Relic Community Quotes Database

<Zepherian> I give up treb
<ExplodingPope> Or how about the Spanish American War? Pwned.
<Hablacraja> please give up
<treb|happy> iran-contra affair? the CIA selling drugs to fund rebels
<Zepherian> sometimes I think the wrong side won WW2

<Hiroshi_Tea> look, i'm simply looking forward to seeing a picture of a swarmer tan posing nude with a swarmer
<Hiroshi_Tea> that's all i want
<Hiroshi_Tea> and 4chan is seriously not the answer
<Hiroshi_Tea> i'll end up with a fuelpod with dickshittingnipples

//On Rule 34, Swarmers, and what 4chan will do to Kadeshi ships...//

<Chrysophylax> my cat's such a pussy
<Chrysophylax> he doesn't know wether he'll purr next to me or go eat
<Chrysophylax> so he's like
<Chrysophylax> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr om nom nom rrrrrrrrr
<Fedman> chrys wins the random wtf comment for the day

<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "Daddy, I had a bad dream."
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness?it's 3:23.
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "No, Daddy."
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sweetie?"
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
<Ragnarok> :S
<Ragnarok> woah
<SquidDNA> That was terrifying
<Ragnarok> indeed
<Linuturk> oi
* RaptorShadow has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<SquidDNA> SO TERRIFYING IT KNOCKED RAPTORSHADOW OFF THE INTERNET

<Hiigzzz> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
<dreddnott> poor you
<dreddnott> are you setting up a website?

<Afoxi> well shit, my birthday passed again without me realising it
<Hiro|papers> <Afoxi> well shit, my birthday passed again without me realising it
<Hiro|papers> you fail very bad
<Chrome> -.-
<Afoxi> XD
<ammonra> i actually forgot my 21'st birthday untill my partents called :D
<ammonra> no wait
<ammonra> 20'th birthday
<Beast> how could you forget your Bday?
<Beast> thats....
<Beast> ...
<ammonra> i just do
<ammonra> it's not important in my daily life routine :D
<ammonra> ^__^
<Beast> no, but fuck.
<ammonra> ;D
<Beast> thats ike forgeting your Scocial Security number.
<ammonra> i was surprised i forgot as well
<Beast> its ignorent.
<ammonra> don't have social security
<Beast> gawd, off the top of ym head I know my Bday is April 2nd.
<ammonra> APRIL FOOLS DAY!
<ammonra> +1 hour
<Afoxi> i didnt get an email reminder this year because my account is still rigged to hotmail
<Chrome> damn....LOL
<Chrome> and here you are doing it again
<Chrome> talk about sad.
* Chrome shakes her head.
<ammonra> io'm half as bad as afoxi :D
<ammonra> only did it once
<ammonra> 5 months till next birfday
<ammonra> hehe :D

<Moe> mirehn has a good name for it begins with m
<Moe> currently the ms have the upper hand
<Moe> I say we do an uprising
<Moe> and destroy all those who begin with J
<Moe> for they are dangerously close
<Akranadas> I out number you
<Akranadas> 4 A's is greater than 3 M's
* Moe grabs Magus by his ankle and tosses him at akra
<Moe> MUHAHAHA DIE
* Akranadas grabs nyyEffect by his ankle and tosses him at Moe
<Akranadas> Ha! how do you like that!
* Moe holds up mirehn to deflect
* Moe puts the blame on Akra
<Moe> you are hurting yourself!
<Akranadas> NO! My only weakness!
<Akranadas> I'm blaming, I'm Blaming!

<Zepherian> have you tried to screw a badger?

<Zepherian> well, if anyone knows anything about a soft male its me ;(

<Tiresias> did you know that the CIA is actually the Canadian Intelligence Agency and they've been feeding american info up north for years!
<Tiresias> ;d
<vertigo> it's called "counter-intelligence", Tire

<Giant_Moth> I have two things on me that is delicious
<Giant_Moth> I've got two loafs of Ciabata, and a pack of potato chips
<Giant_Moth> Which should be devoured first?
<Kap> Ciabata yum
<under_score> Crisps
<Gaz> make a crisp sandwich
<Gaz> HAVE BOTH IN ONE
<SquidDNA> !!!!
<SquidDNA> Brill.

