Relic Community Quotes Database

<Starcrate> I SAY WE ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT CEEJAY'S BREASTS (OR LACK THEREOF) AND GO PLAY HOMEWORLD

* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *!*@ea.com
* You were kicked by SquidDNA (GOOD DAY SIR)

<ryan> Yeah getting drunk surely screws up the play balance
<ryan> I had a couple glasses of wine last night and I felt unstoppable!

<Emberstrife> one note though, don't actually poke into people's shared folders without poking them first
<Emberstrife> politeness has nothing to do with it, you just really wouldn't want to bump into someone's horse porn
<Obtuse> fair enough
<Question> why would someone want horse porn o.O
<Emberstrife> it's hawt.
<Question> and people complain i have a crossdressing fetish
<Obtuse> but you do
<nyyti> you ppl are sick

<Hiigara> my friend at work went to another all-guys school and when I told him about today he was like "FUCK YOU! I HAD TO STICK WITH THE DAMN SAUSAGEFEST FOR FOUR FUCKING YEARS! I HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER"
<Hiigara> this was at work, btw :)
<NovaBurn> hiig likes sausage
<Chrome> hahaha
<Hiigara> sausage good

<SquidDNA> I'M HYPED ON..
<SquidDNA> METH
<Jumper|Work> haha
<Jumper|Work> Linnae "I love squiddy!"

--> bitz has joined #homeworld
<bitz> HI
<-- reki has kicked bitz from #homeworld (hi)
<mac_bug> omfg its bitz
<Kushan> was bitz

<reki> im going to do my uber over the past month impersonation
<reki> ready?
* Parts: reki (Leaving)
* Joins: reki
* ChanOP sets mode: +oa reki reki
<reki> game?
<reki> GAME??
<reki> anyone??
<reki> thankyou
<reki> i think uber has a big crush on CoH
<Someguy|Skycapt> heh
<Someguy|Skycapt> we all do
<Jumper|CoH> reki?
<Jumper|CoH> GAME?
<reki> its like being a channel full of junkies

<Unk> wtf's a girl?
* Tiresias points at Chrome
<trebeer> guys with boobs
<Dimension> MAYBE THATS WHY THIS CHICK I WAS SMSING TO ISN'T RESPONDING NO MORE
<Beast> the oposite sex of the homosapiem species unk
<Arch> There are no girls, only fbi agents.
<Buggo> lol
<Dimension> unk, they're like mothers, only less old and more kinky
<Tiresias> THE INTERNET TURNED ME GAY
<Tiresias> ;p
<Dimension> i thought you were bi
<Unk> well, my mam is pretty damn kiny...

<Nannoth> you don't like cocks dorkdav?
<Dorkdav> Nope I hate cocks
<Dorkdav> They attack you when you turn your back to them

<Inq> someone buy me full version
<Inq> i will repay them however they want
<Inq> however
Tiresias|CoH> however they want eh?
<Tiresias|CoH> XD

// on the subject of Defcon

<soul> friday = rough
<soul> puked in friends' neighbors driveway
<soul> then in a strip club parking lot
<bonnet> ...
<bonnet> now thats awkward
<soul> then.. soul decides to just shut the fuck up for once
<soul> :\
<ceejayoz> too late!

<Tails> are you looking for more horror or more action?
<Code> ..
<Tails> regarding the music
<Tails> oh god that didn't sound right did it
<Code> ok, i dont know why, but that single sentance disturbs me more than the past month of #homeworld combined.

<Tails> I dont have coh
<IgnusCOH> FUCK YOU
<IgnusCOH> YOU ARE NOT A MAN

<Zepherian> so, in short:
<Zepherian> penis.
<Unk> very short in your case zeph
<Zepherian> sexual minimalism is an art form

* Question wonders what stockings are for
* Tiresias wonders what Question is for

<Inq> Anyone wanna play CoH?
<Inq> Man I love the CoH chat
<Inq> why is it there? nobody knows!
<Inq> Maybe for the free exchange of information
<Inq> Like finding out your mouth is 'A holster for cock'
<Code> youre just jealous that people arent stuffing cocks in YOUR mouth.

<deadguy> so windows can't install on a raid without a driver disk
<deadguy> which it asks if you have within the first 5 seconds of the install
<deadguy> you stick it in, and windows says "oh hey, we have this RAID DEVICE BY BLAH INC. installed"
<deadguy> then 20 minutes later, after its formatted a 20 gb partition, it says
<deadguy> INSERT DONKEY COCK HERE
<deadguy> and that's where I'm confused. I don't have a donkey.

<Tiresias> I can neither confirm or deny
<Tiresias> my presence in nova's crack

<Atreides> brb getting my hotwongs

<colkoch> oh
<colkoch> your in the netherlands?
<colkoch> nevermind im in the USA
<PizzaWing> Average IQ in the USA is lower I believe.
<colkoch> Are tests are more advanced I think
<UberJumper> 100
<colkoch> But our testing technology is more advanced I believe.
<colkoch> Do you guys have computers over there?
<PizzaWing> o_O
<PizzaWing> Omg..
<PizzaWing> OMG.
<UberJumper> hehe
<colkoch> Do you?
<UberJumper> proof that average IQ is lower in the states?
<PizzaWing> Where do you think I'm typing this from..

<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> And yes, I only found IRC and this chanel within the past 48 hours ;)
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> But I've been on the Net since 1996
<Gazwrapping> well,if you're planning to stay here get MIRC instead of using the java client
<Beast2142> indeed
<Beast2142> <3 mIRC
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> mIRC is why I avoided IRC
<Harmanoff> eek you use the webclient?
<Harmanoff> The horror!
<NovaBurn> mirc + nnscript = win
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> One interface suits me fine :)
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> Is there a problem with the web interface, though?
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> Is it insecure?
<deadguy|almostxmas> no
<Harmanoff> it is unsexy and uncustomizable
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> Then web interface stays ;)
<-!-> RevSpecies116|B5TLT was kicked from #homeworld by deadguy|almostxmas [no auto rejoin]
<Gazwrapping> lol
<Harmanoff> and it crashes the computers where i work :/
<Harmanoff> heh
<RiessArts> dare I say pwn?
<trebeer> heh
<Gazwrapping> deadguy,spreading IRC Xmas cheer
<Gazwrapping> :P
<deadguy|almostxmas> :D

<trebeer> negative, negative, it just impacted on the surface
<trebeer> sounds like sex with zeph

//ah the joy of Star Wars quotage.

<SquidDNA> And it was awesome
<Zepherian> the manhole?
<SquidDNA> Yes

<frst> she dumped me like
<frst> 3 months ago almost
<frst> so it was time to have a sexual encounter
<frst> with multiple women
<ceejayoz> heh
<ceejayoz> her friends?
<frst> no
<Hablacraja> her grandparents
<ceejayoz> Habla's would've been a good revenge
<ceejayoz> "HAHA YOU HAVE A NEW AUNTIE ON THE WAY"