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*ChromeFanboy jumps Chrome
*Locutus grabs a video camera
Riess: this is getting out of control
*Riess joins
Arch: OMG! CHROME IN AN ORGY?!
TF-72: your dream came true, Arch
*Locutus grabs a video camera
Riess: this is getting out of control
*Riess joins
Arch: OMG! CHROME IN AN ORGY?!
TF-72: your dream came true, Arch
* Sajuuk brings himself to bear!
* Sajuuk fires his own main gun!
<Hiigara> Sajuuk - that's just wrong
* Sajuuk wins
<Hiigara> stop playing with yourself
<MakaanFangirl> LOL
<Sajuuk> XD
<TF-Fangirl> omg
<TF-Fangirl> lol
Note: TF = Kelly
* Sajuuk fires his own main gun!
<Hiigara> Sajuuk - that's just wrong
* Sajuuk wins
<Hiigara> stop playing with yourself
<MakaanFangirl> LOL
<Sajuuk> XD
<TF-Fangirl> omg
<TF-Fangirl> lol
Note: TF = Kelly
<deadguy> the fuck is a computer?
<pH14> the answer is 'rice pudding'
<pH14> the answer is 'rice pudding'
<alfredo> please tell me, i have no optical drive so cant use a real cd.. :/
<Druidika> well, the system requirements on the back of the DoW/WA boxes state that you need a CD drive :/
<Druidika> like for, well, every game you buy in a store
<Druidika> well, the system requirements on the back of the DoW/WA boxes state that you need a CD drive :/
<Druidika> like for, well, every game you buy in a store
<Zepherian> if we think about it, nature is absolute, innit?
<Zepherian> its allmost as vague a concept as "God"
<Hablacraja> yeah except nature doesn't want 10% of my income
<Zepherian> its allmost as vague a concept as "God"
<Hablacraja> yeah except nature doesn't want 10% of my income
<Hirmetrium> lol that quotes site is brilliant
<Hirmetrium> its like the entire server is obsessed with having sex with their sisters
<Hirmetrium> its like the entire server is obsessed with having sex with their sisters
<mst3k123> sup dude?
<murphwastaken> nothing messing with my speakers
<mst3k123> ...
<mst3k123> dude, you are deaf... wtf?!
<murphwastaken> :/
<murphwastaken> nothing messing with my speakers
<mst3k123> ...
<mst3k123> dude, you are deaf... wtf?!
<murphwastaken> :/
<lilpunkie420> so murph do u change ur dresses everyday or do u like that green one so much u just wear it everywhere
<lilpunkie420> like in cartoons where they dont change their clothes
<murph> I wear my dress every day
<murph> but I change my underwear
<lilpunkie420> and can u tell me if there was a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow, b/c i think that there was
<lilpunkie420> like in cartoons where they dont change their clothes
<murph> I wear my dress every day
<murph> but I change my underwear
<lilpunkie420> and can u tell me if there was a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow, b/c i think that there was
<Moe> Breaking news! Female visits #homeworld, residents go FUCKING APESHIT
(%Dimension) oh, you touch my tralala
(Chrysophylax) MMM MY DING DING DONG
(MadMerchant) my ding ding dong
(Silentium) my ding ding dong
(Chrysophylax) MMM MY DING DING DONG
(MadMerchant) my ding ding dong
(Silentium) my ding ding dong
<Murph> now I shall go to work
<Murph> later dolts
* Quits: Murph (Murph@D36978F2.E4776E58.264CA1B0.IP) (Quit: work sucks)
// note: Murph's final words to the Homeworld Community before his death
<Murph> later dolts
* Quits: Murph (Murph@D36978F2.E4776E58.264CA1B0.IP) (Quit: work sucks)
// note: Murph's final words to the Homeworld Community before his death
<bluevorlon> STARBALE/RIESS/AND SQUID'S EASY PEASY RIDDLE MAKING GUIDE
<Starblade> rofl
<bluevorlon> 1) FIND SOME STUPID OBSCURE ELEMENT OF THE GAME NOBODY EVEN REMEMEBRS
<NovaBurn> YES
<bluevorlon> 2) MAKE UP SOME CLUES
<bluevorlon> DON'T WORRY IF THEY DON'T RELATE TO THE OBJECT IN STEP 1)
<bluevorlon> THAT JUST WILL MAKE YOUR RIDDLE MORE FUN TO SOLVE
<Starblade> i'm still reeling on how you couldn't fucking figure it out from 'jumping puzzle'
<Starblade> i mean, really now
<NovaBurn> you fail
<NovaBurn> WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND TWO TONE ALL OVER
<bluevorlon> IN FACT THE MORE RETARDED THE CLUE, THE MORE FUN YOU CAN HAVE WATCHING DUMBFUCKS ON IRC TRYING TO ACTUALLY SOLVE IT AS IF IT WAS A PUZZLE WITH ANY SENSE OF LOGIC OR RATIONAL THOUGHT TO IT!
