Relic Community Quotes Database

<Fixer-at-work> Wonder what Inq is like in real life. Is he some 13 year old kid that walks up to famous religious leaders and loudly shouts out "I raped your dog!" then provides photographic evidence?

<Fixer-at-work> I removed all traces of Winter Assault from my hard drive. Playing Winter Assault leads to frustration, frustration leads to anger, anger leads to property damage.

<soul> squid
<soul> game starting
<soul> 20 minutes
<NovaBurn> ?
<NovaBurn> game of what
<soul> chicago bears vs seattle seahawks
<NovaBurn> oh that
<soul> and its at soldier field
<soul> glad the trip is in march
<soul> all the college bowls will be over
<soul> march = march madness.. but wont miss the final four ncaa
<soul> wow
<soul> i am talking to 16 people who absolutely cant give a shit:\
* soul slaps Squid|laundry around a bit with a large trout
<soul> except you squid
<soul> that game better be on in your living room
<Squid|laundry> wha?
<Squid|laundry> :D
* soul is now known as sgame
<Squid|laundry> For every living room I have, the game will be on in it
<fisher|archer> you need more living rooms to be a true fan then

<Tails> are you looking for more horror or more action?
<Code> ..
<Tails> regarding the music
<Tails> oh god that didn't sound right did it
<Code> ok, i dont know why, but that single sentance disturbs me more than the past month of #homeworld combined.

<Dorkdav> Are we talking about breasts?
<SquidDNA> Habla is this secret Axis evil plans?
<IcecreamLtDan> breasticles?
<IgnusDei> Dan
<IgnusDei> i had a mental picture
<IgnusDei> dear god.
<Chrome|chocofied> .... O.o
<Dorkdav> lol
<Chrome|chocofied> breasticles?
<Chrome|chocofied> what is that, testicles with nipples?
<Dorkdav> I can't even picture that
<SquidDNA> frozen breasts?
<IgnusDei> or huge testicles on a chest
<Pan> Gah! Mind-breaking image!
<Hyperian> gears of war
<Hyperian> is kinda like
<SquidDNA> GEARS OF BUFFERING
<Hyperian> crap what's that name
<SquidDNA> Yes you said that
<Hyperian> of that game...
<Hyperian> no no
<Chrome|chocofied> I bet someone at 4chan probably manipped that image already
<Hyperian> i'm not trying to be funny
<Chrome|chocofied> either be it frozen boobs for men to lick, or testicles with nipples, or boobs that have become large testicles....
<IgnusDei> egads
<Chrome|chocofied> ....I should qdb this....
<IgnusDei> let's not talk about 4chan

<Inq> someone buy me full version
<Inq> i will repay them however they want
<Inq> however
Tiresias|CoH> however they want eh?
<Tiresias|CoH> XD

// on the subject of Defcon

<frst> is THQ a microsoft company
<frst> ?
<SquidDNA> No
<SquidDNA> If they were we would have Impossible Nazis

<Merturk_NB|code> The Big Bang was actually Mr. T pitying space and time for all their jibba jabba.

<SquidDNA> When I turn my head so far for so long I see fireflies
<SquidDNA> Maybe I'm pinching the Carotid
<ceejayoz> as the wise doctor once said, "stop doing that!"
<SquidDNA> Well it's never on purpose that I'm pinching the Carotid
<SquidDNA> It's ususally like trying to look at my back, maybe
<ceejayoz> mirrors!
<SquidDNA> No mirrors at the lab
<SquidDNA> :/
<ceejayoz> a situation that must be rectified
<ceejayoz> after all
<ceejayoz> yeast could sneak up on you
<SquidDNA> OH SHIT
<SquidDNA> Man I have to sleep here tonight
<SquidDNA> stfu

*** Pijama is now known as Pijama|Shower
<darkelf> I'm generally way of the mark on stuff like this
<Tails> I can rest easy knowing that Pijama is taking a shower
<darkelf> you can also rest easy knowing that I'll soon be on my way to take a shit
*** darkelf is now known as darkelf|shitting
<Tails> and I think I might shave
<Tails> but I don't want want to write "Tails|shaving" because #homeworld will get the wrong idea

<IcecreamLtDan> <soul> i have said some stupid shit
<IcecreamLtDan> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

* ceejayoz qdb
<soul> god dammit
<ceejayoz> :D
<soul> get another hobby potter

<soul> you guys are great
<soul> you have more ethics then my other friends

<ceejayoz> Nova pines only for Grace Park
<soul> pines.. that is putting it mildly
<soul> thats like saying 'soul is not tall'
<Moe|away> or 'cj is feminine'
<soul> hahah
* Moe|away cowers

