Relic Community Quotes Database

<celtti> I love the crotch section

<Dimension> every star has a past pijama :D
<BlackStar> Dim, I don't want to know if that theory applies to child stars.
* Dimension searches "brazil"
<molo> don't mention it to ignus
<BlackStar> I never talk directly to him.
<BlackStar> It seems dangerous to my health.
<Dimension> molo, i think that rule is actually in the server msg now ;)

<dreddnott> everybody's tripping over their lollerskates on the way to the roflcopter
<Beast> hehe
<Linuturk> lol

<Hablacraja> i'm going to rig a kerosene pump so that i have flames shooting from my head at all times

<Dim|Pizza4FREE> wanking to jet fighters instead of airliners is like wanking over porn stars instead of that hot fucking neighbour across the street

<rem> my gf will be in london \o/
<rem> best. birthday present.
<rem> ever.
<rem> mate im staying at her sisters..
<CrimsonAngel> But it must be hard
<rem> yes it is

* NovaBurn has joined #relicnews
* ChanOP sets mode: +o NovaBurn
<NovaBurn> WHO BROKE THE FORUSM
<SquidDNA> Novaburn
<SquidDNA> You didn't read the forum12 sticky huh
<SquidDNA> It was up for about a month
<NovaBurn> ive been AT WORK
<NovaBurn> and which god damn sticky
<SquidDNA> one that said Delphy, Pike, and Dyn were abandoning RN
<NovaBurn> ok seriously
<SquidDNA> Too much money, not enough appreciation
<SquidDNA> Relic can run the site their own damn self
<SquidDNA> Buggo is trying to put something together
<SquidDNA> A new site might be up within the week
<NovaBurn> eh
<NovaBurn> EH
<NovaBurn> WHAT
<SquidDNA> CJ is going to be the admin
<SquidDNA> Along with Moe and Ionfish and I
<NovaBurn> ok i dont believe
<NovaBurn> stfu squid
<NovaBurn> joke = fail
<SquidDNA> Well, it'll be peanuts for pay
<SquidDNA> But
<SquidDNA> It's practically a part time job for most of us anyway
<NovaBurn> ...
<SquidDNA> What
<SquidDNA> THERE WAS THIS HUGE DISCUSSION
<NovaBurn> WHAT WHERE
<SquidDNA> IT WAS IN THE STICKY
<NovaBurn> WHICH ONE
<NovaBurn> NAME
<NovaBurn> NOW
<SquidDNA> IT WAS IN FORUM 12
<NovaBurn> STOP SAYING FORUM 12
<ceejayoz> [01:17] <SquidDNA> I THINK HE HALF BELIEVES ME
<SquidDNA> URGENT: FUTURE OF RELICNEWS
<NovaBurn> FLEET INTEL OR WHAT
<SquidDNA> GODDAMNIT CJ
<NovaBurn> STFU SQUID I KNOW YOU ARE BING A JEW
<ceejayoz> lol
<NovaBurn> I READ THE FUCKING STICKIES EVERY DAY YOU FAG
<SquidDNA> YOU SUCK CEEJ
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Re: server outage

<mrBabble> I'm feeling something that I had forgotten the feel of
<mrBabble> being tired
<molo> <mrBabble> I'm feeling something that I had forgotten the feel of
<molo> <mrBabble> anal sex
<Aegeri> I am not surprised
<mrBabble> luckily for me molo
<mrBabble> I actually would, if I had ever known
<Riess> how do you forget that
<mrBabble> how? excessive sleeping for a week or two does that riess
<Riess> not that
<mrBabble> I ca forget anything

<Nuri_sushi> YAY! WiC closed beta finished downloading
<Nuri_sushi> now to see if its not a steaming pile of shit
<benwork> how longs that been... a week? :P
<Akranadas> lol, it's open now Nuri
<Nuri_sushi> 3 days would be more accurate
<Nuri_sushi> open? WTF!!!???

<Hand> the education in the Philippines is laching

<Jinkguns> Oh god why is my back so sore. >.<
<Lor3-16> i could guess that your date went well? or you could have pulled a muscle
<Jinkguns> I didn't have sex, no.
<Emberstrife> Then it failed.
<Emberstrife> Insert coin, try again!
<Jinkguns> We did a lot of walking but I think manually washing my car is what did it
<Jinkguns> I have a 2nd date with her. ;)
<Jinkguns> So not a fail.
<Emberstrife> Washing the car is what did it?
<Emberstrife> You showed that you are a buffet of manliness by manually washing the car?
<Aegelward> did you wear short shorts?
<Jinkguns> ._.
<Jinkguns> I did it before I met with her.
<Aegelward> remember, only immigrants and pedofiles handwash cars, real americans get theirs done by automotive cleansing profesionals
<SquidDNA> or robots
<Jinkguns> I was going to wax but oh god I couldn't.

