Relic Community Quotes Database

<Zepherian> I propose we name the 20th of october international faggot wizzard day
<Kap> faggot = bundle of sticks
<Trinity> We will call it Gayzord day
<Trinity> or the day of Warcocks
<Black> Warcocks it is.
<Zepherian> Can we have a Wizz of the Gayzord?
<Trinity> Which will be such a gay time
<Trinity> Witch will be such a gay time
<Trinity> Witch will be such a ghey time
<Trinity> there... i am happy now
<Trinity> or gay
<Trinity> take you dick
<Trinity> *pick
<Trinity> your*
<Black> I think that settles it.
<Zepherian> o_O
<Trinity> <crickets>
<Trinity> I amuse myself
<Trinity> I'd QDB that but I've submitted two already tonight
<Trinity> and i don't want to be considered too submissive
* Zepherian puts away the whip and mouthpiece
<Trinity> I abuse myself too sometimes

<Jinkguns> God. I hope your here. I don't believe in praying and I know your most likely hiding behind one of the nicks here for obvious reasons. I really, really need the assistant researcher position I just applied for. :(
<Hablacraja> No.
<Jinkguns> Damn.
<Hablacraja> Okay.

<Zepherian> I'm so lazy I probably don't create enough kinetic energy for a seiko
<Zepherian> :S
<Chrome> hahaha Zeph
<Zepherian> don't laugh, this is a grave personal tragedy

//on the matter of wristwatches...//

<Riess> "Welcome to our newest member, cheap_viagra"
<Riess> gee I wonder if that may be a spambot
<ionfish> let's not wait around and find out

<Moe> mirehn has a good name for it begins with m
<Moe> currently the ms have the upper hand
<Moe> I say we do an uprising
<Moe> and destroy all those who begin with J
<Moe> for they are dangerously close
<Akranadas> I out number you
<Akranadas> 4 A's is greater than 3 M's
* Moe grabs Magus by his ankle and tosses him at akra
<Moe> MUHAHAHA DIE
* Akranadas grabs nyyEffect by his ankle and tosses him at Moe
<Akranadas> Ha! how do you like that!
* Moe holds up mirehn to deflect
* Moe puts the blame on Akra
<Moe> you are hurting yourself!
<Akranadas> NO! My only weakness!
<Akranadas> I'm blaming, I'm Blaming!

<Hiigara> seagate is hot and loud
<NovaBurn> so is your mouth

<Riess|work> Squid do you think I should buy a Cintiq
<Afoxi> zomg
<Afoxi> can you afford one?
<Afoxi> err
<Afoxi> are you able to afford one?
<SquidDNA> Riess I think you should use a Cintiq with profits from our comic
<SquidDNA> I CANNOT FUCKING PUT SENTENCES TOGETHER LATELY
<SquidDNA> Riess I think you should buy a Cintiq with profits from our comic
<Afoxi> odd, because i'm making alot more typos than usual lately.
<Riess|work> Squid I want one before 2037
<SquidDNA> Riess I think you should use profits profits from our comic to buy a Cintiq
<SquidDNA> profits profits
<SquidDNA> (sigh)
<SquidDNA> profitzzzz

<Jinkguns> No when we were dating I was going to regularly visit her
<pH14> it is really sad when Zeph wants to live vicariously through Jinks
<pH14> ;[
<Jinkguns> the restraining order keeps me 100 miles away from her. :/
<Zepherian> yes ph
<Caesar> HAHAHA
<Zepherian> i realise the error of my ways now
<Zepherian> ok, back to car
<Starfisher> <Jinkguns> the restraining order keeps me 100 miles away from her. :/
<pH14> american cars are good
<Starfisher> !?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!??!
<Starfisher> !?1/1/!?1?1/1?!!?
<pH14> !,!,!,!,!,
<Jinkguns> ONE DEAD CAT, IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT OKAY
<Chrome> wtf jinks
<Zepherian> wait wait wait
<Starfisher> story
* Waffles|Dragla declares Starfisher as the winners
<Starfisher> STORY
<Chrome> you sure it was an accident? >_>
<Starfisher> STORY
<Zepherian> waaaaa?
<Shoe> oh god
<Jinkguns> WE BROKE UP AND I PULLED OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY FAST
* Shoe ejects
<Zepherian> ok, spill the beans jinks
* Shoe is now known as Shoe|Boxed
<Riess> another epic #homeworld moment
<Zepherian> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Zepherian> YOU KILLED HER CAT?!
<Code> LOL
<Waffles|Dragla> lol
<Unk> ahahaha
<Jinkguns> ON ACCIDENT, 5 minutes after we broke up
<Waffles|Dragla> ... Thats sadish
<Code> i shouldnt laugh
<Code> but thats ......lol
<Starfisher> are you that guy from the office?
<Chrome> hahaha 5 minutes after you broke up=NO ACCIDENT
<Chrome> stop denying it already
<Starfisher> he's dwayne
<Zepherian> YOU KILLED KITTY?
<Zepherian> YOU BASTARD!
<Zepherian> :p
<Starfisher> that resulted in a restraining order

