Relic Community Quotes Database

(Hiigara) I have my keys memorized
(Hiigara) this is sad
(Hiigara) xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx and xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx
(UberJumper) so you just posted your HW CD keys in the channel?
(Khet|away) that is classic
(Khet|away) lol
(Aracat) tard
(Khet|away) "ok, everyone type clear all at once"
(UberJumper) hahaha
(ani) lmao
(pH14) i can type clear, but i am not deleting my log
(Zepherian) Hiigara, that is one of the most stupid things I have ever seen someone do
(treb) his key should be the topic
(Zepherian) ok
-> topic: (Zepherian) changes topic to (xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx and xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx)

<Chrome> okay riddle me this one
<Chrome> IF I LACK A VAGINA THEN WTF AM I?
<Zepherian> ANNOYING
<molo> boring

<Void> awww
<Void> is that a deer?
<Vaarok> It is a cow
<Vaarok> Which is yet another reason you don't deserve a cow
<Vaarok> You would think it was a goat or something
<Vaarok> I should find a gopher and name it Void
<Void> i know how goats look like
<IcecreamLtDan> only from behind though
<IcecreamLtDan> and slightly above

<Buggo|HOT> You can be my personal assistant Herbert ^-^
<Someguy> ohh
<Someguy> :D
<Buggo|HOT> I require all my PAs to work naked though, FYI
<Someguy> heh, assuming relic has the funds for that
<Someguy> ...
<Buggo|HOT> lol
<Someguy> dude, you know those stories about asians and small penis?
<Buggo|HOT> HAHA
<Someguy> yah well
<Someguy> uh
<Someguy> no working in the nude for me k thanks
<Pike|COOL> ok. quote archives!
<Pike|COOL> :)
<Someguy> NO!
<Buggo|HOT> HAHA OH NO
<Pike|COOL> OH YES!

<SquidDNA> In unrelated news
<SquidDNA> I am the biggest dork ever
<SquidDNA> "So, uh, had fun Friday!"
<SquidDNA> "Yeah, that was a good movie. I liked it."
<SquidDNA> "I.. think it would be great if we did something else."
<SquidDNA> "..yeah.. I do too, what did you have in mind?"
<SquidDNA> "..."
<soul> oh squid
<SquidDNA> (SHIT DID NOT THINK THIS FAR AHEAD)
<soul> always have a plan
<SquidDNA> God
<SquidDNA> So, so awkward
<soul> you make great bread, do the picnic basket lunch thing
<SquidDNA> SOUL
<SquidDNA> YOU ARE BRILLIANT
<SquidDNA> !
<soul> followed by a nice walk in the park
<SquidDNA> Picnic
<SquidDNA> Seriously
<soul> then after taking her home
<soul> you hit the strip club
<soul> bam!

* Pike|sleep has joined #homeworld
<sidewinder> oi piker
* Gaz slaps Pike|sleep around a bit with a large trout
* Gaz sacrifices sidewinder as a gift to Pike|sleep
* sidewinder has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Weavern> LOL
<Chrysophylax> haha
<Weavern> great sacrifice!

<s|sigma> i want to play coh:(
<IcecreamLtDan> so do I, but wife insisted on taking the main computer
<IcecreamLtDan> lappy can't run it
<Jumper|CompanyOfHeroes> damn wimmin!
<Jumper|CompanyOfHeroes> what's she doing out of the kitchen?
<Jumper|CompanyOfHeroes> (can you tell alice isn't home?)

<Moe> Trizzdog
<Moe> QUICK
<Trizzdog> they're on the same breaker
<Moe> REROUTE ALL AUXILIARY POWER THROUGH THE MAIN DISWASHER ARRAY

<ani> i love being first on the active users list on the forums
<ani> first out of 186 rawr
<Dyntheos> ani
<Dyntheos> no matter who you are
<Dyntheos> your nick is the first one
<Dyntheos> it's the way the software works
<ani> ahhh, so you are first on your list?
<Dyntheos> yes
<ani> well that pissed on my fire, thanks a lot.
<Dyntheos> :D
* @ani /clears and pretends he didn't see that
<ani> i love being first on the active users list on the forums
<Dyntheos> I too love being the first on the active users list
<ani> great feeling huh

<hellion> fu all, i got a full time job which tomorrow i have to wake up at 5am for
<IcecreamLtDan> you
<IcecreamLtDan> got
<IcecreamLtDan> a
<IcecreamLtDan> job
<IcecreamLtDan> It's a dark day
<hellion> actually monday last week was the dark day
<hellion> i'm not allowed to play freecell :F
<IcecreamLtDan> so, how long did it take you to learn "Can I take your order"?
<Mnementh> haha
<Mnementh> "do you want fries with that?"

