Relic Community Quotes Database

<hiro> i hate botany
<hiro> all the drawings of roots look like penises
<Tiresias> yay penis!

<Martian> <GuaRR|WoW|Raid> people have to much time on their hands.... and voila.. you have youtube
<Martian> <GuaRR|WoW|Raid>
<Martian> WoW|Raid
<Martian> THE IRONY

<Moe> hang on for a sec the room is spinning
<SquidDNA> hahaha
<Moe> *motherfucker*
<Moe> whoa
<Moe> seriously
<Moe> should not have done that
<Moe> FYI: bacardi 151 + fanta = evil
<Moe> ok bbl dealing with this crisis

<ZellFish> Squid; much to your dismay, the local paper decided to print my story.
<ZellFish> :|
<ZellFish> In bits and pieces.
<SquidDNA> Why would this be to my dismay
<ZellFish> You dislike how the opening is wroting.

<soul> i am such an asshole sometimes

Novaburn: Everyone say SpartAAAAA
Squid: Shhh, you're gonna spoil it! (looking at the people standing in line)
Novaburn: SPOILER! THEY ALL DIE

// Having our picture taken outside the theatre where we'd just seen The 300.

<danger627> i bought my gf Dawnsons Creek season 1 on DVD for her birthday, thinking she could watch it when she wasnt with me. OMFG. TALK ABOUT THE BIGGEST FUCKING MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.

* Topic is '#Outofcontexttheatre <SquidDNA> I like crotches <Murph> I got into another black guy today <LappyMikk> ahh, now I got a long enough cable to plug the holes <SquidDNA> Hell yes it is. <Moe|away> get some distance between you and the fucker'

<Artoo> how do you housetrain an alien?
<Artoo> I find hard to envision that thing on a leash or something
<NovaBurn> depends on if it has genetic memory or not
<NovaBurn> they always seem to want to kill
<Zepherian> I would use a kind but firm tone of voice
<Zepherian> like....
<Zepherian> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Zepherian> LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
<Zepherian> STOP STOP STOP!!!!
<Zepherian> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
<Zepherian> ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Artoo> how about...
<Zepherian> *gurgle*
<Artoo> HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPP!!!!!!!!
<Zepherian> :)
<Zepherian> of course, somebody else would have to incubate him for me
<Zepherian> anyone want a temp job?
<Mnementh> dog could
<Artoo> not really...
<Artoo> gah... this conversation started to make too much sense... I'm gonna go do something else...
<deadguy|work> yeargh nova
* Zepherian slaps Artoo with his silly stick
<deadguy|work> is that what you call it
<Khet> heh
* Artoo feels uneasy about the stick
<Zepherian> not THAT stick
<Zepherian> much longer and slightly thinner
<Zepherian> well, dinnertime!
<Artoo> waaay to bail out of it Z ;D
<Zepherian> before you all obcess on my penis
* Zepherian runs
* Zepherian is now known as Zeph|Afk
* Artoo on the other hand... slowly and elegantly walks away to read a book
<deadguy|work> before we abcess on his penis
<deadguy|work> ?
<deadguy|work> that sounds really bad
<fisher_-_-> abcess on his penis
<deadguy|work> I think that may need a doctor's attention
<fisher_-_-> that would be the most painful thing EVER
<Zeph|Afk> excessice oral sex causes tooth decay
* Zeph|Afk gone now
<ceejayoz> to the dentist?
* deadguy|work tips
<fisher_-_-> hahahahahaha
<Artoo> rofl
<Colonel[AFK]> oh dear lord
<Khet> poor zeph

* Joins: IgnusDei
<IgnusDei> is it still a gay fantasy if i think of myself as a girl?
<IgnusDei> hm.
<IgnusDei> FOOD FOR THOUGHT

<Moe> you guys have independence day tomorrow
<soul> yea moe
<soul> 3 day weekend
<soul> where we consume vast quantities of flesh cooked over open fire and shoot off fireworks and firearms
<soul> sometimes we hang a colored person
<soul> but the little bastards are getting harder to catch
<soul> i mean
<soul> so how is everyone doing today?

