Relic Community Quotes Database

Zepherian: Bah... it will take me years of training...
Zepherian: to match the witt of a cow
Zepherian: I mean...
Zepherian: they invented "Moooo"!
Zepherian: cant compete with that
Colonel[AFK]: oooooom
Zepherian: Thats a cow in reverse
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Zepherian: without the *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Zepherian: and the white light
Colonel[AFK]: two white lightsa
Zepherian: some modern cows only come with one
Colonel[AFK]: torch up the bum to save money eh
Zepherian: no, thats the rustical methane powered overdrive
Zepherian: only in sportscows
Zepherian: like regular cows, but lower and red
Colonel[AFK]: mooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo.........
Zepherian: ah, youve seen them?
Colonel[AFK]: yeah
Colonel[AFK]: they motor down the fields nearby
Colonel[AFK]: tearing up the place
Zepherian: You must read Cow & Track
Zepherian: and Top Cow
Zepherian: they have all the reviews.
Colonel[AFK]: i used to buy Top Cow but its just turned into a kev magazine
Zepherian: well, there is allways Cow & Track
Colonel[AFK]: adverts for alloy hoofs and spoiler tails
Zepherian: yah, I hate Rice Cows
Zepherian: I mean, if you cant afford a sports cow, why be a poser?
Colonel[AFK]: no idea
Colonel[AFK]: hmm
Zepherian: Might as well just buy a goat, keep things cheap
Colonel[AFK]: im gonna go afk and polish up my 1950s cow
Zepherian: oh, cool
Colonel[AFK]: laters
Zepherian: love a classic cow
Colonel[AFK]: afk
Zepherian: cyas.
Colonel[AFK]: :p
Zepherian: :D

<ani> i love being first on the active users list on the forums
<ani> first out of 186 rawr
<Dyntheos> ani
<Dyntheos> no matter who you are
<Dyntheos> your nick is the first one
<Dyntheos> it's the way the software works
<ani> ahhh, so you are first on your list?
<Dyntheos> yes
<ani> well that pissed on my fire, thanks a lot.
<Dyntheos> :D
* @ani /clears and pretends he didn't see that
<ani> i love being first on the active users list on the forums
<Dyntheos> I too love being the first on the active users list
<ani> great feeling huh

<Delphy> gah
<Delphy> (no offense to anybody here but...) stupid americans!
<Artoo> what have they done now?
<Delphy> Soon as Aobh or I say we are from Ireland everybody is like "OH I love that, my ancestors blah blah blah"
<Delphy> and then claim they know everything about the language and culture
<Moe|afk> Oh you're from Ireland, Delphy?
<Moe|afk> I love that!
<Artoo> i love that too
<Cyberus> he he
<Moe|afk> My ancestors habe absolutely NOTHING to do with Ireland AT ALL
<Artoo> my uncle used to know this one guy from dublin and he......
<Zepherian> My ancestors came from ireland delph!
<Cyberus> mine might have reaped a few hundered people there once
<Zepherian> we come from a long line of irish portuguese
* Delphy bangs his head into the desk repeatedly

(Murph) WHAOHDAKLWJDWAJD
(Murph) WAIT
(Murph) WIAT
(Murph) WAIT
(Murph) WHOS PLAYING
(rem) UP
(Murph) actually
(Murph) nm
(Murph) gotat shower
(Murph) I stink
(Murph) and I need to masturbation
(Murph) er masturbate
(Murph) everyone knows shower = masturbation
-> nick: (Murph) is now known as (Murph|shower)
(TheGreatMoose) And why is that?
(Murph|shower) dude
(Murph|shower) the shower is teh perfect place to fap
(Murph|shower) private
(Murph|shower) rub it out
(Murph|shower) hose it down
(Murph|shower) soap up
(Murph|shower) rinse
(Murph|shower) fin.
(TheGreatMoose) 'aight..

* Murph drags Moe to teh back room. Everyone hears a lot of carousing, a lot of rumbling around, screaming, moaning, and shouts of pain. After a few minutes, Moe staggers out, and gingerly sits down on his chair once more. Murph comes out looking mighty pleased, zipping up his jeans.