<Tails> hey is it possible to kick yourself?
* Tails was kicked by Tails (Tails)
<Zepherian> THAT WOULD BE A RESOUNDING YES

<soul> i dont want to be her guy
<soul> and i feel like an ass
<soul> but shes got like 3kids
* soul is a jerk
<soul> i know
<IcecreamLtDan> <soul> but shes got like 3kids
<IcecreamLtDan> dude, that means she puts out

<soul> chrome is out of my league and i think shes not legal
<soul> i dont think the cops would let it happen a second time
<Hiigara> she's like 26
<soul> well this changes everything

<Hyperian> ono pike
* Hyperian kills pike
<Hyperian> found an article about pikes
<Hyperian> "invasive northern pike just won't die"
<pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHA!
<Hyperian> "pike could devastate fisheries"
<pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHAAH!
<Hyperian> "despite being poisoned, shocked, netted, hooked, and blown up, the nonative northern pike remains stronger than ever in Lake Davis."
* Hyperian shocks and poisons pike
<pike|zZz> BWAHAHA
<pike|zZz> YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THE PIKE!
* pike|zZz was kicked by Dyn|work (Dyn|work)

<ionfish> riess don't go anywhere
<Riess> no promises
<Riess> I mean, why?
<Chrome> Riess I can help keep you occupied....
* Chrome puts pants on her head.
<ionfish> this channel is not a dating service
<Chrome> nevermind then
<Chrome> although "don't go anywhere" COULD be construed as a pickup line
<Starfisher> ion is more subtle
<Starfisher> you may never even know if he picked you up or not
<Riess> let's compare "don't go anywhere" to "*Chrome puts pants on her head", shall we?

<Afoxi-NDS> HOLY CRAP 3 PEOPLE IN CHANNEL! THAT'S A 50% INCREASE IN POPULATION!

<Jumper> Hyperian... when I asked permission to marry my wife... they broke into chinese for 45 minutes... my wife cried the entire time... and I had no idea what was going on
<Jumper> until 30 minutes into it... she looked over and sayd "everything's just fine... it's ok" with tears streaming down her face
<Jumper> I was like "how can this POSSIBLY be good"