<bonnet> bleh, posted on Hardocp forums with a question about upgrades
<dreddnott> ?
<bonnet> and was sadly unsuprised to discover
<bonnet> people really don't know shit about hardware
<dreddnott> you could have asked me first
<bonnet> dredd, actually I pretty much new the answer
<bonnet> I was looking for specific input from someone with a similar system
<dreddnott> yeah I know what you mean :)
<bonnet> which I got
<bonnet> and his was teh only usefull answer
<dreddnott> but you got other replies of stupid fail?
<bonnet> We broke the ground; we shattered the world; we knew at once how it was to be done.
<bonnet> How it was to be built: what method, what materials, what ideas, what principles, and what dreams would compose it, we knew at once.
<bonnet> The perfect world was built in a day.
<bonnet> Why should gods rest, hesitate or consider? Time was the enemy and we would not pause to give it heed, just as it would not heed us.
<bonnet> The walls of the prefect world took 32 minutes, 32 black walls, perfect black walls from which light found no escape. The interior took much longer. 8 perfect engravings, 8 directions perfectly equidistant had one of each. 2 cities, 2 perfect cities in ana and kata. 1 sun, 1 never ending sun.
<bonnet> In these walls even time bowed to us, and we where perfect. Until the sun began to die.
<bonnet> woops
<bonnet> fucking copy paste

<Elukka> now our topic has references to tentacle rape and beastiality!
<Kap> hahahahaha...ha...hehe...hooooo
<Kap> my dad just walked it
<Kap> in*
<Elukka> ahhha :D
<Riess> HI KAP'S DAD

<Hiro> this one at teh momnent is in the middle between a stiff one and being completely limp
<Chrome> i'm working on the pic
<Hiro> wait...that sounded wrong

<Hiroshi_Tea> hey Beast
<Beast> what would you do if Chrome was a swarmer?
<Chrome> ... O.o
<Chrome> I eagerly await your answer, Hiro...
<Hiroshi_Tea> i fear to answer the question
<Beast> XD
<Chrome> good answer. >_>;
<Beast> okies
<Hiroshi_Tea> hot swarmer sex
<Beast> I go now
<Hiroshi_Tea> *cough
<Beast> LOL
<Chrome> bye .... O_o
<Beast> I go now, lest I get the kick stick. XD
<Hiroshi_Tea> you know i'm kidding rite?
<Chrome> um, yeah <_< >_>
<Chrysophylax> o_O
<Hiroshi_Tea> awkward moment +1
<Chrome> how about plus 15? :P
<Hiroshi_Tea> it wasn't that bad
<Chrysophylax> yes it was :[

<roflmao> crysis review! :D
<ExplodingPope> you'll keep your whore mouth shut unless you want to experience a thorough review of my DICK.
<roflmao> 9.5!
<ExplodingPope> erm...thanks?

—› join: (Kap)
<Kap> HAI ART
<Fedman> hi kapo
<Kap> Kapo...
<Kap> I make it easy
<Hiro> kappy
<Kap> and yet people still botch it
<Kap> K
<Kap> a
<Kap> p
<Hiro> o

<Riess> MY VERY EXISTENCE IS TO BE CONSIDERED A PIECE OF ART

<Kushan|> habla, name people you don't hate
<Kushan|> list will be shorter
<Hablacraja> {}

<Riess> I made a child-snatching monster based on an anglerfish, and everyone goes omg lol tentacle raep

<Trinity> what are we arguing about so i can join in
<Zepherian> fed thinks brides look pretty
<Zepherian> and mir dosent like fed
<Kushan> and i hate jews
<Zepherian> and none of them do math
<Zepherian> and kushan hates jews
<Zepherian> breaking news: A1 is black
<Zepherian> footnote: hyperian has a small penis
<Kushan> that news broke years ago ;p
<Zepherian> im at the end of the grapevine
<Trinity> same old shit then.

<Hablacraja> no horse porn on youtube, i already looked

<deadguy|afk> the autocomplete is pretty impressive
<Zepherian> steve jobs was typing for you
<Hyperian> iphone can guess the adjective for 'porn' very well
<Hablacraja> "horse" in your case
<Hyperian> har i dont have an iphone
<Zepherian> horses are expensive

<Kushan> i surfed for porn at a funeral once
<Kushan> i made sure the old lady behind me could see it

Topic is '<Laura> hey, my nubers are totally fine - 34 22 38'
* Set by ZellFish2 on Fri Nov 02 20:19:32
<Trinity> Something not right about those numbers
<Trinity> unless you are a big pear
<pH14> or you got junk in your trunk
<pH14> Laura must have junk in her trunk
<Trinity> or she is standing on her head
<Trinity> va va va voom