Relic Community Quotes Database

* soul has changed the topic to: <SquidDNA> I wonder what I would have soul do in the lab <NovaBurn> "WHERE IS MY YEAST"
<soul> it seemed a lot funnier in the other channel:\
* soul has changed the topic to: i am retarded

<treb> I spent the day at the beach
<Kushan> i spent the day living next to a beach
<Kushan> does that count?
<CrimsonAngel> I spent the they thinking about girls on the beac
<CrimsonAngel> beach
<treb> when you live next to a beach, its not as fun
<Linuturk> i spent the day dreaming of soul on the beach . . . in a speedo
<Kushan> omg midget in a speedo
<Kushan> i think i just made wood
<Linuturk> he didn't get the bikini wax though . . .
<Kushan> that image is now seared into my brain
<Kushan> asshole

<Hiigara> my friend at work went to another all-guys school and when I told him about today he was like "FUCK YOU! I HAD TO STICK WITH THE DAMN SAUSAGEFEST FOR FOUR FUCKING YEARS! I HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER"
<Hiigara> this was at work, btw :)
<NovaBurn> hiig likes sausage
<Chrome> hahaha
<Hiigara> sausage good

* Trizzdog goes into the future, makes multiple female clones of himself with FUTURE TECH, then has a clonecest orgy. Then he does NORMAL things, like find out what stocks to buy, when the end of the world will be, ect.
<Tiresias> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW
* Tiresias goes back in time and hands Trizzdog's dad a condom

<Hyperian> soul are you a good drinker?
<soul> i have only slept on a bathroom floor once
<soul> so i would say i do ok
<soul> i threw up all night
<soul> for 12 hrs
<soul> i had 4 carbombs and 3 beers in 30 minutes
<soul> didnt eat anything before all day
<soul> and i was stupid cause we put way to much whiskey in the shot glass
...
<GeneralNukeEm> at least soul owns his toilet
<soul> nukem.. dont help.. i was at a friends bday party for that:(
<soul> i asked for a blanket
<soul> i got a towel
<soul> which i was so messed up
<soul> i thought it was a blanket
<soul> so i wake up and asked for a blanket
<soul> they gave me another towel
<soul> i thought that was a blanket too:\
<Hyperian> this friends birthday party better not be like some 12 year old kid
<soul> she was 16
<soul> fuck you

<Corsix> get the kickstick
* Huxiii was kicked by Someguy (GTFO!!!!!)
* Huxiii has joined #companyofheroes
<Ogrynsmash> OMG
<Ogrynsmash> Autojoin
* Someguy sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-A7AC8D4.dsl.siol.net
<Corsix> get the banstick!
* Huxiii was kicked by Someguy (CORNER 5 MINUTES!)
<Ogrynsmash> Wtf corsix
<Ogrynsmash> you're like
<Ogrynsmash> coordinated with SG
<Someguy> <Huxiii> wtf you fucking moron
<...>
* Huxiii has joined #companyofheroes
* ceejayoz SUMMONS Huxiii
<ceejayoz> don't be a jackass Huxiii
* Huxiii has quit IRC ([irc.hwcommunity.com] Local kill by ceejayoz (don't be a jackass))

<Tranj> Damnit! You people are going to jinx it, we are still a couple hours away, now all of you quite down, Relic people go back to drinking, and leave us to do our scans and checks! If you people jinxed this gold candidate I will go absolutely and completely Marweas on all your asses!

// from forum post when CoH went gold

<oneredpanther> my logs betray me
<oneredpanther> good job our girlfriend's don't keep logs. we'd be in deep shit by now.
<oneredpanther> although sometimes i swear they might.
<oneredpanther> but only for our transgressions
<oneredpanther> they can't remember how to give a good handjob but certainly know how many times we forgot to take out the trash in July 1986

<Moe> rated M for Moe!
<Moe> wheee!

<Khet> right... so this is a purely fictitious coversation
<oneredpanther> its a real conversation about a fictional subject
<oneredpanther> like church sermons

<Buggo|away> PIKE
<Buggo|away> COME OUT TONIGHT YOU LOSER
<Buggo|away> Or
<Buggo|away> Shun me again
<Buggo|away> Like you always do
<SquidDNA> Allie, it must be hard
<Buggo|away> It's so hard
<SquidDNA> But
<SquidDNA> You cannot try to cage Pike
<SquidDNA> Because he's already in a cage, on the roof
<Buggo|away> hahaha
<SquidDNA> But it's his cage, not yours

<Fedman> HW and rap music, ummm no, no, hell no
<NovaBurn2> orchestral orchestral-rock in general,
<NovaBurn2> rap can fuck off
<Starblade> "I LIKE BIG...SHIPS AND I CANNOT LIE"
<NovaBurn2> ALL YOU OTHER RACE CANNOT DENY
<Jal-18> WHEN A FRIG JUMPS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY BEAM YOU GET PWNED