[NovaBurn]: /msg NickOP@austnet.org identify homeworld2
[NovaBurn]: oh shit
[NovaBurn]: :
[Hiigara]: nova
[NovaBurn]: damnit
[Hiigara]: HAHA
[Eiden]: rooflez
* Quit> (NovaBurn) (novapaktu@vw-3669.charter.com) (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by Hiigara)))
[Eiden]: LOL!!!
[Eiden]: there's the proof
* Join> (NovaBurn) (novapaktu@vw-3669.charter.com)
[Eiden]: gg nova
[NovaBurn]: YOU FGT
* Quit> (NovaBurn) (novapaktu@vw-3669.charter.com) (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by Hiigara)))
[Eiden]: change your password
[Eiden]: LOL
[Hiigara]: woohoo
* Topic> (Krogoth|FC) changes topic to (<bitz> seraphim wore his girlfriends pants to school | http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007CVRX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg | http://bzflag.org/screenshots/bzkitty.jpg | [NovaBurn]: /msg NickOP@austnet.org identify homeworld2)
* Join> (NovaBurn) (novapaktu@vw-3669.charter.com)
[NovaBurn]: STOP IT
[Hiigara]: c
[Eiden]: lolololol
[Eiden]: LOLOLOLOLOL
[Eiden]: LOL
[Eiden]: haha
* Quit> (NovaBurn) (novapaktu@vw-3669.charter.com) (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by Hiigara)))
* Join> (NovaBurn) (novapaktu@vw-3669.charter.com)
[Eiden]: what sort of dolt uses "homeword2" as his password?
[Eiden]: I mean, how dumb can u get?
[NovaBurn]: Neutral
[Eiden]: that's just plain lunacy
* Quit> (NovaBurn) (novapaktu@vw-3669.charter.com) (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by Hiigara)))
[Eiden]: LOL
* Join> (NovaBurn) (novapaktu@vw-3669.charter.com)
[Eiden]: like no offense
* Quit> (NovaBurn) (novapaktu@vw-3669.charter.com) (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by Hiigara)))
[Eiden]: but you shold really change your password
* Join> (NovaBurn) (novapaktu@vw-3669.charter.com)
[Eiden]: but you shold really change your password
[NovaBurn]: dude stop it
[NovaBurn]: im trying
* Quit> (NovaBurn) (novapaktu@vw-3669.charter.com) (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by Hiigara)))
[ZuiljiN]: hiig stop that
[Krogoth|FC]: heh, wonder if his Forums password is also homeworld2....
* Nick> (Hiigara) is now known as (NovaBurn)
[Eiden]: um, log in as another user maybe.... use another nick
* Join> (Nova|Lunch) (novapaktu@vw-3669.charter.com)
[Eiden]: there you go
[Eiden]: change your nick
[Nova|Lunch]: GOD DAMNIT
[Nova|Lunch]: STOP IT
[Eiden]: that's a good first step
[Eiden]: unless you've registered that one as well
[Eiden]: under the same password
[Eiden]: in which case, you're prolly fuxt
[NovaBurn]: too late
[NovaBurn]: he is fuxt
[Eiden]: did u steal his nick?
[Nova|Lunch]: hey
[Nova|Lunch]: hiigara
[NovaBurn]: yup
[Nova|Lunch]: give it back
[Nova|Lunch]: now
[NovaBurn]: he is my bitch now
[NovaBurn]: nope
[Krogoth|FC]: looks like you're gonna be novaburn| from now on...
[Eiden]: well, as long as you don't regsiter Nova|Lunch, and then start nick killing again, I spose you can't be considered totally evil
* Quit> (NovaBurn) (hiigara@vw-2112.qwest.net) (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by Nova|Lunch)))
[Nova|Lunch]: eat me fgt
* Nick> (Nova|Lunch) is now known as (NovaBurn)
[Eiden]: Nova, what valuable lessons did u learn today?
[NovaBurn]: copy is paste is your enemy
[NovaBurn]: and*
[Krogoth|FC]: dont be a complete dolt.
* Join> (Hiigaway) (hiigara@vw-2112.qwest.net)
[Eiden]: lol
* Quit> (NovaBurn) (novapaktu@vw-3669.charter.com) (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by Hiigaway)))
* Join> (NovaBurn) (novapaktu@vw-3669.charter.com)
[Krogoth|FC]: he didnt learn shit...

<Jumper|OMG> HAHAHA
<Jumper|OMG> Linnae came around the corner looked at Nova and went "N00b?"
<Jumper|OMG> she's been calling him N00b the whole time
<Jumper|OMG> we got her to say "TREE HAX" to mokona last night

<Afoxi> haha
<Afoxi> i logged on with BATMAN KILLS SNAPE as my MSN username and see 7 people immediately log off
<Cyberbob> XD
<Afoxi> they're logging back on one by one
<Xan> bahahah
<Cyberbob> They didn't bother to think about whether Batman is present in Harry Potter.

* Moe has joined #dow_community
<Moe> HAHAHA HYBRIS
<Moe> 2-0
<Moe> UNF
<Moe> UNF
* Moe has left #dow_community

(after Germany defeated Sweden in the Soccer World Cup eigth finals)

<hamoom> man, this is great, 450 hp, sleek design, sleek interior, this is going to be my new car
<mrmin123> cars have hit points?

<SquidDNA> Also I have completely reversed my position on evolution
<SquidDNA> Cats are clear evidence of intelligent design
<SquidDNA> They are god's gift to man
<SquidDNA> They are organic self-cleaning napkins
<SquidDNA> 1) Wipe dirty hands on cat
<SquidDNA> 2) Cat cleans self
<SquidDNA> 3) Repeat

<Jumper|cleaning> I SWEAR TO GOD THIS KID WILL LEARN TO GO TO THE TOILET ONE DAY

<Tails> COME ON GUYS
<Tails> BEARMANPIG IS REAL, KIRK CAMERON SAYS SO
<Kushan> manbearpig
<Kushan> i like that word
<Jal-18> half man, half bear, half pig
* molo does the math
<molo> WAIT