<bluevorlon> 4)
<NovaBurn> AND REMINDS YOU OF WILLIAM DAFOE
<bluevorlon> LAUGH!
<bluevorlon> Hhashahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah ahahahahahaha
<bluevorlon> 5) repeat 2
<Starblade> rofl
<bluevorlon> 1) FIND SOME STUPID OBSCURE ELEMENT OF THE GAME NOBODY EVEN REMEMEBRS
<NovaBurn> YES
<bluevorlon> 2) MAKE UP SOME CLUES
<bluevorlon> DON'T WORRY IF THEY DON'T RELATE TO THE OBJECT IN STEP 1)
<bluevorlon> THAT JUST WILL MAKE YOUR RIDDLE MORE FUN TO SOLVE
<Starblade> i'm still reeling on how you couldn't fucking figure it out from 'jumping puzzle'
<Starblade> i mean, really now
<NovaBurn> you fail
<NovaBurn> WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND TWO TONE ALL OVER
<bluevorlon> IN FACT THE MORE RETARDED THE CLUE, THE MORE FUN YOU CAN HAVE WATCHING DUMBFUCKS ON IRC TRYING TO ACTUALLY SOLVE IT AS IF IT WAS A PUZZLE WITH ANY SENSE OF LOGIC OR RATIONAL THOUGHT TO IT!
<bluevorlon> 4)
<NovaBurn> AND REMINDS YOU OF WILLIAM DAFOE
<bluevorlon> LAUGH!
<bluevorlon> Hhashahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah ahahahahahaha
<bluevorlon> 5) repeat 2
<ionfish> riess don't go anywhere
<Riess> no promises
<Riess> I mean, why?
<Chrome> Riess I can help keep you occupied....
* Chrome puts pants on her head.
<ionfish> this channel is not a dating service
<Chrome> nevermind then
<Chrome> although "don't go anywhere" COULD be construed as a pickup line
<Starfisher> ion is more subtle
<Starfisher> you may never even know if he picked you up or not
<Riess> let's compare "don't go anywhere" to "*Chrome puts pants on her head", shall we?
<Riess> no promises
<Riess> I mean, why?
<Chrome> Riess I can help keep you occupied....
* Chrome puts pants on her head.
<ionfish> this channel is not a dating service
<Chrome> nevermind then
<Chrome> although "don't go anywhere" COULD be construed as a pickup line
<Starfisher> ion is more subtle
<Starfisher> you may never even know if he picked you up or not
<Riess> let's compare "don't go anywhere" to "*Chrome puts pants on her head", shall we?
