Relic Community Quotes Database

<sidewinder> o noes! hiig has lost feeling in his pee-pee!
<Hiigara> it'll never get used anyway...

(Handarazuur) Oh yeah, well I can spam too
(Handarazuur) Spam Wars: Epispam II - Attack of the Spams
(Handarazuur) The Lord of the Spams: The Return of the Spam
(Handarazuur) I Know What You Spammed Last Summer
(animal|FC) Spaminator 3 - Rise of the Spam
(animal|FC) 2 Spam 2 Furious
(Cyberus) spammy movie 3
(animal|FC) Spam at Tiffanys
(Handarazuur) Dude, Where's My Spam?
(Cyberus) star trek 11 to spam where no spam has ever spammed before
(animal|FC) Romeo must Spam
(Handarazuur) Spam Trek 3: The Search for Spam
(Handarazuur) The Wrath of Spam
(Handarazuur) The Naked Spam
(Cyberus) Spam Trek 6 the undiscovered spam
(mrmin123) omfg stop the spam
(Handarazuur) Spam Trek 5 The Final Spam
(animal|FC) Spam another day
(animal|FC) you only spam twice
(animal|FC) the man with the golden spam
(Handarazuur) Octospammy
(Handarazuur) A View To A Spam
(Handarazuur) Spams Are Forever
(animal|FC) Spamraker
(Handarazuur) Live and Let Spam
(Handarazuur) Goldenspam
(animal|FC) Spam
(animal|FC) Spam 2, cruise control
(Handarazuur) On Her Majesty's Secret Spam
(Handarazuur) License to Spam
(animal|FC) Final Spam - The Spam within
(Cyberus) the matrix 2 respammed
(Handarazuur) Spam Story
(Handarazuur) Spam Inc.
(Handarazuur) Finding Spam
(animal|FC) Spambusters
(Handarazuur) A Spam's Life
(animal|FC) Austin Spammers - The spy who spammed me
(Handarazuur) The Spam King
(Handarazuur) The Hunchback of Notre Spam
(Cyberus) Spammers of the caribbean curse of the black spam
(Handarazuur) Peter Spam
(animal|FC) 101 Spams
(Handarazuur) Snow White and the Seven Spams
(Handarazuur) Alice in Wonderspam
(animal|FC) Beauty and the Spam
(Handarazuur) The Aristospams
(animal|FC) Forrest Spam
(Handarazuur) Aspammin
(Handarazuur) Tarzpam
(animal|FC) Spamaway
(Cyberus) inspector spam
(animal|FC) Spamtanic
(Handarazuur) Roger Spamjet
(animal|FC) The Spam
(Cyberus) the league of extraordinary spammers
(animal|FC) Eight Legged Spams
(Handarazuur) The Spam
(animal|FC) The Spam 2
(Cyberus) you've got spam mail
(Cyberus) city of spammers
(Cyberus) spammageddon
(animal|FC) I dream of Spam
(Handarazuur) The Spams That Ate Paris
(animal|FC) attack of the killer spam
(Handarazuur) The Italian Spam
(Handarazuur) The Maltese Spam
(animal|FC) American Spam in London
(Handarazuur) Gone With The Spam
(Cyberus) the neverending spam
(animal|FC) Last of the Spamhecans
(Handarazuur) Dances With Spams
(Cyberus) the man called spam
(Handarazuur) Spam Almighty
(animal|FC) A fish called spam
(Cyberus) spams angels
(animal|FC) it came from outer spam
(Cyberus) 40 spams and 40 spams
(animal|FC) Resident Spam
(animal|FC) Casper the friendly Spam
(Handarazuur) Spam Raider: The Cradle of Spam
(animal|FC) Queen of the Spammed
(Cyberus) lord of the spam fellowship of the spammers
(Handarazuur) The Two Spams
(animal|FC) MacSpam
(Handarazuur) K-SPAM
(animal|FC) Big Spam in little China
(Handarazuur) Not Another Spam Movie
(animal|FC) what women spam
(animal|FC) the breakfast spam
(Handarazuur) The Mighty Spams
(animal|FC) pretty spam
(Handarazuur) Spamming Private Ryan
(Handarazuur) The Runaway Spam
(animal|FC) one flew over the spams nest
(animal|FC) Spam at the Gates
(Handarazuur) A Spam to Remember
(Handarazuur) Trainspamming
(animal|FC) Spam to Society
(Handarazuur) Dead Poets' Spam
(animal|FC) 12 Spams
(Handarazuur) Spammy Gilmore
(animal|FC) 28 Spams later
(animal|FC) Blood Spam
(Cyberus) the spam boy
(animal|FC) Whats Spam got to do with it?
(Handarazuur) Monty Python and the Holy Spam
(Cyberus) spamworld
(Handarazuur) Monty Python and the Life of Spam
(Handarazuur) Monty Python and the Meanin of Spam
