Relic Community Quotes Database

<Trinity> how do you expect to have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
* Unk eats Trinity's meat
<Unk> wait...
<Unk> damn!

<pH14> anyone about to tf2?
<@IcecreamLtDan> I was about to tinkle
<pH14> then tf2?
<pH14> post tinklage?
<@IcecreamLtDan> no, sorry
<Hiigara> lame.
<pH14> tease

<Shoe> i entered a fetus holding a gun into the tacky ornament contest too
<Vertigo> whaT?
<Shoe> i lost to a flamingo
<Vertigo> WHAT?!
<Shoe> yeah i know! that's what i said

<Tiresias> somehow in my head slow runner and old painless had merged into one entity
<Tiresias> it only occurs to me now that you two are different people
<Tiresias> 0_o
<Old_Painless> wow
<Slow_Runner> o.O
<Slow_Runner> O.o
<Ragnarok> lol
<Old_Painless> i guess the name should really be the clue
<Tiresias>
<Ragnarok> hahaha
<Slow_Runner> right, so, you were witnessing a discussion-like monologue there, and it took you what, 5 minutes to realize that was not the case?
<Tiresias> you have similar style of name
<Old_Painless> and if i was as good at DOW as Slow_runner i wouldn't mind tbh
<Tiresias> no
<Tiresias> that's what made me realise
<Tiresias> wait a minute
<Old_Painless> quote
<Tiresias>
<Old_Painless> somebody for the love of god, do it
<Slow_Runner> oh take your time
<Slow_Runner> you clearly need it ;[

<molo> lol bourne supremacy
<molo> i mean ultimatum
<molo> whatever
<molo> silly names
<Starfisher> just name them by their plot
<Starfisher> "Bourne kills people while amnesiac"
<Starfisher> "Bourne kills people while slightly less amensiac"
<Starfisher> "Bourne doesn't sleep"

<Dyntheos> I take off my robe and wizrd hat
<Dyntheos> crap
<Dyntheos> that was supposed be only to chrome
<bonnet> ciber much?

<Kap> the freak was banned within a day for another post in the Outfit section (that I proudly reported)
<Riess> I did that too?
<Riess> !
<Riess> !
<Riess> but I'm sure my report was funnier.
<Riess> let us check on that.
<Kap> hmm
<nyyTV> :O
<Riess> Kapyrna has reported this post
<Riess> This is part of this thread: shitballs
<Riess> This is the reason:
<Riess> I'd like to report this person for trolling, insensitivity, and general ass-hattery.
<Kap> that was me
<Riess> NOW.
<Riess> Riess has reported this post
<Riess> This is part of this thread: shitballs
<Riess> This is the reason:
<Riess> Fucknoodles.
<Kap> hahahahahahahahahaha
<Kap> you win
<Riess> told you :D
<Elukka> :D
<nyyTV> :)

<celtti> I gotta go buy new pants
<celtti> I lost one pair
<celtti> were stolen
<celtti> fucking swedish
<celtti> or norwegians whatever
<Akranadas> In a country inhabited by descendants of convicts, your pants get stolen by Europeans tourists

----
celtti is currently touring Australia

*** Kap|Tannenbaum is now known as Kap
<Mirehn> christmas tree?
<Kap> yep
<Kap> all spruced up now
<Kap> HAHA punny!

<Hablacraja> every time i come back to this damn house there's another cat
<Hablacraja> now there's 4
<Kap> procreation. happens all the time.
<Elukka|X3> yeah but not to habla
<Kap> aww
<Hablacraja> zing

<Sword_Monkey> I say we ban Moe
<Moe> Sword_Monkey, I'm afraid I'll have to send you back to training again
<Sword_Monkey> Agh!
<Sword_Monkey> Not that place
<Moe> you appear to have missed the ever important lesson 4: Being nice to your superiors
<Sword_Monkey> don't make me, you can't
<Moe> Don't force me to punish you by making you a mod for the boardwars forum!
<Moe> wait.
<Sword_Monkey> ...
<Cable> hahahah
<Ragnarok> hahaha
<Sword_Monkey> Low blow man
<Sword_Monkey> low blow
<Sword_Monkey> :P

<nyyti> oh how I wait for the day when Riess actually says "hey that's good" for some pic of mine
<&Riess> what, and take away that bit of motivation from you? I'm not that cruel :D
<nyyti> oh yeah!

* vijil breaks out the airbrush...
<Ammonra> :O
<Ammonra> yes!
<nyyti> I've yet to paint my laptop
<Ammonra> more stuff from vijil!
<vijil> heh
<Ammonra> your DA account is rather...empty
<vijil> paintball killed my art remember
<Ammonra> organic 'deshi cerimonial guy ftw though
<Ammonra> yes
<Ammonra> blame the sports xD
<nyyti> brb, cleaning desk
<vijil> lol nighty cleans his desk.
<Ammonra> http://vijil.deviantart.com/art/Organically-armoured-4211503
<Ammonra> that ^^
<Ammonra> i like a lot
<vijil> yeah, I'd turn gay for him.
<Ammonra> :O
<vijil> ...
<Ammonra> !!!!

* Kap pokes Zepherian
* Zepherian slaps Kap around a bit with a large trout
<Kap> Rainbow or river?
<Zepherian> you're asking me if the trout was gay?

