Relic Community Quotes Database

<Zepherian> YOU GUYS ARE GODS
<ceejayoz> Zeph - actually, got a PM today from an angry user
<ceejayoz> "WHAT ???? ARE U God??? "
<Zepherian> you should answer with a "check avvy"
<Zepherian> and then turn his mother into a toad

<Kushan> well at least i can never catch [HIV]
<Kushan> because i'm not gay
<Hiigara> wtf since when
<Kushan> since we broke up

<Khet> black holes are like black holes?
<Khet> wtf
<Khet> since when?
<molo> BLACK HOLE IS LIKE WHITE IF PHYSICS LIFTS
<treb|chowmein> no
<Trinity> black holes are just foreign vaginas... new space to explore
<treb|chowmein> fuck
<Trinity> indeed

<mrBabble> hey molo, do airmen use the terms port and starboard?
<molo> no.
<mrBabble> l/r instead then?
<molo> yes.
<mrBabble> k
<molo> we're not ahab and queequog up there

<Hangfire> http://www.thestar.com/article/200265
<Hangfire> 'When the new chocolate-coloured sofa set was delivered to her Brampton home, Doris Moore was stunned to see packing labels describing the shade as "Nigger-brown."'
<Hangfire> LOL
<Hangfire> I betcha any money it's an "engrish" situation
<Mnementh> well, she does look like she could use the sofa as camoflage

<NovaBurn> hw2 is now starting to bitch about "CONFLICT WITH DISC EMULATION SOFTWARE"
<NovaBurn> personally i think its my dvd drive going out again
<SquidDNA> Nova
<SquidDNA> Your DVD drive isn't real
<SquidDNA> It's an emulated drive

<BmB> rule of thumb:
<BmB> don't do idiotic things
<BmB> people on the internet wil laugh at you.

<Inst> fixer, what the fuck
<Inst> you can't have radar in space
<Inst> there's no medium for sound transmission

<dreddnott> if you go back 30-40 years, Republicans were blue and Democrats were red
<dreddnott> Democrats had more control over the South as well
<GenAmonX2K> no
<Hablacraja> more time than that, due to the whole dixiecrat crossover thing
<GenAmonX2K> if you go back 30-40 years
<GenAmonX2K> Republicans were WHITE
<GenAmonX2K> and Democrats were WHITE
<dreddnott> lol
<GenAmonX2K> what country are you from

<Penitent> at least he isn't called dwayne
<Inst> when was dwayne in vogue?
<molo> the 80s, i would imagine
<molo> along with mullets
<molo> and rat tails
<Inst> it's sort of hard to relate to that aesthetic
<molo> it's sort of hard to understand why anybody would think those are good ideas
<Hablacraja> cocaine's a hell of a drug

<Tim> ugh
<Tim> had to change my sheets as I bled over them
<Tim> it's 4am I'm grumpy as fuck
<Hand> that time of the month, eh?

<IgnusDei> yeah, i think i can forget about ever working for relic as an artist

<NovaBurn> I WAS THE SECOND GUNMAN ON THE GRASSY NOEL
<soul> knoll
<Squid|DNA> Grassy gnoll
<BlackStar> The most dreaded enemy in Dungeons and Dragons: The giant gazebo on a grassy gnoll.
<NovaBurn> A GAZEBO STANDS BEFORE YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO.
<Tiresias> EAT OF THE SNACKS
<Noir> I GET YON CATGIRL
<Squid|DNA> I CAST MAGIC MISSILE
<Noir> A WIZARD DID IT
<NovaBurn> YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GAZEBO.
<NovaBurn> ROLL INITIATIVE
<Squid|DNA> pi!
<Noble> * rolls a 10*
<BlackStar> I SHOOT AN ARROW AT IT
<Noir> I ROLL WIT TWO W/ AWARENESS TWO(ROLL BATTLE +3)
<NovaBurn> THE GAZEBO CASTS PHANTASMAL KILLER
<NovaBurn> YOU ALL DIE.
<BlackStar> Hey! Im entitled to a will save!
* BlackStar fudges the roll
<BlackStar> I got a 147!
<NovaBurn> fine
<NovaBurn> fail
* Squid|DNA sets mode: +m
* Squid|DNA changes topic to 'THE PARTY HAS DIED'

<GenAmonX2K> you slapped me with a power glove
<GenAmonX2K> I thought it was foreplay
<GenAmonX2K> err I mean
<GenAmonX2K> ...nope, not getting out of that one...damn
<BlackStar> "I sprayed you with mace!"
<BlackStar> "I thought it was foreplay."

<Riess> hm, I should do something to prevent starving over the weekend
* Riess is now known as RiessOut
<Krautmension> haha
<SquidDNA> To that end Riess I am going to the post office
* SquidDNA is now known as Squid|PO
<Krautmension> adn I'm going to organize wood and screws and a powerdrill
* Krautmension is now known as Dimoff
<RiessOut> POWERKRAUT
<Squid|PO> Alright
<Squid|PO> Meet back here in one hour
<Squid|PO> Synchronize watches!
* Squid|PO changes topic to 'MONTAAAAAGE!'

