Relic Community Quotes Database

<Squid|revision> I had a fever in college and awoke with the unmistakable impression that I was Chairman Cheng-Zi Yang, and I was engaged in a battle with mysterious foes to play connect the dots with the four primary nodes of being that defined the universe

<Dyntheos> YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME WITH YOUR HAPPYNESS AND MAKING UP

<Chrome> Squid if you'd be so kind to give me ops I can help kick Hiig whenever he says something stupid
<Hiigara> Chrome, you'd have to kick me every time I say something

<SquidDNA> He passed Rosemont when it was his next stop THREE TIMES
<SquidDNA> That's pretty fucking drunk
<soul> who hasnt had that happen:\
<soul> actually i never had that happen
<soul> passed out on a floor
<soul> a couch
<soul> a bathroom
<soul> a car
<soul> in a booth
<soul> a cab
<soul> leaning against a door that wasnt there
<soul> a company function
<soul> but not a train
<soul> what a dork
<soul> loser

* Sajuuk brings himself to bear!
* Sajuuk fires his own main gun!
<Hiigara> Sajuuk - that's just wrong
* Sajuuk wins
<Hiigara> stop playing with yourself
<MakaanFangirl> LOL
<Sajuuk> XD
<TF-Fangirl> omg
<TF-Fangirl> lol

Note: TF = Kelly

<Tiresias> housewarming houses are fun
<Dimension> housewarming houses
<Tiresias> except when the house is much better than yours and far away
<Tiresias> *partis
<Tiresias> PARTIES
<Dimension> sounds like some weird sexual fetish
<Dimension> house on house action
<Tiresias> bleh /me lets his brain go ahve a rest in the bahamas
<Dimension> gettin each other hot
<Da_Fish> UNF
<Dimension> "OMG BLOW MY CHIMNEY
<Tiresias> semi detachable
<Da_Fish> LIGHT MY FIRE
<Dimension> FONDLE MY FUNDAMENT

<Tiresias> we can but ream squid
<Tiresias> *dream

<celtti> I should turn to gay just to fuck with inq
<celtti> wait
<celtti> I didn't mean it like that

<Khet_> how much do you want to be that dan's pic will feature a cat
<Khet_> ?
<IcecreamLtDan> Well, I can always put up the pic of me in bed with your mom
<dreddnott> oh, from last night?
<dreddnott> yeah, that was a blast
<Khet_> burn on Khet
<IcecreamLtDan> how much do you wanna bet Khet will think twice before posting something like that in the future

<Hablacraja> my laptop is submerged in a bath of coolant
<Hablacraja> supercooled virgin blood plasma
<Hablacraja> i have to go to the nearby middle school every few days to refill
<BlackStar> Habla, these days, even that's not early enough.
<BlackStar> Soon enough, the only reliable source will be kindergarten.
<Aegelward> using your own must be easier

<GazDoz> CHRYS'S PENIS IS EVIL
<Gblaze> I liked it.

<sleep> i knwo
<sleep> alopw
<sleep> know
<sleep> mogjt
<sleep> bingt
<sleep> night
<sleep> hate when finges ;ined up worng
<sleep> fingers
<sleep> lined
<sleep> worng
<sleep> wornt
<sleep> wronmg
<sleep> fuck it night

<NovaBurn> omfg i want that in my mouth now

<Moe> Akra, no raise for you
<Moe> unless you clean the mod forums
<Moe> someone keeps shuffling all the files in buggos porn stash
<Moe> I mean flower collection
<Moe> and someone needs to finish the potty training for the cat
<Moe> right now it keeps making a mess on the carpet
<Moe> and I don't have to tell you how expensive a sabretooth tiger fur carpet is

<IgnusDei> hm
<IgnusDei> i wonder how scientologists view homosexuality?
<Hablacraja> profitable

<SquidDNA> I'm calling attention to the fact that there's really nothing funny or clever about replacing parts of company's names with other symbols or words which you think better describe them
<Haborym> MOAR LIEK
<Haborym> SQUIDPMS

<Chrysophylax> my cat's such a pussy
<Chrysophylax> he doesn't know wether he'll purr next to me or go eat
<Chrysophylax> so he's like
<Chrysophylax> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr om nom nom rrrrrrrrr
<Fedman> chrys wins the random wtf comment for the day

<soul> passed out in the washroom
<soul> almost knocked a guys 3 yr old over in the washroom
<soul> since my friends are dicks
<soul> and didnt say that any one else was in there
<soul> 'hey greg.. you ok'
<soul> 'yea man.. just throwing up.. will be out in a minute, order me a drink if the waitress stops by'
<soul> so in all my short glory
<soul> i stumble out of the stall
<soul> and leapfrog this kid
<soul> who of course most have the worlds tallest father
<soul> so there i am thinking 'wow this how it ends.. drunk and get killed in a family friendly restaurant washroom'
<soul> luckily i managed to say 'hey'
<soul> and get the hell out
<Nerin> Saved by the "hey"?
<soul> i said it really awesome
<soul> like an awesome hey
<soul> if getting pity from a stranger means i live another day so be it
<Hyperian> world's tallest father or just a person taller than you
<soul> he seemed really really tall
<soul> not just normal tall
<treb|CoHfee> the adventures of soul