(Cyberus) the last spam
(animal|FC) Reservoir Spam
(Handarazuur) Raiders of the Lost Spam
(Cyberus) spammed in america
(Handarazuur) Spam Fiction
(animal|FC) From Spam till Spam
(Handarazuur) Spam Bill
(animal|FC) Spammed in America
(animal|FC) Back to the Spam
(Handarazuur) Independence Spam
(Cyberus) spam forever
(Handarazuur) From Spam Till Eternity
(Cyberus) 4 spams and a funeral
(animal|FC) My Left Spam
(Handarazuur) Spam, Actually
(animal|FC) Wierd Spam
(Handarazuur) Dante's Spam
(Cyberus) crouching tiger hidden spam
(Handarazuur) Spamcano
(Cyberus) the island of Dr. Spam
(Handarazuur) Batspam
(Cyberus) planet of the spammers
(animal|FC) The Island of Dr Spam
(Handarazuur) Voyage to the Bottom of the Spam
(Handarazuur) When Spams Collide
(Cyberus) sliding spam
(Handarazuur) Caspamity Jane
(Cyberus) Lucky Spam
(Cyberus) the rhinestone spam
(animal|FC) the Spam in the nile
(Handarazuur) The Chronicles of Spam
(Handarazuur) Romancing the Spam
(animal|FC) In Clear and Present Spam
(Cyberus) the year of spamming dangerously
(Handarazuur) The Spam of All Fears
(Cyberus) higher spamming
(Handarazuur) Spider-Spam
(animal|FC) Point Spam
(animal|FC) Spamhanger
(Cyberus) the naked spam
(Cyberus) beverly hills spam
(Handarazuur) Lethal Spam
(Handarazuur) Song of the Spam
(animal|FC) The Green Spam
(animal|FC) Spam Cemetary
(animal|FC) from rags to SPam
(Handarazuur) The Spammer Clause
(animal|FC) legend of the Spam
(animal|FC) Spam of the northstar
(Handarazuur) Conan the Spambarian
(animal|FC) A Christmas Spam
(animal|FC) Spambada
(animal|FC) Dirty Spamming
(Cyberus) bicentinneal spam
(animal|FC) 9 and a Half Spams
(Cyberus) artificial spam
(Handarazuur) Good Morning, Vietspam
(Handarazuur) Inspamnia
(Cyberus) 1 hour spam
(Handarazuur) Spam Adams
(animal|FC) Honey, I Spammed the Kids
(Cyberus) dead spammers society
(Handarazuur) Honey, I Blew Up the Spam
(animal|FC) one man and his spam
(Antimatter) .
(Handarazuur) Death to Spammy
(Cyberus) bride of spammy
(animal|FC) GoodSpammas
(Handarazuur) The Spam and I
(Handarazuur) The Spam of Music
(Cyberus) the spamfather
(Handarazuur) Spam Pacific
(Handarazuur) A Streetcar Named Spam
(animal|FC) Spam Wars: Return of the Spam
(Handarazuur) The Empire Spams Back
(Cyberus) the spam strikes back
(animal|FC) the invicible spam
(Handarazuur) Mystery Spam
(Cyberus) the 6 million dollar spam
(animal|FC) Spams of new york
(animal|FC) catch me if you spam
(Handarazuur) The Man in the Iron Spam
(Cyberus) spammistad
(Handarazuur) Pitch Spam
(Cyberus) spam hard, spam hard 2 spam haerder
(animal|FC) Me, My Spam and I
(Handarazuur) Th3ee Spams
(Cyberus) master and spammer
(animal|FC) much ado about spam
(Handarazuur) Around the Spam in 80 Days
(animal|FC) done it :p
(Cyberus) what's eating gilbert SPAM
(FLyTroNiX^) romeo and spamulet
(animal|FC) theres something about spam
(Handarazuur) The Matrix Respammed
(Handarazuur) Meet the Spams
(FLyTroNiX^) men in spam
(Cyberus) stuart spam
(Handarazuur) Empire of the Spam
(FLyTroNiX^) spam hawk down
(FLyTroNiX^) spam idenetity
(Handarazuur) Spamtalkers
(Cyberus) the silence of the spam
(Handarazuur) Spammibal
(Handarazuur) 2001: A Spam Odyssey
(FLyTroNiX^) full metal spam
(Handarazuur) A Clockwork Spam
(Cyberus) 2010 the year we make spam
(Handarazuur) The War of the Spams
(Cyberus) deuce bigalow male spammer
(Handarazuur) Spam: Impossible
(Handarazuur) The Last Spamurai
(Handarazuur) Top Spam
(Handarazuur) Spammie, Get Your Gun
(FLyTroNiX^) spam fantasy IX
(Handarazuur) Ace Ventura: Spam Detective
(animal|FC) Spam Club
(Handarazuur) The Spamshank Redemption
(Handarazuur) An Officer and a Gentlespam
(Handarazuur) The English Spam
(Handarazuur) i think we've covered them all!
(animal|FC) yeah, just about