<Dimension> are you entertaining the thought of committing adultery?
<Moe> wtf no
<Moe> I don't cheat
<Dimension> yeah
<Dimension> BUT YOU CERTAINLY USE TRAINERS

<Giant_Moth> I've got an if-method within another if-method, and I'm trying to make an else method to relate to the original if-method, but it keeps relating to the secondary if-method
<Trinity> your nesting is fuxored
<Trinity> check the syntax on the nesting
<Hiigathome> or the naming :/
<Trinity> yeah
<Trinity> but only an idiot would miss that
<Trinity> if that is the case they shouldn't be programming
<Giant_Moth> wait, what do you mean?
<Hyperian> yes
<Hyperian> your nest is wrong
<Hyperian> your logic is wrong
<Hyperian> you cant do what you're trying to do
<Hyperian> rethink your procedure for that part of your program and do it again
<Giant_Moth> I'm trying to figure out another way to do it
<Hyperian> then do it
<Giant_Moth> I got it to work
<Trinity> moved the second bracket over one, eh?
<Giant_Moth> I'm not really sure what you guys suggested me to do
<Hyperian> rofl
<Trinity> :)
<Giant_Moth> what exactly were you suggesting?
<Trinity> tell us what you did then we will tell you what we were suggesting
<Hyperian> rofl
<Giant_Moth> I just made the origina if-method, the one that was checking if said thing was of a specific race to set a variable instead, and then put the other two if-methods inside while loops. it's probably not the way you thought, but the logic worked there at least
<Trinity> Yup, that's what we were suggesting!

<drUnk> 2 girlz 1 cup?
* drUnk watched it
<drUnk> i call bullshit, fake
<drUnk> anyone who watches real scat pron can see the flaws

<Zepherian> I give up treb
<ExplodingPope> Or how about the Spanish American War? Pwned.
<Hablacraja> please give up
<treb|happy> iran-contra affair? the CIA selling drugs to fund rebels
<Zepherian> sometimes I think the wrong side won WW2

<Hiroshi_Tea> look, i'm simply looking forward to seeing a picture of a swarmer tan posing nude with a swarmer
<Hiroshi_Tea> that's all i want
<Hiroshi_Tea> and 4chan is seriously not the answer
<Hiroshi_Tea> i'll end up with a fuelpod with dickshittingnipples

//On Rule 34, Swarmers, and what 4chan will do to Kadeshi ships...//

<Chrysophylax> my cat's such a pussy
<Chrysophylax> he doesn't know wether he'll purr next to me or go eat
<Chrysophylax> so he's like
<Chrysophylax> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr om nom nom rrrrrrrrr
<Fedman> chrys wins the random wtf comment for the day

<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "Daddy, I had a bad dream."
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness?it's 3:23.
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "No, Daddy."
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sweetie?"
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
<Ragnarok> :S
<Ragnarok> woah
<SquidDNA> That was terrifying
<Ragnarok> indeed
<Linuturk> oi
* RaptorShadow has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<SquidDNA> SO TERRIFYING IT KNOCKED RAPTORSHADOW OFF THE INTERNET

<Hiigzzz> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
<dreddnott> poor you
<dreddnott> are you setting up a website?

<Afoxi> well shit, my birthday passed again without me realising it
<Hiro|papers> <Afoxi> well shit, my birthday passed again without me realising it
<Hiro|papers> you fail very bad
<Chrome> -.-
<Afoxi> XD
<ammonra> i actually forgot my 21'st birthday untill my partents called :D
<ammonra> no wait
<ammonra> 20'th birthday
<Beast> how could you forget your Bday?
<Beast> thats....
<Beast> ...
<ammonra> i just do
<ammonra> it's not important in my daily life routine :D
<ammonra> ^__^
<Beast> no, but fuck.
<ammonra> ;D
<Beast> thats ike forgeting your Scocial Security number.
<ammonra> i was surprised i forgot as well
<Beast> its ignorent.
<ammonra> don't have social security
<Beast> gawd, off the top of ym head I know my Bday is April 2nd.
<ammonra> APRIL FOOLS DAY!
<ammonra> +1 hour
<Afoxi> i didnt get an email reminder this year because my account is still rigged to hotmail
<Chrome> damn....LOL
<Chrome> and here you are doing it again
<Chrome> talk about sad.
* Chrome shakes her head.
<ammonra> io'm half as bad as afoxi :D
<ammonra> only did it once
<ammonra> 5 months till next birfday
<ammonra> hehe :D

<Moe> mirehn has a good name for it begins with m
<Moe> currently the ms have the upper hand
<Moe> I say we do an uprising
<Moe> and destroy all those who begin with J
<Moe> for they are dangerously close
<Akranadas> I out number you
<Akranadas> 4 A's is greater than 3 M's
* Moe grabs Magus by his ankle and tosses him at akra
<Moe> MUHAHAHA DIE
* Akranadas grabs nyyEffect by his ankle and tosses him at Moe
<Akranadas> Ha! how do you like that!
* Moe holds up mirehn to deflect
* Moe puts the blame on Akra
<Moe> you are hurting yourself!
<Akranadas> NO! My only weakness!
<Akranadas> I'm blaming, I'm Blaming!

<Zepherian> have you tried to screw a badger?