Relic Community Quotes Database

<Buggo> LOL blowjobs are good

<celtti> I like PKM
<celtti> have I ever mentioned that?
<celtti> it goes bang bang a few times and I'm like "oooh a tent in my pants"

<eTombotron> 16 year olds can be hot

<Chrysophylax> I am a very high-quality woman. I know that sounds arrogant, but let's consider the facts:
<Silentium> did you tell the kids the story of The Thing?
<Chrysophylax> I should've put quotes
<ColonelAFK> Chrysophylax is a woman?
<Silentium> wait, you're a chick?
<ColonelAFK> LIAR
<Chrysophylax> ._.
<Silentium> WHAT IS GOING ON!
<RetroLaddie> Silentium - no.
<ColonelAFK> YOURE A BALDING 50 YEAR OLD WITH A BIG BELLY
<Beast> LMAO

<Someguy> i'm sorry, i don't have like 500-600 dollars to spend on a multi GPU card
<Dimension> dude
<Dimension> 500 or 600 would buy you a pretty fine hooker
<Dimension> we're talking upper class here
<Someguy> i know
<Someguy> i want some baller shit
<Dimension> you want what?
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<Chrome> oi
<Dimension> chrome
<Someguy> heh
<Dimension> would you have sex with someguy for 600$?
<NovaBurn> AHAH
<Dimension> that'd buy you a multi-gpu gfx card ;d
<Chrome> Heh
<Chrome> hehehehe
<Chrome> nah I'd put the money towards a new digital tablet. :3
<Chrome> Wacom of course.

(Dimension) don't ahve a single pic of my last ex
(Chrysophylax) I have tons
(Chrysophylax) heh
(Dimension) rofl
(Dimension) OMG WHY?
(Dimension) DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER AS WELL?

<celtti> 545 emails in my spamfolder
<Inq> well celtti, do you need penis lengthening and or viagra?
<celtti> well, I haven't received any complaints
<Inq> celtti, your hand cant complain.

<Someguy> i'm starting another game
<SquidDNA> ??
<NovaBurn> game of?
<SquidDNA> PICKLEPANTS

<pH14> is she offering her services?
<pH14> wait, let me ask this first, how old is she
<a190210> old enough to have that shirt
<a190210> and boobs
<a190210> what more is needed
<pH14> boobs arent the definition of legal
<pH14> unless your name is igneusdei

<SquidDNA> I dislike the notion of mechs with non-integrated weapons
<SquidDNA> Giant robot holding guns with triggers
<SquidDNA> The really ludicrous part here is a robot with a rocket propelled grenade for his rifle
<SquidDNA> Why would a giant battle platform have HANDS, and have to HOLD its GUN and MOVE its FINGER to PULL a TRIGGER?
<molo> SO IT CAN MANIPULATE THINGS WITH ITS 12" RADIUS FINGERS
<SquidDNA> haha
<molo> HOLD ON LET ME PICK UP THIS
<molo> DAMN
<molo> HOLD ON I GOT I-
<molo> DAMN
<molo> FUCK
<molo> ONE MORE TRY
<molo> HERE WE... GOD DAMN IT
<SquidDNA> red smears all over the fingers
<SquidDNA> Why not just shoot the infantry?
<SquidDNA> What did you run out of ammo?
<molo> or step on them
<molo> it has feet doesn't it
<molo> why bend over?
<RiessART> one word:
<RiessART> SWORDS
<SquidDNA> Maybe you could have saved time and money and SPACE by not putting in all the superflous hand articulation and put more ammo boxes
<IgnusDei> you guys are no fun
<Alliance> robots with swords?
<molo> mechs shouldn't have arms at all
<RiessART> BUT HOW WOULD YOU HOLD THE SWORD WITH NO ARMS

DrRawkBot (Relic): Aaaahhh! He skipped the second NIS with the crazy over-the-top airplane explosion.