[20:22] <Hablacraja> I THINK HE IS GAY FOR YOU
[20:22] <&SquidDNA> This was someone stalking me
[20:22] <dreddnott> you going to start cybering
[20:22] <&SquidDNA> Yes

<Chrysophylax> this is something that warrants a kick
* Chrysophylax pushes Chrome into a crevasse
<Chrysophylax> in chrome's brain only, tho
<Chrysophylax> :p
* Hablacreve tosses a grenade after her
<Chrysophylax> haha
* Chrysophylax was kicked by Chrome (PH33R MY CREVASSE)

<pH14> lets make out
<danga> Lets never fight again.
* pH14 unzips
* danga bends
* danga has quit (Quit: )
<pH14> well, that will keep danga away for another month

<Jumper|DS1> I came back to this window
<Jumper|DS1> and I was like "Wow, the guy that typed that sounds like he knows what he's talking about"
<Jumper|DS1> and then I was like "wait, I wrote that?"

<ionfish> now I'm confused, is merty incestuous or a paedophile?

<Dorkdav> Have you ever seen "Afraid of Girls"
<IgnusDei> i'm not afraid of girls
<IgnusDei> they're afraid of me
<IgnusDei> hence i'm always afraid that THEY might be afraid of me
<IgnusDei> because that's so embarassing
<IgnusDei> ITS NOT THE SAME THING DAMNIT
* IgnusDei sobs in a corner

<celtti> hey tire, get me a new pc
<Tiresias> I haven't enough money to buy myself one yet -_-
<Tiresias02> celtti before I'd even consider getting you a PC you'd have to sleep with me ;p
<celtti> talk about putting a man between a rock and an uncomfortable place mate
<Tiresias> worth a try :/
<celtti> is it?
<celtti> is it?!
<Tiresias> wait
<Tiresias> freudian slip

<Tiresias> I remember when I put him on ignore
<Tiresias> it really bothered him
<Mnementh> how do you know it bothered him?
<Mnementh> if he was on ignore

<Tiresias> WATCH OUT FOR THE CONVICTS
<Alliance> felony is no longer a requirement to travel to australia you know
<ionfish> no, but it helps

<Starblade> i wish i had a buck
<RetroCiderdrinkin> ...all MY questions about your sexual preference just vanished...
<RetroCiderdrinkin> :D

<Riess> bah, I have no clothes for moderately cold weather, it seems. All I have is "summer wear" and "blizzard gear"
<Tails> wear a leather coat and shorts
<Hyperian> genius

* ceejayoz qdb
<soul> god dammit
<ceejayoz> :D
<soul> get another hobby potter

<nyyti|drivinglesson> hai inq
<nyyti|drivinglesson> and bai inq
<Agdune> HE'S ON IRC WHILE DRIVING
<Agdune> RUN

<Arch> But Riess, you'll have to ride in my ftl underwear and I'm not sure your up for that kind of thing.
<molo> if you're going to be sexy at least get your you're/yours right

<SquidDNA> I cannot figure out how to join their crapass forums
<SquidDNA> What the fuck
<SquidDNA> I am begging the internet to be shot in the face and it won't appease me

