Relic Community Quotes Database

<Elukka> i missed zeph's banning :(, what did he do?
<molo> he killed a hooker
<Alliance> called his son sue
<molo> i like mine better
<Elukka> seriously though, is this a serious ban or one of those less-than-serious bans?
<Alliance> its a "see you on austnet" kind of ban
<SquidDNA> You know that other Johnny Cash song "We'll meet again"?
<Kap> no
<molo> this isn't like that song

<SquidDNA> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POPUP EDIT WINDOW
<SquidDNA> WIN
<SquidDNA> OMG
<SquidDNA> WHO DID THAT?
<Druidika> ?
<SquidDNA> On the forums
<Druidika> do you mean the quickedit thingie?
<SquidDNA> Yes!
<SquidDNA> It's the most awesome thing since awesome!
<Druidika> that's been there since I joined the forums two years ago
<SquidDNA> You lie
<soul> um squid
<soul> (thats been around for a bit)
<Finaldeath> maybe its not on all skins or something
<SquidDNA> IT HAS NOT FUCKING BEEN THERE FOR A BIT
<SquidDNA> IT WAS NEVER THERE
<SquidDNA> IT JUST SHOWED UP
<SquidDNA> I swear to Dyn, my account is cursed
<SquidDNA> "Oh what Squid, you JUST NOW NOTICED the Pie-over-IP button?"
<SquidDNA> "We've been getting free pie for the past YEAR"
<SquidDNA> Wait what the hell
<SquidDNA> It's only on the very most recent post in the thread?
<SquidDNA> No wonder
<SquidDNA> Who the hell edits those
<Druidika> it's on all your posts
<SquidDNA> gl with the headphone hunt
<SquidDNA> No, Druidika, it isn't
<SquidDNA> WAIT WHAT THE HELL YES IT IS
<SquidDNA> IT WASN'T A SECOND AGO
<SquidDNA> I SWEAR
<SquidDNA> I CHECKED
<SquidDNA> Druidika
<SquidDNA> Stop fucking with me man
<SquidDNA> "Squid, you're naked."
<SquidDNA> "No I'm not.. WHAT THE HELL. I was fully clothed a second ago!"
<SquidDNA> Okay
<SquidDNA> This has gone on too much
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<a1> there must be a little baghdad in missouri
<ZellCrustacean> 'course there is
<Tails> what do they have there?
<a1> insurgents
<molo> little ones

<Martian|sleep> the only girls who are interested im me are either stupid, ugly or both

<deadguy> hi soul
<deadguy> I'm drunk
<deadguy> it's rather entertaining
<Dimension> you guys wanna make out?

<Sev> is 400 W enough for a geforce 7900GS?
<IgnusDei> i got a 7600gs for 250 dollars
<IgnusDei> canadian
<IgnusDei> so i guess 400 usd should be more than enough
<Sev> W as in watt
<Sev> power requirements
<Hablacraja> rofl

<celtti> hey tire, get me a new pc
<Tiresias> I haven't enough money to buy myself one yet -_-
<Tiresias02> celtti before I'd even consider getting you a PC you'd have to sleep with me ;p
<celtti> talk about putting a man between a rock and an uncomfortable place mate
<Tiresias> worth a try :/
<celtti> is it?
<celtti> is it?!
<Tiresias> wait
<Tiresias> freudian slip

<Shin|work> I WILL DIVE INTO OBI'S PANTS IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT MET

<Beast> is it me? or has skibb basicly vanished?
<Khet> he ran out of sugar cereal and had to power down

<BlackStar> THE FUTURE IS NOW
<BlackStar> wait... no...
<BlackStar> THE FUTURE IS NOW
<BlackStar> wait... no...
<BlackStar> hold on...
<BlackStar> almost there...
<BlackStar> THE FUTURE IS
<BlackStar> God damnit.

<Jumper|OMG> HAHAHA
<Jumper|OMG> Linnae came around the corner looked at Nova and went "N00b?"
<Jumper|OMG> she's been calling him N00b the whole time
<Jumper|OMG> we got her to say "TREE HAX" to mokona last night

<Jumper> Hyperian... when I asked permission to marry my wife... they broke into chinese for 45 minutes... my wife cried the entire time... and I had no idea what was going on
<Jumper> until 30 minutes into it... she looked over and sayd "everything's just fine... it's ok" with tears streaming down her face
<Jumper> I was like "how can this POSSIBLY be good"

<ionfish> riess don't go anywhere
<Riess> no promises
<Riess> I mean, why?
<Chrome> Riess I can help keep you occupied....
* Chrome puts pants on her head.
<ionfish> this channel is not a dating service
<Chrome> nevermind then
<Chrome> although "don't go anywhere" COULD be construed as a pickup line
<Starfisher> ion is more subtle
<Starfisher> you may never even know if he picked you up or not
<Riess> let's compare "don't go anywhere" to "*Chrome puts pants on her head", shall we?

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<Dimension> HHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHQAHAAHHAHHAAHA
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<Druidika> hahaha
<Dimension> OMG
<Water> ...
<Mnementh> :D
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<Mnementh> 5
<Gaz> ROFL

<GroundZero> how are the quotes created?
<Trizzdog> magic
<GroundZero> don't be silly, only Freddie Mercury had magic
<UberJumper> no
<UberJumper> he had AIDS

<Unk> and anal is like probe bombing, fun but not what the developer intended

<IcecreamLtDan> LOL, my wife thought my COH copy was the offer letter from my new company
<IcecreamLtDan> It's supposed to come FedEx Express as well
<IcecreamLtDan> She left a message on the answering machine after she got to work all excited about it and wanting to make sure I went ahead and signed it
<IcecreamLtDan> I don't have the heart to tell her what it actually is

<ratamaq> i need to quit jerking off in the shower
<ratamaq> my mind has made a connection between running water and erection
<ratamaq> sucks when it rains
<danga> why would you jerk off in the shower
<danga> do you have a water proof dvd player
<danga> and tv
<ratamaq> you try spending 6 months on an aircraft carrier

<mad> HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
<mad> mecha is a straight homosexual.

<soul> i want my pornos in surround sound

<lord_pooky> hairless
<lord_pooky> as in?
<Inq> no hair.

<soul|FL> the whole time i am having a boner over the voice of some over weight 30+ yr old fat chic

<Tiresias> we can but ream squid
<Tiresias> *dream

<Iden> One day the thing in Soul's avatar will catch up to someone and eat them. I live in breathless anticipation.

<ionfish> went whale-watching in the st lawrence last time :)
<stevenNn> thats what ugly guys call picking up on chicks eh
<ionfish> danga someone as dashingly handsome as me couldn't possibly know something like that