Relic Community Quotes Database

<soul|FL> its tough knowing that the fish are having more sex then i am

<mecha> mmmm monkey balls

<DrFurious> william shatner is the greatest human on the face of the earth

<madZ> WELL I DONT KNOW. I'VE NEVER HAD A 69 WITH MY SISTER

<soul|FL> shaven
<soul|FL> ass
<soul|FL> i mean
<soul|FL> i dont shave my ass
<soul|FL> i have a shaven head

<DanVanCrone> every night uber cams up and slips across the border and kills an american
<DanVanCrone> pretty soon there'll only be 4 or 5 americans left standing around going "WTF?"
<DanVanCrone> that's when the canucks will invade

* flow|afk quietly reminds everyone how sad this is, and goes back to looking for pictures of catholic girls in skirts

<downslope> DON'T BE SELF CONSCIENCE ABOUT YOUR BODY
<Jumper|Cooking> if you had my body you'd be self concious too

<frst> star trek is cool

<DanaDane> my husband can go to hell

<panth> because my dog used to sexually abuse me as a toddler

<avin> there is a video of a bunch of microsoft employees crossdressing and kareokeing to britney spears
<avin> unfortunately I am in it :/

<obithrawn> the eyes on their chest?
<Kalessin> obi: those are called "tits", you don't make eye contact with them

<DrFurious> i have little wiener arms
<DrFurious> because they're so long
<DrFurious> being physically fit is overrated

<danga> soul is about as gay as a circle is round.
<danga> we will never have a soul/danga offspring.
<soul> danga: do you have idea how crazy an offspring would be
<soul> angry as you
<soul> short as me
<soul> thing would just go around kicking people in the shin

<soul> wait.. is the dog hot?
<soul> sorry
<soul> i am into cats myself

<soul> last movie i saw in the theatre was bambi
<soul> and it was not a cartoon
<soul> wink wink

<downslope> oh, like you didn't know
<beej> damn ds
<beej> I want your dad

<soul> i always thought jinx was a chic
<soul> cause whenever she talks it sounds so pussy
<soul> wait jinx is a guy
<soul> fuck

*** eTombotron changes topic to 'http://www.shirtlessmenworld.net/index.html'
<jixn> intruiging
<jixn> OooO!!! gallery!

* jixn gives self a blowjob

<beej> I have dreams where I'm falling into the goatseman's "maw"

<SIRSAQ_THENINJA> RANDOM BEST LINE QUOTE: <Mokona[Study]> !answer BABY JESUS GUZZLED RAGE'S CUM LIKE BUDWISER WHILE TRAVELLING AT INTERSTELLAR SPEEDS!

<SIRSAQ_THENINJA> RANDOM BEST LINE QUOTE:
<[7th]Athexx> !answer MrMin, despite being surrounded by the horniest college sluts to be found, could never get laid. To get help, he went to his Uncle Buck... but all he could say was "FAGOT"

<mrmin123> I WANT HIM TO GUARD MY SIGNED MEIN KAMPF BOOK ;/