Relic Community Quotes Database

<asheshi> jesus
<asheshi> i just made a new-at-the-internet mistake
<asheshi> i was trying to find something at dicks sporting goods
<asheshi> and just typed in www.dicks.com
<asheshi> LIKE AN IDIOT

<BlackStar> girlfriends aren't for sex
<Water> i have parents and friends for that

<Mac_Bug> A well known cardiologist died, and an elaborate funeral was planned. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral....... I'm a gynecologist."
<Mac_Bug> someone tell me what a gynecologist is

*** MadCatChiken joined the chat room.
<a176> there she is
<a176> cutie pie
*** MadCatChiken left the chat room. (Client exited)

<Chrysophylax> ok wtf is with this conversation
<hiddensmoke> @_@
<hiddensmoke> my sister came
<hiddensmoke> and she left it broken like she humped it
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<NovaBurn> soul
<Merturk_NB> <hiddensmoke> my sister came
<Merturk_NB> hahaha
<Chrome> soul you totally missed it
<Chrome> hahahahahahahaha

<IgnusDei> I FEEL THE URGE TO BE FRIENDLY
<RetroPunisher> KEEP AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER
<IgnusDei> dude, she's a girl
<IgnusDei> i want a MAAAAN
* IgnusDei jumps on retro
* RetroPunisher is thanking his foresight that he wore a porcupine suit tonight

<Methuselath> what art?
<IgnusDC> http://ignusdei.deviantart.com/gallery/
<IgnusDC> that art
<Akranadas> is it work safe?
<IgnusDC> yes
<Question> do you draw NSFW stuff ignus?
<Question> like incest, lolicons, etc
<Methuselath> :O
<IgnusDC> NO!
<IgnusDC> FUCK NO
<Question> thats a reaction i didnt anticipate

* ChanOP sets mode: +o Zepherian
<Zepherian> oi oi
<Tiresias|Away> WELCOME ZEPH
* Zepherian falls to the floor under the weight of CAPS LOCK
<Tiresias|Away> MUAHAHHAHAHA
<Tiresias|Away> THIS IS YOUR LIFE ZEPH
<Tiresias|Away> HERE IS A LIST OF YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS
<Tiresias|Away> YOU WERE BORN
<Tiresias|Away> YOU FOUND IRC
<Tiresias|Away> THAT IS IT
<Tiresias|Away> :|

<Hablacraja> well a lot of famous people are hurrying up and dying as usual during the end of the year
<Hablacraja> attention whores
<Pijama> Pinochet
<Pijama> Saddam
<deadguy> Ford
<deadguy> Brown
<Pijama> Yeah...Brown :'(
<ceejayoz> I DIED TOO
<ceejayoz> WHERE'S THE :'( FOR ME
<deadguy> no, you got married
<deadguy> that's not quite the same

<SquidDNA> [17:40] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> [13:12] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> [08:27] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> [04:32] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> So
<SquidDNA> Are you some kind of global jetsetter or something, hm?
<cfoley> squiddy's been taking notes
<Jal-18> your plot is rapidly being unfoiled
<SquidDNA> I have a keen eye
<cfoley> I AM TEH UNDER TEH SERVEHLENCE

<SquidDNA> Just DON'T EVER WATCH ANY ADS FOR IT
<SquidDNA> They're like
<SquidDNA> ANOTHER MEDICAL MYSTERY-- THIS TIME HOUSE WILL HAVE TO KILL THE PATIENT TO SAVE HIS LIFE-- BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT
<NovaBurn> haha
<SquidDNA> Every single one of them

<Mirehn> I wonder what it would be like to have a Space Marine's constitution
<soul> go ask in #dow
<Trizzdog> isn't there a tabletop channel for that?
<molo> yeah it's #momsbasement

<Zepherian> haha, just found a portuguese corp in eve
<Zepherian> It's like a corp full of Zephs
<Zepherian> I'm gonna avoid it like the plague
<Zepherian> :D
<Mnementh> now you know how we feel

