Relic Community Quotes Database

<Question> http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6112/11364799564226ni.jpg
<Question> omg
<Da_Fish> omg?
<Question> CLICK
<Da_Fish> and?
<Da_Fish> what is this?
<Question> pics of guys in maid uniforms
<Da_Fish> your fetish yes
<Question> it is not a fetish
<Da_Fish> then what is it?
<Question> errr
<Question> normal
<Question> yes
<Question> totally normal

<Merturk_NB|hw> Chrome, remember the carrier we had in one of our games/
<Merturk_NB|hw> ?
<Chrome|cooling> YES!
<Chrome|cooling> the Support frig trying to rape it
<Chrome|cooling> hahahahahahaha
<Chrome|cooling> first WON game I get in on, EVER
<Merturk_NB|hw> :)
<Chrome|cooling> and I tell an SF to go support my carrier
<Chrome|cooling> I come back toi t a bit later
<Chrome|cooling> to find the thing bobbing in the carrier's front hangar
<Chrome|cooling> back and forth. :-.
<Chrome|cooling> and Mert noticed it too. LOL.

* Moe is watching [deadguy.naked.in.shower] - [10:12 / 58:30] - [368.42MB (~125.63KB/s) - 620x390 - DivX 5 codec]

<pH14> there was this cute service agent flirting with me today
<Hablacraja> did you pretend to get drunk and feel her up
<pH14> i am a gentleman
<Hablacraja> so you got drunk for real
<Atreides> habla has no girl skills
<Tiresias> so you did it but won't tell anyone
* pH14 is mum

(Dimension) don't ahve a single pic of my last ex
(Chrysophylax) I have tons
(Chrysophylax) heh
(Dimension) rofl
(Dimension) OMG WHY?
(Dimension) DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER AS WELL?

<celtti> I like PKM
<celtti> have I ever mentioned that?
<celtti> it goes bang bang a few times and I'm like "oooh a tent in my pants"

<soul> yea lets talk about you.. i dont want to end up on the fuckin qdb again

* Buggo makes out with her 360
<Buggo> It's a SEXbox

<Wrkncacnter> hmmm, not to point this out too much, but hive node is not suitable for modhood
<dreddnott> Thank you, Captain Obvious.
* Wrkncacnter is now known as Captain_Obvious
<Captain_Obvious> now to find and point out more things everyone already knows!
<Captain_Obvious> are you with me boy wonder?
<dreddnott> no
<dreddnott> I'm trying to think of a good sidekick for Captain Obvious
<Cable> Sergeant Self-Explanatory?
* dreddnott is now known as Sergeant_Self-Explanatory
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> IT FITS
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Who wants to be Major_Moot_Point?
* Cable is now known as Major_Moot_Point
<Major_Moot_Point> I shall take up the mantle!
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> DUH
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> OF COURSE you would be
<Major_Moot_Point> I have an idea
<Major_Moot_Point> In #homeworld
<Major_Moot_Point> We post the link to thread
<Captain_Obvious> you people have cahnged your nicknames!!
<Captain_Obvious> changed*
<Major_Moot_Point> and then each say a word from the sentence "Hive_Node is not suitable for modhood"
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Yes we have changed our nicknames
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> I am Sergeant_Self-Explanatory
<Major_Moot_Point> CAPTAIN OBVIOUS STRIKES AGAIN
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> and Cable is Major_Moot_Point
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> You see we changed our nicknames for comedy value
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> In imitation of yours, Captain_Obvious
<Major_Moot_Point> we did?
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Yes, I just thought I'd explain it
<Major_Moot_Point> I thought it was a tad obvious
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Really?
<Major_Moot_Point> yup

<deadguy> if you marry someone who isn't your best friend, it makes the affairs a lot easier to get away with

<Zell> What games would you like to play against other EVE\Relic members online, aside from GoW and GRAW
<Inq> barbie horse adventures
<Inq> Mexico edition

<Cable> Went to Tokyo for 2 weeks
<OctopusRex> what did you think?
<OctopusRex> apparently tokyo is nuts
<OctopusRex> my mate toured Japan
<OctopusRex> with his band
<Sev> I had the chance to go to kyoto once
<OctopusRex> eek
<Cable> Was cool, but the inhabitants are the most antisocial bastards ever
<OctopusRex> really?
<Sev> passed it
<Cable> yup
<Sev> don't regret it
<OctopusRex> wow
<OctopusRex> in what way?
<deathsabyss> J girls ftw
<OctopusRex> (meh heh heh heh)
<Cable> They ignore you for a start
<deathsabyss> cable
<deathsabyss> you have to pay

<Squid|soak> THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
<NovaBurn> THE HOBBITS
<NovaBurn> THE HOBBITS
<NovaBurn> THE HOBBITS
<NovaBurn> THE HOBBITS
<Squid|soak> THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
<NovaBurn> TO ISENGARD
<NovaBurn> TO ISENGARD
<NovaBurn> TO ISENGARD
<Hablacraja> i hate you guys
<Squid|soak> hahah
<Hand> The Ents are going to war!
<Hand> RUN FOREST, RUN!