(rem) ok
(rem) another way to explain it
(rem) bullet registry determines whether you hit osmeone or lag kicks in and you hit the wall behind him
(@ceejayoz) like if you hit them on your screen, you hit them on theirs even if there's lag and they were safe on their own comp?
(madzieDINNA) well
(rem) nah
(rem) its more like
(rem) fire an entire clip and someone
(rem) and miss
(madzieDINNA) i'll just pop down to my local SuprNova PC Store and buy it today
(Hyperian) ok
(rem) if you wish :)
(@Mnementh) the hotboxes are fucked up on cs:s right now
(madzieDINNA) HOTBOX?
(Hyperian) what's hotboxes?
(rem) they were fucked up on cs originally
(rem) HITBOXES
(@Mnementh) yes, hotboxes :p
(@ceejayoz) SuprNova PC Store, madzie?
(madzieDINNA) explain
(Hyperian) why are they fucked up
(madzieDINNA) yes
(madzieDINNA) I have a Suprnova PC Store near me
(madzieDINNA) I buy all my games from there
(@ceejayoz) does it have .org in its name? ;/
(Hyperian) lololololol
(madzieDINNA) oh no
(rem) its .net
(@ceejayoz) lol
(@ceejayoz) .net are scammers, as are .com
(@ceejayoz) heh
(madzieDINNA) I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT K.
(rem) ;)
(madzieDINNA) afk
(madzieDINNA) having a shit
(rem) ...
(Hyperian) ah
(Hyperian) i just did that a minute ago
-> nick: (madzieDINNA) is now known as (madzieSHIT_IN_)
(rem) lol
-> nick: (madzieSHIT_IN_) is now known as (madzieSHITTING)
(Hyperian) have fun
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(Hyperian) lolol
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(madzieSHITTING) Oh for fucks sake cj
(@ceejayoz) heh
(@ceejayoz) :p
(madzieSHITTING) just kick people
(@ceejayoz) less fun
(rem) rofl
(madzieSHITTING) Yeah but it makes me think you get a raging erection from doing it
(@ceejayoz) no comment

<rem> :o
<rem> my baths just been stolen
<rem> LOL madz
<madmerchant> by whom?
<rem> plumbers
<rem> :/
<madmerchant> haha
<madmerchant> thats even funnier
<rem> there installing new stuff
<madmerchant> i thought you'd poured it
<madmerchant> and someone jumped into it
<rem> nah
<Assimilator> are they installing a new version of your bath?
<rem> yeah
<madmerchant> RemBath v2.0
<rem> aye
<rem> Fixed various security holes
<madmerchant> Bigger Capacity
<rem> including crackinbath.vbs
<madmerchant> what about the unfixable hole
<rem> plug.exe?
<madmerchant> w32.plughole.com
<rem> ive got a fix
<madmerchant> omg newplug.mrc?
<rem> newplug.dll
<madmerchant> wow
<rem> comes with a new operating system too
<madmerchant> must upgrade
<rem> winTAP
<rem> both hot and cold edition
<madmerchant> Does bath.exe come with the new shower.rar plugin?
<Assimilator> someone should post that on bash.org
<rem> thats a seperate program madmerchant
<madmerchant> oh
<madmerchant> not linked?
<rem> nope
<rem> beeday.bat is though
<madmerchant> I usually have to use bath.exe to use shower.exe
<madmerchant> hahahaa

(@fc|ani|afk) r4r
(@fc|ani|afk) my boss has just been on the phone to me askin if i'll be wanting a few g's of come for the week
(@fc|ani|afk) WOAH
(@fc|ani|afk) *coke
(@fc|ani|afk) wtf
(@fc|ani|afk) wtf
(@fc|ani|afk) wtf
(@fc|ani|afk) FEW G'S OF COKE
-> nick: (fc|ani|afk) is now known as (fc|ani)
(@fc|ani) BAD typo
* @fc|ani slowly walks away

<cj|coding> wtf
<cj|coding> i just got spam for terrorist weaponry
<Hiigara> hahah
<rem> ...
<Hiigara> rem
<cj|coding> p.s. rem - yes, the server is overloaded
<Hiigara> how many users are there?
<rem> ah thought so
<rem> dunno
<cj|coding> You're invited to shop for large selection of bombs and different
<cj|coding> kinds of rockets such as surface-to-air,
<cj|coding> surface-to-surface and weaponry available at reduced price. With the
<cj|coding> following types of rockets you will be
<cj|coding> able to commit terrorist attacks, destroy buildings, electric power
<cj|coding> stations, bridges, factories and anything
<cj|coding> else that comes your mind. Most items are in stock and available for
<rem> that wont even load
<cj|coding> next day freight delivery in the USA.
<cj|coding> Worldwide delivery is available at additional cost. Prices are
<cj|coding> negotiable.
<cj|coding> Our clients are well known Al-Qaida, Hizballah, Al-Jihad, HAMAS, Abu
<cj|coding> Sayyaf Group and many other terrorist groups. We are well known
<cj|coding> supplier in the market and looking forward to expand our clientage
<cj|coding> with assistance of Internet.
<Hiigara> hahahahhaha
<rem> lol
<cj|coding> ******* AIR BOMBS *******
<cj|coding> OFAB-500U HE fragmentation air bomb
<cj|coding> Fuel-air explosive air bombs -Not in stock
<cj|coding> BETAB-500U concrete-piercing air bomb
<cj|coding> ZB-500RT incendiary tank
<cj|coding> etc...
<Hiigara> SEND IT TO THE FBI
<cj|coding> heh
<cj|coding> etc...
<Hiigara> SEND IT TO THE FBI
<cj|coding> heh
<Hiigara> SEND IT TO THE FBI
<Hiigara> WITH FULL INFO
<Hiigara> ULL GET MONIES
<cj|coding> lol
<IcecreamLtDan> he's not kidding
<cj|coding> it's so not credible
<cj|coding> the domain lists a Miami, FL address
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<Mnementh> fbi will probably rape them
<Nova|food> onoz
* Nova|food is now known as NovaBurn
<Hiigara> yea nova
<Hiigara> ceej
<cj|coding> i'm sure some housewife will go "ONO TERRORISTS CALL 911"
<NovaBurn> what did cj do now
<Hiigara> u should probably find out where it is
* Mnementh is now known as Skie|sleep
<Hiigara> and then report it to the fbi as you fly over there
<Skie|sleep> sleep!
<Hiigara> and take a camera and hide in a tree to watch what happens