// he's trying to join the Blizzard forums

<Tails:> but soujoukh and eggs is a personal favorite
<Gblaze:> soujoukh?
<Tails:> tough, salty sausage
<Tails:> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soujoukh
<Tails:> its gooooooood
<BlackStar:> reminds me of sajuuk
<Tails:> hahahahhahaha
<Tails:> when I first played homeworld 2
<Tails:> I thought sajuuk was soujoukh
<Tails:> I was like, "their god is a sausage?"
<Gblaze:> Bring Saojouhk to the Bear. And with Anchovies please
<Tiresias:> my god is a sausage
<Tiresias:> ALL HAIL MIGHTY SAUSAGE
<BlackStar:> We already know you worship cock =\

<Void> hiig is lost somewhere
<Gaz> still Hiigara Rem
<Void> haven't seen him in ages
<Gaz> fuck knows where he is though
<rem^onair> I havent been on the relicboards in about a year
<a1> this is a huge track
<Mnementh> he changed some of the letters in his name
<Severijn> "one of the cryotrays......."
<Mnementh> he's now Viiagra
<rem^onair> lol
<Gaz> LOL
<Void> haha
<Gaz> he couldn't get it up for Karan S'jet
<rem^onair> hehe
<Mnementh> flying banana?
<Unk> lmao

* Mikk slaps you all with a donkey cock for applying logic to nonsense
* Tails wonders how mikk got hold of a donkey cock
<Mikk> I didn't
<Inq|warlords> he has it in a jar
<Inq|warlords> under his bed

<Zepherian> ok, lets get a search party up
<Zepherian> hiig has fallen off the internet
<Zepherian> we all know its hard out there
<Zepherian> at best he can only survive some 70 odd years, so we gotta be quick
<Zepherian> volunteers?
<Zepherian> TO GO...
<Zepherian> OUTSIDE.

<Aegelward> the first few times you use it. you'll definetly get a rash
<Cable> No matter how "safety" you get I'm sure I'd find a way to cut myself
* fneep (fneep@hwc-F1BC9489.vic.bigpond.net.au) has left #homeworld
<Tails> Aegel
<Tails> I used an electric razor for 2 years
<Cable> Wait, that sounded fucking emo
<Cable> Everyone type /clear

## The forums went down....again....##

<Haborym> Everything's gone. Relicnews is burning.
<Shoe> haha
<Chrome> omg, win
<Chrome> Wait....on the maintenance frequency. The forumite hideouts. IRC. They must be rescued.
<Shoe> hahaha
<Gblaze> What about the Beast!
<Squid|soak> You have rescued 3 channels. 3 remain.
<Chrome> lol
<Gblaze> It's infecting our systems!
<atmawpn> IRC is under attack. Defend them!
<Beast> ...?
<dodo129> We have strange readings from the IRC servers. are you running any tests down there?
* Gblaze blasts three Taiidan frigates
<Shoe> habla wins a coupon worth one (1) intertubes
<atmawpn> Those channels contain all that remain of our people. Without them, we will become extinct.
<Chrome> Use salvage corvettes to retrieve the channels and the forumites contained within.
<Gblaze> The Beast has infected 1 of the channels
<Chrome> (dude, Kharak mission, not Cata. >_>)
<Beast> JETTISON THE CHANNEL HURRY!!!!
<dodo129> We gave them no mercy. they expected none.
<atmawpn> lol
<Gblaze> Beast is here, so why not? ;D
<Chrome> ok.
<Beast> lol
<Squid|soak> Hahaha
<Squid|soak> That would totally own
<dodo129> we kept banning until the bansticks were red hot and deformed
<Beast> hey leave me out of it
<Squid|soak> SURPSISE MISSION THREE
<Beast> I STILL have a cast from that fucking siege.
<Beast> :p
<dodo129> The admins... they never said anything
<atmawpn> Channels loaded and secure. Hyperspace module fully charged. There's nothing left for us here. Let's go.
<dodo129> i think in that moment... they envied us
<Beast> noones left.....everyones gone...#homeworld is burning!
<dodo129> so is this for real?

<Tails> ughhh writers block
* Tiresias chisels it into a shape of a kitten
<Tails> writers kitten :)

<soul> heyo
<soul> sober so turn the logging off