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<UberJumper> shin... hold me... I lost one of my hard drives with 6GB of stuff on it
* Dyn rips out nikkis eyes, throws them away, fits some golf balls there instead then grabs a sledgehammer. With one foot on her head to keep the bitch still Dyn then swings the sledge down and hammers the back of her head in one blow sending the golf balls flying. And at the same time invents a new game called "BitchGolf"
<Chrome> hershey's Extra Dark
<Chrome> If you ever get a GF, I suggest the two of you try it and THEN try resisting your carnal impulses
<Chrome> If you ever get a GF, I suggest the two of you try it and THEN try resisting your carnal impulses
<FoX> is soul going to be your intern rup?
<rupract> if intern = bitch
<rupract> if intern = bitch
<UberJumper> hey... at least I've had a threesome :-/ (before wife of course)
<UberJumper> I didn't believe it either MB, until they were both sucking my cock
<UberJumper> well... the one of them was my fuck friend for the longest time
<Mac_Bug|sleep> think of this as group therapy session
<UberJumper> I didn't believe it either MB, until they were both sucking my cock
<UberJumper> well... the one of them was my fuck friend for the longest time
<Mac_Bug|sleep> think of this as group therapy session
<Linuturk_NB> I'm not going to sleep with my father
<BlackStar> girlfriends aren't for sex
<Water> i have parents and friends for that
<Water> i have parents and friends for that
<Chrome> Squid if you'd be so kind to give me ops I can help kick Hiig whenever he says something stupid
<Hiigara> Chrome, you'd have to kick me every time I say something
<Hiigara> Chrome, you'd have to kick me every time I say something
<ung> saq i am in lov with u but my parents wont let me pursue it becuz u r a mormon, and im a hasidic jew :-(
<Tiresias> I have a GIGANTIC penis
<pH14> link plz
<pH14> link plz
<SquidDNA> The Eurovision event is not a fuckability contest
<ionfish> yeah right
<ionfish> yeah right
* Allie rubs his arse with a trout
<Antimatter> yes hyp I wish you were striaght and female
* TheGeneral doesn't rape sheep!
* TheGeneral rapes cows :P
* TheGeneral rapes cows :P
<Insy> "sex can wait - masturbate!"
<soul> if i had any rythm i would dance
<FoX> no...I dont not want to imagine a short person with no ryhthm dancing :/
<FoX> no...I dont not want to imagine a short person with no ryhthm dancing :/
<disco_stu> they satisfy my need for young boy anime porn
<Shin|work> the letters "p" "i" "k" "e" spell out evil in old fookien when multipled by their ascii equivalents by 666 and converted to unicode
<Targeter> no shin, real men wear pink
<Shin|work> real men eat coffee beans like peanuts
<disco_stu> I LIKE TO FUCK PEOPLE IN THE EAR
<Shin|work> it's not the penis that bends, it's your mind. there is no penis
<Squiggle> Richard Simmons is the most beautifullest man alive.
* Shin|work dives into obi's pants
<Murph> allright, im weak fat and ugly