Relic Community Quotes Database

<Murph> now I shall go to work
<Murph> later dolts
* Quits: Murph (Murph@D36978F2.E4776E58.264CA1B0.IP) (Quit: work sucks)

// note: Murph's final words to the Homeworld Community before his death

<Moe> Breaking news! Female visits #homeworld, residents go FUCKING APESHIT

<Druidika> does Football have a multiplayer mode?
<Moe> yeah, 22000 person FFA deathmatch mode
<Moe> also known as "stadium riots"

<Merturk_NB|work> o, and boobies are nice
<Merturk_NB|work> you would think, after looking at so many, i'd be bored with them
<Merturk_NB|work> but something keeps me facinated
* Merturk_NB|work has quit IRC ([irc.hwcommunity.com] Local kill by Moe ((Merturk_NB|work) you would think, after looking at so many, i'd be bored with them))
<Moe> GAWD
<Moe> fucking bragging
<Gaz> heh
<Moe> BOOBS THAT END IN .jpg DONT COUNT

<@Buggo> Moe has always had a surprise in his pants
<@Buggo> PARTY IN MOE'S PANTS

<SquidDNA> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POPUP EDIT WINDOW
<SquidDNA> WIN
<SquidDNA> OMG
<SquidDNA> WHO DID THAT?
<Druidika> ?
<SquidDNA> On the forums
<Druidika> do you mean the quickedit thingie?
<SquidDNA> Yes!
<SquidDNA> It's the most awesome thing since awesome!
<Druidika> that's been there since I joined the forums two years ago
<SquidDNA> You lie
<soul> um squid
<soul> (thats been around for a bit)
<Finaldeath> maybe its not on all skins or something
<SquidDNA> IT HAS NOT FUCKING BEEN THERE FOR A BIT
<SquidDNA> IT WAS NEVER THERE
<SquidDNA> IT JUST SHOWED UP
<SquidDNA> I swear to Dyn, my account is cursed
<SquidDNA> "Oh what Squid, you JUST NOW NOTICED the Pie-over-IP button?"
<SquidDNA> "We've been getting free pie for the past YEAR"
<SquidDNA> Wait what the hell
<SquidDNA> It's only on the very most recent post in the thread?
<SquidDNA> No wonder
<SquidDNA> Who the hell edits those
<Druidika> it's on all your posts
<SquidDNA> gl with the headphone hunt
<SquidDNA> No, Druidika, it isn't
<SquidDNA> WAIT WHAT THE HELL YES IT IS
<SquidDNA> IT WASN'T A SECOND AGO
<SquidDNA> I SWEAR
<SquidDNA> I CHECKED
<SquidDNA> Druidika
<SquidDNA> Stop fucking with me man
<SquidDNA> "Squid, you're naked."
<SquidDNA> "No I'm not.. WHAT THE HELL. I was fully clothed a second ago!"
<SquidDNA> Okay
<SquidDNA> This has gone on too much
* Quits: SquidDNA (Quit: Druidika is fucking with reality, WATCH HIM)

<Tyreal> btw, Question is still banned. :-p
<Squid|rlyeh> Well since Operserv banned him we don't know who really did it
<Da_Fish> Coke Zero will take 10 years to get to our shores
<Moe|away> I think it was delphy
<Moe|away> he's gone for the next week though
<Da_Fish> it was YOU MOE
<Moe|away> so we'll have to wait
<Moe|away> oh wait yes it was me
<Moe|away> why did I do that again

(Afoxi|Away) for instructions on how to enter the #dowbeta closed room, type: /timer 1337 2 /hop
(@remmington) LOL
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(@peer) oh god
(Slith) damn you!
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(@ani|fc) he's still /hopping....
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(Slith) Arrrgh
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(@remmington) LOL
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(@remmington) hahah

(@deadguy|work) it's fucking retarded to pull that on a newb
(yeeek) what happened?
(NovaBurn) most of us in the beta channel found it quite amusing
(NovaBurn) :D
(ani) i'm still grinnin
(NovaBurn) me too
(@deadguy|work) sure, maybe /timer 30
(@deadguy|work) not 1337
(Afoxi|ReallyAwa) * You were kicked from #dawnofwar by deadguy|work (that was a bad trick - do it again, and I'll g-line you)

<Moe> also, webalizer is stupid
<Moe> I tried installing it
<Moe> it bitches about not having a GD library
<Moe> and I'm all "use php's built-in one, foo"
<Moe> and webalizer is like "no homes dat shit be trippin"
<Moe> and then I realized that my programs are too gangsta for me

<Delphy> Also, moe is my lover and whatever he says is law.
<Delphy> <3
<Moe|away> Delphy
<Moe|away> my heart is jumping up and down
<Moe|away> due to an overdose of JOY
<Delphy> :D
<Moe|away> i wish to declare my love for you
<Delphy> You may do so
<Delphy> But only after I have kissed Squid on his lovely nose.
<Moe|away> alöskdfjöalsköashjölashglkjashwfliuwqer
<Moe|away> DELPHY
<Moe|away> YOU
<Moe|away> !!$!"§!!!!
<Moe|away> DONT DO THAT AGAIN
<Delphy> Do what?
<Moe|away> I WAS TAKING A SIP FROM MY GLASS
<Delphy> mwahaha
<Moe|away> christ, i've got juice all over the keyboard
<Moe|away> AND THE SCREEN
<Moe|away> FFS
* Delphy falls over laughing
* Moe|away wanders off to clean up this mess

<Afoxi> ouch, i clicked on my youtube profile and i read this at the bottom: Friends - You have no Friends.

