Relic Community Quotes Database

<Antimatter> after my year of earth science I can say with certainty that the ground is not made out of cock

<panth> wtf hi blu. frogglez told me to tell you that it's over.
<panth> i know she's here, but i figure you're not speaking.
<panth> after her affair with skibblet.
* Jixn gasps
<madz> ono where did he stick his choco loops?
<panth> you dont want to ask that.
<madz> omfg
<panth> suffice to say frogglez couldn't sit down for a week.

<soul|FL> shaven is the only way to go madz

<Ionfish> I know Kung Fu

<soul|FL > but i dont think i ate a woman last night
<soul|FL> i am pretty sure i would remember that

<frst> omfg
<frst> the doll
<UberJumper> lol frst collects dolls

<soul|FL> i thought kat was gay thats why she was with hor:/
<{ceejayoz}> or did Horizon turn her gay?
<soul|FL> maybe kats a man
<Horizon> a sexy man

<soul|afk> ok i am shaved and showered, now all i need is a some cheap liquor and a chic whos into leprechaun sex, and date night is completed
* {ceejayoz} thinks soul's gonna have another date with the palm ;[

<soul|FL> cause last time we checked you dont.. um
<soul|FL> wank your crank
<soul|FL> stroke the goat:/
<soul|FL> milk the lizzard
<soul|FL> cut some wood
<Kalus_uk> slap the bishop
soul|FL> get friendly with the man downstairs
<Kalus_uk> flog the dolphin
<Kalus_uk> shack hands with the vicor of love
<soul|FL> salute the flag
<Kalus_uk> raise the pole
<Kalus_uk> choke the chicken
<soul|FL> rock your socks
<Zefram> tugging the rope
<Kalus_uk> un coilin the viper
<soul|FL> give thanks to the bullgod
<Stoner|mw4> banging the bishop
<pH14> pop the bologne
<soul|FL> hanging my head
<soul|FL> showing respect for the hockey stick
<Kalus_uk> shootin the home run
<soul|FL> treading on me
<pH14> get the puck out of the offensive zone
<soul|FL> 'fun with solitary'
<soul|FL> making sure the sea has high tide
<Zefram> yankin the chain
<Zefram> surely bashing the weasel is having sexual intercourse with a female

<madz> I'll make a bet
<madz> I'll sleep with Britney Spears and Shakira before Soul does

<Tygre> $40 says Spears and Shakira kill themselves
<madz> well Tygre, as long as they are still warm
<madz> still sexy

<madz> i haff blonde hair
<madz> i'm also stupid.
<ionfish> no but it helps

<tombo1> do you need a dvdrom drive to copy the movie off the dvd?

<soul|FL> i guess we should just be happy he(Clinton) had sex with a woman and not a goat
<soul|FL> however said woman was as ugly as a goat
<Mac_Bug> wtf soul
<Mac_Bug> I'd do monica
<soul|FL> mac you would fuck your dog if it stood upright
<Mac_Bug> soul
<Mac_Bug> I stopped after she gave birth to you
<Mac_Bug> you son of a bitch

<GuaRRand> r u corruptable stoney?
<Stoner> no
* Dyntheos slips stoner a fiver
* Stoner takes the fiver

<Shin|work> pike has never seen a woman before
<pik0r> omg omg omg! WOMEN! IOMG!

<Horizon> I am a black hole
<Horizon> that didnt sound right
<mecha> you certainly suck a lot

<duck[STFUF]> bj's had too much sex, small disturbance won't bother him anymore:<
<Horizon> ooo, I get that tomorrow
<duck[STFUF]> you get butt raped tomorrow?
<Horizon> something like that :/
<DrFurious> he's buying a 4 ended dildo
<beej> wtf four ended
<Khet|z> it's called a chair bj

<stevenNn> I got 12" of love for you
<kally> i want the hot sausage sandwich plz

<DrFurious> i like porn movies where the guy has a tiny dick
<DrFurious> it makes me feel superior

<Dvalin> No. I will never share my stash of Monica Bellucci/Laetitia Casta pictures.
<Dvalin> ...he may get my TA cds on loan, but he'll never get my wanking material. ;/

<Unk> and anal is like probe bombing, fun but not what the developer intended

* {ceejayoz} likes the girl on the left of pic 1
<panthar`mcstoat> i quote Shin: "they are all men. ONO"

<bluevorlon> No soul, we're going to run away together in a beautiful cottage in the woods with a white picket fence

<Shin|work> she was an excellent succubus
<Dvalin> Shin - she[Monica Bellucci] can suck out my soul -any- day. ;/
<Hyperian> didnt know dvalin has this perverted side
<Shin|work> it's like 70% of his personality hyp
<Shin|work> the other 30% is idle