[20:55:11] <&Moe> ...there is spinach in my pants
[20:55:17] <&Moe> why the hell is there spinach in my pants.

(about drinking)
<soul> there was an incident
<soul> between myself the bush behind the bench and the restaurant manager
<treb|CoHfee> washroom confusion?
<soul> didnt have time for the washroom
<soul> i hope that teaches a family friendly restaurant to not have window glass seating out the front
<soul> dumbasses
<soul> in my defense who eats dinner at 6

<Meta> Two men are having a drinking contest.
<Meta> First one says to the bartender "Give me some H2O!" and drinks it down.
<Meta> Second guy says "Give me some H2O too!", drinks it and dies.
<Ap0k> ...
<SquidDNA> Peroxide isn't that toxic :/
<Meta> It's generally not a good idea to drink it anyway.
* ZellFish has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<ZellCrab> Actually.
<Inst> he must have been a tiny guy
<Inst> like soul
<ZellCrab> A mate of mine was being a cute little faggot, and I wound up drinking some.
<ZellCrab> my spelling si shite
<ZellCrab> :[
<ZellCrab> Anyways, all it did was give me the runs
<Hiigara> <ZellCrab> A mate of mine was being a cute little faggot, and I wound up drinking some <ZellCrab> Anyways, all it did was give me the runs
<Hiigara> rofl
<treb|relaxed> qdb
<ZellCrab> .
<ZellCrab> :|
<Meta> Haha
<Meta> Zetta Quoted!

<Starfisher> weav, if you don't get it, you don't get it :P
<Starfisher> what you just said demonstrates that you don't get it
<SquidDNA> spoiler: weav doesn't get it
<Weavern> i dont get it

<Coey> I remember playing this years ago. I could never survive once the TIE Interceptors started raping me from all angles. It was like hot laser death bukkake.

<Bowkers|radio> Wasn't Wagner anti-semetic?
<Pijama> Wagner wasn't a anti-semitic... well, at least by 19th century Prussian standards
<SquidDNA> Pijama that means he just didn't actually roast jews alive on his front lawn
<Pijama> roasting jews wasn't THAT popular
<Black> Actually, by those standards you're only an anti-semite if you eat them afterwards.

01:43 <Kresjah> Gives me time to crap something to eat too
01:43 <Kresjah> Umm
01:43 <Kresjah> Grab :s

<Ck> Cool. Anything is worth a shot if it is free.
<SquidDNA> herpes!
<SquidDNA> Actually I'm not certain there's a shot for herpes
<SquidDNA> creams maybe
<Magus> There's creams and pills that control outbreaks.
<Kap|game> Afoxi, I'm trying that

<Colonel_Temp> if you're really interested.. they made wiki for that kind of thing
<smileyalyssa> i dont trust wikipedia
<&SquidDNA> you are a crazy person
<Colonel_Temp> Why would it lie to you about Vodka?
<smileyalyssa> no, im just the only person who knows that random people edit the wiki
<Colonel_Temp> Yes, except for every person who is a cock and adds something stupid there's a person who notices and changes it back
<&SquidDNA> actually there's more like ten
<Elukka> there are people
<Elukka> who have nothing to do but sit on wiki
<Elukka> and watch the edits
<Elukka> and fix them
<Jal-writing> there are people
<Jal-writing> who have nothing to do
<Jal-writing> but sit on wiki
<Jal-writing> and watch other people watch edits
<Jal-writing> and fix them
<&SquidDNA> also
<&SquidDNA> There are people
<&SquidDNA> who have nothing to do
<Jal-writing> and then they comment on IRC channels
<&SquidDNA> but sit and talk about those
<&SquidDNA> goddamnit
<Shoe> there are people
<Shoe> who have nothing to do
<&SquidDNA> SHHH
<&SquidDNA> IT'S OVER
<Shoe> but preempt other peoples jokes
<Jal-writing> fullstop
<Shoe> :(

