Relic Community Quotes Database

<Chrysophylax> my cat's such a pussy
<Chrysophylax> he doesn't know wether he'll purr next to me or go eat
<Chrysophylax> so he's like
<Chrysophylax> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr om nom nom rrrrrrrrr
<Fedman> chrys wins the random wtf comment for the day

<pH14> how do i put ppl on ignore again?
<pH14> >:{
<Hand> Alt + F4
* pH14 has quit IRC (Quit: "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do." --Confucious)
* pH14 has joined #homeworld
<pH14> YOU LIAER
<Hand> hahahahahaha

<soul> passed out in the washroom
<soul> almost knocked a guys 3 yr old over in the washroom
<soul> since my friends are dicks
<soul> and didnt say that any one else was in there
<soul> 'hey greg.. you ok'
<soul> 'yea man.. just throwing up.. will be out in a minute, order me a drink if the waitress stops by'
<soul> so in all my short glory
<soul> i stumble out of the stall
<soul> and leapfrog this kid
<soul> who of course most have the worlds tallest father
<soul> so there i am thinking 'wow this how it ends.. drunk and get killed in a family friendly restaurant washroom'
<soul> luckily i managed to say 'hey'
<soul> and get the hell out
<Nerin> Saved by the "hey"?
<soul> i said it really awesome
<soul> like an awesome hey
<soul> if getting pity from a stranger means i live another day so be it
<Hyperian> world's tallest father or just a person taller than you
<soul> he seemed really really tall
<soul> not just normal tall
<treb|CoHfee> the adventures of soul

<UberJumper> la la la
<NovaBurn> uber knows things
<NovaBurn> i sense scheming
<SquidDNA> ???
<deadguy> heh
<deadguy> he's totally got that little-girl-twisting-her-hair-because-she's-oh-so-innocent-and-don't-you-know-it look going on
<NovaBurn> indeed.
<SquidDNA> Why do you think this
<SquidDNA> He just came in and said la la la
<NovaBurn> exactly.
<deadguy> that's just uber's way of not blabbing his latest scoop
<deadguy> because he likes seeing us squirm
<SquidDNA> I thought he was testing his connection :/
<molo> yes
<molo> his connection to our SOULS

<SquidDNA> also did you know this, it's hilarious, molo is apparently slang for 'penis' in some languages and dialects
<SquidDNA> awesome, right?
<SquidDNA> I wonder if he knows that
<molo> wait whoa WHAT
<molo> stop the presses
<molo> what language
<SquidDNA> FORTRAN

<Bowkers|uni> a girl is looking at her horoscope next to me
<Heretic> touch her
<Heretic> the stars are telling you to
<Bowkers|uni> the stars are telling me to laugh at her
<oxy> it's fate
<Bowkers|uni> but I won't
<SquidDNA> tell her that the stars told you that you should be together
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> tell her that your stars are totally compatible with her st ars
<Bowkers|uni> bit of a problem here guys
<Bowkers|uni> she's pretty hot
<SquidDNA> see above
<oxy> wait how is that a problem?
<Jal-18> ask her if she needs a place to live
<Jal-18> two birds, one stone
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> ask her if she wants to align her stars with you
<oxy> if she were ugly that would be a problem for the proposed course of action
<SquidDNA> Jal wins
<SquidDNA> Ask her if she needs a place to live
<Someguy|work> heh
<SquidDNA> Together with the holocaust books
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> ask her what her thoughts on jews are in that case
<Bowkers|uni> and I keep laughing at IRC, which may look like I'm laughing at the Holocaust :/
<SquidDNA> it will be the most intereting thing that happens to her all week
<oxy> ask her if she believes in determinism
<Bowkers|uni> She's a cancer
<oxy> if yes, tell her you two are meant to be together
<Jal-18> don't say that
<SquidDNA> A CANCER ON SOCIETY
<Jal-18> do not say that to her
<oxy> THE INTERNET MADE ME DO IT
<Bowkers|uni> THE INTERNET MADE ME TOUCH YOU
<oxy> yeah, sounds like a convenient excuse to touch hot girls
<SquidDNA> "The internet wants me to kill you, but I think I should take care of you instead. Do you believe in determinism?"
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> bowkers make a move before its too late
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> or we will ridicule you forever
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> "hey i'm bowkers let's make out"
<Pijama> HAVE MAD SEXORS
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> on top of your holocaust books
<SquidDNA> "are you into genocide?"
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> if you say it all with a german accent i will pay you fifty dollars
<Bowkers|uni> she looked at me in disgust and logged off...I didn't even say anything! But her name is Daniella
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> hahahahaha
<Bowkers|uni> (I was staring at her screen)
<Bowkers|uni> it was the most awkward experience of my life just then
<SquidDNA> But
<Bowkers|uni> her disdain in her eyes
<Bowkers|uni> :(
<SquidDNA> It could have been a hundred times more awkward
<SquidDNA> You really let that go by
<SquidDNA> :(
<oxy> b, then don't leave her with that impression
<SquidDNA> Run after her
<SquidDNA> "Wait!"
<Bowkers|uni> What chase her?
<SquidDNA> "I believe in determinism!"

