Relic Community Quotes Database

<celtti> I've only engaged in the act of breeding without any, whachamacallit, fertilization
<Akranadas> so your effectively sterile
<celtti> yes, exactly

<Innonexess> Thrift?
<LeftWing> Oh you mean 'vintage'
<SquidDNA> Vintage just means old
<Aegelward> not to a hipster
<Aegelward> it meens IRONIC COOL
<LeftWing> Indeed.
<ani> vintage wine is just OLD!
<ani> shit, i have a condom in my wallet that could be classed as vintage
<ani> quote that and die.

// ruh roh!

<Coey> I remember playing this years ago. I could never survive once the TIE Interceptors started raping me from all angles. It was like hot laser death bukkake.

<Jumper|BreakingFast> so
<Jumper|BreakingFast> Wanted
<Jumper|BreakingFast> was fun
<Jumper|BreakingFast> very fun
<Jumper|BreakingFast> surprisingly brutal
<Jumper|BreakingFast> but very cool
<SquidDNA> 1-10 on Holibar's fun scale
<Jumper|BreakingFast> not familiar with Holibar's fun scale
<Jumper|BreakingFast> to google!
<SquidDNA> entirely invented just now
<SquidDNA> 1-10 should suffice though
<Jumper|BreakingFast> what's funny is that googling for Holibar's Fun Scale has one hit
<SquidDNA> hahahahhahaha
<SquidDNA> Googlewhacking SUCCESS

<ani> just sold 6 of my images to a poole based publication company for £650 each
<ani> EACH
<ani> :D
<Elixir> show off
<SquidDNA> jackass
<ani> too fuckin right lol
<Jianaran> Noone gives a shit about your problems.
<ani> i suck

<Sajuukar> ...reminded me of this cool test I found on facebook that actually allowed you to answer questions on smooth gradients and in the end gave you a nice graphic depicting the balances of various dualities in your personality.
<Sajuukar> Check it out at this url: http://www.personaldna.com/tests.php
<SquidDNA> Is it worse to oversimplify something than to tack on "DNA" to make it appealing and seem more legitimate?
<OctopusRex> What like your name Squid? :D
<Tiresias> oh zing
<SquidDNA> Well played, Octo.

<Starblade|Work> apparently the only thing moe fears is helicopter noises

<http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-07-01-chimp-escapes_N.htm?csp=34>

<Kap> when did this become a poem?
* Kap summons silverwolf
<Beast> Do that and get impaled on a telephone pole, kapo.
<Beast> :DDDD
<Black> You're doing it wrong.
<Black> You must utter the name profane thrice to commence his reign
<soul> pffft
<soul> if reign means he joins then gets banned immediately
<soul> :\

<IgnusDei> the relic community needs its own boom de yada
<Innonexess> It'll never work you crazy fool!
* NeCoHo waits patiently for it to get..
<NeCoHo> OH SHI-
<NeCoHo> late
<IgnusDei> I love Desert Worlds
<IgnusDei> I love the Scaffolding
<IgnusDei> I love all the people
<IgnusDei> inside the cryopods!
<IgnusDei> BOOM DE YADA
<IgnusDei> BOOM DE YADA
<IgnusDei> BOOM DE YADA
<IgnusDei> BOOM DE YADA
<Caesarinconflict> ...
<NeCoHo> I love the dream I had
<NeCoHo> I loved it so much
<NeCoHo> I loved my sister
<NeCoHo> We had to touch
<IgnusDei> ...

<IgnusDeistill> infatuated with natalie portman?
<oneredpanther> less so, i found a RL girl who looks better
<oneredpanther> on good days she lets me tickle her pickle too
<IgnusDei> ...she has a penis?
<oneredpanther> it was as much a shock to me as to you

<Martian> i dont know why you'd need them but still
<Martian> the 500gb
<Martian> not the breasts

<Ulti> anyone having youtube problems?
<Slow_Runner> yes
<Slow_Runner> people keep linking to it

-ZellFish- I'm suprised he spelled masturbate wrong.
-ZellFish- that's all
-Kushan- real men don't yoose "u"
-SquidDNA- <Kushan> real men don't yoose "u"
-SquidDNA- SPOT THE PROBLEM
-Kushan - Your mother is a harlot
-SquidDNA- tsk tsk

