Relic Community Quotes Database

<blu> that sounds like a euphamism...
<blu> bashing my alexg
<sbs> i bash my AlexG until HW spurts all over my screen
<blu> stroke that Ion Cannon Frigate SBS

<Martian> having huge breasts can be a medical issue! but you dont get to link them, either
<Chrome> I'm not.

<soul> i was wtf..
<soul> then i passed out in the living room
<soul> then i bowed to the white porcelain god for the next 4 hrs

<Dimension> you don't need a hairdresser to interact with other people's pants

<ChromeCata> I refuse to go down without a fight :P
* ChromeCata is now known as Chromecream

<Zepherian> I come as a 7.5 on the penismeter
<Squid> Keep in mind folks the Europeans use metric measurements

<Jixn> do u think I would be here if I had a GF?
<Kalessin> yes
<Jixn> yeah I prolly would =[

<Zepherian> a guy has one little affair with a dead possum and suddenly he is branded
<Zepherian> IT IS NOT FAIR.

<soul> wondered why i didnt look at a chic who walked by in a thong

<Horizon> and I wipped out my cock, and said "EVERYBODUY GET DOWN!!!"

<Caesar> I disagree with Positivism
<Hiigara> positivism sucks

<BeastMS> my dots are better then your dots.
<sidewinder> my dots wtfpwn your feeble attempts
<Shoe> For the low price of only 5 installments of $5.99, you too can have a video describing the secrets of the ancient dot masters, increasing your dot numbers to levels beyond comprehension

<pike|nothere> i'm 6"1 and weigh 165. dmille is a lard ass :
<dmille> pike swims. he's therefore pathetic

<pH14> well fuck me blind and tickle me pink
<ChromeCata> wow ph, I love that, LOL
<skibb> i dunno about you guys
<skibb> but i got a tremendous woody right now
<Tiresias> it's not hard
<Tiresias> and I'm like YES YES YES
<TLG> it's his first time.
<Jedi_Spunk> not as excited about it as TLG

<madz> danga when you were a kid was your brain replaced by a huge black mans penis?

<a1> STOP
<a1> TALKING
<a1> ABOUT
<a1> HOMEWORLD
<Caesar|RO> I know...like...go to #homeworld or something

<eTombotron> you've never tasted your own semen?

<Martian|sleep> the only girls who are interested im me are either stupid, ugly or both

<Martian|> we ARE lame dolt

* Jinkguns sniffles
<Jinkguns> hug?
<soul> hugs are for equals
<soul> bend over

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<Stoner> heh sacrificed to his own god

(Jinkguns) I just need to lose my virginity and life goals are met.

<Hiigara> geh
<Hiigara> so fucking bored
<Hiigara> I hate friday nights :/
<Hiigara> because I have no friends that want me with them when they're out

<downslope> i like them small and furry

<soul> i want my pornos in surround sound