Relic Community Quotes Database

<Dyntheos> I take off my robe and wizrd hat
<Dyntheos> crap
<Dyntheos> that was supposed be only to chrome
<bonnet> ciber much?

<Kap> Hillary?
<Tefeari> Hillary is going to win :P
<Kap> Hillary is hillarity.
<Vaarok> God I hope not
<Vaarok> She fucked over my state
<Vaarok> I can only dread what she'd do to the country
<Kap> If Hillary wins, I will be paying Vaar a short visit to collect something lethal.
<Hiigara> if Hillary wins, I will move to Australia.
<Vaarok> I'll be passing them out like the free healthcare will be passing out prescriptions

<Afoxi> BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH RACISM BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH DISCRIMINATION BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHSEXISTBLAHBLAHBLAH
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<Afoxi> I've been kicked 1 times on this client.
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<Afoxi> I've been kicked 2 times on this client.
<&deadguy> neat
<Afoxi> yup
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<Gorb> I really didn't see that coming xD
<Riess> a very useful feature

<Hand> http://www.relicnews.com/yearbook/2008/1038/
<side> what is the relicnews yearbook?
<Hand> it's pretty much what it sounds like
<deadguy> yeah, you post a picture of yourself
<deadguy> and people draw penises on it
<Kresjah> lol

* pH14 Listens to: MIKA - Lollipop :: 03:05mins :: 320Kbps ::
<Hyperian> wtf's with all these songs
<pH14> Suck my lollipop hyp
<pH14> SUCK IT GOOD
<Hiigara> shouldn't you be listenting to milkshake dolt
<Hyperian> haha
<Hyperian> pretty sure he has that song
* pH14 Listens to: Kelis - Milk Shake :: 03:07mins :: 192Kbps ::
<Hyperian> HA
<pH14> NO I DONT
<pH14> U LIE
<pH14> I DONT KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED
<Hiigara> next thing you know he'll be listening to Girlfriend by avril

<Caesar> I'm not innovative enough for gaming

<Heretic> I have grammer. Would you like them?
<Heretic> *it OH SHIT
* Heretic fails

<Afoxi>: ImpostorFoxi just joined.
<Afoxi>: Condition Zero-One - Passed.
<Afoxi>: Condition Zero-Two - Passed.
<Afoxi>: All clear, initiating welcome script "Afoxi's Tokyo Mew Mew Rawr Rawr Special Edition".
<Afoxi>: Please don't steal my nick! <3
<nyyti>: wut
<Afoxi>: whoops

<Melvin> time to eat!
* Melvin is now known as Melvin|NomNom
<Melvin|NomNom> our cat got kittens :D :D :D

<Iden> One day the thing in Soul's avatar will catch up to someone and eat them. I live in breathless anticipation.

<a1> STOP
<a1> TALKING
<a1> ABOUT
<a1> HOMEWORLD
<Caesar|RO> I know...like...go to #homeworld or something

<Jixn> do u think I would be here if I had a GF?
<Kalessin> yes
<Jixn> yeah I prolly would =[

<GuaRRand> r u corruptable stoney?
<Stoner> no
* Dyntheos slips stoner a fiver
* Stoner takes the fiver

<soul|FL> cause last time we checked you dont.. um
<soul|FL> wank your crank
<soul|FL> stroke the goat:/
<soul|FL> milk the lizzard
<soul|FL> cut some wood
<Kalus_uk> slap the bishop
soul|FL> get friendly with the man downstairs
<Kalus_uk> flog the dolphin
<Kalus_uk> shack hands with the vicor of love
<soul|FL> salute the flag
<Kalus_uk> raise the pole
<Kalus_uk> choke the chicken
<soul|FL> rock your socks
<Zefram> tugging the rope
<Kalus_uk> un coilin the viper
<soul|FL> give thanks to the bullgod
<Stoner|mw4> banging the bishop
<pH14> pop the bologne
<soul|FL> hanging my head
<soul|FL> showing respect for the hockey stick
<Kalus_uk> shootin the home run
<soul|FL> treading on me
<pH14> get the puck out of the offensive zone
<soul|FL> 'fun with solitary'
<soul|FL> making sure the sea has high tide
<Zefram> yankin the chain
<Zefram> surely bashing the weasel is having sexual intercourse with a female

