Relic Community Quotes Database

[09:49] <Question2> why stop with the questions?
[09:49] <Question2> i really want to know where zeph is
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> later, Starblade
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> he's asleep
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> it's 3 am
[09:49] <Starblade> WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN ZEPHIAGO
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> CARMEN ZEPHIAGO
[09:49] *** Starblade Quit (Quit: )
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> that game was such a PITA
[09:49] <Wrkncacnter> I'll be off too i guess, time for lunch.
[09:49] <Question2> 3 am? where does he live then?
[09:49] <SquidDNA> SHE WAS HERE NOT LONG AGO
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> in portugal
[09:49] <SquidDNA> SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO VISIT THE WORLD'S LARGEST WALL
[09:50] <SquidDNA> AND LEFT A FORTUNE COOKIE
[09:50] <SquidDNA> ZOMG WHERE DID SHE GO
[09:50] * Chrysophylax slaps SquidDNA around a bit with a large trout
[09:51] <Question2> zeph is female?! omg i need to check the yearbook
[09:51] * Chrysophylax roffles
[09:51] <Beast> heh
[09:52] <SquidDNA> Yes she is
[09:52] <SquidDNA> But she's sensitive about her appearance
[09:52] <Chrysophylax> hot except her nose
[09:52] <Chrysophylax> but don't mention that to her
[09:53] <Chrome> omg
[09:53] <Chrome> THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH
[09:53] <Chrome> ZEPH IS A LESBO
[09:53] <Chrome> =D

<Starblade> i like just building cruise missiles
<Starblade> i don't try to win
<Starblade> i try to piss the other guy off as much as i can

<frst|work> -
<frst|work> LICK Unknown command
<frst|work> -
* ceejayoz licks frst|work
* frst|work slaps ceejayoz around a bit with a large trout
* ceejayoz 's pupils dilate
<Gaz> is licking frst like licking frogs?????
<Gaz> hallucinogenic effect
<frst|work> yes
<Gaz> lol
<Gaz> lol
<frst|work> do it
<frst|work> lick me and see what happens
<Da_Fish> lie
* Gaz licks frst
<frst|work> you will like it
<Da_Fish> you don't get high
* frst|work is now known as frstAlba
<Da_Fish> you get fucked
* frstAlba licks back
* Gaz sees Frsty in the Sky with diamonds

* IgnusDei has joined #homeworld
<outtis> 'lo
<IgnusDei> lo
<Question> huh i thought ignus never says something normal on join
<IgnusDei> oh, right
<IgnusDei> YOU KNOW WHAT THE PORN INDUSTRY NEEDS?!
<Unk> true, every time I've been here its involved buttsechs with his sister or something
<IgnusDei> GAY TRANSFORMERS!
<IgnusDei> ok, that was the disturbing thought of the day
<Unk> OPTIMUS PRIDE FTW!
<outtis> :E
<IgnusDei> moving on to pirates
<outtis> you want to see robots inserting cables into each other?
<IgnusDei> MOVING
<IgnusDei> ON
<IgnusDei> please.
<outtis> no :(
<Pleiades> no(=
<Question> dont you want to continue that train of thought?
<Unk> we've touched on a fantasy of yours it seems...
<IgnusDei> not really

<Tiresias> I want a special button that makes people get fucked to death by rabid stoats

<IcecreamLtDan> The thought of finally hearing your voice on the TS channel makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
<soul> lol
<soul> well it should be coming tuesday
<soul> since i put 2 day air
<soul> latest wedn
<IcecreamLtDan> Then the thought of putting a bullet through your skull makes it neccesary for me to change my undies

<Hyperian> yea and you're used to being abused in rl by jen
<cj|afk> yes, my cock gets abused on a regular basis
<cj|afk> woe is me
<Chrysophylax> pwn

<Chrome> wtf.
<Chrome> in and out in and out....sheesh.
<Question> thats pretty suggestive

<soul> pooky needs to get shot in the leg
<soul> so when people see how dumb he is
<soul> they dont notice
<soul> cause they just think
<soul> 'poor guy.. got shot in the leg'

<Druidika|CoH> I know of nothing of a CoH beta

<s|sigma> i want to play coh:(
<IcecreamLtDan> so do I, but wife insisted on taking the main computer
<IcecreamLtDan> lappy can't run it
<Jumper|CompanyOfHeroes> damn wimmin!
<Jumper|CompanyOfHeroes> what's she doing out of the kitchen?
<Jumper|CompanyOfHeroes> (can you tell alice isn't home?)

