Relic Community Quotes Database

<ds> i love the cock.

<danga> the only people worried about privacy of their computer are people who have something to hide
<danga> aka porn
<soul|FL> heh.. the fbi agent who cracks my comp will love my porn
<soul|FL> unless its a she
<soul|FL> then she better be a muff diver

<Arkaine> HERE MY HUMPER
<Arkaine> wow that didnt come out right
<Arkaine> HERE MY JUMPER
<Jumper|Sleep> ARKAINE

<Arkaine> i had to call this girl last night and make sure she wasnt pregnant
<Arkaine> THINGS I DONT LIKE DOING
<Arkaine> CALLING GIRLS AND MAKING SURE THEY ARENT CARRYING MY KID

<beej> friend and I drove by a Jiffy Lube
<beej> we see this sign:
<Hyperian> and got some lube?
<beej> "Enter in REAR"
<Hyperian> and wacked off?
<beej> jesus hyp
<beej> what do you take me for
<beej> some kind of masturbating automaton
<Hyperian> yes
<beej> yeah

<Hyperian> ono pike
* Hyperian kills pike
<Hyperian> found an article about pikes
<Hyperian> "invasive northern pike just won't die"
<pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHA!
<Hyperian> "pike could devastate fisheries"
<pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHAAH!
<Hyperian> "despite being poisoned, shocked, netted, hooked, and blown up, the nonative northern pike remains stronger than ever in Lake Davis."
* Hyperian shocks and poisons pike
<pike|zZz> BWAHAHA
<pike|zZz> YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THE PIKE!
* pike|zZz was kicked by Dyn|work (Dyn|work)

@soul|FL: porn is because too many women say no
<Dyn|work> porn is because too many women say no... to soul
<nikky> no soul not even if you paid me
<soul|FL> what if i paid you a lot

<manaani> Insy gave me a 30gb Hard drive
<panth`afk> how many times did you buttrape for that?
<manaani> 12
<manaani> err
<manaani> 0

<soul|FL> the whole time i am having a boner over the voice of some over weight 30+ yr old fat chic

<soul|FL> i just shave my head and hang out with white people
<soul|FL> fuck
<soul|FL> i am a nazi

<soul|FL> last time i saw a bar a naked chic was inverted and straddling it

<Murph> I already have aids

* ChanOP (service@austnet.org) Quit (Killed (sprint.austnet.org (Banned from AustNet: You are not part of Services and cant use this nick ...)))

<fishy> i don't like people who gloat
<fishy> they remind me of myself

<ranga> i still cant believe the guy cheated on me
<ranga> off of
<ranga> i mean
<ranga> rofl
<ranga> shit
<ranga> that was a bad slip

<[NFX]Shin> real men use notepad.

<danga`IC> im normal

<IgnusDei> it's been too long since i've had meat entering my mouth
<IgnusDei> yum

<beej> who cares if it's a monster, it's the biggest cock I ever had!
<@soul|FL> ...

<Antric> isn't masturbation psychologicaly damaging?
<downslope> i try to do it 9 times a day

<DrFurious> i'm a black belt in closing your eyes and swinging your arms like a girl

<soul|FL> say hypothetically yesterday i bought a life size buffy blow up doll and had sex with it

<soul|FL> i love chics who can beat the shit out of me

<Smaxel> I have a penis.
<beej> how big is this 'penis'
<Smaxel> uhh its not that big

<beej> ignorance knows no bounds
<beej> especially not after the man who asked the waiter in the chinese restaurant near my house if "your language is mexican"
<beej> it's like
<beej> wtf
<beej> when did mexican become a language
<beej> and when did china start using it