Relic Community Quotes Database

<Chandler|Work> I should come out of the closet in a few hours

<Hiig|Eragon> BULL FUCKING SHIT THE DRAGON DIES
<Jianaran> Hiig: Are you reading Eragon?
<Hyperian> that's like asking "are you still a dork?"
<IgnusDei> no
<IgnusDei> that's like asking
<IgnusDei> are you a tasteless dork?
<Hyperian> ouch
<Shoe> the dork hierarchy is swift and merciless

<Afoxi> well shit, my birthday passed again without me realising it
<Hiro|papers> <Afoxi> well shit, my birthday passed again without me realising it
<Hiro|papers> you fail very bad
<Chrome> -.-
<Afoxi> XD
<ammonra> i actually forgot my 21'st birthday untill my partents called :D
<ammonra> no wait
<ammonra> 20'th birthday
<Beast> how could you forget your Bday?
<Beast> thats....
<Beast> ...
<ammonra> i just do
<ammonra> it's not important in my daily life routine :D
<ammonra> ^__^
<Beast> no, but fuck.
<ammonra> ;D
<Beast> thats ike forgeting your Scocial Security number.
<ammonra> i was surprised i forgot as well
<Beast> its ignorent.
<ammonra> don't have social security
<Beast> gawd, off the top of ym head I know my Bday is April 2nd.
<ammonra> APRIL FOOLS DAY!
<ammonra> +1 hour
<Afoxi> i didnt get an email reminder this year because my account is still rigged to hotmail
<Chrome> damn....LOL
<Chrome> and here you are doing it again
<Chrome> talk about sad.
* Chrome shakes her head.
<ammonra> io'm half as bad as afoxi :D
<ammonra> only did it once
<ammonra> 5 months till next birfday
<ammonra> hehe :D

<Zepherian> well, if anyone knows anything about a soft male its me ;(

<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "Daddy, I had a bad dream."
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness?it's 3:23.
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "No, Daddy."
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sweetie?"
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
<Ragnarok> :S
<Ragnarok> woah
<SquidDNA> That was terrifying
<Ragnarok> indeed
<Linuturk> oi
* RaptorShadow has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<SquidDNA> SO TERRIFYING IT KNOCKED RAPTORSHADOW OFF THE INTERNET

<Jink|YayObama> Oh fuck
<Jink|YayObama> I just dragged C:/Windows into D:/
<Jink|YayObama> ;_;

<Alliance> dont be going around calling mods nazis, they dont like it
<Kushan|> a lot of people don't like to hear the truth
<Alliance> anyway, why would you call them nazis?
<Kushan|> the nazis slaughtered innocents by the thousands
<Kushan|> the mods suspended me for posting hires tubgirl pics
<Kushan|> it is an accurate analogy imo

<BmB> I'm not really trying or anything, I just throw shit into the air hoping to strike gold
<deadguy|work> >(
<Heretic> I think your striking deadies nerves
<BmB> when I say that aloud the analogy doesn't seem quite so sensible as it would
<Afoxi> incidentally, #hw has golden ceiling fans...

<Beast> I forget.
<Beast> but when is the Large Hadron Collider supose to fire up?
<Chrysophylax> HARDONS
<Fedman> ...thanks for that mental image, jack ass
<Beast> lol
<Chrysophylax> bunch of pussies here tonight I see
<Beast> but yeh Im wondering.
<Grim_Heaper> I had a LARGE HARDON when I COLLIDED with the hot librarian chick earlier.
<Beast> .
<Chrysophylax> lol
<Chrysophylax> that's the spirit

<Afoxi> hmmm
<Afoxi> if i change my nick to pinata
<Afoxi> and get kicked enough times
<Afoxi> will i explode in a shower of candy?

<ionfish> but that's because i'm cynical and embittered
<ionfish> (ps that has nothing to do with the fact i've been single for almost a year)

<eTombotron> i don't want to be an asshole

<Loc|Essay> Voyager got a bit of help from the future.
<ceejayoz> that's why ST is boring, Loc
<ceejayoz> insurmountable problem? TIME TRAVEL
<ceejayoz> it's the plot device to end all plot devices
<ceejayoz> i mean, you half expect Picard to poop in an unsatisfactory manner and do some time travel to have a do-over

* Murph slaps ani around a bit with a large trout
* ani slaps Murph back
* Murph slaps ani around a bit with a large trout
* ani punches Murph in the face
(Murph) STOP
(ani) reslap :D
(Murph) NOW
* Murph fucks ani up the ass
* ani groans
(Murph) I warned you
(ani) lol
(Murph) now I sodomize you
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph orgasm omfg wow
* Murph pull out
* Murph zip
(@Mnementh) die

(@ani) it took me 3 attempts to spell dictionary.com :

<SquidDNA> So do you have full custody or what
<Atreides> of my oldest and youngest
<SquidDNA> Otherwise that sounds like a nightmare come holidays
<Atreides> the middle one lives in Texas
<NovaBurn> how old and where
<SquidDNA> ...
<NovaBurn> and is it a she
<SquidDNA> NOVABURN STFU.
<Atreides> she is 11 in Gainesville
<NovaBurn> LOLZ
<SquidDNA> That's the one you hit on, isn't it?
<NovaBurn> no
<Atreides> no thats my youngest
<NovaBurn> exactly

<panth`drunk> for i am a 38yr old virgin that fucks a Fleshlight daily whilst looking at porn on the Amiga in a rubber gasmask on a webcam
<panth`drunk> im stalking you all
<panth`drunk> as a military exercise
<panth`drunk> i wear a trout bikini and become stealthy

<Hyperian> yea and you're used to being abused in rl by jen
<cj|afk> yes, my cock gets abused on a regular basis
<cj|afk> woe is me
<Chrysophylax> pwn

<Zepherian> cj, trying to find a sheeps gender is a waste of valuable time
<Zepherian> besides, if its male its kinda like riding a bike

<Void> do you guys know any navy games?
<Zepherian> I hear they play "hide the sausage" a lot
<Zepherian> all you need to play is a sailor and some vaseline

<Merturk_NB|work> heh, we had network drives at one of my schools
<Merturk_NB|work> i kept a txt file in mine with a list of proxies and porn sites
<Merturk_NB|work> one day, i opened it up
<Hablacraja> haha
<Merturk_NB|work> and it said: Busted
<Hablacraja> oh shi--
<Merturk_NB|work> i was like, oh shit
<Merturk_NB|work> exactly
<Merturk_NB|work> i deleted it, hoping it would go away
<Locutus> You should have kept it on a floppy. :p
<Merturk_NB|work> got called to the office 10 minutes later

<Akranadas> WRONG!
<celtti> RIGHT
<Akranadas> LEFT
<celtti> o well played
<Akranadas> indeed
<Akranadas> I thought you had me when you pulled that RIGHT out of no where and flanked my WRONG
<celtti> yeah, I thought it was pretty nice move myself
<Akranadas> Still, I had LEFT sitting and waiting for such a move, proved good in the end
<celtti> well played, gg
<celtti> I'll get you next time though
<Akranadas> gg, we'll see

<celtti:> I don't see inq getting custom avatar without offering some sweet sweet manlove
<Tiresias:> it's what I had to do!
<Tiresias:> WAIT
<Tiresias:> I'VE SAID TOO MUCH

<frst> is THQ a microsoft company
<frst> ?
<SquidDNA> No
<SquidDNA> If they were we would have Impossible Nazis

<Question> da_fish : im not gay, im totally straight, just because i fap to traps doesn't make me gay
<Kalimac> ...