Relic Community Quotes Database

<Loc|Essay> Voyager got a bit of help from the future.
<ceejayoz> that's why ST is boring, Loc
<ceejayoz> insurmountable problem? TIME TRAVEL
<ceejayoz> it's the plot device to end all plot devices
<ceejayoz> i mean, you half expect Picard to poop in an unsatisfactory manner and do some time travel to have a do-over

<RiessOut> lol u gay faggot - what kind of an insult is that? be creative!
<Moe> indeed!
<Moe> I insult people by telling them that even Riess could do better
<Moe> er
<Moe> oh dear.

<SquidDNA> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POPUP EDIT WINDOW
<SquidDNA> WIN
<SquidDNA> OMG
<SquidDNA> WHO DID THAT?
<Druidika> ?
<SquidDNA> On the forums
<Druidika> do you mean the quickedit thingie?
<SquidDNA> Yes!
<SquidDNA> It's the most awesome thing since awesome!
<Druidika> that's been there since I joined the forums two years ago
<SquidDNA> You lie
<soul> um squid
<soul> (thats been around for a bit)
<Finaldeath> maybe its not on all skins or something
<SquidDNA> IT HAS NOT FUCKING BEEN THERE FOR A BIT
<SquidDNA> IT WAS NEVER THERE
<SquidDNA> IT JUST SHOWED UP
<SquidDNA> I swear to Dyn, my account is cursed
<SquidDNA> "Oh what Squid, you JUST NOW NOTICED the Pie-over-IP button?"
<SquidDNA> "We've been getting free pie for the past YEAR"
<SquidDNA> Wait what the hell
<SquidDNA> It's only on the very most recent post in the thread?
<SquidDNA> No wonder
<SquidDNA> Who the hell edits those
<Druidika> it's on all your posts
<SquidDNA> gl with the headphone hunt
<SquidDNA> No, Druidika, it isn't
<SquidDNA> WAIT WHAT THE HELL YES IT IS
<SquidDNA> IT WASN'T A SECOND AGO
<SquidDNA> I SWEAR
<SquidDNA> I CHECKED
<SquidDNA> Druidika
<SquidDNA> Stop fucking with me man
<SquidDNA> "Squid, you're naked."
<SquidDNA> "No I'm not.. WHAT THE HELL. I was fully clothed a second ago!"
<SquidDNA> Okay
<SquidDNA> This has gone on too much
* Quits: SquidDNA (Quit: Druidika is fucking with reality, WATCH HIM)

<Panzeh> crash!
<Corsix> relic online is like "OMG WTF BBQ 500 players? I die now"
<Trizzdog> 500 player IMBA
<Trizzdog> NERF LOBBY SIZE

* Zepherian has kicked pH14 from #homeworld (!)
* pH14 has joined #homeworld
* reki gives channel operator status to pH14
* reki removes channel operator status from Zepherian
* pH14 sets ban on *!*zepherian@*.5CDA1E80.6E46A3D3.IP
* pH14 has kicked Zepherian from #homeworld
* reki high fives ph
* pH14 high fives
<reki> that was double team action
<Chrome> lol

<Tiresias> we can but ream squid
<Tiresias> *dream

<Dorkdav> Have you ever seen "Afraid of Girls"
<IgnusDei> i'm not afraid of girls
<IgnusDei> they're afraid of me
<IgnusDei> hence i'm always afraid that THEY might be afraid of me
<IgnusDei> because that's so embarassing
<IgnusDei> ITS NOT THE SAME THING DAMNIT
* IgnusDei sobs in a corner

<i> do wonder what a piece of 'jesus original' furniture would fetch on eBay, him being a carpenter and all.

<Alliance> wait a moment, what happens if christ and antichrist touch? do we get a big boom?
<outtis> yes
<Alliance> cool
<outtis> liek a nukular bomb
<Alliance> we should use them to run a warp engine
<oneredpanther> jesus power
<RiessArt> "Capt'n! Antichrist containment is weakening!" D:

<naradaman> whats friendster
<Tiresias> it's like napster
<Tiresias> but you illegally download friends

<Kushan> sony/ms/wii don't want to support it
<Kushan> and they are the major contributors for it
<skwerl> I want ma wii =(
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<Kushan> you can play with my wii
<Zimnick> ...
<Zimnick> wth did I walk into
<Kushan> skwerl wants my wii

<Merturk_NB|work> heh, we had network drives at one of my schools
<Merturk_NB|work> i kept a txt file in mine with a list of proxies and porn sites
<Merturk_NB|work> one day, i opened it up
<Hablacraja> haha
<Merturk_NB|work> and it said: Busted
<Hablacraja> oh shi--
<Merturk_NB|work> i was like, oh shit
<Merturk_NB|work> exactly
<Merturk_NB|work> i deleted it, hoping it would go away
<Locutus> You should have kept it on a floppy. :p
<Merturk_NB|work> got called to the office 10 minutes later