<UberJumper> la la la
<NovaBurn> uber knows things
<NovaBurn> i sense scheming
<SquidDNA> ???
<deadguy> heh
<deadguy> he's totally got that little-girl-twisting-her-hair-because-she's-oh-so-innocent-and-don't-you-know-it look going on
<NovaBurn> indeed.
<SquidDNA> Why do you think this
<SquidDNA> He just came in and said la la la
<NovaBurn> exactly.
<deadguy> that's just uber's way of not blabbing his latest scoop
<deadguy> because he likes seeing us squirm
<SquidDNA> I thought he was testing his connection :/
<molo> yes
<molo> his connection to our SOULS

<Bowkers|uni> a girl is looking at her horoscope next to me
<Heretic> touch her
<Heretic> the stars are telling you to
<Bowkers|uni> the stars are telling me to laugh at her
<oxy> it's fate
<Bowkers|uni> but I won't
<SquidDNA> tell her that the stars told you that you should be together
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> tell her that your stars are totally compatible with her st ars
<Bowkers|uni> bit of a problem here guys
<Bowkers|uni> she's pretty hot
<SquidDNA> see above
<oxy> wait how is that a problem?
<Jal-18> ask her if she needs a place to live
<Jal-18> two birds, one stone
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> ask her if she wants to align her stars with you
<oxy> if she were ugly that would be a problem for the proposed course of action
<SquidDNA> Jal wins
<SquidDNA> Ask her if she needs a place to live
<Someguy|work> heh
<SquidDNA> Together with the holocaust books
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> ask her what her thoughts on jews are in that case
<Bowkers|uni> and I keep laughing at IRC, which may look like I'm laughing at the Holocaust :/
<SquidDNA> it will be the most intereting thing that happens to her all week
<oxy> ask her if she believes in determinism
<Bowkers|uni> She's a cancer
<oxy> if yes, tell her you two are meant to be together
<Jal-18> don't say that
<SquidDNA> A CANCER ON SOCIETY
<Jal-18> do not say that to her
<oxy> THE INTERNET MADE ME DO IT
<Bowkers|uni> THE INTERNET MADE ME TOUCH YOU
<oxy> yeah, sounds like a convenient excuse to touch hot girls
<SquidDNA> "The internet wants me to kill you, but I think I should take care of you instead. Do you believe in determinism?"
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> bowkers make a move before its too late
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> or we will ridicule you forever
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> "hey i'm bowkers let's make out"
<Pijama> HAVE MAD SEXORS
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> on top of your holocaust books
<SquidDNA> "are you into genocide?"
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> if you say it all with a german accent i will pay you fifty dollars
<Bowkers|uni> she looked at me in disgust and logged off...I didn't even say anything! But her name is Daniella
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> hahahahaha
<Bowkers|uni> (I was staring at her screen)
<Bowkers|uni> it was the most awkward experience of my life just then
<SquidDNA> But
<Bowkers|uni> her disdain in her eyes
<Bowkers|uni> :(
<SquidDNA> It could have been a hundred times more awkward
<SquidDNA> You really let that go by
<SquidDNA> :(
<oxy> b, then don't leave her with that impression
<SquidDNA> Run after her
<SquidDNA> "Wait!"
<Bowkers|uni> What chase her?
<SquidDNA> "I believe in determinism!"

<skibb> wtf is nickop
<Druidika> it's Moe's secondary account

<Nova|sleeps> so how was the bahamas bitch
<deadguy> there was a hurricane
<deadguy> it was very wet
<deadguy> and a lot of things flew around
<deadguy> and then I had no money
<deadguy> it was like being with a hooker

<soul> its not gay if its for a friend

<Hyperian> soul are you a good drinker?
<soul> i have only slept on a bathroom floor once
<soul> so i would say i do ok
<soul> i threw up all night
<soul> for 12 hrs
<soul> i had 4 carbombs and 3 beers in 30 minutes
<soul> didnt eat anything before all day
<soul> and i was stupid cause we put way to much whiskey in the shot glass
...
<GeneralNukeEm> at least soul owns his toilet
<soul> nukem.. dont help.. i was at a friends bday party for that:(
<soul> i asked for a blanket
<soul> i got a towel
<soul> which i was so messed up
<soul> i thought it was a blanket
<soul> so i wake up and asked for a blanket
<soul> they gave me another towel
<soul> i thought that was a blanket too:\
<Hyperian> this friends birthday party better not be like some 12 year old kid
<soul> she was 16
<soul> fuck you

<Drunkmension> one second here, which one of you is drunk right now?
<Chrysophylax> me
<Chrysophylax> i thnigk
<Chrysophylax> thnkg
<Chrysophylax> ,...
<Chrysophylax> omk i give up