<Hyperian> why does everything route through halifax
<Hyperian> or fairfax
<Hyperian> or -fax
<molo> because the internet is actually a series of faxes
<molo> not tubes
<molo> did you get the interfax i sent you

<Tiresias> kill
<Tiresias> kill
<Tiresias> kill
<Tiresias> kill
<Zepherian> and this my friends is a homicidal queer

<Someguy> i'm sorry, i don't have like 500-600 dollars to spend on a multi GPU card
<Dimension> dude
<Dimension> 500 or 600 would buy you a pretty fine hooker
<Dimension> we're talking upper class here
<Someguy> i know
<Someguy> i want some baller shit
<Dimension> you want what?
* Chrome has joined #relicnews
* ChanOP sets mode: +o Chrome
<Chrome> oi
<Dimension> chrome
<Someguy> heh
<Dimension> would you have sex with someguy for 600$?
<NovaBurn> AHAH
<Dimension> that'd buy you a multi-gpu gfx card ;d
<Chrome> Heh
<Chrome> hehehehe
<Chrome> nah I'd put the money towards a new digital tablet. :3
<Chrome> Wacom of course.

<Fixer-at-work> I removed all traces of Winter Assault from my hard drive. Playing Winter Assault leads to frustration, frustration leads to anger, anger leads to property damage.

<Gaz> heard you were destroyed in a drinking competition with Buggo Soulie....;)
<Unk> drunken midgets
<Unk> i hope there is a video
<soul> fuckin A man
<soul> you have no idea
<soul> destroyed
<Someguy|office> it's like
<Someguy|office> getting sajuuked
<soul> yea
<soul> i got sajuuked
<Unk> the bear got sajuuked
<Unk> ironic
<Chrome> LOL
<soul> sajuuk came to bear all right
<soul> and fucked him

//...Relic meetup fallout <3

<Bruffalo> you know Furious, we had zeph on an up, self esteem-wise
<Bruffalo> and you had to go and crush it
<DrFurious> retards aren't allowed to have self esteem

<a1> ogod i think my parents are fucking
<a1> :<<<<<<<<<<<
<pH14> GET THE CAMERA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
<GeneralNukeEm> that's how you came into the world a1
<GeneralNukeEm> stop bitching
<pH14> a1 is gonna have a little sibling in 9 months
<molo> b176
<pH14> a177

<Jinkguns> Spore is win.
<Jinkguns> Like, if I could choose either Spore or losing my virginity to a exotic virgin super model that wasn't super skinny.
<Jinkguns> I dunno what I'd pick.

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<Question> IGNUS SAY SOMETHING INCEST RELATED PLEASE
* Tiresias slaps IgnusDei around a bit with a large trout
<IgnusDei> bah
<IgnusDei> enough incest
<IgnusDei> how about auto-incest
<celtti> ...
<IgnusDei> example:
<celtti> no
<celtti> no
<celtti> no incest talk
<IgnusDei> i once tried to suck my own dick.
<celtti> Question, I'll kill you
<IgnusDei> end of example.

<panth> ceej, your avatar has an exceedingly large crotch
<panth> i wonder how many metres of trouser snake you're packing down there
<Hyperian> panth: just ask jen
<panth> i did. she said "i'm in too much pain to talk right now"

<Sev_away> I wonder how many would be alive if this channel went to war as a squad after day one, as a result of friendly fire

<BmB> what is a faps?
<BmB> anyways
<deadguy> it's not a noun
<Zepherian> it's what I go do when you start talking bmb :)

<Unk> extra large of course
<molo> you don't need to impress us
<treb|CBC> he uses the larger condom to carry the regular sized ones
<treb|CBC> like a purse

<soul> i dont have a drinkin problem