATION BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHSEXISTBLAHBLAHBLAH
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<Afoxi> I've been kicked 1 times on this client.
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<Afoxi> I've been kicked 2 times on this client.
<&deadguy> neat
<Afoxi> yup
-!- mode/#homeworld [+b *!*Afoxi@*] by deadguy
-!- Afoxi was kicked from #homeworld by deadguy
<Gorb> I really didn't see that coming xD
<Riess> a very useful feature

[20:55:11] <&Moe> ...there is spinach in my pants
[20:55:17] <&Moe> why the hell is there spinach in my pants.

<Hand> http://www.relicnews.com/yearbook/2008/1038/
<side> what is the relicnews yearbook?
<Hand> it's pretty much what it sounds like
<deadguy> yeah, you post a picture of yourself
<deadguy> and people draw penises on it
<Kresjah> lol

[17:01] <Kap> it's funny, my father and sister always peel and slice kiwi
[17:01] <Kap> I cut them in half and scoop out with a spoon
[17:01] <Kap> they say I am wierd
[17:01] <Salamander> I cut them and use a spoon, but then I sometimes eat the skin aswell
[17:02] <Kap> the skin tastes like eating carpet
[17:02] <Kap> and I dislike the taste of carpet
[17:16] <Jianaran> *cue joke about Kap and cunnilingus"
[17:16] <Kap> ...?
[17:16] <Salamander> I think everyone was thinking that
[17:16] <Kap> whats...?
[17:16] <Salamander> just you were the first to say it, Jian
[17:16] <Kap> huh?
[17:17] <Salamander> lol, poor kappy is confused
[17:17] <Kap> TO GOOGLE
[17:17] <Salamander> OH NO
[17:17] <Jianaran> rofl
[17:18] * Kap has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by neural firewall)

<BmB> squid
<danger> if 3 million people tune in every week. The show is good to those 3 million people.
<SquidDNA> Because you're trying to deprive me of an opinion by saying the majority can determine the true merit of something
<BmB> what defines if something is good besides what peopel think about it?
<danger> You cannot argue that
<danger> the merit to those people who enjoy it
<SquidDNA> I'm not saying they don't enjoy it
<SquidDNA> I'm not saying they're wrong for thinking it's good
<danger> You're saying because you think it's bad, you don't care who watches it, it's a bad show
<SquidDNA> But they are wrong
<SquidDNA> It's not good

<NeCoHo> haha
<NeCoHo> Yes
<NeCoHo> ask pH to kick himself
* pH14 was kicked by pH14 (What now, in the who, where?)
* pH14 (pH14ca@118c5d3a.mc.videotron.ca) has joined #homeworld
* ChanOP sets mode: +oa pH14 pH14

//installing Vista

<Void> right, it is 3 am
<Void> i am going to let the laptop install itself
<Void> if it is able
<Void> nn
<Void> mwahaha
<Void> expanding files (1%)
<Void> WE'RE MAKING PROGRESSSSS
<Afoxi> It's going to bluescreen itself. <_<
<Afoxi> xD
<Void> it's already at 10% now
<Void> but after a 10 minute wait at 0%
* Void (nnscript@hwc-770B96EF.na.home.ran.ro) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Afoxi> The moment you leave, it will bluescreen itself, because it wants you to be there to witness it's birth, heralding an age of terror and misfortune upon your household.
<Afoxi> ...nevermind.

<[Vertigo]> just reading the discription makes me wet, with my little cliterus :(
<SquidDNA> I apologize for overstimulating you

<ColonelAFK> why is it that 7000 1kb text files takes longer to delete than a 1gb file
<soul> cause the hamsters in your hdd have to eat each individual file vs eating just one large file
<soul> duh
* soul wishes this channel was more tech oriented
<Hyperian> and less height oriented?
* soul sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-3B2444F6.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
<soul> what?
<soul> cant hear you down here
<soul> speak lower

<Hyperian> mm
<Hyperian> can i store spray cans sideways?
<pH14> only if they are pointed directly to your eyes
<Hyperian> gg

<Kap> still "connecting"
<Kap> but I have a whopping 766mb memory
<SquidDNA> That's trizz dependent atm
<Trizzdog> yes
<SquidDNA> His ISP is cranky
<Trizzdog> my isp is like ARGH IT'S THAT TIME OF MONTH
<Kap> ISPMS?
<Trizzdog> yes
<SquidDNA> Okay that's pretty badass
<SquidDNA> nice
<Kap> :D
<Trizzdog> can i declare this a success?
<Trizzdog> or maybe even... huge success?
<SquidDNA> yep
<Kap> qdb that
<SquidDNA> feel free to make a note
* Trizzdog makes a note here; huge success

<Someguy> hey moe
<Someguy> so apparently Nova is off going to plow the nerdy girl
<Someguy> ...
<deadguy> jesus, I hope he knows that 'plow' is a euphemism
<deadguy> he *is* in farm territory

<Dyntheos> YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME WITH YOUR HAPPYNESS AND MAKING UP

<Zell> you have no idea the kind of shit I do
<Zell> ;]
<frst> orly
<Zell> I mean seriously
<frst> are you hot
<Zell> no fucking clue
<frst> cus im hot
<Zell> depends.
<frst> and i do stuff
<Zell> do you like it in the butt, frst?
<Zell> ;]
<frst> that depends
<frst> do you like being in my butt
<frst> let's take this to a private channel
<Zell> depends which part of me it is, I suppose.
* frst sets mode: +m
* frst sets mode: +v Zell
<frst> zell
<frst> a/s/l?
<Zell> 13/f/texas
<frst> don't lie to em
<frst> them
<Zell> ;]
<frst> don't lie to the masses
<frst> or me
<frst> incedentally
<frst> me and em backwards
<frst> and im slightly
<frst> bud lighted
<frst> so
<Zell> 20/m/watching you type
<frst> MALE?
<frst> MALE
<frst> FUCK THIS
* frst sets mode: -m
<Zell> ahaha
* Zell was kicked by frst (frst)

<Moe> The fair was weird. Full of strange people
<Moe> And sad elephants
<Moe> And they had bunny rabbits in cages
<Moe> One of them was called "Moe"
<Moe> Well I was like "hey these look familiar" and the guy goes "oh do you have one of these as pets" and I said "no we use these at the lab I think"
<Moe> He looked sad
<Moe> So I didn't mention that we give them Herpes :p

<Da_Fish> BAAAAAW
<Zell|Cocaine> That's what my girlfriend is doing at the moment.
<Zell|Cocaine> Lots of BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<SquidDNA> So your girlfriend is crying because you're high, Zell?
<Da_Fish> Why is she baaaaaaaaaaaaawing?
<Zell|Cocaine> Squid
<Zell|Cocaine> No
<Zell|Cocaine> She's bitching about it.
<SquidDNA> The coke.
<Zell|Cocaine> Probably.
<SquidDNA> Right.
<Zell|Cocaine> I'm not 100% sure what she's bitching about.
<Gaz> has your septum fell out yet Zell
<Zell|Cocaine> Could be a variety of things.

<Beast> the little pleasures of life.
<Beast> asss
<Beast> er. ahhh