(Hiigara) I CAN REMOVE THE PROCESSOR FROM MY COMPAQ
(NovaBurn) oh jesus
(Hiigara) (laptop)
(remmington) lol
(remmington) right
(remmington) why?
(NovaBurn) CAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS TOO
(Hiigara) nah
(Moe) strapon?
(Hiigara) that's stuck on
(remmington) lol
(NovaBurn) nope surgery
(Hiigara) exactly what nova said
(remmington) RemAmp » Blur » Song 2 » Unknown Album » 02:00 » 128kbps » #2967
(remmington) so lies
(Hablacraja) song 2, rock on
(remmington) unknown album: :E
(Moe) Nova, we should combine our forces and rule the world together.
(NovaBurn) hmm indeed
(Hablacraja) set off a large bomb and people will assume you have nukes, apparently
(Hiigara) ooh
(Hiigara) yummy
(Hiigara) how to remove and replace the cooling system
(Hiigara) put a real fan in there :-)
(Moe) I am waiting for his panicked post in Technical Discussion: "OMFG I FUCKED UP MY LAPTOP"

(Hiigara) I have my keys memorized
(Hiigara) this is sad
(Hiigara) xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx and xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx
(UberJumper) so you just posted your HW CD keys in the channel?
(Khet|away) that is classic
(Khet|away) lol
(Aracat) tard
(Khet|away) "ok, everyone type clear all at once"
(UberJumper) hahaha
(ani) lmao
(pH14) i can type clear, but i am not deleting my log
(Zepherian) Hiigara, that is one of the most stupid things I have ever seen someone do
(treb) his key should be the topic
(Zepherian) ok
-> topic: (Zepherian) changes topic to (xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx and xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx)

* Murph slaps ani around a bit with a large trout
* ani slaps Murph back
* Murph slaps ani around a bit with a large trout
* ani punches Murph in the face
(Murph) STOP
(ani) reslap :D
(Murph) NOW
* Murph fucks ani up the ass
* ani groans
(Murph) I warned you
(ani) lol
(Murph) now I sodomize you
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph orgasm omfg wow
* Murph pull out
* Murph zip
(@Mnementh) die

-> quit: (TRaDeWiND) (Quit: IF FUCKING WORKS!!!!!! IF DAMN MOTHER FUCKING WORKS AT LAAAAAAAAAST OMG OMG OMG WARHAMMER BETA OMG OMG OMG)
(Ibram) can.. can we ban him?
(Someguy) i guess

(@remmington) when you sleep (which is most often)
(@remmington) ill get the screwdrivers out
(@Krytonic) :o
(@Krytonic) i hardly ever sleep ;)
(@remmington) ahem
(@ani|fc) lol
(@ani|fc) bullshit
(@[builder]ba) :o
(@remmington) lol
(@[builder]ba) tf
(@remmington) remember last time
(@[builder]ba) ani|fc htf u do that
(@ani|fc) you slept more than anyone at the summer fest
(@remmington) he fell asleep on the couch
(@remmington) and we fed him the cat
(@ani|fc) ass first
(@[builder]ba) lol
(@remmington) nearly got the bastard int

(Nikeless) I THOUGT IT WOULD BE AN OPEN BETA BUT ITS ONLY LIKE A CLOSED ONLY THESE PEOPLE WHO HAS GOT A KEY CANPLAY IS THIS FOR YOU AN OPEN BETA I DIDNT THINK SO MAN I DOWNLOADED 600 MB FOR NOTHING WHEN THE BETA ISNT OPEN WHY DONT YOU DELETE THE FILE FROM FILEPLANTE ITS THEIR WEBSPACE AND WHEN ITS NOT OPEN WHY SHOULD THEY STAY THE FILE ON THER WEBSPACE CAN SOMEONE ANSWER ME ?

