Relic Community Quotes Database

<Chechen> u know shin when i first talked to you
<Chechen> i thought you were gay
<Chechen> u were talking about this zen stuff
<Chechen> and i was going wtf is he on

<Zepherian> girls that smart are smart enough not to want me
<Vaarok> story of our lives

<[relic]remnant> im so not going to get into a conversation about how hot my sister is

<danga> I bet Soul changed the channel when he saw colored woman win the oscar

<skibb> wtf is nickop
<Druidika> it's Moe's secondary account

<Insy> I should commit some class A felony
<Insy> and go to prison
<Shin|work> just to get butt sex?

<Solareon> art check your pms

<soul> chrome is out of my league and i think shes not legal
<soul> i dont think the cops would let it happen a second time
<Hiigara> she's like 26
<soul> well this changes everything

<Murf> banning... I dont like it myself, but im not gonna get my panties in a twist about it
<Murf> BTW.. this is NOT insinuating that I wear panties =/
<mecha> no murf, it's stating
<Khet> murf, no offense, but I don't want to picture you in panties
<danga> fat seduces me

<Jinkguns> Zeph, we are attracted to each other to a degree
<Zepherian> its ok, feel your homosexual relationship
<Zepherian> nothing says love like a small penis

<Hiigara> and my damn Seagate is loud and hot
<SquidDNA> Like I like my women, Hiig

<Event-Horizon> omg, I was watching CNN Headline news, and they said that my car failed the "5-mile-a-hour Bumper Crash"

<Kroggy> reiss makes irc sound like some evil dungeon from where we plan raids to pillage, burn and rape the forums.
<ionfish> riess hit the nail on the head then

<danga`zZZz> I dont mind. I dont sleep well at night.
<eTombotron> you sleep well when we cuddle

<danga> MUST GO TO SLEEP NOW WHILE WET DREAM AbOUT SHEEP SEX WITH KALLY IS STILL EMINENT

<eTombotron> i mean, i hope you realize what's going on here
<SquidDNA> What's going on here eT
<eTombotron> i'm not sure

<Chechen|gangsta> i love your body
<Chechen|gangsta> especially those tight abs
* [relic]remnant|working slaps Chechen with a big box of right testicles

<[relic]remnant|working> i dunno if i really wanna open a box full of testicles

<Jixn> I don't think I've ever said this to anyone in here before.. but you guys are a bunch of bastards

<eTombotron> i don't want to be an asshole

<obithrawn> ic has FEMALES?
<[relic]remnant> yea, youll finally get to see what one looks like obi

<Unkn0wn> i quite like it rough to be honest
<Tiresias> that is a fetish so obscure i suspect it doesn't exist
<Dimension> every fetish exists in Japan.

<Retro> Fill in the blank: Giving psygunner modugabator status is like...
<deadguy> snagging your nutsack on a chainlink fence

<Chechen> what's a duck?

<frst> eT
<frst> join me on a bed of roses