<Pijama> tomorrow is Valentine's Day here
<SquidDNA> Saint Valentine was martyred on a different date in your history?
<SquidDNA> It must be really exciting living in an alternate timeline
<Black> He's communicating with tachyons.
<IgnusDei> awesome
<SquidDNA> What else is different?
<Black> They are aimed at our common past and reflect back into our timeline.
<IgnusDei> did bush win the election?
<Pijama> not Bush
<Pijama> but Bushio, his evil moustache-ed alterego
<IgnusDei> evil bush?
<IgnusDei> gee, i wonder how he must be like?
<vijil> everyone loves evil bush.

* Tiresias glomps hiro
* hiro glomps Tiresias
<Tiresias> :3
<Tiresias> how is the hiro
<hiro> hiro is sweaty
<hiro> and hot
<Kap> unf unf
<hiro> thanks, kap
<Kap> no prob
* Riess sets mode: -gay
<Fedman> oh its gonna get cool and rain alot
<Tiresias> I'm still here
=-= Tiresias was booted from #art by Riess (Riess)
-->| Tiresias has joined #art
<Tiresias> :/
* hiro huggles Tiresias
<Beast> lol
<Riess> you just had to open your mouth, ddidn't you
* Riess fluffles Tiresias
<Tiresias> <3

* Afoxi slaps God around a bit with a large trout
<Afoxi> I've always wanted to do that.

<ImmortalChaos> bother someone in a position of power
<fneep> They are all in Canada with hangovers
<ImmortalChaos> i'm in canada
<ImmortalChaos> and i dont have a hangover ;/
<fneep> But the staff do
<fneep> Not all Canadians have hangovers
<fneep> Though that is debatable...
<ImmortalChaos> there is a minority of people who dont have hangovers

<Heretic> I have grammer. Would you like them?
<Heretic> *it OH SHIT
* Heretic fails

<Elukka> 5:47 <Kap> unfortunately I dislike the smell of midsections
<Elukka> 5:47 <Kap> either that or I have horrible luck with getting unclean female
<Kap> quiet fool
<Kap> >:(
<Elukka> we should add <Kapworld2> and I do fiddle myself
<Hyperian> you like your hand more than women
<Kap> Hand does nothing
<Kap> can't even make comics

<Hand> who do you think you are, God or something?
<*LoCo> changes nick to G0D
<G0D> Yes.
<Hand> ah, but your name has a zero on it, and God wouldn't stoop to that stupid leetspeak shit.
<G0D> IT IS NOT A ZERO IN THE FONT I USE.

<Caesar> I'm not innovative enough for gaming

<SquidDNA> Koreans can teleport up to 10 miles once per day

<Elukka-> i have a lizard
<Elukka-> how is that an obsession
<ZellFish-> you own one.
<ZellFish-> obv.
<Elukka»> does having a cat make you cat obsessive then?
<ZellFish-> yes
<ZellFish-> infact, I have four.
<ZellFish-> :|
<Salamander»> Zell
<Salamander> - I have a lizard and a python
<Salamander-> What does that make me?
<ZellFish-> A furry.
<ZellFish-> You sick fuck.

<Chrysophylax> I NEED YOUR HELP
<deadguy> you do?
<Chrysophylax> yes
<deadguy> is there a priest pursuing you?
<deadguy> priest*
<Chrysophylax> he wants to touch me in innapropriate places
<Chrysophylax> :(
<Chrysophylax> halp
<deadguy> because their vision is motion based
<deadguy> stay very still
<Chrysophylax> also I'll age a little bit and they'll lose interest

<UberJumper> la la la
<NovaBurn> uber knows things
<NovaBurn> i sense scheming
<SquidDNA> ???
<deadguy> heh
<deadguy> he's totally got that little-girl-twisting-her-hair-because-she's-oh-so-innocent-and-don't-you-know-it look going on
<NovaBurn> indeed.
<SquidDNA> Why do you think this
<SquidDNA> He just came in and said la la la
<NovaBurn> exactly.
<deadguy> that's just uber's way of not blabbing his latest scoop
<deadguy> because he likes seeing us squirm
<SquidDNA> I thought he was testing his connection :/
<molo> yes
<molo> his connection to our SOULS