<soul|afk> ok i am shaved and showered, now all i need is a some cheap liquor and a chic whos into leprechaun sex, and date night is completed
* {ceejayoz} thinks soul's gonna have another date with the palm ;[

<Arkaine> HERE MY HUMPER
<Arkaine> wow that didnt come out right
<Arkaine> HERE MY JUMPER
<Jumper|Sleep> ARKAINE

-> quit: (TRaDeWiND) (Quit: IF FUCKING WORKS!!!!!! IF DAMN MOTHER FUCKING WORKS AT LAAAAAAAAAST OMG OMG OMG WARHAMMER BETA OMG OMG OMG)
(Ibram) can.. can we ban him?
(Someguy) i guess

Zepherian: Bah... it will take me years of training...
Zepherian: to match the witt of a cow
Zepherian: I mean...
Zepherian: they invented "Moooo"!
Zepherian: cant compete with that
Colonel[AFK]: oooooom
Zepherian: Thats a cow in reverse
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Zepherian: without the *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Zepherian: and the white light
Colonel[AFK]: two white lightsa
Zepherian: some modern cows only come with one
Colonel[AFK]: torch up the bum to save money eh
Zepherian: no, thats the rustical methane powered overdrive
Zepherian: only in sportscows
Zepherian: like regular cows, but lower and red
Colonel[AFK]: mooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo.........
Zepherian: ah, youve seen them?
Colonel[AFK]: yeah
Colonel[AFK]: they motor down the fields nearby
Colonel[AFK]: tearing up the place
Zepherian: You must read Cow & Track
Zepherian: and Top Cow
Zepherian: they have all the reviews.
Colonel[AFK]: i used to buy Top Cow but its just turned into a kev magazine
Zepherian: well, there is allways Cow & Track
Colonel[AFK]: adverts for alloy hoofs and spoiler tails
Zepherian: yah, I hate Rice Cows
Zepherian: I mean, if you cant afford a sports cow, why be a poser?
Colonel[AFK]: no idea
Colonel[AFK]: hmm
Zepherian: Might as well just buy a goat, keep things cheap
Colonel[AFK]: im gonna go afk and polish up my 1950s cow
Zepherian: oh, cool
Colonel[AFK]: laters
Zepherian: love a classic cow
Colonel[AFK]: afk
Zepherian: cyas.
Colonel[AFK]: :p
Zepherian: :D

(Kovac) It looks like civil unions are soon to be law in NZ
(Kovac) DAMN YOU MAX POWERS!
(@ionfish) "civil unions"
(@ionfish) that's such a stupid phrase
(Kovac) What would you call it?
(@ionfish) marriage seems to work

* Juggernaught was kicked by Chrome (Cuz I'm an op BITCH)

<i> do wonder what a piece of 'jesus original' furniture would fetch on eBay, him being a carpenter and all.

<Atreides> well the lib ones just need to be taught something
<Atreides> so they can be useful
<coh_bug> like the joys of male pages
<Zepherian> and racial purity
<coh_bug> or buying drugs from homosexual prostitutes

<Hand> I'm 21 and pissed to the eyeballs
<Hand> and this is after three drinks, one of which was a light beer
<Hand> I'm an embarrassment to Generation Y

<Alliance|AFK> our new washing machine is also a trance machine
<Alliance|AFK> and its german
<Alliance|AFK> it goes TIshun tuka tuka un un while it waches
<Pijama|> Does it play Kraftwerk too?
<Alliance> it goes "TSHSHSHSHSHSHS CHCHRRRRRRRR
<RiessAway> every washing mashine should play Kraftwerk
<Alliance> and then back to the trance
<RiessAway> it would really make the world a better place
<Alliance> tika shun shun tuka tuka shuuun
<Pijama|> Everytime you would put the clothes in the washing machine
<Pijama|> Kraftwerk would start
<Alliance> its a dish mashine
<Alliance> machine*
<Cortana> xD
<Pijama|> That would be awesome
<Alliance> I named the dish machine heimliche
<Alliance> Heimliche, the german trance washing machine

<Tails> whoa, weird dream
<Cable> Care to share Tails?
<Tails> I had a dream that I wrote a screenplay for a romantic comedy using Froot Loops