<Lor3-16> Jun: are you sonofjun from dow sanc?
<Jun> nope
<Jun> that would be my son

<BlackStar> Daton bitches about every single game whether it's just announced or near release because it's not innovative enough.
<BlackStar> He wants a game where you have to masturbate chicken penises to destroy an alien invasion that's not really an alien invasion because alien invasions are sooo cliche.
<BlackStar> IT"S REVOLUTIONARY

<cfoley> only noobs use 50 ppp
<cfoley> AT LEAST I'M NOT A NOOB!!!!!!!eleven
*** cfoley was kicked from the chat room by Ap0k. (autorejoin?)
<Ap0k> I BEG TO DIFFER
<bonnet> wow p0k you just catagorically proved that cfolley was a noob
<Ap0k> I SO DID
<bonnet> nice move
<molo> yes very slick
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<Laura> HI
* Laura tackles SquidDNA
* SquidDNA pins laura
<Hyperian> haha you're dead squid has tentacles
<Laura> :O
* Laura bites SquidDNA
<Hyperian> that's foreplay
<SquidDNA> rrrow
<Laura> oO
<Laura> no, that's cannibalizing
<SquidDNA> potayto potahto

<sidewinder> woot
<Kap> ?
<sidewinder> chem exam was pushed back a week
<Mnementh> delayed reaction, eh?

<Riess> MY VERY EXISTENCE IS TO BE CONSIDERED A PIECE OF ART

[17:01] <Kap> it's funny, my father and sister always peel and slice kiwi
[17:01] <Kap> I cut them in half and scoop out with a spoon
[17:01] <Kap> they say I am wierd
[17:01] <Salamander> I cut them and use a spoon, but then I sometimes eat the skin aswell
[17:02] <Kap> the skin tastes like eating carpet
[17:02] <Kap> and I dislike the taste of carpet
[17:16] <Jianaran> *cue joke about Kap and cunnilingus"
[17:16] <Kap> ...?
[17:16] <Salamander> I think everyone was thinking that
[17:16] <Kap> whats...?
[17:16] <Salamander> just you were the first to say it, Jian
[17:16] <Kap> huh?
[17:17] <Salamander> lol, poor kappy is confused
[17:17] <Kap> TO GOOGLE
[17:17] <Salamander> OH NO
[17:17] <Jianaran> rofl
[17:18] * Kap has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by neural firewall)

[16:08] <Zepherian> worse experience I've ever had is tequila
[16:08] <Zepherian> that ended up with me assaulting a tree
[16:08] <Zepherian> sexually :/

<nyyti> gah
<Heretic> nice to know #art has devolved into grunts instead of speech
<Heretic> arghhh
<SquidDNA> HRRRRRNNGGGGGGH
<Heretic> brrrrragh
<nyyti> whee
<Heretic> arghh grrr hmph
<nyyti> YELLOWREDBLACKSATUSAKRAI
* Afoxi hands everyone in this channel some laxative.
<Heretic> umprhm
<Afoxi> you guys sound like you need it.

<Jumper|BreakingFast> so
<Jumper|BreakingFast> Wanted
<Jumper|BreakingFast> was fun
<Jumper|BreakingFast> very fun
<Jumper|BreakingFast> surprisingly brutal
<Jumper|BreakingFast> but very cool
<SquidDNA> 1-10 on Holibar's fun scale
<Jumper|BreakingFast> not familiar with Holibar's fun scale
<Jumper|BreakingFast> to google!
<SquidDNA> entirely invented just now
<SquidDNA> 1-10 should suffice though
<Jumper|BreakingFast> what's funny is that googling for Holibar's Fun Scale has one hit
<SquidDNA> hahahahhahaha
<SquidDNA> Googlewhacking SUCCESS

<Buggo|work> This. Channel. Is. INSANE!

<SquidDNA> Where's the love buttercup?
<RiessDraw> in another castle