<blu|bath> taking a bath at midnight, a luxury I will not have once my flatmate moves in
<blu|bath> =/
<blu|bath> I'll need a towel at any rate
<blu|bath> I realise that wasn't the best line to say after a quote about in-shower masturbation
<blu|bath> =/
<blu|bath> I'll need a towel at any rate
<blu|bath> I realise that wasn't the best line to say after a quote about in-shower masturbation
(Murph) btw
(Murph) this chick at work
(Murph) has an ass that can crush a beer can
(Murph) unf unf
(Murph) this chick at work
(Murph) has an ass that can crush a beer can
(Murph) unf unf
<remmington> buy HER a drink
<remmington> and SHE is yours
<remmington> not
<remmington> buy YOURSELF a drink
<remmington> and SHES yours
* remmington sighs again
<Moe> Heh, last summer I'm at this club, right. And this girl comes up to me, does the "Do I know you?" thing. Well, she insists on inviting me for drinks, and while we sit and talk she keeps ordering tequila and drinking it. Suddenly she gets up, runs to the door, out on the balcony, and pukes. And then... she FUCKING FALLS OFF THE BALCONY
<remmington> and SHE is yours
<remmington> not
<remmington> buy YOURSELF a drink
<remmington> and SHES yours
* remmington sighs again
<Moe> Heh, last summer I'm at this club, right. And this girl comes up to me, does the "Do I know you?" thing. Well, she insists on inviting me for drinks, and while we sit and talk she keeps ordering tequila and drinking it. Suddenly she gets up, runs to the door, out on the balcony, and pukes. And then... she FUCKING FALLS OFF THE BALCONY
<Moe|away> speaking of which
<rem> our house
<Moe|away> I have lab classes atm, right
<rem> :|
<rem> like
<rem> right now?
<Moe|away> so there's always this guy who is an assistant to the professor
<Moe|away> no you dolt
<Moe|away> at this point in the semester I mean
<Moe|away> anyhow
<Moe|away> he has to do a sort of small exam before each experiment with us
<Moe|away> Last time, we had this guy from canada. He seemed nice, but was some sort of authority person, what with the tests and him grading my shit and all
<Moe|away> so two weeks ago, I go to this party
<Moe|away> suddenly someone punches me in the shoulder
<Moe|away> I look up, and its my assistant, drunk as fuck, beer bottle in each hand, screaming at the top of his lungs "80s POP RULES"
<rem> our house
<Moe|away> I have lab classes atm, right
<rem> :|
<rem> like
<rem> right now?
<Moe|away> so there's always this guy who is an assistant to the professor
<Moe|away> no you dolt
<Moe|away> at this point in the semester I mean
<Moe|away> anyhow
<Moe|away> he has to do a sort of small exam before each experiment with us
<Moe|away> Last time, we had this guy from canada. He seemed nice, but was some sort of authority person, what with the tests and him grading my shit and all
<Moe|away> so two weeks ago, I go to this party
<Moe|away> suddenly someone punches me in the shoulder
<Moe|away> I look up, and its my assistant, drunk as fuck, beer bottle in each hand, screaming at the top of his lungs "80s POP RULES"
(@anister) so anyway
(@anister) this guy is walking down the street, and he sees this leprechaun with an umbrella stuck down a drain
(@anister) he goes over, helps the lep get it out and the lep says "for helping me, you get 3 wishes"
(@anister) "3 wishes huh" the guy goes "well, for my first wish, i wanna get home home and find all my walls to be covered in money"
(@anister) the lep says "so it shall be done"
(@anister) "my second wish, i wanna go home, and find the most gorgeous woman on the planet laying in bed naked waiting for me"
(@anister) "aye, shall be done" the leprechaun says
(@anister) "and for my final wish................" the guy bends over and starts whispering into the leprechauns ear
(@anister) "tis a weird one" the lep says "but it's your wish and i'll grant it"
(@anister) so
(@anister) the guy carries on home, puts the key in the door, opens it and lo and behold, the walls are covered in 10's, 20's and 50's
(@anister) "fuckin a" the guy says
(@anister) so, he's on his way up the stairs, undoing his trousers as he goes
(@anister) when the doorbell goes
(@anister) onoes
(@anister) so, muttering to himself he goes back down the stairs, doing his belt up and opens the door
(@anister) fuckin 'ell, theres like 40,000 klu klux klan members stood outside
(@anister) "wtf" the guy says
(@anister) the main kkk guy looks up at him and says
(@anister) "is it you that wants to be hung like a black man?"
