Relic Community Quotes Database

<CreepyMo> i got fired cause i was on the roof getting stoned all the time

<Jumper|OMG> I let Sumgai drive my car into Richmond this morning :-)
<Jumper|OMG> then we were... driving in a spirited fashion chasing a porsche on the way home
<Jumper|OMG> I kept having to remind him that the car has a 9000 RPM redline

<GeneralNukeEm> when a girl likes a guy really much, or if she's out to get a lot of money...
<Chrome> O_o
<Inq> or shes drunk.
<NovaBurn> or drugged
<Inq> passed out
<Chrome> you know...this room has proved there is such a thing as a bottomless gutter
<hiddensmoke> or just plain slutty
<Chrome> especially where you people are concerned
<hiddensmoke> like my sister
<Inq> or your sister.
<hiddensmoke> i bet you guys want to met my sister
<Inq> Hidden o.O
<hiddensmoke> slut
<Dyn|OBLIVION> your sister is a bottomless gutter?
<NovaBurn> whats your sister look like
<Inq> your sister gives you deepthroat?
<NovaBurn> name and picture please
<Inq> HIDDEN IS FROM ALABAMA
<hiddensmoke> no but i know she does
<Chrome> I meant the ROOM is a bottomless gutter ._.
<Chrome> wtf.
<Merturk_NB> no, he deepthroats his sister
<NovaBurn> ahh

<soul> pooky needs to get shot in the leg
<soul> so when people see how dumb he is
<soul> they dont notice
<soul> cause they just think
<soul> 'poor guy.. got shot in the leg'

<Silentium> I'm sure, deep down, Chrome loves you
<Chrome> excellent idea Beast. >:D
<Zepherian> chrome just wants me closer
*** Vaarok Quit (Quit: )
<Zepherian> awwwwww
<Silentium> but what do I know
<Zepherian> NOW MY DINNER DAMN YOU
<Zepherian> WOOOOMAN
<Silentium> I am not Dr. Phil
* Beast giggles evily
<Zepherian> she is a woman, I give her attention
<Zepherian> even if it is humiliation and sexism its better than nothing ;/
<Silentium> I doubt Chrome is an attention whore
*** Chrome sets mode: +b *!*@CDB91C36.9563E873.6E46A3D3.IP
<Zepherian> lol
<Chrome> I think Zeph is.
<Silentium> I'm the attention whore
<Chrome> let's all ignore him for .....
<Chrome> a little while....
<Zepherian> im going to bed
<Zepherian> nn dolts
<Chrome> shit.
*** NovaBurn sets mode: -v Zepherian
*** Zepherian Quit (Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.02 :: www.XLhost.de ))

<oneredpanther> my logs betray me
<oneredpanther> good job our girlfriend's don't keep logs. we'd be in deep shit by now.
<oneredpanther> although sometimes i swear they might.
<oneredpanther> but only for our transgressions
<oneredpanther> they can't remember how to give a good handjob but certainly know how many times we forgot to take out the trash in July 1986

<celtti> I like PKM
<celtti> have I ever mentioned that?
<celtti> it goes bang bang a few times and I'm like "oooh a tent in my pants"

(18:14:06) (%Cable) I'm tired of nyyti being on top all the time :D

<soul> yea lets talk about you.. i dont want to end up on the fuckin qdb again

<Kushan> it's like choosing what dildo will go up my ass: the ribbed, or the oversized.

