Relic Community Quotes Database

<SquidDNA> The Eurovision event is not a fuckability contest
<ionfish> yeah right

<FoX> is soul going to be your intern rup?
<rupract> if intern = bitch

<danga> I bet Soul changed the channel when he saw colored woman win the oscar

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<soul> oh so get this my old manager sees me in lobby today
<soul> 'hey you going to the winter party.. free bar and there will be gambling'
<soul> thanks..
<soul> lets not mention you know the hanging out with friedns or great dinner planned
<soul> lets just tell greg about the bar and casino:\

<Unk> anyone know how to humanely kill a newt?
<Unk> idiot flatmate bought one at the weekend and now its dying
<Unk> but he won't just kill it properly
<Skwerl> its dying?
<Skwerl> how is it dying?
<Skwerl> I have a pet newt
<Skwerl> and those things are pretty hardy
<Skwerl> I am surprised you guys still managed to kill it
<Unk> i honestly don't know, this flatmate probably tried to get it drunk
<Skwerl> what the FUCK
<Unk> you don't know my flatmate
<Skwerl> oh god...
<Elukka> tried to get a lizard DRUNK? O_o

<Riess> unrelatedly, I found replacing "power" with "shower" to be fun
<darkelf|football> I saw that
<Riess> "do not underestimate the shower of the dark side."
<darkelf|football> hehe
<Riess> "go go Shower Rangers"
<Riess> "shower to the masses"
<Beast> "Sajuuks shower is unrivled"
<Riess> "shower... overwhalming...."
<Riess> e*
<darkelf|football> "Absolute Shower corrupts aboslutely"
<Riess> etc.
<Riess> indeed!
<Beast> "SHOWER....UNLIMITED....SHOWER!!!!"
<Riess> balance of showers!
<darkelf|football> "the US, a supershower"
<Riess> "emergency shower, mr. LaForge!"
<Beast> "Fear my showerful weapon"
<Riess> see? told you it's fun.
<Beast> hehehe
<darkelf|football> very
<darkelf|football> Sajuuk is overshowered
<darkelf|football> grots are undershowered
<Riess> build more shower plants :o
<Beast> "Naggarok hyperspaced here useing an experimental Hyperspace drive of immense Shower."
<darkelf|football> hehe

<sidewinder> minimizing windows in vista is oddly amusing
<sidewinder> imagine having 10 browser windows open with porno and a video going and being able to flip through those in 3d
<sidewinder> I'll take a screeny
<sidewinder> without the porn
<sidewinder> :/

<Atreides> Jink any woman that hits 30 is insecure
<Silentium> it's called menopause

<Question> can a cat fit into the toilet bowl?
<soul> yes
<hiddensmoke> yes
<Chrysophylax> yea
<Question> has yours fallen in before?
<Chrysophylax> only the tub
<Chrysophylax> *into the
<soul> yes lets go with the 'fallen' idea
<soul> yes

<Someguy> i'm starting another game
<SquidDNA> ??
<NovaBurn> game of?
<SquidDNA> PICKLEPANTS

[15:23] <mikk> so I grin alone in my dark room lol
[15:23] <Zepherian> tmi
[15:23] <Martian> zeph i have a nice close range merlin now
[15:23] <Cable> So you do grin then mikk?
[15:24] <Zepherian> WAIT WAIT WAIT
[15:24] * mikk can't stop giggling damnit
[15:24] <Zepherian> THIS WAS PRECIOUS
[15:24] <Zepherian> MIKK LOL'ED
[15:24] <Chrome> woooo
[15:24] <Zepherian> SOMEONE QUOTE IT
[15:24] <Martian> <mikk> so I grin alone in my dark room lol
[15:24] <Chrome> Hahaha
[15:24] <Cable> PRINT SCREEN!

<RipperT> is that a ruger 10/22?
<molo> i have no idea
<molo> ask vaarok ;d
<RipperT> i would rather not ask varok
<RipperT> he would just start arguing

<Noir> I'm not Pedo enough :(
<Noir> DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST

<IgnusDei> i had a nice dream last night
<IgnusDei> one that did not involve incest, which is unusual

<Khet> don't you learn roman numerals in grade 3 or so?
<Khet> did you miss that day?
<Khet> p.s. hi sexo
<Question2> hmm actually we never learnt roman numerals in singapore
<pH14> why do we need roman numerals apart from numbering the Rocky sequels
<Aegelward> CXVI
<SquidDNA> 114
<Aegelward> 16
<SquidDNA> Is this a gave?
<SquidDNA> OH SHIT
<Aegelward> 116
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<SquidDNA> By the way, Deadguy
<SquidDNA> Did it occur to you later that it's a bad idea to mix alcohol, Ambien, and IRC?
<deadguy> no
<deadguy> I don't think I even had access to alcohol that night

<molo> he's banned by nick
<molo> no tip
<molo> NO TIP

<Buggo|sooobusy> Yeah but I got told I have to dress more appropriately at work
<moe> Allie: How about body paint

<dreddnott> My son is safe from the world of penises
<Aegelward> you made him a eunich?
<Wrkncacnter> you locked him off the computer?
<dreddnott> *sigh*

(@Dimension) THEORY: all people named "cindy" are one of the following: a) crossdressers b) hookers c) a pony
(@NovaBurn) PONY?
(Hablacraja) PONY
(Atreides) no no NO
(Atreides) no Tijuana pony show talk

<NovaBurn> I AHVENT SEEN
<Tails> Nova
<Tails> It turns out it was the butler
<Aegelward_> the CYLON butler
<pH14> in the library with a candlestick

/Nova didn't watch the new episode of BSG

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<Dimension> HHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHQAHAAHHAHHAAHA
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<Druidika> hahaha
<Dimension> OMG
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<Mnementh> :D
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<Mnementh> 5
<Gaz> ROFL

<UberJumper> and this was fucking amazing
<UberJumper> so last night
<UberJumper> I'm running through the voice recognition thing in Windows Vista trying to fix my mic
<UberJumper> and Linnae saw me opening and closing windows by talking to the computer
<UberJumper> and IMMEDIATELY, she figured out what I was doing and tried to talk to my computer to get it to do stuff
<UberJumper> of course she can't ennunciate properly, so the computer didn't understand her
<UberJumper> "CHANGE WINDOWS"
<UberJumper> "SHOW NUMBERS"
<UberJumper> "ALT TAB"
<UberJumper> was pretty funny
<UberJumper> then, she went over to her computer
<UberJumper> which is running XP
<UberJumper> and said "Computer, change windows"
<UberJumper> and we're like "linnae, your computer can't understand you because it doesn't have that program"
<UberJumper> "Oh"

(dabada) If human existance is pointless...than we sould probably talk about games and penises