Relic Community Quotes Database

<Void> well, i had to remove the protective plastic thing
<Void> now it is all sticky and dirty
<Hand> that's what she said

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<Afoxi> I want my own swearing fairy. =\

<oneredpanther> <skibb> who is buggo
<oneredpanther> <Da_Fish> new hip relic dude
<oneredpanther> <Question> are you sure? i seem to recall buggo being female
<oneredpanther> i like the fact that girls get auto-ops in IRC
<oneredpanther> because obviously whoever's in charge is desperate for sex
<skibb> haha
<Da_Fish> soul?
<skibb> burn
<oneredpanther> or they like the idea of girls dominating them, even on the internet

<soul> i am using my federal return money at a strip bar
<soul> fine quote that
<soul> its just 180 bucks

<Meta> damnit delphi just needs to get better hampsters
<Meta> seriously, i recommend Rovoborski hamsters.
<Meta> They run upwards of 5km/h
<Meta> up to 7km/h
<Meta> if you do get them, you should notice a considerable amount of power increase over standard syrian/dwarf hamsters
<Meta> then you can re-enable the "Who's viewing this thread" option and still have some extra processing power


<//> Forums down:
<//> "Minesweeping. Updating internal hamsters back shortly or with new hamsters ( ok these hamsters didn't cut it, looking for vikings now )"

<Tails> what does it mean
<Tails> when steam emerges from your engine
<Tails> and there's a boilling sound under your hood?
<Shoe|Planet> your car came with a free kettle, congratulations

<UberJumper> hey... at least I've had a threesome :-/ (before wife of course)
<UberJumper> I didn't believe it either MB, until they were both sucking my cock
<UberJumper> well... the one of them was my fuck friend for the longest time
<Mac_Bug|sleep> think of this as group therapy session

* rupract spanks Jumper because he is the spankmaster

<BlackStar> Is Sony trying to insult consumer intelligent?

<SquidDNA> World's funniest porno bloopers was great
<SquidDNA> "fuck me harder! fuck me harder! .. oh shit.. line.. " guy with script "uh.. fuck me harder, fuck me harder"

<sidewinder> has he ever looked at M theory?
<Alliance> the theory that M likes to kick me?
Alliance was kicked from #homeworld by m (i think this is called a 'proof')

<eTombotron> i can touch the lower part of my balls with my tongue

<thesidewinder> Ironing pants is evil
<thesidewinder> it's like giving hitler a backrub

<panth> because my dog used to sexually abuse me as a toddler

<pH14> there was this cute service agent flirting with me today
<Hablacraja> did you pretend to get drunk and feel her up
<pH14> i am a gentleman
<Hablacraja> so you got drunk for real
<Atreides> habla has no girl skills
<Tiresias> so you did it but won't tell anyone
* pH14 is mum

<downslope> my parents keep finding and deleting my pron movies

<Hablacraja> first they go after the furries and i didn't say anything, because i wasn't a furry; then they went after the anime lolicons and I didn't say anything because I was not a lolicon, then they came after me and there was no one left to speak out for me

<Tails|upset> it didnt do anything
<Tails|upset> well fuck it
<Tails|upset> FUCK IT, I SAY
<Retro> Why, you want sloppy seconds, Tails?
<Mirehn_Bielann> man do I hate cleaning
<Retro> ooh. bad timing on THAT one Mirehn.
<Mirehn_Bielann> what?
<Mirehn_Bielann> aww fuck lmao

<celtti> I gotta go buy new pants
<celtti> I lost one pair
<celtti> were stolen
<celtti> fucking swedish
<celtti> or norwegians whatever
<Akranadas> In a country inhabited by descendants of convicts, your pants get stolen by Europeans tourists

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celtti is currently touring Australia

<Martian> i passed out and then i dreamt i went home, went to the bathroom, went to bed and then woke up
<Martian> but when i ACTUALLY woke up
<Martian> only 20 seconds had passed
<Martian> that sucked.

<Hablacraja> IT'S THE FEDS
* Hablacraja thermites his hard drive
<BlackStar> Why thermite when you can just expose it to intense magnetic forces?
<Water> hmm, i'm surprised you are still here habla
<BlackStar> Less suspicious than a smoldering pile of metal.
<Water> usually a complete incineration of one's hard drive would mean instantaneous removal from IRC
<BlackStar> Nah
<Water> unless habla is magic
*** Mirehn (PherrisKal@hwc-5C839F45.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #homeworld.
<BlackStar> Wizzard Powered
<Jal-18> habla is connected via his MIND
<Water> hmm, he has access to a "matrix?"
<Jal-18> he is one with irc
<Jal-18> channels dance across his skin
<Jal-18> and kickbans tickle his nose
<BlackStar> Then let us make tubgirl and tentacle hentai links one with habla.
<Hablacraja> they already are

<Vertigo> [14:25] Emberstrife: GAYS ARE EVERYWHERE, EVEN IN CHILDREN
<Vertigo> there
<Vertigo> makiing it worse
<pH14> kushan is from iran, there are no persian gays
<pH14> but apparently, there are alot of persian communists
<Shoe> BOnus points vertigo.
<Vertigo> how's that for a topic?
<Vertigo> THINK OF THE CHILDREN
<Vertigo> and the pedos are like: WE ARE!

* X-Pleiades pokes out tongue at Moe
* Moe cuts off tongue
<X-Pleiades> meweff wefwefe mewef cfk
<Cyberus> my thoughts exactly

<NeCoHo> where is the tyranny when you need it?
* deadguy|incinerating sets ban on *!*NeCoHo@*.hsd1.nj.comcast.net
<deadguy|incinerating> right here baby

<IgnusDei> i actually have a thing for older women
<Kushan> freak
<molol> like your mom?
<IgnusDei> some 40 year olds know how to keep themselves hot
<Vaarok> Because they'll mother you because you're doughy like a baby?
<IgnusDei> no
<IgnusDei> my mom is 50 and she was never hot
<Vaarok> Somebody send this to his mother.
<Kushan> it's no worse than having a cow fetish, Vaarok
<Vaarok> Criteria that apply to work and pleasure make life simpler.