<Obtuse> I give you credit for trying to shake your gender, but I don't think it's going to happen
<Starscorched> EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIEEEEE

<DanVanCrone> every night uber cams up and slips across the border and kills an american
<DanVanCrone> pretty soon there'll only be 4 or 5 americans left standing around going "WTF?"
<DanVanCrone> that's when the canucks will invade

<soul|FL> i just shave my head and hang out with white people
<soul|FL> fuck
<soul|FL> i am a nazi

* Cyberus opens the door so the hookers can get in
-> join: (Ruskins) (Ruskins@i-194-106-52-74.freedom2surf.net)
-> join: (Maximus_Kane) (VerbalTyph@cpc3-tref1-4-0-cust162.cdif.cable.ntl.com)
(ENG|ani) lol
(Hangfire) and ruskins and maximus come in
(Cyberus) oh there thay are wait a sec
(Cyberus) I ORDERED WOMEN
(Hangfire) ROFLMAO
(Hangfire) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(ENG|ani) lmao
(Hangfire) BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(ENG|ani) omgroflmao
(Cyberus) ;)
(Hangfire) perfect fucking timing

<Delphy> gah
<Delphy> (no offense to anybody here but...) stupid americans!
<Artoo> what have they done now?
<Delphy> Soon as Aobh or I say we are from Ireland everybody is like "OH I love that, my ancestors blah blah blah"
<Delphy> and then claim they know everything about the language and culture
<Moe|afk> Oh you're from Ireland, Delphy?
<Moe|afk> I love that!
<Artoo> i love that too
<Cyberus> he he
<Moe|afk> My ancestors habe absolutely NOTHING to do with Ireland AT ALL
<Artoo> my uncle used to know this one guy from dublin and he......
<Zepherian> My ancestors came from ireland delph!
<Cyberus> mine might have reaped a few hundered people there once
<Zepherian> we come from a long line of irish portuguese
* Delphy bangs his head into the desk repeatedly

<bluevorlon> STARBALE/RIESS/AND SQUID'S EASY PEASY RIDDLE MAKING GUIDE
<Starblade> rofl
<bluevorlon> 1) FIND SOME STUPID OBSCURE ELEMENT OF THE GAME NOBODY EVEN REMEMEBRS
<NovaBurn> YES
<bluevorlon> 2) MAKE UP SOME CLUES
<bluevorlon> DON'T WORRY IF THEY DON'T RELATE TO THE OBJECT IN STEP 1)
<bluevorlon> THAT JUST WILL MAKE YOUR RIDDLE MORE FUN TO SOLVE
<Starblade> i'm still reeling on how you couldn't fucking figure it out from 'jumping puzzle'
<Starblade> i mean, really now
<NovaBurn> you fail
<NovaBurn> WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND TWO TONE ALL OVER
<bluevorlon> IN FACT THE MORE RETARDED THE CLUE, THE MORE FUN YOU CAN HAVE WATCHING DUMBFUCKS ON IRC TRYING TO ACTUALLY SOLVE IT AS IF IT WAS A PUZZLE WITH ANY SENSE OF LOGIC OR RATIONAL THOUGHT TO IT!
<bluevorlon> 4)
<NovaBurn> AND REMINDS YOU OF WILLIAM DAFOE
<bluevorlon> LAUGH!
<bluevorlon> Hhashahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah ahahahahahaha
<bluevorlon> 5) repeat 2

<Starblade> i like just building cruise missiles
<Starblade> i don't try to win
<Starblade> i try to piss the other guy off as much as i can

<Tiresias> I want a special button that makes people get fucked to death by rabid stoats