Relic Community Quotes Database

(Buggo) Girls?
(Buggo) Bah
(Buggo) Girls are lame
(Buggo) If I had my choice, there would be no girls in the world
(Buggo) Everypne would be male
(Buggo) And play Xbox all day

<Buggo|away> Yup
<Buggo|away> I'm more like a lampshade now
<Buggo|away> I prefer it that way ^_^
<Kalimac> :P
* Riess turns Buggo on

<Tiresias> if you melt the solar ice caps you flood the planet with Jews?
<deathsabyss> global warming
<deathsabyss> hitlers greatest fear
<Mnementh> it was his final soloution
<Jinkguns> indeed
<Jinkguns> and it is the souls of the jews he killed that is warming the atmosphere
<Jinkguns> ironic is it not?
<Jinkguns> I say we ban Jewish souls
<Unk> Jew's have souls?!?!?!?!
<Unk> just combine them with muslim souls
<Unk> it's like antimatter
<Unk> the perfect power source for a giant robot hitler

<a1> there must be a little baghdad in missouri
<ZellCrustacean> 'course there is
<Tails> what do they have there?
<a1> insurgents
<molo> little ones

[22:43] <Jinkguns> http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/ptech/06/18/iphone.battery.ap/index.html
[22:48] <SquidDNA> I read that
[22:48] <SquidDNA> Jink what if you had to choose between that and your girlfriend
[22:52] <Jinkguns> Squid.
[22:52] <Jinkguns> I would choose my girlfriend.
[22:52] <SquidDNA> I would tell her that it took you four minutes to come to a decision Jink
[22:53] <SquidDNA> And then you would have neither

// timestamp doesn't lie!

<Away|p0k> we have so much in common
<Away|p0k> we should get married
<Away|p0k> you'd be the bitch, obviously
<Deathwings> Ok. then we get a divorce, and I get the house, the car, the dog
<Away|p0k> deal
<Away|p0k> i'll be along later with the petrol and fire lighters
<Squid|DNA> Best prenup ever

<Hiigara> The flowers you sent me were lovely, but I wish you hadn't sent them.
<Hiigara> From my point of view there is nothing between us and never will be so
<Hiigara> you sending me anything is a bit inappropriate. I really just hope that
<Hiigara> you move on and are happy. I will be mailing you the necklace because
<Hiigara> I cannot accept it. I'm sorry.
<Hiigara> motherfucker
<Hiigara> I HATE COPY PASTE
* Quits: Hiigara (Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.1 :: www.regroup-esports.com ))

<Tails> ugh
<Tails> ive never had to hide from a girl before =/
<Caylin> Tails: why did you have to hide
<Tails> im not hiding so much as Im avoiding talking to her
<Tails> but with her persistence, 'hiding' just may be the appropriate word
<Pijama> meh, just tell us what you said
<Trinity> telling her it was 8 inches is not a huge lie
<Caylin> lol what did you tell her?
<Pijama> lol
<Caylin> "I'm hiv negative?"
<Pijama> haha
<Trinity> I've had a vasectomy?
<Caylin> I'm not your brother?
<Pijama> ROFL
<Tails> you guys are awesome :)
<Trinity> I never slept with your sister?
<Pijama> XD
<Caylin> Thanks tails
<Pijama> tails, come on
<Trinity> men don't interest me?
<Tails> wow trinity is on a roll here
<Caylin> we are just gonna keep guessing
<Pijama> she is right
<Kushan> rofl
<Kushan> i love this channel :P
<Trinity> I'll marry you if we have sex?

<Innonexess> Thrift?
<LeftWing> Oh you mean 'vintage'
<SquidDNA> Vintage just means old
<Aegelward> not to a hipster
<Aegelward> it meens IRONIC COOL
<LeftWing> Indeed.
<ani> vintage wine is just OLD!
<ani> shit, i have a condom in my wallet that could be classed as vintage
<ani> quote that and die.

// ruh roh!

<Ulti> anyone having youtube problems?
<Slow_Runner> yes
<Slow_Runner> people keep linking to it

<SquidDNA> sweet
<SquidDNA> The sun is shining
<SquidDNA> The birds are singing
<SquidDNA> And I nailed two cheating fucktards
<Fixer-at-work> What game be that?
<SquidDNA> "Graduate from college"

<celtti> 545 emails in my spamfolder
<Inq> well celtti, do you need penis lengthening and or viagra?
<celtti> well, I haven't received any complaints
<Inq> celtti, your hand cant complain.