<Shoe> i entered a fetus holding a gun into the tacky ornament contest too
<Vertigo> whaT?
<Shoe> i lost to a flamingo
<Vertigo> WHAT?!
<Shoe> yeah i know! that's what i said

<Martian> i dont know why you'd need them but still
<Martian> the 500gb
<Martian> not the breasts

<celtti> I've only engaged in the act of breeding without any, whachamacallit, fertilization
<Akranadas> so your effectively sterile
<celtti> yes, exactly

<Ira> raping you was fun bowkers
<Bowkers|afk> it was fun!

<Ira|work> ok bowkers is on
<Ira|work> and taking requests
<Ira|work> what should I request?
<Tiresias> modest mouse king rat!
<Tiresias> or i should go on and suggest radiohead to annoy him
<Ira|work> yes do it
<Ira|work> email is: studio@urfonline.com
<Ira|work> or some green day
<SquidDNA> link to bowkers pls
<Ira|work> what would be awesome is to get a bunch of people on here to email in tons of requests
<SquidDNA> nm got it
<Ira|work> because I bet they dont get many
<Ira|work> http://urfonline.com/listen
<Ira|work> in case anyone else wonders
<Ira|work> yes emails
<Ira|work> yes
<Ira|work> here it is
<Ira|work> yes
<SquidDNA> hahahaha
<Ira|work> he's
<Ira|work> yes
<Ira|work> hhaahahahaha
<Ira|work> yes
<Ira|work> THIS IS WIN
<SquidDNA> are you recording this
<Ira|work> no srry
<Tiresias> hahaha
<Ira|work> ahahaha
<SquidDNA> ahahahah
<Ira|work> man I wish I was recording
<SquidDNA> Oh
<SquidDNA> Wow.
<SquidDNA> You just got showed up
<SquidDNA> ahahahahahah
<Ira|work> I know
<SquidDNA> Oh cold
<Ira|work> by his sister
<Ira|work> I requested Journye's Don't Stop Believing
<Tiresias> what should i request
<SquidDNA> :(
<SquidDNA> He's not playing your request
<Ira|work> Tire: radiohead
<SquidDNA> I would be crushed
<Ira|work> its ok I got what I wanted
<Tiresias> he'll filter out my radiohead request
<Ira|work> He'll see it which is what counts
<SquidDNA> If everyone in #hw requests radiohead
<SquidDNA> He will play it
<Ira|work> haahahaha
<Ira|work> yes!
<Kappn> how do you request?
<SquidDNA> We can leverage it
<SquidDNA> What is the email address
<Ira|work> studio@urfonline.com
<Tiresias> studio@urfonline.com
<Ira|work> haaha Bowkers is going to be pissed
<SquidDNA> What radiohead should he play
<Ira|work> some mumbly one
<Tiresias> lol
<Tiresias> reckoner
<Ira|work> XD
<Ira|work> oh this is win
<SquidDNA> ok
<SquidDNA> I will rally #hw
<Ira|work> let this day be forever remembered
<SquidDNA> Oh God
<SquidDNA> Bowkers is just going to stalk me
<SquidDNA> Shooting me
<SquidDNA> Over and over again
<SquidDNA> BC2
<Ira|work> again
<Ira|work> and again
<Ira|work> and again

<frstkor13> no my cousins are hot tho

<Targeter> no shin, real men wear pink

<Tygre> $40 says Spears and Shakira kill themselves
<madz> well Tygre, as long as they are still warm
<madz> still sexy

<downslope> my parents keep finding and deleting my pron movies

<mac_bug> question: ARE YOU GAY
<bonnet> ANSWER: ONLY WITH YOU
<mac_bug> COMMENT: HOT

<madz> danga when you were a kid was your brain replaced by a huge black mans penis?

<Fixer-at-work> "There is no such thing as balance, only degrees of spam."

<Zepherian> a guy has one little affair with a dead possum and suddenly he is branded
<Zepherian> IT IS NOT FAIR.

<Murf> banning... I dont like it myself, but im not gonna get my panties in a twist about it
<Murf> BTW.. this is NOT insinuating that I wear panties =/
<mecha> no murf, it's stating
<Khet> murf, no offense, but I don't want to picture you in panties
<danga> fat seduces me