<Void> do you guys know any navy games?
<Zepherian> I hear they play "hide the sausage" a lot
<Zepherian> all you need to play is a sailor and some vaseline

<ceejayoz> soul tell us secrets
<ceejayoz> how do i please a man?
<ceejayoz> wait wrong list of questions
<soul> rofl
* ceejayoz shuffles papers
<NovaBurn> dont lie cj
<NovaBurn> we know you want souls crowbar
<ceejayoz> soul can pry me open anytime he likes
...
<soul> ah tomorrow's dinner will rock
<soul> jasmine rice
<soul> and the chicken that is thawed, is now being marinated in a terriyaki with pineapple sauce
<soul> leave it there for a good 20+ hrs
<soul> then bam
<soul> cook it on medium in a sauce pan
<soul> i really wish i didnt say this after cj asked me how to please a man

* Tiresias jumps onto Beast
* Beast enjoys
* Dimension jumps onto Tir who jumped onto Beast
<Beast> oooo better
<Tiresias> GIDDY UP BEAST
* Beast giddy-ups
<Tiresias> :3
* Beast giggles
* Dimension gets jiggy with it

<Tiresias> housewarming houses are fun
<Dimension> housewarming houses
<Tiresias> except when the house is much better than yours and far away
<Tiresias> *partis
<Tiresias> PARTIES
<Dimension> sounds like some weird sexual fetish
<Dimension> house on house action
<Tiresias> bleh /me lets his brain go ahve a rest in the bahamas
<Dimension> gettin each other hot
<Da_Fish> UNF
<Dimension> "OMG BLOW MY CHIMNEY
<Tiresias> semi detachable
<Da_Fish> LIGHT MY FIRE
<Dimension> FONDLE MY FUNDAMENT

<Jumper|DS1> I came back to this window
<Jumper|DS1> and I was like "Wow, the guy that typed that sounds like he knows what he's talking about"
<Jumper|DS1> and then I was like "wait, I wrote that?"

<Zepherian> cj, trying to find a sheeps gender is a waste of valuable time
<Zepherian> besides, if its male its kinda like riding a bike

<Chrysophylax> 'hey too many senior members and the mods are gay'
<soul> curious is not gay

<Hand> hey [insert name]

* X-Pleiades pokes out tongue at Moe
* Moe cuts off tongue
<X-Pleiades> meweff wefwefe mewef cfk
<Cyberus> my thoughts exactly

<Silentium> I'm sure, deep down, Chrome loves you
<Chrome> excellent idea Beast. >:D
<Zepherian> chrome just wants me closer
*** Vaarok Quit (Quit: )
<Zepherian> awwwwww
<Silentium> but what do I know
<Zepherian> NOW MY DINNER DAMN YOU
<Zepherian> WOOOOMAN
<Silentium> I am not Dr. Phil
* Beast giggles evily
<Zepherian> she is a woman, I give her attention
<Zepherian> even if it is humiliation and sexism its better than nothing ;/
<Silentium> I doubt Chrome is an attention whore
*** Chrome sets mode: +b *!*@CDB91C36.9563E873.6E46A3D3.IP
<Zepherian> lol
<Chrome> I think Zeph is.
<Silentium> I'm the attention whore
<Chrome> let's all ignore him for .....
<Chrome> a little while....
<Zepherian> im going to bed
<Zepherian> nn dolts
<Chrome> shit.
*** NovaBurn sets mode: -v Zepherian
*** Zepherian Quit (Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.02 :: www.XLhost.de ))

<Zepherian> anyways, chrome, have you polished my shoes?
<NovaBurn> LETS GET THE FIREWORKS GOING
<Silentium> how Zeph seems smart and all when chrome is not online
*** Zepherian was kicked by Chrome (What part of NO I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING WIFE do you not get?!)

<pH14> lets make out
<danga> Lets never fight again.
* pH14 unzips
* danga bends
* danga has quit (Quit: )
<pH14> well, that will keep danga away for another month

<Starblade> italian food > german food.
<Da_Fish> those italians and their healthier foods...
<Chrysophylax> dude
<Chrysophylax> nvm
<Silentium> it's the tomatoes man
<Da_Fish> sun-dried and shir
<Da_Fish> *shit
<Silentium> think of mario and mushrooms
<Silentium> no apply that to italians and tomatoes
<Silentium> *now
<Silentium> and you get the idea
<Starblade> doodoodoodedoodooDOO
<Da_Fish> Italians grow in size after eating tomatoes?

<Squid|DNA> Unk I've had plenty of chances to reproduce but I gladly passed them up for practice
<Merturk_NB> that's about sums it up
<Mnementh> practice?
<Hablacraja> practice? *fap fap fap*
<Unk> practice?
<Mnementh> yeah
<Merturk_NB> lmao
* Unk orders a fleshlight for squiddy
<Zepherian> (masterbatione)
<Nuri> this irc so puts 4chan to shame
<Mnementh> 'just getting my technique right!'
<Nuri> :D
<Squid|DNA> Reproductive activites which do not involve fertilization.
<Hablacraja> yes yes, bio nerd
<Squid|DNA> FUCKING.
<Squid|DNA> There.
<Unk> up zee arse?
<Squid|DNA> Jesus.
<soul> lol
<Riess> lol
<Zepherian> oral sex
<Squid|DNA> CONTRACEPTIVES.