<Druidika> I thought knockers were boobies
<Moe> as did i
<Moe> It's odd how fascinating boobies are
<Moe> If I was a woman I doubt I'd get anything done
<Moe> I'd be "OMG BOOBIES" all day long

<Cable> Bah I need a free MMO
<molo> hear about Outside?
<Cable> I'll check it out... is it out yet?
<molo> been out for a while
<Cable> Got a linky?
<molo> it's around somewhere
<molo> try your front door

<Moe> I spent five years studying physics
<Moe> I won't give up now
<Moe> fucking theophys
<Moe> I WILL DESTROY YOU
<Lor3-16> i regret not finishing mine whenever im job hunting!!
<celtti> moe, you are like 38 year old, yes?
<Moe> I will destroy you too, celtti
* Moe is YOUNG

<Moe|away> speaking of which
<rem> our house
<Moe|away> I have lab classes atm, right
<rem> :|
<rem> like
<rem> right now?
<Moe|away> so there's always this guy who is an assistant to the professor
<Moe|away> no you dolt
<Moe|away> at this point in the semester I mean
<Moe|away> anyhow
<Moe|away> he has to do a sort of small exam before each experiment with us
<Moe|away> Last time, we had this guy from canada. He seemed nice, but was some sort of authority person, what with the tests and him grading my shit and all
<Moe|away> so two weeks ago, I go to this party
<Moe|away> suddenly someone punches me in the shoulder
<Moe|away> I look up, and its my assistant, drunk as fuck, beer bottle in each hand, screaming at the top of his lungs "80s POP RULES"

<IgnusDei> i hate my BROTHER
<IgnusDei> and MY SISTER
<Hyperian> i love your sister
<IgnusDei> no you wouldn't
<IgnusDei> oh sure the sex is great at first
<IgnusDei> but then she's such a bitch

<Squid|coffee> Her art is not really my thing
<Squid|coffee> However
<Squid|coffee> She is Mad Scientist Squid Kid
<Squid|coffee> She must be mine
<Squid|coffee> ..she's like fifteen
<Squid|coffee> neverfuckingmind
<Squid|coffee> Yeah that'd be fantastic
<Afoxi> Current Age: 13
<Squid|coffee> I said never fucking mind

<Moe|study> ok so I played a bit of DC lately
<Moe|study> and it's a very loud game
<Moe|study> someone kept shouting at me
<Moe|study> THIS IS THE JUDGEMENT OF THE RIGHTEOUS, SCUM!
<Moe|study> so i deleted the unit
<Moe|study> ZING

<Nova|out> cant find my debit card
<Nova|out> not in my wallet
<Nova|out> no idea where it is
* Druidika whistles
<UberJumper> leave it at the debit machine?
* deadguy does slight of hand
<UberJumper> call your bank?
<Nova|out> no i used it yesterday
<Weavern> pockets?
<deadguy> pickpockets?
<Nova|out> checked the clothes i was wearing yesterday
<Nova|out> no i doubt that
* SquidDNA went through this a week ago
* IcecreamLtDan notices his wallet is considerably fatter
<UberJumper> car?
<UberJumper> bag?
<SquidDNA> Well it was my whole wallet
<Nova|out> checked tehre
<deadguy> hooker?
<SquidDNA> Retrace your steps
<SquidDNA> That's the best way
<UberJumper> ohhh hooker
* SquidDNA loses things a lot
<Nova|out> JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY ATM DEADIE
<deadguy> ATM
<deadguy> THAT'S FUNNY
<UberJumper> ahahahaha
<Druidika> haha
<Nova|out> ASSHOLE
<UberJumper> that's hillarious
<SquidDNA> :D

<Mechafoxi> CONGRATULATIONS TO SOUL ON HIS HIGH-PRIESTHOODNESS
<Kushan> he's still short
<Mechafoxi> well
<Mechafoxi> CONGRATULATIONS TO SOUL ON HIS SHORT-PRIESTHOODNESS

<Moe|study> Subject: Erections like steel
<Moe|study> WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THESE

<ceejayoz> Nova pines only for Grace Park
<soul> pines.. that is putting it mildly
<soul> thats like saying 'soul is not tall'
<Moe|away> or 'cj is feminine'
<soul> hahah
* Moe|away cowers

<molo> everything ignus says on join is awkward
<molo> i don't think it has ever been normal
<molo> like
<molo> hi
<molo> or
<molo> sup
<molo> it's always 'my parents just remarried' or 'i dream about sex with my sister'

* Jinkguns sniffles
<Jinkguns> hug?
<soul> hugs are for equals
<soul> bend over

<Moe> rated M for Moe!
<Moe> wheee!