<pH14> there was this cute service agent flirting with me today
<Hablacraja> did you pretend to get drunk and feel her up
<pH14> i am a gentleman
<Hablacraja> so you got drunk for real
<Atreides> habla has no girl skills
<Tiresias> so you did it but won't tell anyone
* pH14 is mum

<celtti> best relationship I've ever had? My cat

<Druidika> brb, game with biffy
<Druidika> :)
<Skwerl|Replays> zomg
<Skwerl|Replays> send replay if you win k?
<Finaldeath> "if"?
<Skwerl|Replays> yes, IF
<Emberstrife> send replay if biffy uses hax
<Corsix> is it Druidika with biffy or Druidika vs biffy?
<Emberstrife> which he will use if he will be losing
<Ogrynsmash> vs probably
<Ogrynsmash> Druid
<Ogrynsmash> watch for the jeepspam
<Buggo> biffy cheats
<Buggo> I saw it with my own eyes
<Buggo> Looking over his shoulder

<celtti> I should turn to gay just to fuck with inq
<celtti> wait
<celtti> I didn't mean it like that

<Gblaze> I've noticed that Japanese heroes have little to no Macgyver skills
<Gblaze> Most of them are "LOL Power of LOVE and COURAGE!"
<Code> kinda like space marines? :P
<Code> "FAITH AND HONOR!" *charge into the bullets* *Die*

<Loc|Essay> Voyager got a bit of help from the future.
<ceejayoz> that's why ST is boring, Loc
<ceejayoz> insurmountable problem? TIME TRAVEL
<ceejayoz> it's the plot device to end all plot devices
<ceejayoz> i mean, you half expect Picard to poop in an unsatisfactory manner and do some time travel to have a do-over

<RiessOut> lol u gay faggot - what kind of an insult is that? be creative!
<Moe> indeed!
<Moe> I insult people by telling them that even Riess could do better
<Moe> er
<Moe> oh dear.

<SquidDNA> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POPUP EDIT WINDOW
<SquidDNA> WIN
<SquidDNA> OMG
<SquidDNA> WHO DID THAT?
<Druidika> ?
<SquidDNA> On the forums
<Druidika> do you mean the quickedit thingie?
<SquidDNA> Yes!
<SquidDNA> It's the most awesome thing since awesome!
<Druidika> that's been there since I joined the forums two years ago
<SquidDNA> You lie
<soul> um squid
<soul> (thats been around for a bit)
<Finaldeath> maybe its not on all skins or something
<SquidDNA> IT HAS NOT FUCKING BEEN THERE FOR A BIT
<SquidDNA> IT WAS NEVER THERE
<SquidDNA> IT JUST SHOWED UP
<SquidDNA> I swear to Dyn, my account is cursed
<SquidDNA> "Oh what Squid, you JUST NOW NOTICED the Pie-over-IP button?"
<SquidDNA> "We've been getting free pie for the past YEAR"
<SquidDNA> Wait what the hell
<SquidDNA> It's only on the very most recent post in the thread?
<SquidDNA> No wonder
<SquidDNA> Who the hell edits those
<Druidika> it's on all your posts
<SquidDNA> gl with the headphone hunt
<SquidDNA> No, Druidika, it isn't
<SquidDNA> WAIT WHAT THE HELL YES IT IS
<SquidDNA> IT WASN'T A SECOND AGO
<SquidDNA> I SWEAR
<SquidDNA> I CHECKED
<SquidDNA> Druidika
<SquidDNA> Stop fucking with me man
<SquidDNA> "Squid, you're naked."
<SquidDNA> "No I'm not.. WHAT THE HELL. I was fully clothed a second ago!"
<SquidDNA> Okay
<SquidDNA> This has gone on too much
* Quits: SquidDNA (Quit: Druidika is fucking with reality, WATCH HIM)

<Panzeh> crash!
<Corsix> relic online is like "OMG WTF BBQ 500 players? I die now"
<Trizzdog> 500 player IMBA
<Trizzdog> NERF LOBBY SIZE

* Zepherian has kicked pH14 from #homeworld (!)
* pH14 has joined #homeworld
* reki gives channel operator status to pH14
* reki removes channel operator status from Zepherian
* pH14 sets ban on *!*zepherian@*.5CDA1E80.6E46A3D3.IP
* pH14 has kicked Zepherian from #homeworld
* reki high fives ph
* pH14 high fives
<reki> that was double team action
<Chrome> lol

<Tiresias> we can but ream squid
<Tiresias> *dream

<Dorkdav> Have you ever seen "Afraid of Girls"
<IgnusDei> i'm not afraid of girls
<IgnusDei> they're afraid of me
<IgnusDei> hence i'm always afraid that THEY might be afraid of me
<IgnusDei> because that's so embarassing
<IgnusDei> ITS NOT THE SAME THING DAMNIT
* IgnusDei sobs in a corner

<i> do wonder what a piece of 'jesus original' furniture would fetch on eBay, him being a carpenter and all.