<Zepherian> every time I get quoted I feel a little piece of me die

<Wrkncacnter> hmmm, not to point this out too much, but hive node is not suitable for modhood
<dreddnott> Thank you, Captain Obvious.
* Wrkncacnter is now known as Captain_Obvious
<Captain_Obvious> now to find and point out more things everyone already knows!
<Captain_Obvious> are you with me boy wonder?
<dreddnott> no
<dreddnott> I'm trying to think of a good sidekick for Captain Obvious
<Cable> Sergeant Self-Explanatory?
* dreddnott is now known as Sergeant_Self-Explanatory
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> IT FITS
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Who wants to be Major_Moot_Point?
* Cable is now known as Major_Moot_Point
<Major_Moot_Point> I shall take up the mantle!
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> DUH
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> OF COURSE you would be
<Major_Moot_Point> I have an idea
<Major_Moot_Point> In #homeworld
<Major_Moot_Point> We post the link to thread
<Captain_Obvious> you people have cahnged your nicknames!!
<Captain_Obvious> changed*
<Major_Moot_Point> and then each say a word from the sentence "Hive_Node is not suitable for modhood"
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Yes we have changed our nicknames
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> I am Sergeant_Self-Explanatory
<Major_Moot_Point> CAPTAIN OBVIOUS STRIKES AGAIN
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> and Cable is Major_Moot_Point
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> You see we changed our nicknames for comedy value
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> In imitation of yours, Captain_Obvious
<Major_Moot_Point> we did?
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Yes, I just thought I'd explain it
<Major_Moot_Point> I thought it was a tad obvious
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Really?
<Major_Moot_Point> yup

<deadguy> if you marry someone who isn't your best friend, it makes the affairs a lot easier to get away with

<a1aweh> are people seriously adding everyline of mirc chat to the qdb

<Tails> oh cmon
<Tails> make up is fun when you're a toddler
<Tails> its like crayons for your face

<Zell> What games would you like to play against other EVE\Relic members online, aside from GoW and GRAW
<Inq> barbie horse adventures
<Inq> Mexico edition

<Tails> if they ported supersmashbrothers to PC
<Tails> and supported multiplayer
<Tails> I would pounce on it like a dog on an ass flavored biscuit
<Tails> like a squirrel on the last nut on Earth
<Tails> like a cougar on a fat, legless wildebeast
<Tails> like Soul on a jello shot

<SquidDNA> World's funniest porno bloopers was great
<SquidDNA> "fuck me harder! fuck me harder! .. oh shit.. line.. " guy with script "uh.. fuck me harder, fuck me harder"

<Unk|SCIENCE> a friend of mine, his mother found a load of gay porn
<Unk|SCIENCE> he almost had it explained away, then she noticed a Cher album next to his stereo
<Tiresias> ROFL
<Inst> loled
<Aegelward> lol
<Zepherian> busted.
<Chrome> LOL
* Zepherian deletes files in the mp3 dir

<GeneralNukeEm> I hate the concept of spies in this game
<GeneralNukeEm> it makes me think of a bunch of guys in tuxedos sprinting across a border
<GeneralNukeEm> only to be taken out by other guys in tuxedos with silenced pistols
<GeneralNukeEm> and of course NOBODY ELSE notices where they came from

<Tails> Who's a man and a half?!
<Hablacraja> rosie o'donnell

<Squid|viking> I can't feel my face!
<Squid|viking> This shit is fantastic!
<deathsabyss> haha
<deathsabyss> you should probaly stop before you cant feel any other important body parts
<Squid|viking> I've decided I have to get to the bottom of the bottle
<Squid|viking> Just to see what's there

* I has joined #homeworld
<Kap> *** I has joined #homeworld <-- hahahaha
<Hablacraja> (00:06:36) ?? join: (I) (yo@33023F7C.B66A9CC7.C757620B.IP)
* I am better than you
<SquidDNA> Zell
<Hablacraja> get a real client
<Hablacraja> so there
* I know more about the universe than anyone here
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *!*@33023F7C.B66A9CC7.C757620B.IP
* I was kicked by SquidDNA (SquidDNA)

//Slightly OOC. But true! All true!//

<hiro> i hate botany
<hiro> all the drawings of roots look like penises
<Tiresias> yay penis!

<Martian> <GuaRR|WoW|Raid> people have to much time on their hands.... and voila.. you have youtube
<Martian> <GuaRR|WoW|Raid>
<Martian> WoW|Raid
<Martian> THE IRONY