Relic Community Quotes Database

[13:31] <chechen> do you shave your pubes
[13:31] <chechen> to get the extra optical inch
[13:31] <Chrysophylax> optical inch wtf
[13:31] <sidewinder> um
[13:31] <Riess> mmmhm
[13:31] * Question2 is laughing his pants off at this conversation
[13:32] <sidewinder> chrome's a girl
[13:32] <chechen> so what
[13:32] <Chrysophylax> OH
[13:32] <Chrysophylax> OPTICAL INCH
[13:32] *** chechen was kicked by Chrome (Do you get kicked often for that... optical inch?)

[03:13] pH14: .
[03:14] Squid|afk: '
[03:14] Beast: ,
[03:14] Squid|afk: -
[03:15] Dimension: ´
[03:16] Beast: ;
[03:16] Dimension: `
[03:16] Beast: :
[03:16] Druidika: -
[03:17] *** Martian (piet@hwc-E993E46E.mobiel.utwente.nl) has joined #homeworld.
[03:17] *** Mode change "+o Martian" for channel #homeworld by ChanOP.
[03:17] Beast: ~
[03:17] * Druidika slaps Martian around a bit with a large trout
[03:17] * Druidika slaps Martian around a bit with a large trout
[03:17] Dimension: +
[03:17] Beast: @
[03:17] Druidika: â„¢
[03:17] Dimension: °
[03:17] Beast: %
[03:17] Chrome: &
[03:17] Dimension: ^
[03:17] Druidika: ©
[03:18] Dimension: #
[03:18] Druidika: $
[03:18] Beast: >
[03:18] Dimension: *
[03:18] Beast: "
[03:18] Dimension: €
[03:18] Druidika: ß
[03:18] Beast: (
[03:18] Dimension: _
[03:18] Chrome:
[03:18] Dimension: ²
[03:19] Druidika: ³
[03:19] Dimension: <
[03:19] Beast: ./
[03:19] Druidika: µ
[03:19] Dimension: {
[03:19] Beast: [
[03:19] Dimension: ]
[03:19] Squid|afk: I HEAR THERE'S SOME MOTHERFUCKING PUNCTUATION IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHANNEL!

<Moe> you guys have independence day tomorrow
<soul> yea moe
<soul> 3 day weekend
<soul> where we consume vast quantities of flesh cooked over open fire and shoot off fireworks and firearms
<soul> sometimes we hang a colored person
<soul> but the little bastards are getting harder to catch
<soul> i mean
<soul> so how is everyone doing today?

<frogglez> fu, i'm only little, k.

<Atreides> Jink any woman that hits 30 is insecure
<Silentium> it's called menopause

* Moe has joined #dow_community
<Moe> HAHAHA HYBRIS
<Moe> 2-0
<Moe> UNF
<Moe> UNF
* Moe has left #dow_community

(after Germany defeated Sweden in the Soccer World Cup eigth finals)

<GeneralNukeEm> when a girl likes a guy really much, or if she's out to get a lot of money...
<Chrome> O_o
<Inq> or shes drunk.
<NovaBurn> or drugged
<Inq> passed out
<Chrome> you know...this room has proved there is such a thing as a bottomless gutter
<hiddensmoke> or just plain slutty
<Chrome> especially where you people are concerned
<hiddensmoke> like my sister
<Inq> or your sister.
<hiddensmoke> i bet you guys want to met my sister
<Inq> Hidden o.O
<hiddensmoke> slut
<Dyn|OBLIVION> your sister is a bottomless gutter?
<NovaBurn> whats your sister look like
<Inq> your sister gives you deepthroat?
<NovaBurn> name and picture please
<Inq> HIDDEN IS FROM ALABAMA
<hiddensmoke> no but i know she does
<Chrome> I meant the ROOM is a bottomless gutter ._.
<Chrome> wtf.
<Merturk_NB> no, he deepthroats his sister
<NovaBurn> ahh

<Chrysophylax> ok wtf is with this conversation
<hiddensmoke> @_@
<hiddensmoke> my sister came
<hiddensmoke> and she left it broken like she humped it
*** soul has joined #homeworld
<NovaBurn> soul
<Merturk_NB> <hiddensmoke> my sister came
<Merturk_NB> hahaha
<Chrome> soul you totally missed it
<Chrome> hahahahahahahaha

* Joins: IgnusDei
<IgnusDei> is it still a gay fantasy if i think of myself as a girl?
<IgnusDei> hm.
<IgnusDei> FOOD FOR THOUGHT

<sidewinder> minimizing windows in vista is oddly amusing
<sidewinder> imagine having 10 browser windows open with porno and a video going and being able to flip through those in 3d
<sidewinder> I'll take a screeny
<sidewinder> without the porn
<sidewinder> :/