<Afoxi> WHAT?
<Afoxi> YOU WANT ME TO BECOME EMO TOO?
<Hiigara> YOU ARE TURNING INTO ME
<Hiigara> STFU
<Hiigara> ...
<Afoxi> timing =P

<Caesar_Lab> Jinks kicked her in the throat during sex
<Afoxi> It's awesome to watch IRC and read minute details everyone's sex lives (or lack thereof) are, but TMI.
<Cyberbob> HAHA

* Kap pokes Zepherian
* Zepherian slaps Kap around a bit with a large trout
<Kap> Rainbow or river?
<Zepherian> you're asking me if the trout was gay?

<soul> i am not trying to be a dick here
<Khet> haha
<Khet> really?
<Kushan> soul doesn't even need to try
<Kushan> he just is

<Magus|Screen> Hyperian2: In Japanese society, in regards to sex, there's one partner who's completely submissive.
<Magus|Screen> Just to the point where they lie there and don't move or make noise.
<Hyperian2> lol
<deadguy|work> I think that's just your technique

* Tiresias glomps hiro
* hiro glomps Tiresias
<Tiresias> :3
<Tiresias> how is the hiro
<hiro> hiro is sweaty
<hiro> and hot
<Kap> unf unf
<hiro> thanks, kap
<Kap> no prob
* Riess sets mode: -gay
<Fedman> oh its gonna get cool and rain alot
<Tiresias> I'm still here
=-= Tiresias was booted from #art by Riess (Riess)
-->| Tiresias has joined #art
<Tiresias> :/
* hiro huggles Tiresias
<Beast> lol
<Riess> you just had to open your mouth, ddidn't you
* Riess fluffles Tiresias
<Tiresias> <3

<Bowkers|laptop> jesus christ..
<Bowkers|laptop> a dead guy just woke up :(
<deadguy> Bowkers|laptop: watching 'The Message' ?
<Bowkers|laptop> yes
<deadguy> wow, you've made good progress
<Bowkers|laptop> I haven't really slept..
<Bowkers|laptop> :/
<deadguy> it was, what, the day before yesterday that you hadn't even finished the first episode?
<Tim> deadie eh
<Tim> FIREFLY SUCKS!
<Tim> SPACE COWBOYS IS GAY!
-!- mode/#homeworld [+b *!*bambam@*.plus.com] by deadguy
-!- Tim was kicked from #homeworld by deadguy [deadguy]
<Bowkers|laptop> yes
<Bowkers|laptop> two days ago I was stuck on the first episode
-!- mode/#homeworld [-b *!*bambam@*.plus.com] by deadguy
-!- Tim has joined #homeworld
<soul> lol
<soul> the old dg would have left the ban in the place
<soul> it used to be about the music
<soul> you changed
<soul> :\
-!- mode/#homeworld [+b *!*soul@*.F58CB246.IP] by deadguy
-!- soul was kicked from #homeworld by deadguy [deadguy]
-!- mode/#homeworld [-b *!*soul@*.F58CB246.IP] by deadguy
-!- soul has joined #homeworld
-!- mode/#homeworld [+oa soul soul] by ChanOP
<soul> rofl
<soul> -irc.hwcommunity.com- *** You were forced to join #homeworld
<Gaz> FORCED
<Pijama> summoned
<deadguy> :D
<Kap> what voodoo magics be these
<Gaz> deadie's infernal irc tricks from his very own Book of The Dead
<Kap> WHATTHEFUCKDEADDIE
<deadguy> ?
<Kap> -irc.hwcommunity.com- *** You were forced to join #penisBeUponYou
<deadguy> (V)uahahahahahah
<Gaz> uh-oh
<Gaz> THE MASTER CHIEF HAS WENT BERSERK

<Deionarra> What are you studying Bowkers?
<Bowkers|laptop> History
<Bowkers> with a hint of genocide
<Bowkers> atm final year of UG
<SquidDNA> a *dash* of genocide
<Bowkers> where I'm studying Revolution and History, Science and History and Democracy and War
<Deionarra> It wouldn't be proper history without a little genocide thrown in
<SquidDNA> SCIENCE AND HISTORY AND REVOLUTION AND HISTORY AND HISTORY AND BAKED BEANS AND HISTORY AND HISTORY AND HISTORY
<Jal-18> have you considered talking to black about community?
<Jal-18> it's like history, but right now
<Bowkers> what do you mean Jal?
<Jal-18> black said some sentence yesterday that was 50% community
<SquidDNA> hahaha
<Jal-18> it was a little inside joke
<SquidDNA> That was awesome
<Jal-18> squid was there
<Jal-18> he can tell you
<SquidDNA> [21:06] <Black> Also I will draft a plan to incorporate the community TF2 server community into the plan.
<SquidDNA> [21:06] <Jal-18> community
<SquidDNA> [21:07] <SquidDNA> <Black> Also I will draft a community plan to incorporate the community TF2 plan server community into the community plan.
<Jal-18> yes
<Jal-18> that was it
<Someguy|work> heh
<Deionarra> hah
<Bowkers> haha
<SquidDNA> hum
<Bowkers> I haven't spoken to Black no
<Jal-18> well, it's a bad idea
<Jal-18> so don't
<SquidDNA> ever

<UberJumper> hey... at least I've had a threesome :-/ (before wife of course)
<UberJumper> I didn't believe it either MB, until they were both sucking my cock
<UberJumper> well... the one of them was my fuck friend for the longest time
<Mac_Bug|sleep> think of this as group therapy session

<IgnusDei> it's been too long since i've had meat entering my mouth
<IgnusDei> yum