Relic Community Quotes Database

<Buggo|away> I DON'T WANT A THQ LOGO
<Buggo|away> :@:@:@:@:@:@
<ceejayoz> you have one ;p
<Buggo|away> NOOOOOOOOOO

<@Buggo> Moe has always had a surprise in his pants
<@Buggo> PARTY IN MOE'S PANTS

<thesidewinder> Ironing pants is evil
<thesidewinder> it's like giving hitler a backrub

<eTombotron> reki stop being an asshole
<eTombotron> you already made me cry twice

<IgnusDei> i hear it's 40 degrees C
<IgnusDei> hm
<Mikk> do you live in an oven ig?
<ionfish> if not
<ionfish> he ought to
<ionfish> and someone should turn it on
<ionfish> :|

<Starblade> HOMEWORLD: THE TEXT ADVENTURE
<Gblaze> Ye find yeself on yon docking bay..
<Gblaze> Ye see target drones.
<Gblaze> Obvious exits are Nort, South and Karak.
<Starblade> <get ye drones>
<Gblaze> *North
<Fixer-at-work> You cannot get ye drones.
<Gblaze> Ye can't get Ye drones.
<Fixer-at-work> Forsooth!
<Starblade> <go Kharak>
<Gblaze> Ye gop to north, ye find a Taiidan fleet out to get you. You are dead.
<Starblade> <ACCESS>

<soul> oh and fuckers get this
<soul> so i am walking to the store right
<soul> I SEE SOMEONE SHORTER THEN I AM
<soul> she was only ten.. but i am pretty sure.. if the shit started
<soul> i could have taken her
<IcecreamLtDan> well, I would imagine infants would be
<IcecreamLtDan> taken her
<IcecreamLtDan> to bed?
<IcecreamLtDan> didn't know you went that young dude
<soul> no you freak
<soul> jesus..
<soul> ok actually she was probably 8
<soul> point is
<soul> soulbitch was taller
<soul> thats right
* soul flexes

<Jumper|OMG> HAHAHA
<Jumper|OMG> Linnae came around the corner looked at Nova and went "N00b?"
<Jumper|OMG> she's been calling him N00b the whole time
<Jumper|OMG> we got her to say "TREE HAX" to mokona last night

[00:05] <soul> 30 minutes in
[00:05] <soul> nothing
[00:05] <SquidDNA> Hold on Soul, I'll undress

<deadguy|gone> Last semester, I took Evil 210, Malice 205, Intro to Taking Candy From a Baby 101, Despise 120, Irritation 350, eStabbing 210, and Vengance 250
<Fiirks> I'm sure you passed those with flying colours
<soul> i had stacking the blocks and coloring within the lines but still having fun
<deadguy|gone> well, I didn't do so hot on the Intro to Taking Candy From a Baby class
<deadguy|gone> because whoever said that it was easy has never tried it
<soul> thats cause dg.. you dont hit on the mother first
<deadguy|gone> yeah, I missed that question on both the midterm, the final, and all the quizzes

<mac_bug> question: ARE YOU GAY
<bonnet> ANSWER: ONLY WITH YOU
<mac_bug> COMMENT: HOT

<Druidika> lol wtf
<Druidika> I say my usual "Good luck and have fun" at the start of an automatch
<Druidika> reply is "wtf, I'm not going to play against you"
<Druidika> drops

<Jumper|OMG> I let Sumgai drive my car into Richmond this morning :-)
<Jumper|OMG> then we were... driving in a spirited fashion chasing a porsche on the way home
<Jumper|OMG> I kept having to remind him that the car has a 9000 RPM redline

<Jumper|OMG> hey ceej, where'd the dow library go?
<Jumper|OMG> I can't find it
<Riess> lost a forum master jumper has, hm?

<ceejayoz> and i lay the blame at their feet
<eTombotron> yes, they are not making sense
<eTombotron> but you can see why they are not making sense
<bonnet> ...
<bonnet> That doesn't make sense

<oneredpanther> <skibb> who is buggo
<oneredpanther> <Da_Fish> new hip relic dude
<oneredpanther> <Question> are you sure? i seem to recall buggo being female
<oneredpanther> i like the fact that girls get auto-ops in IRC
<oneredpanther> because obviously whoever's in charge is desperate for sex
<skibb> haha
<Da_Fish> soul?
<skibb> burn
<oneredpanther> or they like the idea of girls dominating them, even on the internet

<Zepherian> if we have a buggo @ home and a buggo @ sleep, logic dictates that buggo sleeps on the job
<Zepherian> lazy bastard.
<soul> heh
* Zepherian slaps Buggo|zZz around a bit with a large trout
<Zepherian> STOP SLACKING
<soul> buggo is definately sleeping
* Hablacraja has joined #homeworld
* ionfish wonders how soul knows that
<soul> well.. we were all up late
* Zepherian dosent want to know

<Fiirks> I hate getting pussy hairs stuck in my teeth
<Fiirks> those damn things are anoying
<Silentium> at least it could be used as floss
<treb|scorch> leave your cat alone

<Starcrate> I SAY WE ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT CEEJAY'S BREASTS (OR LACK THEREOF) AND GO PLAY HOMEWORLD

<Obtuse> I give you credit for trying to shake your gender, but I don't think it's going to happen
<Starscorched> EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIEEEEE

<Buggo|work> This. Channel. Is. INSANE!

<Mac_bug> it was easier to get into my girlfriend than it is to open this box :/
<Mac_bug> and my gf is catholic ;[

<pH14> we had a lab class together and became more than labmates
<pH14> IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
<Chrysophylax> I SUPPOSE THERE WAS CHEMISTRY
<Chrysophylax> AMIRITE
<pH14> NO IT WAS MOLECULAR BIOLOGU
<pH14> WITH A Y INSTEAD OF A U
<Chrysophylax> THAT SHIT'S THE SHIT DAWG
<Jal-18> HOW GOOD WAS HER BIOLOGU

<UberJumper> I had a dream last night that someone took over the channels on IRC
<UberJumper> and we couldn't get into them
<UberJumper> must have had mexican for dinner or something

<Hyperian> no body told me it'd feel so good
<Hyperian> nobody said you'd be so beautiful
<Hyperian> nobody warned me about your smile
<Hyperian> you're the life, you're the light when i close my eyes
<Hyperian> i'm colour blind
<Hyperian> you made me colour blind
<Moe|away> Why thanks Hyp
<Moe|away> You're a nice guy
<Moe|away> But I just don't feel about you that way
<Hyperian> no problem
<Moe|away> Sorry, but we can never be together like that
* Hyperian weeps