[15:23] <mikk> so I grin alone in my dark room lol
[15:23] <Zepherian> tmi
[15:23] <Martian> zeph i have a nice close range merlin now
[15:23] <Cable> So you do grin then mikk?
[15:24] <Zepherian> WAIT WAIT WAIT
[15:24] * mikk can't stop giggling damnit
[15:24] <Zepherian> THIS WAS PRECIOUS
[15:24] <Zepherian> MIKK LOL'ED
[15:24] <Chrome> woooo
[15:24] <Zepherian> SOMEONE QUOTE IT
[15:24] <Martian> <mikk> so I grin alone in my dark room lol
[15:24] <Chrome> Hahaha
[15:24] <Cable> PRINT SCREEN!

<SexySanti> upload? no way
<SexyBuggo> :(
<SexyBurn> READY FOR MY MASSIVE TRANSFER
<SexyDNA> THAT'S ALL SEAL THE PORTS
<SexyBurn> how many uploads can you handle at once buggo
<SexyRiess> NOTHING BUT GRAVEL OUT THERE
<SexyMoe> I mean nova e-hitting on someone
<SexyMoe> THAT IS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT
<SexyBuggo> I can handle at least TWO uploads at once ^_^
<SexyBurn> im finishing
<SexySanti> only two?
<SexyandOld> a little too quickly I might add
<SexyRiess> SHUT UO
* SexyDNA spits beer
<SexyBuggo> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
<SexyBuggo> HAHSHDSBSKHAdfkha
<SexyBuggo> GREATEST. CONVO. EVER.
<SexyBurn> YES IT IS
<SexyBuggo> THANKS GUYS
<SexyBuggo> Now I'm all horny for golf

<soul> i dont want to be her guy
<soul> and i feel like an ass
<soul> but shes got like 3kids
* soul is a jerk
<soul> i know
<IcecreamLtDan> <soul> but shes got like 3kids
<IcecreamLtDan> dude, that means she puts out

<soul> heh i should be fired from work
<soul> a girl that is there said she was going on vacation
<soul> asked what she was doing.. so she goes just staying home and relaxing
* soul bought her batteries
* soul is a genius

<mikkTIRED> you lot would be dead in a week living as me :/
<SquidDNA> YES MIKK
<SquidDNA> YOU'RE SO HARDCORE
<mikkTIRED> no
<SquidDNA> SCIENTISTS NEED TO STUDY WHAT MAKES YOU IMPERVIOUS TO YOUR OWN LIFE

* Chrome (deepchrome@hwc-69C7F8CC.direcpc.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<&Dyntheos> wtf is up with chromes conn today
<@Jumper|CoH> I think she's locking up
<&Dyntheos> she up and down like a cheap hooker

<Tails|Suffering> oh god
<Da_Fish> What's up Tails?
<Tails|Suffering> my teeth
<Tails|Suffering> I just got my wisdom teeth removed
<SquidDNA> hahah now ur dum

<Akranadas> WRONG!
<celtti> RIGHT
<Akranadas> LEFT
<celtti> o well played
<Akranadas> indeed
<Akranadas> I thought you had me when you pulled that RIGHT out of no where and flanked my WRONG
<celtti> yeah, I thought it was pretty nice move myself
<Akranadas> Still, I had LEFT sitting and waiting for such a move, proved good in the end
<celtti> well played, gg
<celtti> I'll get you next time though
<Akranadas> gg, we'll see

<Starblade> i wish i had a buck
<RetroCiderdrinkin> ...all MY questions about your sexual preference just vanished...
<RetroCiderdrinkin> :D

<Starblade> mikk = hippy
<mikkStarving> no
<mikkStarving> I am no bloody HIPPY
<RetroCiderdrinkin> hippy + mikk = hikky
<RetroCiderdrinkin> "Hikky" fits because you're a pain in the neck. :D
<mikkStarving> o.O
* mikkStarving doesn't get it
<Kushan> lolz
<RetroCiderdrinkin> AND YOU NEVER WILL

<UberJumper> That's exactly what the rating system is for. 17M means it's going to be excessively violent, and not something a child should be playing.
<UberJumper> That being said, Linnae was helping me kill germans last night. You go right ahead and question my parenting skills, but my 2.75 year old's going to know that it's ok to swear when you're dismembering people.