(@ani|fc) i seem to lose my marines too quick
(@suas|fc) check down the back of the sofa

(Afoxi|Away) for instructions on how to enter the #dowbeta closed room, type: /timer 1337 2 /hop
(@remmington) LOL
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(@peer) oh god
(Slith) damn you!
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(@ani|fc) he's still /hopping....
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(Slith) Arrrgh
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(@remmington) LOL
-> mode: (peer) sets (+b Slith!*Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
(@remmington) hahah

(@deadguy|work) it's fucking retarded to pull that on a newb
(yeeek) what happened?
(NovaBurn) most of us in the beta channel found it quite amusing
(NovaBurn) :D
(ani) i'm still grinnin
(NovaBurn) me too
(@deadguy|work) sure, maybe /timer 30
(@deadguy|work) not 1337
(Afoxi|ReallyAwa) * You were kicked from #dawnofwar by deadguy|work (that was a bad trick - do it again, and I'll g-line you)

<IgnusDei> i'm a bit gay, and the idea of sex with a man excites me

(+SirAni) HAHA
(+SirAni) "Ventrilo is subject to United States export controls. Ventrilo may not be downloaded or otherwise exported or re-exported: into (or to a national or resident of) Afghanistan, Cuba, Iran, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Sudan, Syria"
(+SirAni) those countries all have something in common...
(+SirAni) THEY'RE GONNA USE VENT TO CO-ORDINATE AN ATTACK ON THE STATES
(+SirAni) lmao
(+SirAni) classic.

* Cyberus opens the door so the hookers can get in
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(ENG|ani) lol
(Hangfire) and ruskins and maximus come in
(Cyberus) oh there thay are wait a sec
(Cyberus) I ORDERED WOMEN
(Hangfire) ROFLMAO
(Hangfire) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(ENG|ani) lmao
(Hangfire) BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(ENG|ani) omgroflmao
(Cyberus) ;)
(Hangfire) perfect fucking timing

(@FCus|K) ani when was the last time i told you how much i hate you?
(@FCus|K) well anyways
(@FCus|K) just incase i die in my sleep tonight...
(@FCus|K) I HATE YOU

<animal|fc> :D
<Krytonic|FC> :D
<animal|fc> copying me?
<Krytonic|FC> copying you?
<animal|fc> cool
<Krytonic|FC> kewl
<animal|fc> hi
<Krytonic|FC> hia
<animal|fc> /quit
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<animal|fc> ROFFLE
<animal|fc> omfg he fell for it

* Murph slaps ceejayoz around a bit with a large trout
* Murph slaps ceejayoz around a bit with a large trout
* Murph slaps ceejayoz around a bit with a large trout
* krogoth slaps Murph around a bit with a large trout
* Murph slaps ceejayoz around a bit with a large trout
(@deadguy|work) oi
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(@deadguy|work) work fucking sucks
* Murph slaps krogoth around a bit with a large trout
* Murph slaps krogoth around a bit with a large trout
(@ceejayoz) hi dg
* Murph slaps krogoth around a bit with a large trout
* Murph slaps ceejayoz around a bit with a large trout
* Murph slaps ceejayoz around a bit with a large trout
* Murph slaps ceejayoz around a bit with a large trout
* Murph slaps ceejayoz around a bit with a large trout
* Murph slaps ceejayoz around a bit with a large trout
-> kick: (Murph) was kicked by (ceejayoz) (Murph)
(krogoth) great. i can't kick him
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* Murph slaps ceejayoz around a bit with a large trout
* Murph slaps ceejayoz around a bit with a large trout
-> mode: (ceejayoz) sets (+b Murph!*Murph@merf.rh.rit.edu)
-> this (Murph!*Murph@merf.rh.rit.edu) ban affects (Murph)
(krogoth) <3 cj
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<eTombotron> how does one become a male pornstar anyway
<eTombotron> i meawn
<shutupandshave> ask sil
<eTombotron> what are the qualifications
<shutupandshave> ask sil
<eTombotron> sil?
<shutupandshave> silencio
<eTombotron> i guess the males aren't really stars though
<eTombotron> why ask silencio
<shutupandshave> cos he has done some porn work
<Murph> quiet
<eTombotron> really
<Murph> anyways
<eTombotron> that's interesting
<shutupandshave> yeah
<Murph> ;d
<eTombotron> what kind
<Murph> sil didnt do porn work
<Murph> unless it was an amatuer job
<shutupandshave> yes he does/dod
<shutupandshave> did*
<Murph> right.
<shutupandshave> regular 30 min - cumshot stuff
<Murph> right.
<eTombotron> porn is so big
<shutupandshave> so is sil - apparently

(Hiigara) it's all...soft