(@anister) BOOM BOOM
(@anister) this guy is walking down the street, and he sees this leprechaun with an umbrella stuck down a drain
(@anister) he goes over, helps the lep get it out and the lep says "for helping me, you get 3 wishes"
(@anister) "3 wishes huh" the guy goes "well, for my first wish, i wanna get home home and find all my walls to be covered in money"
(@anister) the lep says "so it shall be done"
(@anister) "my second wish, i wanna go home, and find the most gorgeous woman on the planet laying in bed naked waiting for me"
(@anister) "aye, shall be done" the leprechaun says
(@anister) "and for my final wish................" the guy bends over and starts whispering into the leprechauns ear
(@anister) "tis a weird one" the lep says "but it's your wish and i'll grant it"
(@anister) so
(@anister) the guy carries on home, puts the key in the door, opens it and lo and behold, the walls are covered in 10's, 20's and 50's
(@anister) "fuckin a" the guy says
(@anister) so, he's on his way up the stairs, undoing his trousers as he goes
(@anister) when the doorbell goes
(@anister) onoes
(@anister) so, muttering to himself he goes back down the stairs, doing his belt up and opens the door
(@anister) fuckin 'ell, theres like 40,000 klu klux klan members stood outside
(@anister) "wtf" the guy says
(@anister) the main kkk guy looks up at him and says
(@anister) "is it you that wants to be hung like a black man?"
(@anister) BOOM BOOM
<ratamaq> i need to quit jerking off in the shower
<ratamaq> my mind has made a connection between running water and erection
<ratamaq> sucks when it rains
<danga> why would you jerk off in the shower
<danga> do you have a water proof dvd player
<danga> and tv
<ratamaq> you try spending 6 months on an aircraft carrier
<ratamaq> my mind has made a connection between running water and erection
<ratamaq> sucks when it rains
<danga> why would you jerk off in the shower
<danga> do you have a water proof dvd player
<danga> and tv
<ratamaq> you try spending 6 months on an aircraft carrier
<Artoo> how do you housetrain an alien?
<Artoo> I find hard to envision that thing on a leash or something
<NovaBurn> depends on if it has genetic memory or not
<NovaBurn> they always seem to want to kill
<Zepherian> I would use a kind but firm tone of voice
<Zepherian> like....
<Zepherian> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Zepherian> LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
<Zepherian> STOP STOP STOP!!!!
<Zepherian> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
<Zepherian> ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Artoo> how about...
<Zepherian> *gurgle*
<Artoo> HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPP!!!!!!!!
<Zepherian> :)
<Zepherian> of course, somebody else would have to incubate him for me
<Zepherian> anyone want a temp job?
<Mnementh> dog could
<Artoo> not really...
<Artoo> gah... this conversation started to make too much sense... I'm gonna go do something else...
<deadguy|work> yeargh nova
* Zepherian slaps Artoo with his silly stick
<deadguy|work> is that what you call it
<Khet> heh
* Artoo feels uneasy about the stick
<Zepherian> not THAT stick
<Zepherian> much longer and slightly thinner
<Zepherian> well, dinnertime!
<Artoo> waaay to bail out of it Z ;D
<Zepherian> before you all obcess on my penis
* Zepherian runs
* Zepherian is now known as Zeph|Afk
* Artoo on the other hand... slowly and elegantly walks away to read a book
<deadguy|work> before we abcess on his penis
<deadguy|work> ?
<deadguy|work> that sounds really bad
<fisher_-_-> abcess on his penis
<deadguy|work> I think that may need a doctor's attention
<fisher_-_-> that would be the most painful thing EVER
<Zeph|Afk> excessice oral sex causes tooth decay
* Zeph|Afk gone now
<ceejayoz> to the dentist?
* deadguy|work tips
<fisher_-_-> hahahahahaha
<Artoo> rofl
<Colonel[AFK]> oh dear lord
<Khet> poor zeph
<Artoo> I find hard to envision that thing on a leash or something
<NovaBurn> depends on if it has genetic memory or not
<NovaBurn> they always seem to want to kill
<Zepherian> I would use a kind but firm tone of voice
<Zepherian> like....
