Relic Community Quotes Database

<BlackStar> TERRORISTS ARE A WAVE
<BlackStar> 9/11 WAS A WAVEFUNCTION COLLAPSE
<BlackStar> o_o
<Inq> Cowabunga
<panth> i'm losing IQ points
<Inq> im gaining!

<soul> i dont plan on getting drunk tonight
<soul> but i do have on a wrinkle free and stain resistance
<soul> badass plum wine colored long sleeve button up the front shirt
<soul> lets just say.. i would fuck me

<GroundZero> I was playing football with the locals and i tripped over the edge into the reef, sliced my leg
<GroundZero> and this little reef shark had a go and my shin
<GroundZero> needless to say when i stood up and stepped 1 foot out of the water it didn't persue
<Tiresias> eeek
<GroundZero> was only a small shark - however, when I tell that story to the ladies, the shark can be as big as 5metres :P
<GroundZero> and it was a bitter struggle between life and death
*** Itphes (Hadrius@hwc-1FD628AC.sip.asm.bellsouth.net) has joined #homeworld.
<Squid|regen> Yeah
<Squid|regen> Bit off your hand I'll bet
<Squid|regen> And you punched it in the head
<Squid|regen> And reached in with your good hand and got the other one back
<Squid|regen> And they reattached it later!
<Squid|regen> And when they ask to see the scar
<Squid|regen> Unzip your pants

<Jal-18> i hear if you say [Uber's] name three times he comes and locks your thread

<ceejayoz> i love it when people screw themselves
<ceejayoz> i just clean up their mess :p

* Ragna|movie_time is now known as Ragna|movie_making_time
<Neko-Question> are you sure thats not babies_making_time?
<ceejayoz> couldn't it be both?

<Nuri_sushi> YAY! WiC closed beta finished downloading
<Nuri_sushi> now to see if its not a steaming pile of shit
<benwork> how longs that been... a week? :P
<Akranadas> lol, it's open now Nuri
<Nuri_sushi> 3 days would be more accurate
<Nuri_sushi> open? WTF!!!???

<Alliance> well I have no idea what the carmina burana is TBH
<SquidDNA> Worth listening to
<SquidDNA> It's a massive choral work
<SquidDNA> choral / orchestral
<Alliance> I'll check it on pandora, maybe they'll have a peice
<SquidDNA> I am almost certain you have heard "O Fortuna" probably 20 times in your life
<SquidDNA> At least
<Alliance> could be
<SquidDNA> Trust me
<Khet> rickards red beer commercials
<Alliance> carmina burana fantasy by sandy bull or In trutina (carmina burana) by chris coco and sacha puttnam?
<Riess> Carl Orff
<SquidDNA> http://www.amazon.com/Orff-Carmina-Burana-Jonathan-Summers/dp/B00001ZSXC/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/102-7349922-5231369?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1177251382&sr=8-1
<SquidDNA> Listen to the first track
<SquidDNA> Fuck, it cuts off
<Alliance> oh, that
<SquidDNA> Yes
<SquidDNA> That
<Alliance> theres a funny parody flash song about it
<SquidDNA> ...
<Riess> ...
<SquidDNA> Just leave the channel
<Alliance> hehe
<SquidDNA> Just leave the channel and don't come back for five minutes
<SquidDNA> Go
<SquidDNA> Now.
<Alliance> I was just saying
<SquidDNA> NOW.
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-6BFED9F4.static.bezeqint.net
* Alliance was kicked by SquidDNA (GRAAAHRGHSGHAGRHGAH)

<molo> did he work nanotech into the conversation somehow
<SquidDNA> No, he had two career changes since then
<SquidDNA> He is now taking flight lessons or something
<molo> oh christ
<molo> we don't need more assholes in this industry
<SquidDNA> And only dating teenage girls FROM africa who can dual wield
<SquidDNA> Doesn't matter what they wield, mind

<BlackStar> Grah
<BlackStar> I signed up for a Civ 4 BTS variant game
<BlackStar> and everyone draws a random civ out of 9
<BlackStar> I drew ethiopia
<Zepherian> research food

<Alliance> btw, the knock on the door, thats the mossad coming to ask you some questions
<Tiresias> fucking mossad always wasting my time

<Tiresias> something just came into my head
<Tiresias> right first contact between humans and aliens
<Tiresias> grey alien sorts come out of spacecraft with big heads, eyes nose but no mouth
<Pijama|BloodyCold> ok, develop
<Aegelward> first contact quickly becomes last contact
<a1> the question is
<a1> can we fuck it?
<Gorb> Been trying for a coupla hours now

// OOC theatre!

<Shoe> i entered a fetus holding a gun into the tacky ornament contest too
<Vertigo> whaT?
<Shoe> i lost to a flamingo
<Vertigo> WHAT?!
<Shoe> yeah i know! that's what i said

<celtti> so, yeah
<celtti> difference between Finland and Australia
<celtti> exhibit A
<Weavern> finland has snow
<celtti> in Finland, underage girls ask Celtti out
<Weavern> australia has heat
<celtti> in Australia, Celtti asks underaged girls out
<celtti> I mean for fuck's sake, they look so old
<Weavern> jail for celtti
<celtti> yeah well, I got onto her in time
<celtti> uh
<celtti> not like that
<Weavern> oh really
<celtti> gah, mouth, meet foot, foot, meet mouth
<celtti> shut up weavern
<celtti> :(
<Weavern> i dont have to say anything

* Afoxi slaps God around a bit with a large trout
<Afoxi> I've always wanted to do that.

<Martian> i dont know why you'd need them but still
<Martian> the 500gb
<Martian> not the breasts

<frstkor13> no my cousins are hot tho

<Tygre> $40 says Spears and Shakira kill themselves
<madz> well Tygre, as long as they are still warm
<madz> still sexy

<BeastMS> my dots are better then your dots.
<sidewinder> my dots wtfpwn your feeble attempts
<Shoe> For the low price of only 5 installments of $5.99, you too can have a video describing the secrets of the ancient dot masters, increasing your dot numbers to levels beyond comprehension

<Zepherian> I come as a 7.5 on the penismeter
<Squid> Keep in mind folks the Europeans use metric measurements

<ChromeCata> I refuse to go down without a fight :P
* ChromeCata is now known as Chromecream

<soul> panther buy a pet bunny
<soul> and smoke it

<avin> there is a video of a bunch of microsoft employees crossdressing and kareokeing to britney spears
<avin> unfortunately I am in it :/

<Horizon> I am a black hole
<Horizon> that didnt sound right
<mecha> you certainly suck a lot

<madz> I'll make a bet
<madz> I'll sleep with Britney Spears and Shakira before Soul does