<SquidDNA> Goddamn I hate the boardwars
<SquidDNA> But they're like the red light distict
<SquidDNA> You can't really just do away with it
<SquidDNA> Otherwise you'd have whores all over town

<SquidDNA> So the computer runs the whole facility
<SquidDNA> And can kill everyone in the facility
<SquidDNA> And in case it does that
<SquidDNA> You need to go kill the computer
<SquidDNA> In that case we give the computer an elaborate defense mechanism
<SquidDNA> ?!?!?!?
<`downslope> i'm sure us internet friends have your answer
<SquidDNA> Why does the computer have an elaborate defense mechanism at all
<SquidDNA> Raise your hand if your IT department even has LOCKS ON THE DOORS
<`downslope> usually people avoid the IT department
<`downslope> the employees are deterrent enough

<Tails> Who's a man and a half?!
<Hablacraja> rosie o'donnell

* BmB23 has joined #dow_community
<BmB23> somebody stop SquidDNA
<BmB23> he's going rampant in homeworld and bans people!
* BmB23 panics and runs in circles
* BmB23 was kicked by Weavern (his tyrany extends here too)

<eTombotron> fatness is such a monstrous, debilitating illness
<eTombotron> i look at pictures of people when they were thin
<eTombotron> and when they were/are fat
<eTombotron> it's bad
<eTombotron> bad skin
<eTombotron> unhappy facial expressions
<eTombotron> general ugliness
<eTombotron> compromised immune systems
<eTombotron> ok, i made that up
<eTombotron> but what i'm saying is
<eTombotron> they look unhealthy
<eTombotron> life sucks
<SquidDNA> Are you high?

<@Trizzdog> oh sweet jesus, now a giant bat, a naked mole dog, a ratman, and a giant are chasing me down
<@Trizzdog> fuck fuck fuck
<@Hand> trizz, acid is bad

<Elukka> now our topic has references to tentacle rape and beastiality!
<Kap> hahahahaha...ha...hehe...hooooo
<Kap> my dad just walked it
<Kap> in*
<Elukka> ahhha :D
<Riess> HI KAP'S DAD

* I has joined #homeworld
<Kap> *** I has joined #homeworld <-- hahahaha
<Hablacraja> (00:06:36) ?? join: (I) (yo@33023F7C.B66A9CC7.C757620B.IP)
* I am better than you
<SquidDNA> Zell
<Hablacraja> get a real client
<Hablacraja> so there
* I know more about the universe than anyone here
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *!*@33023F7C.B66A9CC7.C757620B.IP
* I was kicked by SquidDNA (SquidDNA)

//Slightly OOC. But true! All true!//

<Riess> there is fucking in upper austria
<Moe> *a *Fucking
<Riess> yeah, that
<Riess> It is located 32 km north of Salzburg and 4 km east of the border with Germany, half an hour's ride from Petting in Bavaria.
<Moe> ahahahahaha
<Riess> that's just a few minutes from Petting to Fucking in a car!
<Moe> you should totally take that trip
<Worf> ok, I might have confused those
<Worf> looks like Kissing is in the vincinity as well
<Riess> that's cool
<Moe> so you can do the Kissing->Petting-Fucking tour then
<Moe> I'd say let's do that, but that'd probably be pretty damn gay.

<Ultimatum> Hay Rag
<Ragnarok> hello
<Elukka> thats just the greetbot you're talking to
* Ap0k is now known as Away|p0k
<Ragnarok> oh
<Ultimatum> greetbot
<Ultimatum> me#
<Ultimatum> nah
<Ultimatum> besides who wrote this greetbot then?
<Hand> I thought I was the greetbot
<treb|SH3> you have been usurped
<Hand> horseshit
* Giant_Moth (weeh@hwc-7C98BBAA.swipnet.se) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Elukka> you're the forum greetbot
<RaptorShadow> Hand's the #homeworld hatebot
<Elukka> no
<Elukka> that would be habla
<RaptorShadow> in my experience, they take turns
<Ultimatum> on a weekly basis
<Hand> I'm never hateful you ugly shitbastard
<Hand> don't quote me on that

<hiro> i hate botany
<hiro> all the drawings of roots look like penises
<Tiresias> yay penis!

<Martian> <GuaRR|WoW|Raid> people have to much time on their hands.... and voila.. you have youtube
<Martian> <GuaRR|WoW|Raid>
<Martian> WoW|Raid
<Martian> THE IRONY