Relic Community Quotes Database

<SquidDNA> I can't run for public office
<SquidDNA> too many sex scandals
<Voidzzz> starting with my grandma

* Afoxi is now known as Grim_Heaper
<Grim_Heaper> Ugh.. I could use a pz^2a
<Grim_Heaper> hmm... the pi symbol translates as a p
<Grim_Heaper> in irc
<typhoon> that could lead to interesting results
<Grim_Heaper> What's the Volume of a cylindrical object with a radius of z and a thickness of a?
<Grim_Heaper> because i could really use one of those
<SquidDNA> What is thickness
<SquidDNA> Length?
<Grim_Heaper> fool
<Grim_Heaper> You're Zetta Slow!
<Heretic> no dark sarcasm in the classroom
<Heretic> teacher live those kids alone
<Heretic> *leave
<Heretic> hey
<Grim_Heaper> pi * z * z * a
<Heretic> teacher
<Heretic> leave those kids alone
<SquidDNA> volume of a cylinder is area of the circle on the end multi...
<SquidDNA> OPS.
* Gorb slaps Heretic with another brick in the wall
<typhoon> are we going to get into calc again?
<Gorb> Please god no.
<typhoon> good shot
* Heretic slaps Gorb into another brick in the wall
<Gorb> I gave up maths after GCSE for a reason
* SquidDNA devours Afoxi
<Gorb> Ow, good hit sir, good hit.
<Grim_Heaper> Heh.
<Grim_Heaper> Math puns are the first sine of madness.

// Comment by author: This is Mathness!

<Someguy> hey moe
<Someguy> so apparently Nova is off going to plow the nerdy girl
<Someguy> ...
<deadguy> jesus, I hope he knows that 'plow' is a euphemism
<deadguy> he *is* in farm territory

<soul> heh i should be fired from work
<soul> a girl that is there said she was going on vacation
<soul> asked what she was doing.. so she goes just staying home and relaxing
* soul bought her batteries
* soul is a genius

<SquidDNA> Laundrification phase one is complete!
<SquidDNA> START THE DRYING ENGINES!
<SquidDNA> the drying engines will not run, my liege
<SquidDNA> THEN ADD MORE QUARTERS!

<Druidika> lol wtf
<Druidika> I say my usual "Good luck and have fun" at the start of an automatch
<Druidika> reply is "wtf, I'm not going to play against you"
<Druidika> drops

<SquidDNA> I grow weary of fetishists who feel the need to try and find acceptance for their fetishes
<Tiresias> ROFL
<Unk> no wonder he was pissed at me earlier
<Tiresias> furries Squid?
<Tiresias> :P
<SquidDNA> When the medium of communication has nothing to do with the fetish
<SquidDNA> I will take this example
<SquidDNA> Question does not just say Well yes I like transvestites if it comes up
<SquidDNA> No
<SquidDNA> He takes every opportunity to let you know
<Unk> well, i guess the opportunity doesn't exactly come up much
<SquidDNA> No, but when it does, he's right there

* soul has changed the topic to: <SquidDNA> I wonder what I would have soul do in the lab <NovaBurn> "WHERE IS MY YEAST"
<soul> it seemed a lot funnier in the other channel:\
* soul has changed the topic to: i am retarded

<SquidDNA> I dislike the notion of mechs with non-integrated weapons
<SquidDNA> Giant robot holding guns with triggers
<SquidDNA> The really ludicrous part here is a robot with a rocket propelled grenade for his rifle
<SquidDNA> Why would a giant battle platform have HANDS, and have to HOLD its GUN and MOVE its FINGER to PULL a TRIGGER?
<molo> SO IT CAN MANIPULATE THINGS WITH ITS 12" RADIUS FINGERS
<SquidDNA> haha
<molo> HOLD ON LET ME PICK UP THIS
<molo> DAMN
<molo> HOLD ON I GOT I-
<molo> DAMN
<molo> FUCK
<molo> ONE MORE TRY
<molo> HERE WE... GOD DAMN IT
<SquidDNA> red smears all over the fingers
<SquidDNA> Why not just shoot the infantry?
<SquidDNA> What did you run out of ammo?
<molo> or step on them
<molo> it has feet doesn't it
<molo> why bend over?
<RiessART> one word:
<RiessART> SWORDS
<SquidDNA> Maybe you could have saved time and money and SPACE by not putting in all the superflous hand articulation and put more ammo boxes
<IgnusDei> you guys are no fun
<Alliance> robots with swords?
<molo> mechs shouldn't have arms at all
<RiessART> BUT HOW WOULD YOU HOLD THE SWORD WITH NO ARMS

