Relic Community Quotes Database

<SquidDNA> The Eurovision event is not a fuckability contest
<ionfish> yeah right

<ionfish> but that's because i'm cynical and embittered
<ionfish> (ps that has nothing to do with the fact i've been single for almost a year)

<eTombotron> i don't want to be an asshole

<Loc|Essay> Voyager got a bit of help from the future.
<ceejayoz> that's why ST is boring, Loc
<ceejayoz> insurmountable problem? TIME TRAVEL
<ceejayoz> it's the plot device to end all plot devices
<ceejayoz> i mean, you half expect Picard to poop in an unsatisfactory manner and do some time travel to have a do-over

* Murph slaps ani around a bit with a large trout
* ani slaps Murph back
* Murph slaps ani around a bit with a large trout
* ani punches Murph in the face
(Murph) STOP
(ani) reslap :D
(Murph) NOW
* Murph fucks ani up the ass
* ani groans
(Murph) I warned you
(ani) lol
(Murph) now I sodomize you
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph orgasm omfg wow
* Murph pull out
* Murph zip
(@Mnementh) die

(@ani) it took me 3 attempts to spell dictionary.com :

<Riess> unrelatedly, I found replacing "power" with "shower" to be fun
<darkelf|football> I saw that
<Riess> "do not underestimate the shower of the dark side."
<darkelf|football> hehe
<Riess> "go go Shower Rangers"
<Riess> "shower to the masses"
<Beast> "Sajuuks shower is unrivled"
<Riess> "shower... overwhalming...."
<Riess> e*
<darkelf|football> "Absolute Shower corrupts aboslutely"
<Riess> etc.
<Riess> indeed!
<Beast> "SHOWER....UNLIMITED....SHOWER!!!!"
<Riess> balance of showers!
<darkelf|football> "the US, a supershower"
<Riess> "emergency shower, mr. LaForge!"
<Beast> "Fear my showerful weapon"
<Riess> see? told you it's fun.
<Beast> hehehe
<darkelf|football> very
<darkelf|football> Sajuuk is overshowered
<darkelf|football> grots are undershowered
<Riess> build more shower plants :o
<Beast> "Naggarok hyperspaced here useing an experimental Hyperspace drive of immense Shower."
<darkelf|football> hehe

<Zepherian> cj, trying to find a sheeps gender is a waste of valuable time
<Zepherian> besides, if its male its kinda like riding a bike

<Void> do you guys know any navy games?
<Zepherian> I hear they play "hide the sausage" a lot
<Zepherian> all you need to play is a sailor and some vaseline

<Akranadas> WRONG!
<celtti> RIGHT
<Akranadas> LEFT
<celtti> o well played
<Akranadas> indeed
<Akranadas> I thought you had me when you pulled that RIGHT out of no where and flanked my WRONG
<celtti> yeah, I thought it was pretty nice move myself
<Akranadas> Still, I had LEFT sitting and waiting for such a move, proved good in the end
<celtti> well played, gg
<celtti> I'll get you next time though
<Akranadas> gg, we'll see

<frst> is THQ a microsoft company
<frst> ?
<SquidDNA> No
<SquidDNA> If they were we would have Impossible Nazis

<IgnusDei> i had a nice dream last night
<IgnusDei> one that did not involve incest, which is unusual

<Khet> don't you learn roman numerals in grade 3 or so?
<Khet> did you miss that day?
<Khet> p.s. hi sexo
<Question2> hmm actually we never learnt roman numerals in singapore
<pH14> why do we need roman numerals apart from numbering the Rocky sequels
<Aegelward> CXVI
<SquidDNA> 114
<Aegelward> 16
<SquidDNA> Is this a gave?
<SquidDNA> OH SHIT
<Aegelward> 116
* SquidDNA loses

<dreddnott> My son is safe from the world of penises
<Aegelward> you made him a eunich?
<Wrkncacnter> you locked him off the computer?
<dreddnott> *sigh*

(@Dimension) THEORY: all people named "cindy" are one of the following: a) crossdressers b) hookers c) a pony
(@NovaBurn) PONY?
(Hablacraja) PONY
(Atreides) no no NO
(Atreides) no Tijuana pony show talk

<NovaBurn> I NEED AFRO ANON ASCII
<NovaBurn> DISREGARD THAT
<NovaBurn> I SUCK COCK

<fisher|class> wow that reminds me of battle chess
<fisher|class> i used to play the first version of that when i was a kid
<fisher|class> if the queen killed the king she would hug him and then stab him in the back
<fisher|class> looking back, this almost definately had an adverse effect on my mental development

* Zell was kicked by Dimension (WELCOME TO THUNDER DOME!)
* Zell has joined #homeworld
<Zell> Gtfo of my thunder dome.
<Zell> >:o
* Dimension sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-A5C6E927.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net
* Timer 1 halted
* Zell was kicked by Dimension (two men enter)
Dimension> ONE MAN LEAVES
<Atreides> lol
<Chrome> heheh

* VladTheIndimmer pulls the metaphoric dagger out of #homeworld's back
<VladTheIndimmer> LIVE!
<VladTheIndimmer> DAMN YOU!
* Tiresias dies from blood loss
* VladTheIndimmer performs wet sloppy CPR on tir
<Tiresias> hot
<Pijama> ...
<Pijama> Poor guy
<VladTheIndimmer> bah, he likes it
* Tiresias pretends to still be dead
<Pijama> To have an approach from behind?
* VladTheIndimmer readies the defibrillators
<Tiresias> oh fuck

<NovaBurn> I AHVENT SEEN
<Tails> Nova
<Tails> It turns out it was the butler
<Aegelward_> the CYLON butler
<pH14> in the library with a candlestick

/Nova didn't watch the new episode of BSG

<BlackStar> Im in your house, eloping your daughter!
*** mikk is now known as mikk|sleep.
<mikk|sleep> wish me lucks
<mikk|sleep> nobody elopes my daughter but me!
<mikk|sleep> oh, erm... that came out wrong...

(dabada) If human existance is pointless...than we sould probably talk about games and penises

<Old_Painless> i find that if i have no melee troops i feel naked
<ImmortalChaos> OP
<ImmortalChaos> youre weird :p
<ImmortalChaos> i feel naked with no ranged
<Ragnarok2504> i feel naked with no clothes
<ImmortalChaos> rag wins
<Ragnarok2504> :P

<Zepherian> my dog is incompatible with vista!
* Zepherian hates the modern world
<treb|coffee> aka my dog wont lick my dick
<treb|coffee> try peanut butter zeph
<Zepherian> try shutting up :|
<treb|coffee> zeph your the only dude thats angier than me, and thats only cause your a virgin

<IgnusArt> pointless?
<IgnusArt> what's pointless?
<Tiresias> gaygamer.net
<Squid|DNA> Nothing wrong with good communities :)
<Squid|DNA> I'm trying to grab this french guy
<Tiresias> it's also kinda refreshing where the lol
<Squid|DNA> Oh wow
<Tiresias> oops
<Squid|DNA> Bad timing