Relic Community Quotes Database

<soul> heh i should be fired from work
<soul> a girl that is there said she was going on vacation
<soul> asked what she was doing.. so she goes just staying home and relaxing
* soul bought her batteries
* soul is a genius

<mikkTIRED> you lot would be dead in a week living as me :/
<SquidDNA> YES MIKK
<SquidDNA> YOU'RE SO HARDCORE
<mikkTIRED> no
<SquidDNA> SCIENTISTS NEED TO STUDY WHAT MAKES YOU IMPERVIOUS TO YOUR OWN LIFE

* Chrome (deepchrome@hwc-69C7F8CC.direcpc.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<&Dyntheos> wtf is up with chromes conn today
<@Jumper|CoH> I think she's locking up
<&Dyntheos> she up and down like a cheap hooker

<Tails|Suffering> oh god
<Da_Fish> What's up Tails?
<Tails|Suffering> my teeth
<Tails|Suffering> I just got my wisdom teeth removed
<SquidDNA> hahah now ur dum

<Akranadas> WRONG!
<celtti> RIGHT
<Akranadas> LEFT
<celtti> o well played
<Akranadas> indeed
<Akranadas> I thought you had me when you pulled that RIGHT out of no where and flanked my WRONG
<celtti> yeah, I thought it was pretty nice move myself
<Akranadas> Still, I had LEFT sitting and waiting for such a move, proved good in the end
<celtti> well played, gg
<celtti> I'll get you next time though
<Akranadas> gg, we'll see

<Starblade> i wish i had a buck
<RetroCiderdrinkin> ...all MY questions about your sexual preference just vanished...
<RetroCiderdrinkin> :D

<Starblade> mikk = hippy
<mikkStarving> no
<mikkStarving> I am no bloody HIPPY
<RetroCiderdrinkin> hippy + mikk = hikky
<RetroCiderdrinkin> "Hikky" fits because you're a pain in the neck. :D
<mikkStarving> o.O
* mikkStarving doesn't get it
<Kushan> lolz
<RetroCiderdrinkin> AND YOU NEVER WILL

<UberJumper> That's exactly what the rating system is for. 17M means it's going to be excessively violent, and not something a child should be playing.
<UberJumper> That being said, Linnae was helping me kill germans last night. You go right ahead and question my parenting skills, but my 2.75 year old's going to know that it's ok to swear when you're dismembering people.

<IcecreamLtDan> LOL, my wife thought my COH copy was the offer letter from my new company
<IcecreamLtDan> It's supposed to come FedEx Express as well
<IcecreamLtDan> She left a message on the answering machine after she got to work all excited about it and wanting to make sure I went ahead and signed it
<IcecreamLtDan> I don't have the heart to tell her what it actually is

<Retro> Or do what some of my retiree friends in I.T. are doing and consult during the cold months, and take off all the nice warm ones.
<Retro> That would be awesome and good.
<hiddensmoke> that somehow sounds remotely sexual to my NSFW warped mind
<Pleiades> of course ..its my drty old an image
<Retro> Win the lottery. that way you can do NSFW shit all day!
<Retro> "Hey, stop surfing pr0n"
<Retro> "Hey. Fuck off."
<Retro> "You're fired"
<Retro> "No, YOU'RE fired! I bought the company!"
<Retro> Then go "nyah" to everyone in the office before you walk out the door and pee on the stairs. :D
<Retro> Juvenile, but fun.
<IcecreamLtDan> heh, I want to leave a big, steamy pile of "I quit" on my bosses desk next week
<Retro> I can see how money might corrupt me. :D
<hiddensmoke> i would love to do that
<hiddensmoke> to the mcdonalds im soon to work at... ehem

<celtti> we were pretty deep in homo by then

<SquidDNA> I'M HYPED ON..
<SquidDNA> METH
<Jumper|Work> haha
<Jumper|Work> Linnae "I love squiddy!"

<Fixer-at-work> "There is no such thing as balance, only degrees of spam."

<Chrysophylax> well
<Chrysophylax> I went to a high brow restaurant once
<Chrysophylax> ordered the duck
<pH14> UGH
<pH14> NOT THE DUCK
<Chrysophylax> and some fine wine
<Chrysophylax> and the duck was fucking served with raspberries
<Chrysophylax> and some gay green stuff
<Chrysophylax> and I'm o_o
<Chrysophylax> if I wanted a duck yoghurt
<Chrysophylax> I'd make one
<Chrysophylax> not pay like 25 for one

<Akranadas> Tire is sexy

<Moe|packing> while I'm gone, feel free to blame cj
<Moe|packing> thanks mate
<Moe|packing> <3
<Tiresias> bye
<Tiresias> sniff sniff
<bitz> have fun
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<reki> so anyway the good thing about this phone is that it has removable memory cards - up to 2gb each
<Tiresias> NOW LET'S PARTY
<bitz> man i fucking hate moe
<reki> yea me too
<reki> what a splitter

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<Emberstrife> looks like Druid lost his superpowers
<Akranadas> nah, he's just taken on his Civilian Persona

<Akranadas> What has 4 'A's and doesn't give a crap?
<Emberstrife> i lub you too.
<Akranadas> Yeah, Me. Took you a while
<Old_Painless> lol
<Old_Painless> funny thing is, i needed the explanation

* soul never learns from his mistakes and just takes it up the ass

<Moe> EVERYONE SHUT UP FOR A SEC
<Moe> SQUID HAS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
<Moe> POSSIBLY LIFE THREATENING
<Moe> OR SAVING
<Moe> WHO KNOWS
<Moe> squid?
<Squid|DNA> HIES
<Squid|DNA> Uh, I'm going out to dinner with the aforementioned pretty girl in my lab
<Worf> ooooooOOOOOH!!!
<Worf> good news
<RiessPixels> WOOOH!
<Squid|DNA> She probably thinks it's nothing, but I'm happy
<Squid|DNA> :)
<deadguy> here's how you get her to think it's something: bring a giant box of condoms
<deadguy> just carry it around with you
<Worf> roflmao
<Worf> "How to send the wrong signals" - a lesson by deadguy
<Squid|DNA> "do you think this will be enough"

<Fedman> silentium, bring sajuuk to bear!
<Fedman> where's soul anyway?
<Silentium> dammit fed
<Silentium> squirted tea out of my nose
<Silentium> you fag
<Chrysophylax> lmao
<Zepherian> I think soul had to attend an ewok convention

<Nannoth> you don't like cocks dorkdav?
<Dorkdav> Nope I hate cocks
<Dorkdav> They attack you when you turn your back to them

<Unk> wtf's a girl?
* Tiresias points at Chrome
<trebeer> guys with boobs
<Dimension> MAYBE THATS WHY THIS CHICK I WAS SMSING TO ISN'T RESPONDING NO MORE
<Beast> the oposite sex of the homosapiem species unk
<Arch> There are no girls, only fbi agents.
<Buggo> lol
<Dimension> unk, they're like mothers, only less old and more kinky
<Tiresias> THE INTERNET TURNED ME GAY
<Tiresias> ;p
<Dimension> i thought you were bi
<Unk> well, my mam is pretty damn kiny...

<Tiresias> WATCH OUT FOR THE CONVICTS
<Alliance> felony is no longer a requirement to travel to australia you know
<ionfish> no, but it helps

<Buggo> Wow there's a lot of cute forum staff