Relic Community Quotes Database

<soul> oh and fuckers get this
<soul> so i am walking to the store right
<soul> I SEE SOMEONE SHORTER THEN I AM
<soul> she was only ten.. but i am pretty sure.. if the shit started
<soul> i could have taken her
<IcecreamLtDan> well, I would imagine infants would be
<IcecreamLtDan> taken her
<IcecreamLtDan> to bed?
<IcecreamLtDan> didn't know you went that young dude
<soul> no you freak
<soul> jesus..
<soul> ok actually she was probably 8
<soul> point is
<soul> soulbitch was taller
<soul> thats right
* soul flexes

<RiessOut> lol u gay faggot - what kind of an insult is that? be creative!
<Moe> indeed!
<Moe> I insult people by telling them that even Riess could do better
<Moe> er
<Moe> oh dear.

<soul|FL> i guess we should just be happy he(Clinton) had sex with a woman and not a goat
<soul|FL> however said woman was as ugly as a goat
<Mac_Bug> wtf soul
<Mac_Bug> I'd do monica
<soul|FL> mac you would fuck your dog if it stood upright
<Mac_Bug> soul
<Mac_Bug> I stopped after she gave birth to you
<Mac_Bug> you son of a bitch

<SquidDNA> I'd like to point out that I approved Afoxi writing the script "to kick gblaze every time he posted a link" because I had no idea he had a way to implement it.
<SquidDNA> It's like asking your five year old son what he's going to do
<SquidDNA> When he answers "Rob a bank"
<SquidDNA> You say "Ok have fun"

<Lokain> 14/f/edinurgh :P
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<IgnusHL2> TENTACLE RAPE
<Someguy> LOL
<Skwerl> ignus always says the most random stuff
<Someguy> Lokain thought homeworld was a happy place
<Someguy> and now we're saying to her that it's not
<IgnusHL2> oh, a lady is present
<IgnusHL2> and here i screamed out tentacle rape
<molo> <3
<IgnusHL2> hopefully, she already knows what it is
<IgnusHL2> otherwise i might have shattered her fragile innocent mind
<molo> ignus, she's japanese
<molo> of COURSE she knows
<IgnusHL2> huh
<IgnusHL2> if she's past fifteen, she's probably already experienced it, too
<reki> im not sure irc is a place for 14 year old girls fullstop

<ceejayoz> a guy who doesn't partake in sex telling us it lasts 30 seconds, is guilty, etc.
<ceejayoz> ;p
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<Unk> hey folks
<Unk> i am having seriously difficulty not posting an insult about robert frazer's staying power
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<ceejayoz> heh
<Afoxi> o_o
<Afoxi> your timing is priceless

<Squid|DNA> Unk I've had plenty of chances to reproduce but I gladly passed them up for practice
<Merturk_NB> that's about sums it up
<Mnementh> practice?
<Hablacraja> practice? *fap fap fap*
<Unk> practice?
<Mnementh> yeah
<Merturk_NB> lmao
* Unk orders a fleshlight for squiddy
<Zepherian> (masterbatione)
<Nuri> this irc so puts 4chan to shame
<Mnementh> 'just getting my technique right!'
<Nuri> :D
<Squid|DNA> Reproductive activites which do not involve fertilization.
<Hablacraja> yes yes, bio nerd
<Squid|DNA> FUCKING.
<Squid|DNA> There.
<Unk> up zee arse?
<Squid|DNA> Jesus.
<soul> lol
<Riess> lol
<Zepherian> oral sex
<Squid|DNA> CONTRACEPTIVES.

<Buggo> LOL blowjobs are good

<Cable> Who wants to hear a joke?
<Aegelward> sure
<BlackStar> sure
<Cable> Mikk and Inq jump off a skyscraper to see who can hit the ground first. Who wins?
<Cable> Society.
<BlackStar> Good call.

<Moe|gone> ok what the FUCK
<Hyperian> it's calling for you
<Moe|gone> the fucking mayor of a German city just ran over my little sister while doing a PR stunt on a bicycle

<IcecreamLtDan> LOL, my wife thought my COH copy was the offer letter from my new company
<IcecreamLtDan> It's supposed to come FedEx Express as well
<IcecreamLtDan> She left a message on the answering machine after she got to work all excited about it and wanting to make sure I went ahead and signed it
<IcecreamLtDan> I don't have the heart to tell her what it actually is

<Trizzdog> i have never seen anyone forget their own birthday, unless they are old and senile, and have good reason to forget
<Afoxi> well
<Afoxi> it's only been like what
<Afoxi> a year since my last one
<Afoxi> oh wait
<Afoxi> nvm
<Trizzdog> i'd be worried if your birthday wasn't 365 (sans leap years) days after your last one

<Inq> so im like hungry
<Inq> and dont have any money
<Inq> or food
* Inq is now known as Africa

<SquidDNA> DO NOT RUN, TASTY CHILDREN. I AM YOUR FRIEND.