@soul|FL: porn is because too many women say no
<Dyn|work> porn is because too many women say no... to soul
<nikky> no soul not even if you paid me
<soul|FL> what if i paid you a lot

(Murph) btw
(Murph) this chick at work
(Murph) has an ass that can crush a beer can
(Murph) unf unf

<Druidika|CoH> I know of nothing of a CoH beta

<celtti> best relationship I've ever had? My cat

<Hyperian> soul are you a good drinker?
<soul> i have only slept on a bathroom floor once
<soul> so i would say i do ok
<soul> i threw up all night
<soul> for 12 hrs
<soul> i had 4 carbombs and 3 beers in 30 minutes
<soul> didnt eat anything before all day
<soul> and i was stupid cause we put way to much whiskey in the shot glass
...
<GeneralNukeEm> at least soul owns his toilet
<soul> nukem.. dont help.. i was at a friends bday party for that:(
<soul> i asked for a blanket
<soul> i got a towel
<soul> which i was so messed up
<soul> i thought it was a blanket
<soul> so i wake up and asked for a blanket
<soul> they gave me another towel
<soul> i thought that was a blanket too:\
<Hyperian> this friends birthday party better not be like some 12 year old kid
<soul> she was 16
<soul> fuck you

<reki> ah crap I guess I should delete my search input box history
<reki> looking for "14 year old girl pictures" probably isnt a good thing to have in there

<Drunkmension> one second here, which one of you is drunk right now?
<Chrysophylax> me
<Chrysophylax> i thnigk
<Chrysophylax> thnkg
<Chrysophylax> ,...
<Chrysophylax> omk i give up

* c0h has joined #homeworld
<SquidDNA> Look everyone
<SquidDNA> Relic's latest game has become self aware

<Tiresias> BSG lacks hot people
<molo> you mean hot MEN
<Tiresias> yes
<Mikk> besides the sexbots, the hot ones, what do you need?
<Mikk> erm
* Mikk is slow
<Mikk> nm

<Beast> is it me? or has skibb basicly vanished?
<Khet> he ran out of sugar cereal and had to power down

(Buggo) Girls?
(Buggo) Bah
(Buggo) Girls are lame
(Buggo) If I had my choice, there would be no girls in the world
(Buggo) Everypne would be male
(Buggo) And play Xbox all day

<soul> squiids
<soul> we are ircking
<soul> rokcing
<soul> ricking
<soul> i hate meylsef
<soul> myself
<NovaBurn> this is classic
<soul> :
<soul> (*
<soul> :*
<soul> :(
<NovaBurn> hah
<Squid|rlyeh> :*)
<Squid|rlyeh> [22:01] <soul> lets slock somes hit
<Squid|rlyeh> [22:01] <soul> shit
<Squid|rlyeh> [22:01] <soul> lcokg
<Squid|rlyeh> SOMEONE TAKE HIS KEYS AWAY
<soul> hahahah
* Adonis makes sure soul's lock gun is secure in the arms room.
<Squid|rlyeh> I'm glad I got up for this
<soul> :*
<soul> :(
<bonnet> Roflol
<bonnet> SOul hammered, thats a new one
<bonnet> :p

<Tiresias> if you melt the solar ice caps you flood the planet with Jews?
<deathsabyss> global warming
<deathsabyss> hitlers greatest fear
<Mnementh> it was his final soloution
<Jinkguns> indeed
<Jinkguns> and it is the souls of the jews he killed that is warming the atmosphere
<Jinkguns> ironic is it not?
<Jinkguns> I say we ban Jewish souls
<Unk> Jew's have souls?!?!?!?!
<Unk> just combine them with muslim souls
<Unk> it's like antimatter
<Unk> the perfect power source for a giant robot hitler

<Mirehn> plan tonight, is to sleep with ex's worst enemy
<Zeph|EVE> her dad?
<Mirehn> I think that would be appropriate retribution

// awesome timing!

<BmB> Så går vi i Danmark-modus.
<Hablacraja> you'll have to wait for crimson to show up to speak your moonlanguage here
<Hablacraja> and he's pretty much retarded, so have fun with that

[22:43] <Jinkguns> http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/ptech/06/18/iphone.battery.ap/index.html
[22:48] <SquidDNA> I read that
[22:48] <SquidDNA> Jink what if you had to choose between that and your girlfriend
[22:52] <Jinkguns> Squid.
[22:52] <Jinkguns> I would choose my girlfriend.
[22:52] <SquidDNA> I would tell her that it took you four minutes to come to a decision Jink
[22:53] <SquidDNA> And then you would have neither

// timestamp doesn't lie!

<Riess|unistuff> *sigh* I hate Meteorology
<SquidDNA> Imagine how the meteors feel
<Riess|unistuff> *badum-tshhh*
<Aegelward> i'm sure it burns them up
* SquidDNA rimshot!

<Hiigara> The flowers you sent me were lovely, but I wish you hadn't sent them.
<Hiigara> From my point of view there is nothing between us and never will be so
<Hiigara> you sending me anything is a bit inappropriate. I really just hope that
<Hiigara> you move on and are happy. I will be mailing you the necklace because
<Hiigara> I cannot accept it. I'm sorry.
<Hiigara> motherfucker
<Hiigara> I HATE COPY PASTE
* Quits: Hiigara (Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.1 :: www.regroup-esports.com ))

<Tails> ugh
<Tails> ive never had to hide from a girl before =/
<Caylin> Tails: why did you have to hide
<Tails> im not hiding so much as Im avoiding talking to her
<Tails> but with her persistence, 'hiding' just may be the appropriate word
<Pijama> meh, just tell us what you said
<Trinity> telling her it was 8 inches is not a huge lie
<Caylin> lol what did you tell her?
<Pijama> lol
<Caylin> "I'm hiv negative?"
<Pijama> haha
<Trinity> I've had a vasectomy?
<Caylin> I'm not your brother?
<Pijama> ROFL
<Tails> you guys are awesome :)
<Trinity> I never slept with your sister?
<Pijama> XD
<Caylin> Thanks tails
<Pijama> tails, come on
<Trinity> men don't interest me?
<Tails> wow trinity is on a roll here
<Caylin> we are just gonna keep guessing
<Pijama> she is right
<Kushan> rofl
<Kushan> i love this channel :P
<Trinity> I'll marry you if we have sex?