Relic Community Quotes Database

<Xypher> I donm't use it enough to clean it
<Mac_Bug|WC3> are you referring to your penis?
<Xypher> plz, atleast corrent my spelling

<soul|FL> i get tired of paying women

<soul|FL> you know after watching lotr i really want to have sex with an elf
<soul|FL> i think that would be fun

<ionfish> went whale-watching in the st lawrence last time :)
<stevenNn> thats what ugly guys call picking up on chicks eh
<ionfish> danga someone as dashingly handsome as me couldn't possibly know something like that

<Mac_Bug> A well known cardiologist died, and an elaborate funeral was planned. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral....... I'm a gynecologist."
<Mac_Bug> someone tell me what a gynecologist is

<Event-Horizon> my neck looks like a vigina
* Shin|work humporz EH in the NECK

<jixn> i told her I was a bad kisser
<jixn> ITS COMMON KNOWLEDGE
* jixn searches for kissing tutorials on google

<Jumper> Hyperian... when I asked permission to marry my wife... they broke into chinese for 45 minutes... my wife cried the entire time... and I had no idea what was going on
<Jumper> until 30 minutes into it... she looked over and sayd "everything's just fine... it's ok" with tears streaming down her face
<Jumper> I was like "how can this POSSIBLY be good"

<Insy> I read a book on typing with one hand

<mrmin123|megame> System Penistime: (_(_)D~ (1hr 4mins)

<gblackjack> why is it hurting when I pee
<Alpha_Duck88X> with that tampon crammed into your penis hole
<Alpha_Duck88X> no wonder it hurts

<gblackjack> I peed on my dad when he changed me once
<Mac_Bug> he change your tampons?

<avin> System Penistime: (_(_)====================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D~ (8wks 21hrs 56mins)
<Faxe> so what do i get if i have dual processors?
<mecha|envy> confusion?

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<madzieCoS> i am a maiden with long blonde hair locked in a tower

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<GuaRRand> I have wet pants

<soul|FL> its tough knowing that the fish are having more sex then i am

<mecha> mmmm monkey balls

<DrFurious> william shatner is the greatest human on the face of the earth

<madZ> WELL I DONT KNOW. I'VE NEVER HAD A 69 WITH MY SISTER

<soul|FL> shaven
<soul|FL> ass
<soul|FL> i mean
<soul|FL> i dont shave my ass
<soul|FL> i have a shaven head

<DanVanCrone> every night uber cams up and slips across the border and kills an american
<DanVanCrone> pretty soon there'll only be 4 or 5 americans left standing around going "WTF?"
<DanVanCrone> that's when the canucks will invade

* flow|afk quietly reminds everyone how sad this is, and goes back to looking for pictures of catholic girls in skirts

<downslope> DON'T BE SELF CONSCIENCE ABOUT YOUR BODY
<Jumper|Cooking> if you had my body you'd be self concious too