<Afoxi> hmm... i just got an email from admins@relicnews.com
<Arch> Aren't you one of the new mods?
<Afoxi> no
<Afoxi> i didnt apply
* Trizzdog|CoH is now known as Trizzdog
<Afoxi> We at Relic Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!
<Afoxi> fuck it
<Afoxi> i forgot my own birthday
<Arch> Heh. Yah, that one.
<Chrome> lol.
<Trizzdog> hah
<Chrome> wait you FORGOT your own BIRTHDAY?
<Chrome> .__.

<pH14> hey, delphy is irish?
<ionfish> no, delphy is english, he just lives in ireland
<ph14> is he being punished? what did he do?

\\ From out of the blue:

<Afoxi> I want my own swearing fairy. =\

<Hyperian> no body told me it'd feel so good
<Hyperian> nobody said you'd be so beautiful
<Hyperian> nobody warned me about your smile
<Hyperian> you're the life, you're the light when i close my eyes
<Hyperian> i'm colour blind
<Hyperian> you made me colour blind
<Moe|away> Why thanks Hyp
<Moe|away> You're a nice guy
<Moe|away> But I just don't feel about you that way
<Hyperian> no problem
<Moe|away> Sorry, but we can never be together like that
* Hyperian weeps

<GeneralNukeEm> am I the only person who thinks editting the original post in the thread isn't funny
<reki> yes
<Hablacraja> yes.
<molo> YES
<Zell> yes
<RaptorShadow> Obviously so.
<Chrysophylax> yes
<pH14> yes
<reki> but you're also the only person who has never masturbated before
<reki> so its good that you're a bit of a pioneer
<GeneralNukeEm> so clearly playing with your own dick makes you a moron...good thing I don't plan on doing that
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<Moe|away> Oh
<Moe|away> by the way
<Moe|away> at the meetup, when we go out for drinks
<Moe|away> I mean I know Allie likes that cocktail
<Moe|away> but there is no fucking way in hell I'm walking up to the bar and saying "I'd like a blowjob please" before I see one of you guys do it
<Slow_Runner> :D
<Moe|away> I still think you're trying to prank me
<Someguy> haha
<Riess> :D
<Weavern> simple solution
<Weavern> have nova do it

<Moe> argh
<Moe> operserv won't let me kick users remotely
<Moe> I want chanop back
<Moe> that guy was badass
<Woggy> What you gonna do NOW, EH!?
<Moe> well
<Woggy> spam spam spam spam spam....
-> mode: OperServ sets mode (+o Moe)
<Woggy> Oshit!
-> mode: Moe sets mode (+b *!*enryrigde@*.range86-142.btcentralplus.com)
-> This (*!*enryrigde@*.range86-142.btcentralplus.com) ban affects: <Woggy>
-> kick: <Woggy> was kicked by <Moe>: (this.)

<BmB> I have a problem...
<BmB> I have previously been able to view 270p media on my computer...
<BmB> but now it just lags to hell...
<BmB> What could'a happened?
<BmB> Hello?
<BmB> A little tech support here?
<BmB> Anyone?
<BmB> Helloooo?
<BmB> Anybody hooomee?
<BmB> Ah shizcakes
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<Akranadas> Coast is clear guys :D
<Zepherian> phew
<fitz> lol u guys are mean

<Afoxi> ok everyone, you know standard protocols, if you click you lose IQ
<Hiroshi_Tea> i juat loosed iq!
<Hiroshi_Tea> *just
<Hiroshi_Tea> *losed
<Aegelward_> lost?
<Hablacraja> apparently

<Kroggy> reiss makes irc sound like some evil dungeon from where we plan raids to pillage, burn and rape the forums.
<ionfish> riess hit the nail on the head then

<animal|fc> :D
<Krytonic|FC> :D
<animal|fc> copying me?
<Krytonic|FC> copying you?
<animal|fc> cool
<Krytonic|FC> kewl
<animal|fc> hi
<Krytonic|FC> hia
<animal|fc> /quit
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<animal|fc> ROFFLE
<animal|fc> omfg he fell for it