<Mirehn_Bielann> I REMEMBER!
<Mirehn_Bielann> FUCKING MY SISTER!
<Mirehn_Bielann> KICK KICK
<Mirehn_Bielann> oh man...
<Hablacraja> what
<Zepherian> wtf?
<Mirehn_Bielann> too much Rocky Horror for me...
<Retro> You remember fucking your sister?
<Mirehn_Bielann> lol
<Mirehn_Bielann> it's a callback line from the Rocky Horror Picture Show
<IgnusDei> i am officially dethroned

<Zepherian> hello metrosexual
<danger> zeph
<danger> don't hate me because i'm pretty
<Zepherian> you got both assumptions there wrong
<Zepherian> a) I dont hate you
<Zepherian> b) purty?
<danger> let me re word
<danger> without assumptions
<danger> don't appear to hate me because many girls want this

<GroundZero> how are the quotes created?
<Trizzdog> magic
<GroundZero> don't be silly, only Freddie Mercury had magic
<UberJumper> no
<UberJumper> he had AIDS

<Afoxi> #hw is getting more and more disturbing by the minute.
<Chrome> it's only Zeph. :/
<Chrome> he's generally a bit disturbing at times
<Stradetch-Fanboi> its the nose
<Stradetch-Fanboi> it takes to much blood form his head
<Stradetch-Fanboi> result: he types without thinking
<Afoxi> LMAO
<Chrome> omg, it MUST BE TRUE

[16:04] <Caesar_lab> I just got laid this weekend ffs
[16:04] <Caesar_lab> well, I had to basically explain sex to her
[16:04] <Caesar_lab> because apparently she's clueless
[16:04] <Mirehn|NWN2> ROFL
[16:04] <drUnk> how old was she caesar?
[16:04] <Mirehn|NWN2> then that wasn't sex Caesar
[16:04] <Caesar_lab> 19
[16:04] <Mirehn|NWN2> that was masturbation
[16:04] <Mirehn|NWN2> with a doll
[16:05] <drUnk> rofl
[16:05] <Caesar_lab> lol
[16:05] <Caesar_lab> and
[16:05] <Caesar_lab> AND
[16:05] <Caesar_lab> I had the fucking Portal song in my head the WHOLE TIME

—› join: (Kap)
<Kap> HAI ART
<Fedman> hi kapo
<Kap> Kapo...
<Kap> I make it easy
<Hiro> kappy
<Kap> and yet people still botch it
<Kap> K
<Kap> a
<Kap> p
<Hiro> o

<Hangfire> hmmm
<Hangfire> has the forum ever had a circumcision thread?
<Hand> we did, but it was cut short
<Hangfire> bdum tish

<hiro> if tiresias was wearing a swarmer costume, i'd do him
<Jianaran> ...
<hiro> errr...
<hiro> hypothetically
<Jianaran> hiro...
<Weavern> well tiresias you know what your new halloween costume is

<Salamander> damn
<Salamander> I have a very long scratch down my leg
<Salamander> bloody ferrets
<Salamander> it hurts like hell
<Obtuse> stop putting ferrets down your trousers?
<Tiresias> that would seem the obvious solution but not the best one

<Kushan> this guy from india wanted to cyber with me once
<Kushan> i figured i'd really gross him out
<Tyr`> haha nice
<Kushan> but he was actually a really big pervert
<Kushan> and freaked me out rofl
<Kushan> i'm not easy to freak out :<
<Kushan> i've always had a fear of people from india since

<Kushan> wiki is for communists
<Cable> I'm fucking Stalin then

<Kovac-work> so.... Paladin is kinda violent then?
<ceejayoz> yes Kovac
<ceejayoz> well
<ceejayoz> not in real life
<molo> he wants us to think he's cool and badass and violent
<ceejayoz> he does like to talk about how he'd flip out over a minor insult
<ceejayoz> but apparently he's never actually met someone who has pissed him off enough

<IgnusDei> well shit
<IgnusDei> i tried drawing something new
<IgnusDei> but i can't think of anything cool
<molo> did it have a square crotch