<Squiggle> Richard Simmons is the most beautifullest man alive.
<Martian> i dont know why you'd need them but still
<Martian> the 500gb
<Martian> not the breasts
<Martian> the 500gb
<Martian> not the breasts
<Gorb> The proper pink shiny Vista install DVD
<treb> your vista cd is pink?
<Druidika> there are vista cds?
<treb> your vista cd is pink?
<Druidika> there are vista cds?
<Tiresias> I have very bad essay to do
<Tiresias> and I haven't a clue tbh
<Inq> give it to me.
<Inq> Ill do it
<Tiresias> lol Inq what do you know about Gender relations in Imperial China
<Inq>Well the boy would stick his penis in the girl. Unlike you Mr homofag.
<Tiresias> and I haven't a clue tbh
<Inq> give it to me.
<Inq> Ill do it
<Tiresias> lol Inq what do you know about Gender relations in Imperial China
<Inq>Well the boy would stick his penis in the girl. Unlike you Mr homofag.
[17:03] <Cyberus> nothign scares me anymore i am merely affirmed in my belief that everyone online is fucked up
[17:03] <Question2> excepting the people here of course
[17:03] <Question2> excepting the people here of course
<Ultimatum> Hay Rag
<Ragnarok> hello
<Elukka> thats just the greetbot you're talking to
* Ap0k is now known as Away|p0k
<Ragnarok> oh
<Ultimatum> greetbot
<Ultimatum> me#
<Ultimatum> nah
<Ultimatum> besides who wrote this greetbot then?
<Hand> I thought I was the greetbot
<treb|SH3> you have been usurped
<Hand> horseshit
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<Elukka> you're the forum greetbot
<RaptorShadow> Hand's the #homeworld hatebot
<Elukka> no
<Elukka> that would be habla
<RaptorShadow> in my experience, they take turns
<Ultimatum> on a weekly basis
<Hand> I'm never hateful you ugly shitbastard
<Hand> don't quote me on that
<Ragnarok> hello
<Elukka> thats just the greetbot you're talking to
* Ap0k is now known as Away|p0k
<Ragnarok> oh
<Ultimatum> greetbot
<Ultimatum> me#
<Ultimatum> nah
<Ultimatum> besides who wrote this greetbot then?
<Hand> I thought I was the greetbot
<treb|SH3> you have been usurped
<Hand> horseshit
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<Elukka> you're the forum greetbot
<RaptorShadow> Hand's the #homeworld hatebot
<Elukka> no
<Elukka> that would be habla
<RaptorShadow> in my experience, they take turns
<Ultimatum> on a weekly basis
<Hand> I'm never hateful you ugly shitbastard
<Hand> don't quote me on that
<soul|afk> ok i am shaved and showered, now all i need is a some cheap liquor and a chic whos into leprechaun sex, and date night is completed
* {ceejayoz} thinks soul's gonna have another date with the palm ;[
* {ceejayoz} thinks soul's gonna have another date with the palm ;[
<Squid|viking> I can't feel my face!
<Squid|viking> This shit is fantastic!
<deathsabyss> haha
<deathsabyss> you should probaly stop before you cant feel any other important body parts
<Squid|viking> I've decided I have to get to the bottom of the bottle
<Squid|viking> Just to see what's there
<Squid|viking> This shit is fantastic!
<deathsabyss> haha
<deathsabyss> you should probaly stop before you cant feel any other important body parts
<Squid|viking> I've decided I have to get to the bottom of the bottle
<Squid|viking> Just to see what's there
<Hand> who do you think you are, God or something?
<*LoCo> changes nick to G0D
<G0D> Yes.
<Hand> ah, but your name has a zero on it, and God wouldn't stoop to that stupid leetspeak shit.
<G0D> IT IS NOT A ZERO IN THE FONT I USE.
<*LoCo> changes nick to G0D
<G0D> Yes.
<Hand> ah, but your name has a zero on it, and God wouldn't stoop to that stupid leetspeak shit.
<G0D> IT IS NOT A ZERO IN THE FONT I USE.
<Elukka> AND ALL THE GAYS ARE GOING TO DIE
<Riess> I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN 5 YEARS
<Riess> oh shit, timing
<Riess> I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN 5 YEARS
<Riess> oh shit, timing
<remmington> buy HER a drink
<remmington> and SHE is yours
<remmington> not
<remmington> buy YOURSELF a drink
<remmington> and SHES yours
* remmington sighs again
<Moe> Heh, last summer I'm at this club, right. And this girl comes up to me, does the "Do I know you?" thing. Well, she insists on inviting me for drinks, and while we sit and talk she keeps ordering tequila and drinking it. Suddenly she gets up, runs to the door, out on the balcony, and pukes. And then... she FUCKING FALLS OFF THE BALCONY
<remmington> and SHE is yours
<remmington> not
<remmington> buy YOURSELF a drink
<remmington> and SHES yours
* remmington sighs again
<Moe> Heh, last summer I'm at this club, right. And this girl comes up to me, does the "Do I know you?" thing. Well, she insists on inviting me for drinks, and while we sit and talk she keeps ordering tequila and drinking it. Suddenly she gets up, runs to the door, out on the balcony, and pukes. And then... she FUCKING FALLS OFF THE BALCONY
* Allie rubs his arse with a trout
<Moe> EVERYONE SHUT UP FOR A SEC
<Moe> SQUID HAS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
<Moe> POSSIBLY LIFE THREATENING
<Moe> OR SAVING
<Moe> WHO KNOWS
<Moe> squid?
