Relic Community Quotes Database

<Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned from all threads that could conceivably possibly even remotely have to do with halo
<Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<mrBabble> myPictures, *is* random images
<SquidDNA> <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> GOOD IDEA
<SquidDNA> <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<SquidDNA> <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> okay, sorry, didn'T mean to paste that often
<Void> <Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<mrBabble> GG at structuring advicee, anyway, Hablacraja
<Void> <Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> THIS ENDS NOW, K!?

<oneredpanther> so long as the nipples fit in my mouth, everyone's a winner.
<soul> not the woman:\

[09:49] <Question2> why stop with the questions?
[09:49] <Question2> i really want to know where zeph is
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> later, Starblade
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> he's asleep
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> it's 3 am
[09:49] <Starblade> WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN ZEPHIAGO
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> CARMEN ZEPHIAGO
[09:49] *** Starblade Quit (Quit: )
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> that game was such a PITA
[09:49] <Wrkncacnter> I'll be off too i guess, time for lunch.
[09:49] <Question2> 3 am? where does he live then?
[09:49] <SquidDNA> SHE WAS HERE NOT LONG AGO
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> in portugal
[09:49] <SquidDNA> SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO VISIT THE WORLD'S LARGEST WALL
[09:50] <SquidDNA> AND LEFT A FORTUNE COOKIE
[09:50] <SquidDNA> ZOMG WHERE DID SHE GO
[09:50] * Chrysophylax slaps SquidDNA around a bit with a large trout
[09:51] <Question2> zeph is female?! omg i need to check the yearbook
[09:51] * Chrysophylax roffles
[09:51] <Beast> heh
[09:52] <SquidDNA> Yes she is
[09:52] <SquidDNA> But she's sensitive about her appearance
[09:52] <Chrysophylax> hot except her nose
[09:52] <Chrysophylax> but don't mention that to her
[09:53] <Chrome> omg
[09:53] <Chrome> THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH
[09:53] <Chrome> ZEPH IS A LESBO
[09:53] <Chrome> =D

[00:05] <soul> 30 minutes in
[00:05] <soul> nothing
[00:05] <SquidDNA> Hold on Soul, I'll undress

<Khet> right... so this is a purely fictitious coversation
<oneredpanther> its a real conversation about a fictional subject
<oneredpanther> like church sermons

* biffy has joined #cohbeta
<@biffy> wazzzzaaaaa
<Viranth> patch?
<@biffy> viranth, thx but I never smoked to begin with

<Akranadas> Personally, if it was me, and my brakes failed and I would see how many I could take out with me

<Tiresias> ionfish do you play any games? :/
<ionfish> yes
<ionfish> Freecell

<IgnusDei> is polygamy legal in canada?
<Question> whenever ignus says soemthing like that i envision alarms going off in a huge underground complex representing #homeworld

<soul> just ban redturq cj
<soul> he doesnt need any other offenses to him
<ceejayoz> soul i want more fun out of him :/
<soul> just ban him
<soul> dont play with your food

<Neko-Question> i want retro to come back :(
<pH14> why
<Neko-Question> i like him
<molo|2142> are you gay for him
<pH14> sounds like it
<Neko-Question> no commento
<molo|2142> that sounds like a yes

<molo> my vote counts double
<molo> we could vote on that but i'd win
<Martian> i would vote for you molo
<molo> yay
<molo> you get an extra vote too
<Martian> we are a good team
<molo> i concur
<Martian> that makes four of us

<CrimsonAngel> I HATE CLEANING!!!!
<Hablacraja> just burn it all
<CrimsonAngel> I need a fucking maid
<CrimsonAngel> And she can fucking burn my stuff for me
<drUnk> everyone needs a fucking maid, but do you need a maid to clean as well?

<Pijama> "HE DIED NOT KNOWING THE EMBRACE OF A WOMAN"
* Zepherian has joined #homeworld
<Pijama> rofl
<Pijama> XD
<Afoxi> lol
<Pijama> PERFECT TIMING

<deadguy|work> moe hi!
<Moe> heya deadie
<Akranadas> \o Moe
<deadguy|work> moe, I need beer
<deadguy|work> when does your country open its doors for beer
<Akranadas> my countries always open
<deadguy|work> sounds good
<Someguy|office> hahaha
<Weavern> wouldent it just be easier to come to canada to get booze then australia
<Ap0k> <16:07:23> <@Akranadas> my countries always open
<Ap0k> i thought visiting hours were 1-2 and 6-7?
<deadguy|work> hahahahahahaha
<deadguy|work> I GET IT
<Akranadas> :(
<deadguy|work> PRISON JOKE LOL
<Weavern> win

