Relic Community Quotes Database

<IgnusDei> i wonder what a SquareEnix take on the 40k universe would be like
<Zell|Gone|360> Ignus.
<IgnusDei> it'd be eye candy, of course
<Zell|Gone|360> Do not speak of such heresy
<IgnusDei> well, they'd do better than the gits who did Firewarrior
<Zell|Gone|360> The moment japan gets ahold of 40k, the Emperor will have spikey blonde hair and a gigantic magical sword.
<Zell|Gone|360> :|

<Hablacraja> well a lot of famous people are hurrying up and dying as usual during the end of the year
<Hablacraja> attention whores
<Pijama> Pinochet
<Pijama> Saddam
<deadguy> Ford
<deadguy> Brown
<Pijama> Yeah...Brown :'(
<ceejayoz> I DIED TOO
<ceejayoz> WHERE'S THE :'( FOR ME
<deadguy> no, you got married
<deadguy> that's not quite the same

<SquidDNA> [17:40] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> [13:12] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> [08:27] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> [04:32] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> So
<SquidDNA> Are you some kind of global jetsetter or something, hm?
<cfoley> squiddy's been taking notes
<Jal-18> your plot is rapidly being unfoiled
<SquidDNA> I have a keen eye
<cfoley> I AM TEH UNDER TEH SERVEHLENCE

<Tiresias> anyone else die on first bit of stalker all the time :|
<Aegelward> if you fail your first mission you get the restraining order, makes stalking hard

<Laura> HI
* Laura tackles SquidDNA
* SquidDNA pins laura
<Hyperian> haha you're dead squid has tentacles
<Laura> :O
* Laura bites SquidDNA
<Hyperian> that's foreplay
<SquidDNA> rrrow
<Laura> oO
<Laura> no, that's cannibalizing
<SquidDNA> potayto potahto

<Hyperian> what would the world be without power rangers to protect us
<Zepherian> hetero

[15:52] <Hand> I've been organising a date
[15:52] <Mirehn> most women hate that shit dude
[15:52] <Hand> involving an art museum, dinner and coffee
[15:53] <Mirehn> except the one's who want to baby you, and those you need to stay away from
[15:53] <Mirehn> that sounds like a nice date Hand
[15:53] <Mirehn> gl mate
[15:55] <Jinkguns> God speed Hand.
[15:56] <Jinkguns> Hopefully you'll change your nick to Vagina
[15:56] <Mirehn> rofl
[15:56] <Mirehn> Jinks wins that one
[15:57] <Mirehn> though it took him 3 minutes to come up with
[15:57] <Mirehn> :D
[15:57] <Jinkguns> :P
[15:57] <Hand> and I still don't get it
[15:57] <Jinkguns> lol fail
[15:57] <Hand> wait
[15:57] <Hand> I just got it

[16:08] <Zepherian> worse experience I've ever had is tequila
[16:08] <Zepherian> that ended up with me assaulting a tree
[16:08] <Zepherian> sexually :/

<nyyti> gah
<Heretic> nice to know #art has devolved into grunts instead of speech
<Heretic> arghhh
<SquidDNA> HRRRRRNNGGGGGGH
<Heretic> brrrrragh
<nyyti> whee
<Heretic> arghh grrr hmph
<nyyti> YELLOWREDBLACKSATUSAKRAI
* Afoxi hands everyone in this channel some laxative.
<Heretic> umprhm
<Afoxi> you guys sound like you need it.

<asheshi> jesus
<asheshi> i just made a new-at-the-internet mistake
<asheshi> i was trying to find something at dicks sporting goods
<asheshi> and just typed in www.dicks.com
<asheshi> LIKE AN IDIOT

<IgnusDei> i hear it's 40 degrees C
<IgnusDei> hm
<Mikk> do you live in an oven ig?
<ionfish> if not
<ionfish> he ought to
<ionfish> and someone should turn it on
<ionfish> :|

* Atreides has quit IRC (Quit: Flies off in search of huge breasted women in disress)
<Hand> distress you stupid shithat!
<Hand> and there should be a hyphen in between huge and breasted
<Pizzamension> or a comma

<Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned from all threads that could conceivably possibly even remotely have to do with halo
<Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<mrBabble> myPictures, *is* random images
<SquidDNA> <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> GOOD IDEA
<SquidDNA> <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<SquidDNA> <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> okay, sorry, didn'T mean to paste that often
<Void> <Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<mrBabble> GG at structuring advicee, anyway, Hablacraja
<Void> <Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> THIS ENDS NOW, K!?

<Buggo|work> This. Channel. Is. INSANE!

<SquidDNA> Where's the love buttercup?
<RiessDraw> in another castle

* biffy has joined #cohbeta
<@biffy> wazzzzaaaaa
<Viranth> patch?
<@biffy> viranth, thx but I never smoked to begin with

<treb> I spent the day at the beach
<Kushan> i spent the day living next to a beach
<Kushan> does that count?
<CrimsonAngel> I spent the they thinking about girls on the beac
<CrimsonAngel> beach
<treb> when you live next to a beach, its not as fun
<Linuturk> i spent the day dreaming of soul on the beach . . . in a speedo
<Kushan> omg midget in a speedo
<Kushan> i think i just made wood
<Linuturk> he didn't get the bikini wax though . . .
<Kushan> that image is now seared into my brain
<Kushan> asshole

<Tiresias> ionfish do you play any games? :/
<ionfish> yes
<ionfish> Freecell

* HunterX (HunterX@hwc-7D8B5B12.nyc1.dsl.speakeasy.net) has joined #relicnews
* ChanOP gives channel operator status to HunterX
<NovaBurn> bet that was getting inserted
<HunterX> that sounds really odd out of context
<fisher|sleep> the essence of irc is the out of context join
<UberJumper> Hunter, I had a colonoscopy yesterday
<UberJumper> Nova was asking about the diameter of the cable
<RiessArt> it's great when quotes don't get less unsettling after you know the context

<Pizzamension> class, todays special: food for thought
<Mikk> I'm starving to death here

<SquidDNA> Best quick fix for male fertility
<SquidDNA> Is a bat to the crotch
<Mnementh> imagining cj while humping?
<Mnementh> oh
<Mnementh> bat to the crotch is probably better

<Neko-Question> i want retro to come back :(
<pH14> why
<Neko-Question> i like him
<molo|2142> are you gay for him
<pH14> sounds like it
<Neko-Question> no commento
<molo|2142> that sounds like a yes

<Jink|STALKER> So its official. I've "reconciled" with all my ex-girlfriends.
<Jink|STALKER> Oh shit, that so didn't sound right with this nick.

<molo> my vote counts double
<molo> we could vote on that but i'd win
<Martian> i would vote for you molo
<molo> yay
<molo> you get an extra vote too
<Martian> we are a good team
<molo> i concur
<Martian> that makes four of us

<Tails> Geese are fucking aggressive creatures
<Tails> I was at the park once and there was a flock with several goslings
<Tails> whenever i tried to get past them they started hissing at me
<Skwerl> they cant do shit when they run into a bunch of hungry chinese
<Tails> if i ignored them they started chasing me
<Salamander> its called a foot. it goes into the geese's face
<Tails> its kind of silly getting run down by a goose, but quite frankly i wasn't in the mood to fuck with waterfowl
<Tails> besides
<Tails> i was reminded of zelda
<Tails> don't fuck with the chickens