<Squid|DNA> HIES
<Squid|DNA> Uh, I'm going out to dinner with the aforementioned pretty girl in my lab
<Worf> ooooooOOOOOH!!!
<Worf> good news
<RiessPixels> WOOOH!
<Squid|DNA> She probably thinks it's nothing, but I'm happy
<Squid|DNA> :)
<deadguy> here's how you get her to think it's something: bring a giant box of condoms
<deadguy> just carry it around with you
<Worf> roflmao
<Worf> "How to send the wrong signals" - a lesson by deadguy
<Squid|DNA> "do you think this will be enough"
<Moe> SQUID HAS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
<Moe> POSSIBLY LIFE THREATENING
<Moe> OR SAVING
<Moe> WHO KNOWS
<Moe> squid?
<Squid|DNA> HIES
<Squid|DNA> Uh, I'm going out to dinner with the aforementioned pretty girl in my lab
<Worf> ooooooOOOOOH!!!
<Worf> good news
<RiessPixels> WOOOH!
<Squid|DNA> She probably thinks it's nothing, but I'm happy
<Squid|DNA> :)
<deadguy> here's how you get her to think it's something: bring a giant box of condoms
<deadguy> just carry it around with you
<Worf> roflmao
<Worf> "How to send the wrong signals" - a lesson by deadguy
<Squid|DNA> "do you think this will be enough"
<GroundZero> how are the quotes created?
<Trizzdog> magic
<GroundZero> don't be silly, only Freddie Mercury had magic
<UberJumper> no
<UberJumper> he had AIDS
<Trizzdog> magic
<GroundZero> don't be silly, only Freddie Mercury had magic
<UberJumper> no
<UberJumper> he had AIDS
(Hiigara) it's all...soft
<DrFurious> is murph like a mythical figure to all the newbies now
<DrFurious> cuz i actually thought he was ok
<DrFurious> but it amuses me that you all get upset when i call him a fag
<molo> don't you call everybody a fag
<DrFurious> yeah
<ExplodingPope> I only know he was a legend who could do no wrong
<molo> see
<ExplodingPope> and that he died in a drunk driving crash, is that correct?
<molo> they don't know murph
<molo> but they also don't know you
<molo> hhahahaha
<molo> THAT IS NOT CORRECT
<molo> AT ALL
<NovaBurn> FAIL
<Hiigara> WTF POPE
<Hiigara> TOTAL FAILURE
<DrFurious> he got hit by a train
<ExplodingPope> WTF
<DrFurious> (cuz he couldn't hear it)
<molo> haahhah
<ExplodingPope> wha?
<DrFurious> (lol)
<NovaBurn> hahaha
<NovaBurn> thats funny. murph would lol at that
<ExplodingPope> OK that is far less innocent than what I envisioned
<ExplodingPope> seriously? a fucking TRAIN?
<molo> no
<molo> it was one of those rubber-tire airport ones
<molo> that are like buses on tracks
<molo> you know
<molo> people-movers
<Kap> are we all riding the same bus to hell or are we taking separate cars?
<DrFurious> they honked their horn what more do you expect
<DrFurious> swerving isn't an option people
<DrFurious> cuz i actually thought he was ok
<DrFurious> but it amuses me that you all get upset when i call him a fag
<molo> don't you call everybody a fag
<DrFurious> yeah
<ExplodingPope> I only know he was a legend who could do no wrong
<molo> see
<ExplodingPope> and that he died in a drunk driving crash, is that correct?
<molo> they don't know murph
<molo> but they also don't know you
<molo> hhahahaha
<molo> THAT IS NOT CORRECT
<molo> AT ALL
<NovaBurn> FAIL
<Hiigara> WTF POPE
<Hiigara> TOTAL FAILURE
<DrFurious> he got hit by a train
<ExplodingPope> WTF
<DrFurious> (cuz he couldn't hear it)
<molo> haahhah
<ExplodingPope> wha?
<DrFurious> (lol)
<NovaBurn> hahaha
<NovaBurn> thats funny. murph would lol at that
<ExplodingPope> OK that is far less innocent than what I envisioned
<ExplodingPope> seriously? a fucking TRAIN?
<molo> no
<molo> it was one of those rubber-tire airport ones
<molo> that are like buses on tracks
<molo> you know
<molo> people-movers
<Kap> are we all riding the same bus to hell or are we taking separate cars?