<Zepherian> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Zepherian> LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
<Zepherian> STOP STOP STOP!!!!
<Zepherian> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
<Zepherian> ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Artoo> how about...
<Zepherian> *gurgle*
<Artoo> HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPP!!!!!!!!
<Zepherian> :)
<Zepherian> of course, somebody else would have to incubate him for me
<Zepherian> anyone want a temp job?
<Mnementh> dog could
<Artoo> not really...
<Artoo> gah... this conversation started to make too much sense... I'm gonna go do something else...
<deadguy|work> yeargh nova
* Zepherian slaps Artoo with his silly stick
<deadguy|work> is that what you call it
<Khet> heh
* Artoo feels uneasy about the stick
<Zepherian> not THAT stick
<Zepherian> much longer and slightly thinner
<Zepherian> well, dinnertime!
<Artoo> waaay to bail out of it Z ;D
<Zepherian> before you all obcess on my penis
* Zepherian runs
* Zepherian is now known as Zeph|Afk
* Artoo on the other hand... slowly and elegantly walks away to read a book
<deadguy|work> before we abcess on his penis
<deadguy|work> ?
<deadguy|work> that sounds really bad
<fisher_-_-> abcess on his penis
<deadguy|work> I think that may need a doctor's attention
<fisher_-_-> that would be the most painful thing EVER
<Zeph|Afk> excessice oral sex causes tooth decay
* Zeph|Afk gone now
<ceejayoz> to the dentist?
* deadguy|work tips
<fisher_-_-> hahahahahaha
<Artoo> rofl
<Colonel[AFK]> oh dear lord
<Khet> poor zeph
(Kovac) It looks like civil unions are soon to be law in NZ
(Kovac) DAMN YOU MAX POWERS!
(@ionfish) "civil unions"
(@ionfish) that's such a stupid phrase
(Kovac) What would you call it?
(@ionfish) marriage seems to work
(Kovac) DAMN YOU MAX POWERS!
(@ionfish) "civil unions"
(@ionfish) that's such a stupid phrase
(Kovac) What would you call it?
(@ionfish) marriage seems to work
<Papasmurf> tbh whats with the name change moon?
<danst> my real names dan, my email is danster.b and well, people know me as dan in the CS community and FC, so i thought instead of some people calling me moon and some calyx, i solved it my self Smile
<vicius> ok
<vicius> moon
<vicius> :)
<Druidika> k calyx
<danst> Nobs!
<danst> my real names dan, my email is danster.b and well, people know me as dan in the CS community and FC, so i thought instead of some people calling me moon and some calyx, i solved it my self Smile
<vicius> ok
<vicius> moon
<vicius> :)
<Druidika> k calyx
<danst> Nobs!
(@ani) it took me 3 attempts to spell dictionary.com :
(Colonel[AFK]) hahahha
(Colonel[AFK]) my brother just phoned
(Colonel[AFK]) said somone tried to steal his bike the other day
(Colonel[AFK]) so he put on more locks and thicker chains to stop it getting nicked, also leaving a note saying "steal this now you buggers"
(Colonel[AFK]) the next day he comes back to find theyve taken the: mudguard, but not the mount. The bike pump mount, the light mount but not the kinetic energy power line thing, a magnet holding something totally unimportant and an elastic band..
(Colonel[AFK]) my brother just phoned
(Colonel[AFK]) said somone tried to steal his bike the other day
(Colonel[AFK]) so he put on more locks and thicker chains to stop it getting nicked, also leaving a note saying "steal this now you buggers"
(Colonel[AFK]) the next day he comes back to find theyve taken the: mudguard, but not the mount. The bike pump mount, the light mount but not the kinetic energy power line thing, a magnet holding something totally unimportant and an elastic band..
(@ani|fc) remm, you've been nominated for senior membership at the Rb's
(@fc|remm) really?
(@ani|fc) nah
(@fc|remm) really?
(@ani|fc) nah