Relic Community Quotes Database

<OneRedPanther> don't suppose any of you go raving (or at the very least, to nightclubs?)
<reki> i hate ravers
<eTombotron> raving is for fagots
<ung> ravers are fucking faggots
<soul> ravers are fuckups.. thats the bottom line
<skibb> ravers are ass rammers
<ung-slep> i think you should think about getting some smaller pants, raver fag.

<Buggo|away> PIKE
<Buggo|away> COME OUT TONIGHT YOU LOSER
<Buggo|away> Or
<Buggo|away> Shun me again
<Buggo|away> Like you always do
<SquidDNA> Allie, it must be hard
<Buggo|away> It's so hard
<SquidDNA> But
<SquidDNA> You cannot try to cage Pike
<SquidDNA> Because he's already in a cage, on the roof
<Buggo|away> hahaha
<SquidDNA> But it's his cage, not yours

<Starblade> HOMEWORLD: THE TEXT ADVENTURE
<Gblaze> Ye find yeself on yon docking bay..
<Gblaze> Ye see target drones.
<Gblaze> Obvious exits are Nort, South and Karak.
<Starblade> <get ye drones>
<Gblaze> *North
<Fixer-at-work> You cannot get ye drones.
<Gblaze> Ye can't get Ye drones.
<Fixer-at-work> Forsooth!
<Starblade> <go Kharak>
<Gblaze> Ye gop to north, ye find a Taiidan fleet out to get you. You are dead.
<Starblade> <ACCESS>

Chrysophylax dresses Beast in a police uniform and drops him at the blue oyster
<Beast> :D~
<Beast> wait that emote was badly timed
<Beast> shit

<Kushan> this guy from india wanted to cyber with me once
<Kushan> i figured i'd really gross him out
<Tyr`> haha nice
<Kushan> but he was actually a really big pervert
<Kushan> and freaked me out rofl
<Kushan> i'm not easy to freak out :<
<Kushan> i've always had a fear of people from india since

<Akranadas> Whos IgnusDC?
<Akranadas> Answer me! >_<
* Question slaps Akranadas around a bit with a smaaaaaalllmonket
<Akranadas> What Question
<Question> ignusdei
<Question> you know?
<Akranadas> no
<IgnusDC> the artist?
<Question> yiou may know him as the incest guy on quote DB

<Kovac-work> so.... Paladin is kinda violent then?
<ceejayoz> yes Kovac
<ceejayoz> well
<ceejayoz> not in real life
<molo> he wants us to think he's cool and badass and violent
<ceejayoz> he does like to talk about how he'd flip out over a minor insult
<ceejayoz> but apparently he's never actually met someone who has pissed him off enough

<IgnusDei> well shit
<IgnusDei> i tried drawing something new
<IgnusDei> but i can't think of anything cool
<molo> did it have a square crotch

<deathwings> "I'm clearly better than you, so thus you are wrong."
<deathwings> awesome
<ionfish> that's the basis of all my arguments
<SquidDNA> I started a fight with an autistic girl on the internet today
<SquidDNA> I figure competition has gotten too stiff in the GD

<SquidDNA> Why is wendy's advertising hamburgers with a song about masturbation
<Linuturk> that's the special sauce
* molo|lost squints
<IgnusDei> ...

<Hablacraja> hey bmb i know this is a touchy subject and all but now that you're here in irc, are you ever going to get around to demonstrating to us that psychic powers thing
<BmB> I couldn't affect a grain of dust even if I tried at this point. I'm out of training
<Hablacraja> how convenient

<soul> still tis crap
<soul> i hate being labeled
<TheCollector> I've seen worse.
<TheCollector> i'm not making serious plans based on the info myself
<TheCollector> better than a bullshit horoscope
* molo gets a labeler
* molo prints off SHORT
* molo sticks the label on soul
<soul> hahahahah

<IcecreamLtDan> You're not invited to any of my orgies anymore
<Mirehn> damn it Dan
<Mirehn> but we had so much fun last time!
<Hablacraja> way to miss the joke
<Mirehn> :P
<NovaBurn> like we'd want to go to your family reunion dan

<Zepherian> heh, habla thinks he's in the fabulous 4
<Hablacraja> fantastic
<Zepherian> no, you're in the drag version

<Afoxi> #hw is getting more and more disturbing by the minute.
<Chrome> it's only Zeph. :/
<Chrome> he's generally a bit disturbing at times
<Stradetch-Fanboi> its the nose
<Stradetch-Fanboi> it takes to much blood form his head
<Stradetch-Fanboi> result: he types without thinking
<Afoxi> LMAO
<Chrome> omg, it MUST BE TRUE

<Kap> dorf?
<SquidDNA> dorf, oh, this is #art
<SquidDNA> :(
<Kap> NO
<Kap> THIS
<Kap> IS
* Kap (477903c0@hwc-73364491.com) Quit (Client exited)
<@Chrome> LOL
* Kap (477903c0@hwc-73364491.com) has joined #art
<Kap> oh ffs
<SquidDNA> hahahah

<Someguy> hey moe
<Someguy> so apparently Nova is off going to plow the nerdy girl
<Someguy> ...
<deadguy> jesus, I hope he knows that 'plow' is a euphemism
<deadguy> he *is* in farm territory

<soul> heh i should be fired from work
<soul> a girl that is there said she was going on vacation
<soul> asked what she was doing.. so she goes just staying home and relaxing
* soul bought her batteries
* soul is a genius

<Someguy> There were a lot of funny bugs when we were playinh through it
<bish_Relic> what? bugs? not in our games!

<Zepherian> Mert, do you want us to copy paste that when your gf is on or would you rather leave it a secret?
<Zepherian> because if I remember correctly she does come here to check up on you
<Merturk_NB|work> a secret would be prefered zeph
<ratamaq> heh
<Zepherian> There are only about 40 people here, im sure a secret will be maintained
<Zepherian> right guys?
<Gaz> oh,yeah
<Merturk_NB|work> 55 zeph :-/

* Trizzdog goes into the future, makes multiple female clones of himself with FUTURE TECH, then has a clonecest orgy. Then he does NORMAL things, like find out what stocks to buy, when the end of the world will be, ect.
<Tiresias> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW
* Tiresias goes back in time and hands Trizzdog's dad a condom

* soul has changed the topic to: <SquidDNA> I wonder what I would have soul do in the lab <NovaBurn> "WHERE IS MY YEAST"
<soul> it seemed a lot funnier in the other channel:\
* soul has changed the topic to: i am retarded

<pH14> is she offering her services?
<pH14> wait, let me ask this first, how old is she
<a190210> old enough to have that shirt
<a190210> and boobs
<a190210> what more is needed
<pH14> boobs arent the definition of legal
<pH14> unless your name is igneusdei

<Delphy|Housework> I have absoluely no clue what I am doing

<Jumper|Shower> haha linnae
<Jumper|Shower> so
<Jumper|Shower> she loves happy faces on her food
<Jumper|Shower> with cupcakes, alice puts a lil icing happy face on it
<Jumper|Shower> so she goes and licks off the happy face
<Jumper|Shower> and with us out of the room goes reaching for more icing to make another happy face
<Jumper|Shower> gets caught in the act of sucking icing out of the lil tube
<Jumper|Shower> and then cries
<Jumper|Shower> lucky the tube had a lid on it
<Jumper|Shower> she was upset she'd have to take a bite of the cupcake to get more icing
<Jumper|Shower> apparently icing > cupcake
<Jumper|Shower> and having to eat cupcake = the worst thing in her 2 3/4 year old mind