<Riess> unrelatedly, I found replacing "power" with "shower" to be fun
<darkelf|football> I saw that
<Riess> "do not underestimate the shower of the dark side."
<darkelf|football> hehe
<Riess> "go go Shower Rangers"
<Riess> "shower to the masses"
<Beast> "Sajuuks shower is unrivled"
<Riess> "shower... overwhalming...."
<Riess> e*
<darkelf|football> "Absolute Shower corrupts aboslutely"
<Riess> etc.
<Riess> indeed!
<Beast> "SHOWER....UNLIMITED....SHOWER!!!!"
<Riess> balance of showers!
<darkelf|football> "the US, a supershower"
<Riess> "emergency shower, mr. LaForge!"
<Beast> "Fear my showerful weapon"
<Riess> see? told you it's fun.
<Beast> hehehe
<darkelf|football> very
<darkelf|football> Sajuuk is overshowered
<darkelf|football> grots are undershowered
<Riess> build more shower plants :o
<Beast> "Naggarok hyperspaced here useing an experimental Hyperspace drive of immense Shower."
<darkelf|football> hehe

* Pike|sleep has joined #homeworld
<sidewinder> oi piker
* Gaz slaps Pike|sleep around a bit with a large trout
* Gaz sacrifices sidewinder as a gift to Pike|sleep
* sidewinder has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Weavern> LOL
<Chrysophylax> haha
<Weavern> great sacrifice!

<panth`drunk> for i am a 38yr old virgin that fucks a Fleshlight daily whilst looking at porn on the Amiga in a rubber gasmask on a webcam
<panth`drunk> im stalking you all
<panth`drunk> as a military exercise
<panth`drunk> i wear a trout bikini and become stealthy

<SquidDNA> So do you have full custody or what
<Atreides> of my oldest and youngest
<SquidDNA> Otherwise that sounds like a nightmare come holidays
<Atreides> the middle one lives in Texas
<NovaBurn> how old and where
<SquidDNA> ...
<NovaBurn> and is it a she
<SquidDNA> NOVABURN STFU.
<Atreides> she is 11 in Gainesville
<NovaBurn> LOLZ
<SquidDNA> That's the one you hit on, isn't it?
<NovaBurn> no
<Atreides> no thats my youngest
<NovaBurn> exactly

<Merturk_NB> question, what kind, if any, of facial hair do you think I maintain?
<Void> ass hair

<Zepherian> yes, I am a cruel and belittleing person
<Zepherian> except to soul
<Zepherian> im only cruel
<Zepherian> hes allready little

* Juggernaught was kicked by Chrome (Cuz I'm an op BITCH)

<oneredpanther> so long as the nipples fit in my mouth, everyone's a winner.
<soul> not the woman:\

* IgnusDei learned that no matter how bad things are, it will never be quite as bad as the time he masturbated in the adult secton of the video store...which of course was under vidcam surveillance
<IgnusDei> ZING!
<molo> if i didnt like the current topic
<molo> that would be there right now
<DrFurious> it could be worse
<DrFurious> you could have masturbated in the gay adult section of the video store

<IgnusDei> i hate my BROTHER
<IgnusDei> and MY SISTER
<Hyperian> i love your sister
<IgnusDei> no you wouldn't
<IgnusDei> oh sure the sex is great at first
<IgnusDei> but then she's such a bitch

<Void> awww
<Void> is that a deer?
<Vaarok> It is a cow
<Vaarok> Which is yet another reason you don't deserve a cow
<Vaarok> You would think it was a goat or something
<Vaarok> I should find a gopher and name it Void
<Void> i know how goats look like
<IcecreamLtDan> only from behind though
<IcecreamLtDan> and slightly above

<Delphy> Also, moe is my lover and whatever he says is law.
<Delphy> <3
<Moe|away> Delphy
<Moe|away> my heart is jumping up and down
<Moe|away> due to an overdose of JOY
<Delphy> :D
<Moe|away> i wish to declare my love for you
<Delphy> You may do so
<Delphy> But only after I have kissed Squid on his lovely nose.
<Moe|away> alöskdfjöalsköashjölashglkjashwfliuwqer
<Moe|away> DELPHY
<Moe|away> YOU
<Moe|away> !!$!"§!!!!
<Moe|away> DONT DO THAT AGAIN
<Delphy> Do what?
<Moe|away> I WAS TAKING A SIP FROM MY GLASS
<Delphy> mwahaha
<Moe|away> christ, i've got juice all over the keyboard
<Moe|away> AND THE SCREEN
<Moe|away> FFS
* Delphy falls over laughing
* Moe|away wanders off to clean up this mess

<Druidika> does Football have a multiplayer mode?
<Moe> yeah, 22000 person FFA deathmatch mode
<Moe> also known as "stadium riots"

<Unk> anyone know how to humanely kill a newt?
<Unk> idiot flatmate bought one at the weekend and now its dying
<Unk> but he won't just kill it properly
<Skwerl> its dying?
<Skwerl> how is it dying?
<Skwerl> I have a pet newt
<Skwerl> and those things are pretty hardy
<Skwerl> I am surprised you guys still managed to kill it
<Unk> i honestly don't know, this flatmate probably tried to get it drunk
<Skwerl> what the FUCK
<Unk> you don't know my flatmate
<Skwerl> oh god...
<Elukka> tried to get a lizard DRUNK? O_o

* Beast has an ice pack on his head
<Kelly> o.O
<MakaanFangirl> Try your lap. It'll be more effective. ^^