Relic Community Quotes Database

<soul> i am not trying to be a dick here
<Khet> haha
<Khet> really?
<Kushan> soul doesn't even need to try
<Kushan> he just is

[21:23] <ZellIdle> I banged my english teacher
[21:23] <Da_Fish> There are a ton of hot female teachers at my school
[21:23] <Jianaran> pffywterty
[21:23] <Da_Fish> the two hottest are economics teachers
[21:23] <Jianaran> WHAT?
[21:23] <ZellIdle> she was 23

<Elukka> i missed zeph's banning :(, what did he do?
<molo> he killed a hooker
<Alliance> called his son sue
<molo> i like mine better
<Elukka> seriously though, is this a serious ban or one of those less-than-serious bans?
<Alliance> its a "see you on austnet" kind of ban
<SquidDNA> You know that other Johnny Cash song "We'll meet again"?
<Kap> no
<molo> this isn't like that song

<Chrysophylax> it sucks
<Zepherian> bling sucks
<Kushan> so does my mom

<Kushan> i'm not a jackass :[

<Fixer-at-work> He who fights with dolts might take care lest he thereby become a dolt. When you gaze into the forums, the forums also gaze into you.

[16:08] <Zepherian> worse experience I've ever had is tequila
[16:08] <Zepherian> that ended up with me assaulting a tree
[16:08] <Zepherian> sexually :/

<shimpuss> Video Games: Name the final boss from each Final Fantasy game (1-8, in that order).
<Mirehn> .
<Mirehn> .
<Mirehn> .
<Aracat> you're shitting me
<shimpuss> C--o-, -m----r ---- ----, D-rk ----d, Z-ro---, ---t--y-n--, ---k-, Se-------, -n- ---i---ia
<Beast> LOL
<Beast> LOLOLLOLOLLOLO
<shimpuss> Time's up! The answer was: 1 Chaos, Emperor from Hell, Dark Cloud, Zeromus, Deathgyunos, Kefka, Sephiroth, and Ultimecia

<Hablacraja> first they go after the furries and i didn't say anything, because i wasn't a furry; then they went after the anime lolicons and I didn't say anything because I was not a lolicon, then they came after me and there was no one left to speak out for me

* Dyntheos changes topic to 'Welcome to #Cooking. : Todays Recipe. Vagina Curry'

<Readimension> i love youtube
<Readimension> vid of a hawk eating a pidgeon
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<Readimension> user comment: One less pigeon left to crap on peoples cars.
<Readimension> he gets this response: stfu those pigeons were here before humanity invaded all land, you arrogant misguided ignorant prick, go fuck yourself. I hope you get killed by a 'people car'
<Hablacraja> hahaha
<Zepherian> must be a columbophile
<Readimension> and also popping a vein
<Zepherian> well, wouldn't you be a bit tense if all your free time was spent in the middle of pigeon shit?
<Zepherian> I mean, at least with chickens you get sex
<Readimension> not with a dick the size of mine :P

<Squid|revision> I had a fever in college and awoke with the unmistakable impression that I was Chairman Cheng-Zi Yang, and I was engaged in a battle with mysterious foes to play connect the dots with the four primary nodes of being that defined the universe

<LoCo> Aren't you guys glad I gave you enough wit to come up with lines like that?
<Hand> No, I developed my own wit, which you siphoned off me like some kind of wit-parasite.
<LoCo> I know I am.

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<MetAFK> HALP

<molo> pepsi owns quaker oats
<molo> an obvious strategic plan for domination of the, uh, soft-drink-consuming-breakfast-market
<SquidDNA> Self aware breakfasts that consume soft drinks
<molo> yes
<molo> haven't you watched oatmeal consume other things
<molo> it's like breakfast quicksand
<SquidDNA> That would explain the bones I found

<Elukka> silly commercials
<Elukka> that colgate one had "fresh" 11 times
<Elukka> i dont want CRYSTALS EXPLODING in my mouth
<Elukka> it sounds painful
<Riess> WE'LL WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTALS
<Riess> FRESH ENOUGH FOR YOU? HUH? HUH?
<Elukka> exploding crystals
<Riess> I think it's because they want to tell you how AWESOME dental hygiene can be
<Elukka> i'll pass
<Elukka> :D
<Riess> SHIT LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING CRYSTALS EXPLODING ON YOUR TEETH, IT'S EXTREEEME
<Riess> and you're like GOD YEAH THIS IS EXCITING
<Riess> and then the toothpaste EXPLODES in your mouth and your face SPLATTERS across the bathroom and you'll be like YEAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAHHH

<hiro> i hate botany
<hiro> all the drawings of roots look like penises
<Tiresias> yay penis!

<deadguy> WOOO I'M JESUS

<Kushan> there are black people driving all over the place
<Kushan> and they pull over the white guy!
<Kushan> what is the world ocming to :(

<Elukka> hey you get experience for having sex
<celtti> duh?
* celtti is now known as celtti|afk
<SquidDNA> ..
<Afoxi> ..........
<Afoxi> no comment

* pH14 Listens to: MIKA - Lollipop :: 03:05mins :: 320Kbps ::
<Hyperian> wtf's with all these songs
<pH14> Suck my lollipop hyp
<pH14> SUCK IT GOOD
<Hiigara> shouldn't you be listenting to milkshake dolt
<Hyperian> haha
<Hyperian> pretty sure he has that song
* pH14 Listens to: Kelis - Milk Shake :: 03:07mins :: 192Kbps ::
<Hyperian> HA
<pH14> NO I DONT
<pH14> U LIE
<pH14> I DONT KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED
<Hiigara> next thing you know he'll be listening to Girlfriend by avril

<pH14> how do i put ppl on ignore again?
<pH14> >:{
<Hand> Alt + F4
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<pH14> YOU LIAER
<Hand> hahahahahaha

<SquidDNA> There is a steel alloy engineered to corrode very quickly while not flaking
<SquidDNA> The corrosion forms a protective layer for the rest of the steel
<SquidDNA> That relatively instant degradative barrier forming reaction describes exactly my reaction to the trailer for Bicentennial man

<Hiigara-FX> fuck it
<Hiigara-FX> I'm getting klite again
<Hiigara-FX> not that I watch anime
<Hyperian> klite is good
<SquidDNA> LOL WAREZ
<SquidDNA> NOTHING TO SEE HERE
<Hyperian> LOL PORN
<Hyperian> EVERYTHING TO SEE THERE
<Hiigara-FX> 6 videos at once to check for errors after I re-encode them = FUCKING SLOW with cccp
<Hyperian> porn videos have very wide ranging formats
<Hyperian> which is why i chose k-lite
<SquidDNA> Okay now really man
<Hyperian> stop watching 6 porn vids at the same time
<SquidDNA> How can you steal porn
<Hyperian> even i dont do that
<Hiigara-FX> because one at once isn't good enough
<Hiigara-FX> oh lawd that was bad
<Hyperian> it doesnt get hiig that high anymore
<Hyperian> watching just one vid
<Hiigara-FX> :/
<Nibsy> why the fuck would you watch SIX PORNOS AT ONCE?
<Hiigara-FX> same reason you would fuck 6 girls at once....?
<SquidDNA> talk about people working hard for their money and you really needing to support the artists
<SquidDNA> if you think about it stealing porn is pretty fucking low

<WebUser049> I'VE GOT IT
<WebUser049> YOU NEED THE LOGARITHMIC SPIRAL TO SOLVE THE GOAT PUZZLE