Relic Community Quotes Database

<IgnusArt> pointless?
<IgnusArt> what's pointless?
<Tiresias> gaygamer.net
<Squid|DNA> Nothing wrong with good communities :)
<Squid|DNA> I'm trying to grab this french guy
<Tiresias> it's also kinda refreshing where the lol
<Squid|DNA> Oh wow
<Tiresias> oops
<Squid|DNA> Bad timing

<Hiigara> hahaha
<Hiigara> you should tell her that
<Hiigara> "I've always remembered you by your ass"
<Zepherian> yeah, that will either get you laid, or slapped, or both if she's a dominatrix

<SquidDNA> I like cats because they have handles
<SquidDNA> Dogs you have to coax

<Skwerl> WHAT THE FUCK
<Skwerl> my fish fucking commited suicide
<Elukka|DoW> gah?
<Tiresias> it couldn't take living with you anymore?
<Tiresias> :/
<Water> did he play a little game of hangman?
<Skwerl> I dont know, but when I found it, its head was stuck under a rock
<Skwerl> I think the rock crushed its head
<Jianaran> poor fishy.
<Water> then it was a homicide
<Jianaran> A moment of silence, please, gentlemen.
<Water> LOUD NOISES
* Jianaran slaps Water around a bit with a large trout
<Jianaran> appropriate.

<Black> http://www.christcenteredmall.com/stores/art/hollander/jesus-wept-large.jpg
<Black> I didn't notice that constellation
<Hablacraja> what a pussy
<Hablacraja> we all have problems
<Hablacraja> not everyone is crying about it all the time
<Hablacraja> little bitch
<SquidDNA> Why is Jesus crying at the world
<SquidDNA> Is he maybe really sad because he is about to smash into it and can't slow down?
<SquidDNA> THE FACE OF GOD is on a collision course with the Earth
<SquidDNA> We must scramble our finest astronauts to plant a nuke in the savior's nose and blast him into the holy trinity
<SquidDNA> Which will hopefully burn up harmlessly in our atmosphere
<SquidDNA> Also the title is great
<SquidDNA> JESUS WEPT LARGE
<Black> I WOULD LIKE MY JESUS WEPT SUPER SIZED PLEASE

// It's visual.

<SquidDNA> oranj bocks
<SquidDNA> I'm not even that thrilled about it
<SquidDNA> I got it for ep2 and portal
<SquidDNA> Tf2 came free basically
<SquidDNA> the character videos are pure gold of course
<Afoxi> i got it entirely for portal and tf2
<Trizzdog> i wish i had money for it
<Someguy> i got it for everything
<Someguy> except half life 2
<Someguy> heh
<Skwerl> you can give hl2 away as a gift
<Skwerl> but who doesnt own a copy these days
<Someguy> yah...
<Trizzdog> i got HL2 free with my cpu
<SquidDNA> Wait I thought Afoxi was playing a DEMO of HL2 earlier today
<Afoxi> YEAH! WHO DOESNT HAVE A COPY THESE DAYS?
* Afoxi hushes Squid.
<SquidDNA> hhahaha
<Afoxi> =(
<Afoxi> Well, i do own a copy now...

<Zepherian> seems being a couch potato with the reflexes of a dead possum is actually bad for gaming
<Zepherian> who would have thought it?
<Zepherian> :p
<Afoxi> uhm...
* Afoxi measures his reflexes on the reflexes-o-meter.
* Afoxi sees the rating "Dead Possum".
* Afoxi kicks machine.
* Afoxi still sees "Dead Possum".
* Afoxi cries in a corner.

<SquidDNA> That really is just an amazing video
<Caesar> Code, if you want a long one, check your spam filter
<Code> i dont care about length as much as width caes
<Alliance> meh, I cant use it anyway. well I can, if I want 3 months in prison.
<Laura> seconded

<//> OOC! OOC! //

<Dyntheos> I take off my robe and wizrd hat
<Dyntheos> crap
<Dyntheos> that was supposed be only to chrome
<bonnet> ciber much?