<Fedman> silentium, bring sajuuk to bear!
<Fedman> where's soul anyway?
<Silentium> dammit fed
<Silentium> squirted tea out of my nose
<Silentium> you fag
<Chrysophylax> lmao
<Zepherian> I think soul had to attend an ewok convention

<Tails|Suffering> oh god
<Da_Fish> What's up Tails?
<Tails|Suffering> my teeth
<Tails|Suffering> I just got my wisdom teeth removed
<SquidDNA> hahah now ur dum

<Jumper|Shower> haha linnae
<Jumper|Shower> so
<Jumper|Shower> she loves happy faces on her food
<Jumper|Shower> with cupcakes, alice puts a lil icing happy face on it
<Jumper|Shower> so she goes and licks off the happy face
<Jumper|Shower> and with us out of the room goes reaching for more icing to make another happy face
<Jumper|Shower> gets caught in the act of sucking icing out of the lil tube
<Jumper|Shower> and then cries
<Jumper|Shower> lucky the tube had a lid on it
<Jumper|Shower> she was upset she'd have to take a bite of the cupcake to get more icing
<Jumper|Shower> apparently icing > cupcake
<Jumper|Shower> and having to eat cupcake = the worst thing in her 2 3/4 year old mind

<bonnet> acceptable lock message?:
<bonnet> First of all you didn't tag this.
<bonnet> Secondly we do not allow rant threads, post your suggestions in a clam, collected manner so we can have discussions about them.
<ionfish> haha
<ionfish> yes!
<ionfish> post your suggestions in a clam!
<ionfish> squid will like that

<soul> i just want to seduce squid
<soul> :(
<NovaBurn> he is quite sexy with all those extra appendages
* SquidDNA jiggles enticingly
<NovaBurn> its no wonder the lab girls have a hard time resisting
<molo> ....
<NovaBurn> although one would thing the asian one would be all over him. you know, the tentacles and shit
<NovaBurn> "OMG RAEP HALP" suddenly turns into "YEZ MOAR PLEAZE I NEED IT"

<Vaarok> Except you're in israel. Which is like california with hot jew girls and more guns.

<Trinity> Hell, I've had more accounts than some of you have posts!
<IcecreamLtDan> You've had more time in a tank than all of us combined as well. Whore!

<soul> ie i want more money
<Kushan> 2.00
<Kushan> that's twice your going rate.
* Kushan was kicked by soul (soul)
* Kushan has joined #homeworld
<soul> <Kushan> that's twice your going rate. <--- hahah
<Kushan> i knew i should have upped it to 2.50
<soul> since when did i do shit for money
<soul> dont answer that
<soul> do not answer that

<soul> last couple of nights i have woken up with scratches on my body
<NovaBurn> ..?
<soul> showed up to work today
<soul> they were like 'what the fuck happened'
<soul> 'eh?'
<soul> 'your face is scratched.. she say no again?'

<Tiresias> I WAS STRAIGHT TILL I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER

<Cyberbob> QUIT YO JIBBER JABBER
<Cyberbob> YOU AIN'T HURT, YOU ARE PATHETIC
<Cyberbob> IF I EVER CATCH YOU ACTIN' LIKE A CRAZY FOOL AGAIN, YOU GONNA MEET MY FRIEND PAIN!
* Afoxi is now known as PAIN
<PAIN> hi everyone
<Cyberbob> ;p
<PAIN> Sorry, i don't know that guy.
* PAIN points at Cyberbob.

<Void> well, i had to remove the protective plastic thing
<Void> now it is all sticky and dirty
<Hand> that's what she said

<celtti> I gotta go buy new pants
<celtti> I lost one pair
<celtti> were stolen
<celtti> fucking swedish
<celtti> or norwegians whatever
<Akranadas> In a country inhabited by descendants of convicts, your pants get stolen by Europeans tourists

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celtti is currently touring Australia

<Black> .Who wants to play sins?
* pH14 throws a coconut cream pie into Black's face
<Black> pH
<Black> is that a yes fag?
<pH14> what is sins
<Dyntheos> something god made up
<Kushan> that asshole

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<MetAFK> HALP

<Dr_StrangeNec> AHHHH! THE IRONY!
* Meta is now known as THE_IRONY
<THE_IRONY> YARR!!!
* Dr_StrangeNec is now known as Meta
* Meta has quit IRC (Killed (NickOP (GHOST command used by THE_IRONY)))
* Meta has joined #homeworld
* Meta is now known as NeCoHo
<NeCoHo> bah you

<//> Another victim of Afoxi's ghost-killing.