<DrFurious> they honked their horn what more do you expect
<DrFurious> swerving isn't an option people
<Silentium> i server people at starfucks, so i need a voice
<Silentium> *starbucks
<Silentium> *starbucks
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<Kap> *** I has joined #homeworld <-- hahahaha
<Hablacraja> (00:06:36) ?? join: (I) (yo@33023F7C.B66A9CC7.C757620B.IP)
* I am better than you
<SquidDNA> Zell
<Hablacraja> get a real client
<Hablacraja> so there
* I know more about the universe than anyone here
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *!*@33023F7C.B66A9CC7.C757620B.IP
* I was kicked by SquidDNA (SquidDNA)
//Slightly OOC. But true! All true!//
<Kap> *** I has joined #homeworld <-- hahahaha
<Hablacraja> (00:06:36) ?? join: (I) (yo@33023F7C.B66A9CC7.C757620B.IP)
* I am better than you
<SquidDNA> Zell
<Hablacraja> get a real client
<Hablacraja> so there
* I know more about the universe than anyone here
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *!*@33023F7C.B66A9CC7.C757620B.IP
* I was kicked by SquidDNA (SquidDNA)
//Slightly OOC. But true! All true!//
<soul> i think you guys are missing one main point
<soul> you are arguing with hyper [about sex]
<bonnet> here comes soul witht he QDB one liner
<soul> its like fighting with a deaf guy on what music sounds like
<soul> he doesnt fucking know
<soul> you are arguing with hyper [about sex]
<bonnet> here comes soul witht he QDB one liner
<soul> its like fighting with a deaf guy on what music sounds like
<soul> he doesnt fucking know
<ionfish> riess don't go anywhere
<Riess> no promises
<Riess> I mean, why?
<Chrome> Riess I can help keep you occupied....
* Chrome puts pants on her head.
<ionfish> this channel is not a dating service
<Chrome> nevermind then
<Chrome> although "don't go anywhere" COULD be construed as a pickup line
<Starfisher> ion is more subtle
<Starfisher> you may never even know if he picked you up or not
<Riess> let's compare "don't go anywhere" to "*Chrome puts pants on her head", shall we?
<Riess> no promises
<Riess> I mean, why?
<Chrome> Riess I can help keep you occupied....
* Chrome puts pants on her head.
<ionfish> this channel is not a dating service
<Chrome> nevermind then
<Chrome> although "don't go anywhere" COULD be construed as a pickup line
<Starfisher> ion is more subtle
<Starfisher> you may never even know if he picked you up or not
<Riess> let's compare "don't go anywhere" to "*Chrome puts pants on her head", shall we?
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<IgnusDei> is it still a gay fantasy if i think of myself as a girl?
<IgnusDei> hm.
<IgnusDei> FOOD FOR THOUGHT
<IgnusDei> is it still a gay fantasy if i think of myself as a girl?
<IgnusDei> hm.
<IgnusDei> FOOD FOR THOUGHT
<Merturk_NB|work> i just realized something
<Merturk_NB|work> the dinosaurs from Jurrassic park can't be considered real dinosaurs
<Merturk_NB|work> the dinosaurs from Jurrassic park can't be considered real dinosaurs
<Tiresias> I know the internet is full of wackos
<Tiresias> but I wonder who the single wierdest person on the internet is
<Tiresias> there must be one who is definably the wierdest
<Tiresias> :|
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<Zepherian> hi folks
<Zepherian> and folkettes
<molo> good timing tir
<Tiresias> but I wonder who the single wierdest person on the internet is
<Tiresias> there must be one who is definably the wierdest
<Tiresias> :|
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<Zepherian> hi folks
<Zepherian> and folkettes
<molo> good timing tir
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<soul> it was afterwards where i just finished the bottle
<soul> :\
<soul> for the shot
<soul> the bottle covers my face though
<soul> hahhaha
<soul> i just thought as a joke
<soul> i should of pinched my nipple
<soul> ahhahhaha
<soul> nothing?
<IcecreamLtDan> nope, no arousal here
* soul checks to see if hes in #mormon
* IcecreamLtDan tugs
<IcecreamLtDan> nope, nothing yet, sorry
<deadguy> can't type, dealing with huge erection
<soul> hahahha
<IcecreamLtDan> I am getting old though
<soul> :\
<soul> for the shot
<soul> the bottle covers my face though
<soul> hahhaha
<soul> i just thought as a joke
<soul> i should of pinched my nipple
<soul> ahhahhaha
<soul> nothing?
<IcecreamLtDan> nope, no arousal here
* soul checks to see if hes in #mormon
* IcecreamLtDan tugs
<IcecreamLtDan> nope, nothing yet, sorry
<deadguy> can't type, dealing with huge erection
<soul> hahahha
<IcecreamLtDan> I am getting old though