<Dyntheos> HELLO
* Dyntheos is now known as Dyn|Warcraft
<Dyn|Warcraft> I r being warcrafting most of the day if not all of it
<Dyn|Warcraft> but I'll leave myself in here if you need to contact me
<Dyn|Warcraft> that's more at soul :p
<Dyn|Warcraft> ANYWAY CONVERSATION IS PUMPING IN HERE
* Dyn|Warcraft is gonna dance now
<Dyn|Warcraft> \o
<Dyn|Warcraft> o/
<Dyn|Warcraft> o//
<Dyn|Warcraft> \\o
<Dyn|Warcraft> ~\o
<Dyn|Warcraft> o/~
<Dyn|Warcraft> \o/
<Dyn|Warcraft> _o_
<Dyn|Warcraft> ~o~

<Kap> Hillary?
<Tefeari> Hillary is going to win :P
<Kap> Hillary is hillarity.
<Vaarok> God I hope not
<Vaarok> She fucked over my state
<Vaarok> I can only dread what she'd do to the country
<Kap> If Hillary wins, I will be paying Vaar a short visit to collect something lethal.
<Hiigara> if Hillary wins, I will move to Australia.
<Vaarok> I'll be passing them out like the free healthcare will be passing out prescriptions

<Afoxi> BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH RACISM BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH DISCRIMINATION BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHSEXISTBLAHBLAHBLAH
-!- Afoxi was kicked from #homeworld by deadguy
-!- Afoxi has joined #homeworld
<Afoxi> I've been kicked 1 times on this client.
-!- Afoxi was kicked from #homeworld by deadguy
-!- Afoxi has joined #homeworld
<Afoxi> I've been kicked 2 times on this client.
<&deadguy> neat
<Afoxi> yup
-!- mode/#homeworld [+b *!*Afoxi@*] by deadguy
-!- Afoxi was kicked from #homeworld by deadguy
<Gorb> I really didn't see that coming xD
<Riess> a very useful feature

<Caesar> I'm not innovative enough for gaming

<Melvin> time to eat!
* Melvin is now known as Melvin|NomNom
<Melvin|NomNom> our cat got kittens :D :D :D

<pH14> well fuck me blind and tickle me pink
<ChromeCata> wow ph, I love that, LOL
<skibb> i dunno about you guys
<skibb> but i got a tremendous woody right now
<Tiresias> it's not hard
<Tiresias> and I'm like YES YES YES
<TLG> it's his first time.
<Jedi_Spunk> not as excited about it as TLG

<discostu> i'm afraid that if i ever talked to my parents about sex they'd found out how perverted i really am

<GuaRRand> r u corruptable stoney?
<Stoner> no
* Dyntheos slips stoner a fiver
* Stoner takes the fiver

<Arkaine> i had to call this girl last night and make sure she wasnt pregnant
<Arkaine> THINGS I DONT LIKE DOING
<Arkaine> CALLING GIRLS AND MAKING SURE THEY ARENT CARRYING MY KID

<Arkaine> HERE MY HUMPER
<Arkaine> wow that didnt come out right
<Arkaine> HERE MY JUMPER
<Jumper|Sleep> ARKAINE

(Kovac) It looks like civil unions are soon to be law in NZ
(Kovac) DAMN YOU MAX POWERS!
(@ionfish) "civil unions"
(@ionfish) that's such a stupid phrase
(Kovac) What would you call it?
(@ionfish) marriage seems to work

<oneredpanther> <skibb> who is buggo
<oneredpanther> <Da_Fish> new hip relic dude
<oneredpanther> <Question> are you sure? i seem to recall buggo being female
<oneredpanther> i like the fact that girls get auto-ops in IRC
<oneredpanther> because obviously whoever's in charge is desperate for sex
<skibb> haha
<Da_Fish> soul?
<skibb> burn
<oneredpanther> or they like the idea of girls dominating them, even on the internet

* Juggernaught was kicked by Chrome (Cuz I'm an op BITCH)

<Old_Painless> i want pictures of a guy in a lab coat poking a network card in the hope that some lag will fall out :D
<Question> thats not exciting enough
<celtti> my brain automatically shut off when I read "I want pictures of a guy"

<i> do wonder what a piece of 'jesus original' furniture would fetch on eBay, him being a carpenter and all.

<celtti> we were pretty deep in homo by then