Everytime an NIS is skipped, the game pages me directly. I round up a group of animators and we show up at your door with a sledgehammer. The sledgehammer is used to smash your ESC key to smithereens.

<celtti> there's something disturbing when 15 year old girl comes to ask you on a date

<reki> im going to do my uber over the past month impersonation
<reki> ready?
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<reki> game?
<reki> GAME??
<reki> anyone??
<reki> thankyou
<reki> i think uber has a big crush on CoH
<Someguy|Skycapt> heh
<Someguy|Skycapt> we all do
<Jumper|CoH> reki?
<Jumper|CoH> GAME?
<reki> its like being a channel full of junkies

<nyyti> I can't find uninstall windows in add/remove programs

<celtti> I love the crotch section

<Akranadas> Personally, if it was me, and my brakes failed and I would see how many I could take out with me

<Zepherian> kit, me ejacula
<Chrysophylax> xD~
<Tiresias> I think Zeph just asked Chrys to beat him off
<Chrysophylax> you fail at portuguese
<Tiresias> you fail at englis
<Tiresias> *h
<Tiresias> -_-
<Zepherian> lol
<Chrysophylax> lol
<deadguy> the irony
<Tiresias> :/
<Tiresias> goddamn typos

<Buggo> I'm half German
<Buggo> I know how to do it Nazi style

<biffy> ok dudes, its time for me to exit, or the german translation - "assfart" - (I take no responsibility for pheonetical spelling)
<Moe> ahahah
<Moe> Ausfahrt
<Moe> awesome
<Moe> I never realized
<biffy> at first I though it was a small german town or something
<biffy> I was like haha - small town called assfart
<biffy> anyways
<biffy> <-- afk

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<bitz> HI
<-- reki has kicked bitz from #homeworld (hi)
<mac_bug> omfg its bitz
<Kushan> was bitz

<reki> ah crap I guess I should delete my search input box history
<reki> looking for "14 year old girl pictures" probably isnt a good thing to have in there

<IgnusHL2> i suspect that this 14 year old girl is really a 40 year old man in a clever irc disguise
<Lokain> I might be an FBI loooking for pedos.. dun dun dun
<molo> is it okay if we offer up ignus as a sacrifice
<IgnusHL2> well, isn't technically ephebophilia if you're 14?
<IgnusHL2> or do you have to be fifteen?
<molo> someone's read up on the legality of this a little bit
<IgnusHL2> well, when i heard that 14 is legal in canada
<IgnusHL2> i was shocked and intrigued
<IgnusHL2> and i looked into it

<Lokain> 14/f/edinurgh :P
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<IgnusHL2> TENTACLE RAPE
<Someguy> LOL
<Skwerl> ignus always says the most random stuff
<Someguy> Lokain thought homeworld was a happy place
<Someguy> and now we're saying to her that it's not
<IgnusHL2> oh, a lady is present
<IgnusHL2> and here i screamed out tentacle rape
<molo> <3
<IgnusHL2> hopefully, she already knows what it is
<IgnusHL2> otherwise i might have shattered her fragile innocent mind
<molo> ignus, she's japanese
<molo> of COURSE she knows
<IgnusHL2> huh
<IgnusHL2> if she's past fifteen, she's probably already experienced it, too
<reki> im not sure irc is a place for 14 year old girls fullstop

<Question> soul is a atheist?
<Atreides> yep
<Atreides> but really he is a closet catholic
<mac_bug> he is a satanist
<jetfx> so am I
<IgnusHL2> ok
<soul> lol
<soul> closet catholic
<IgnusHL2> off to future shop
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<Atreides> keeps his rosary under the carpet
<jetfx> my parents call me that
<soul> bang one nun and all of a sudden you are a believer in god again
<soul> :\

<Moe> Trizzdog
<Moe> QUICK
<Trizzdog> they're on the same breaker
<Moe> REROUTE ALL AUXILIARY POWER THROUGH THE MAIN DISWASHER ARRAY