<Question> http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6112/11364799564226ni.jpg
<Question> omg
<Da_Fish> omg?
<Question> CLICK
<Da_Fish> and?
<Da_Fish> what is this?
<Question> pics of guys in maid uniforms
<Da_Fish> your fetish yes
<Question> it is not a fetish
<Da_Fish> then what is it?
<Question> errr
<Question> normal
<Question> yes
<Question> totally normal

<Da_Fish> There better not be a WWII "fluff" forum when CoH is out

<SquidDNA> In unrelated news
<SquidDNA> I am the biggest dork ever
<SquidDNA> "So, uh, had fun Friday!"
<SquidDNA> "Yeah, that was a good movie. I liked it."
<SquidDNA> "I.. think it would be great if we did something else."
<SquidDNA> "..yeah.. I do too, what did you have in mind?"
<SquidDNA> "..."
<soul> oh squid
<SquidDNA> (SHIT DID NOT THINK THIS FAR AHEAD)
<soul> always have a plan
<SquidDNA> God
<SquidDNA> So, so awkward
<soul> you make great bread, do the picnic basket lunch thing
<SquidDNA> SOUL
<SquidDNA> YOU ARE BRILLIANT
<SquidDNA> !
<soul> followed by a nice walk in the park
<SquidDNA> Picnic
<SquidDNA> Seriously
<soul> then after taking her home
<soul> you hit the strip club
<soul> bam!

<Zepherian> Mert, do you want us to copy paste that when your gf is on or would you rather leave it a secret?
<Zepherian> because if I remember correctly she does come here to check up on you
<Merturk_NB|work> a secret would be prefered zeph
<ratamaq> heh
<Zepherian> There are only about 40 people here, im sure a secret will be maintained
<Zepherian> right guys?
<Gaz> oh,yeah
<Merturk_NB|work> 55 zeph :-/

<biffy> this patch will be the patch of all patches - it will even patch windows so it doesnt crash or get spyware or virii, it will patch macs to play windows video games, it will patch linux to be user friendly
<Pyros> will it patch my dogs? she's getting pretty old and could use some more spunk
<biffy> yep
<Skwerl> will it patch the hole on my shirt?
<biffy> absolutely

// biffy fails at setting realistic expectations

<Emberstrife> one note though, don't actually poke into people's shared folders without poking them first
<Emberstrife> politeness has nothing to do with it, you just really wouldn't want to bump into someone's horse porn
<Obtuse> fair enough
<Question> why would someone want horse porn o.O
<Emberstrife> it's hawt.
<Question> and people complain i have a crossdressing fetish
<Obtuse> but you do
<nyyti> you ppl are sick

<Old_Painless> i want pictures of a guy in a lab coat poking a network card in the hope that some lag will fall out :D
<Question> thats not exciting enough
<celtti> my brain automatically shut off when I read "I want pictures of a guy"

<soul> its not gay if its for a friend

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<@biffy> wazzzzaaaaa
<Viranth> patch?
<@biffy> viranth, thx but I never smoked to begin with

<ryan> Yeah getting drunk surely screws up the play balance
<ryan> I had a couple glasses of wine last night and I felt unstoppable!

Chrysophylax dresses Beast in a police uniform and drops him at the blue oyster
<Beast> :D~
<Beast> wait that emote was badly timed
<Beast> shit

<Mnementh> omg
<Mnementh> Voice of Optimus Prime announced
<soul> tom cruise right?
<Tiresias> Samuel L Jackson!
<soul> omg sj would rock
<soul> 'we got mother fuckin decepticons on the plane'
<Squid|afk> No no you've got it wrong
<Squid|afk> I hear there's some motherfucking decepticons turning into motherfucking planes!

<Buggo|HOT> You can be my personal assistant Herbert ^-^
<Someguy> ohh
<Someguy> :D
<Buggo|HOT> I require all my PAs to work naked though, FYI
<Someguy> heh, assuming relic has the funds for that
<Someguy> ...
<Buggo|HOT> lol
<Someguy> dude, you know those stories about asians and small penis?
<Buggo|HOT> HAHA
<Someguy> yah well
<Someguy> uh
<Someguy> no working in the nude for me k thanks
<Pike|COOL> ok. quote archives!
<Pike|COOL> :)
<Someguy> NO!
<Buggo|HOT> HAHA OH NO
<Pike|COOL> OH YES!