<Afoxi> Once old master eat mushrooms that give him gas so bad it kills entire cave full of kobolds. Deekin stick his head in water bucket, that be the only reason Deekin alive today.
<RaptorFOOD> Yeah, those cave 'shrooms are a killer
<Jianaran> ... Another moment of brilliance from Adoxi
<Jianaran> *aFOCX
<Jianaran> DAMMIT
<Jianaran> */Afosi
<Jianaran> SHIT
<Jianaran> *afoxi
* Jianaran needs to go to sleep
<RaptorFOOD> looks like you've tried a mushroom too many

<Gorb> The proper pink shiny Vista install DVD
<treb> your vista cd is pink?
<Druidika> there are vista cds?

* Pleiades wonders why there are a lot of helicopters overhead atm
<molo> are they black?
<ZellCrab> Are YOU black?
<molo> hahahaha
<molo> both valid questions re: helicopters

-ZellFish- I'm suprised he spelled masturbate wrong.
-ZellFish- that's all
-Kushan- real men don't yoose "u"
-SquidDNA- <Kushan> real men don't yoose "u"
-SquidDNA- SPOT THE PROBLEM
-Kushan - Your mother is a harlot
-SquidDNA- tsk tsk

<Afoxi> holy crap
<Afoxi> caramelldansen started playing just as i was having my caramel sundae
<SquidDNA> Afoxi, you lead a magical life
<EvEmension> He probably read "the secret"

<Jumper|OMG> I let Sumgai drive my car into Richmond this morning :-)
<Jumper|OMG> then we were... driving in a spirited fashion chasing a porsche on the way home
<Jumper|OMG> I kept having to remind him that the car has a 9000 RPM redline

<GeneralNukeEm> when a girl likes a guy really much, or if she's out to get a lot of money...
<Chrome> O_o
<Inq> or shes drunk.
<NovaBurn> or drugged
<Inq> passed out
<Chrome> you know...this room has proved there is such a thing as a bottomless gutter
<hiddensmoke> or just plain slutty
<Chrome> especially where you people are concerned
<hiddensmoke> like my sister
<Inq> or your sister.
<hiddensmoke> i bet you guys want to met my sister
<Inq> Hidden o.O
<hiddensmoke> slut
<Dyn|OBLIVION> your sister is a bottomless gutter?
<NovaBurn> whats your sister look like
<Inq> your sister gives you deepthroat?
<NovaBurn> name and picture please
<Inq> HIDDEN IS FROM ALABAMA
<hiddensmoke> no but i know she does
<Chrome> I meant the ROOM is a bottomless gutter ._.
<Chrome> wtf.
<Merturk_NB> no, he deepthroats his sister
<NovaBurn> ahh

<Silentium> I'm sure, deep down, Chrome loves you
<Chrome> excellent idea Beast. >:D
<Zepherian> chrome just wants me closer
*** Vaarok Quit (Quit: )
<Zepherian> awwwwww
<Silentium> but what do I know
<Zepherian> NOW MY DINNER DAMN YOU
<Zepherian> WOOOOMAN
<Silentium> I am not Dr. Phil
* Beast giggles evily
<Zepherian> she is a woman, I give her attention
<Zepherian> even if it is humiliation and sexism its better than nothing ;/
<Silentium> I doubt Chrome is an attention whore
*** Chrome sets mode: +b *!*@CDB91C36.9563E873.6E46A3D3.IP
<Zepherian> lol
<Chrome> I think Zeph is.
<Silentium> I'm the attention whore
<Chrome> let's all ignore him for .....
<Chrome> a little while....
<Zepherian> im going to bed
<Zepherian> nn dolts
<Chrome> shit.
*** NovaBurn sets mode: -v Zepherian
*** Zepherian Quit (Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.02 :: www.XLhost.de ))

<oneredpanther> my logs betray me
<oneredpanther> good job our girlfriend's don't keep logs. we'd be in deep shit by now.
<oneredpanther> although sometimes i swear they might.
<oneredpanther> but only for our transgressions
<oneredpanther> they can't remember how to give a good handjob but certainly know how many times we forgot to take out the trash in July 1986

(18:14:06) (%Cable) I'm tired of nyyti being on top all the time :D