Relic Community Quotes Database

<ChromeCata> I refuse to go down without a fight :P
* ChromeCata is now known as Chromecream

<Jumper> so? it's not like I flirted with her or something... I just followed her to the store!

<danga> soul is about as gay as a circle is round.
<danga> we will never have a soul/danga offspring.
<soul> danga: do you have idea how crazy an offspring would be
<soul> angry as you
<soul> short as me
<soul> thing would just go around kicking people in the shin

* Antimatter is now known as You
* You has quit IRC (Banned from AustNet: dont do that - -You:#- You have a new message in your Inbox. Type /server read message 1 to read your message)

<soul|FL> i get tired of paying women

* {ceejayoz} likes the girl on the left of pic 1
<panthar`mcstoat> i quote Shin: "they are all men. ONO"

<Antimatter> after my year of earth science I can say with certainty that the ground is not made out of cock

<Murph> bungie is teh suck, releasing halo for the consoles before computers when they originally were going to release for the comp first
<Murph> bitches
<Murph> i hope they get raped by a transvestite motorcycle gang
<dmille> we've got such nice, caring people in #hw

<beej> who cares if it's a monster, it's the biggest cock I ever had!
<@soul|FL> ...

[@Animal|FC] ONO, no fucking way
[@Animal|FC] i was just showing me mum a preview of a film i was downloading in Kazaa, that preview ended and went straight to a preview of......
[@Animal|FC] Deep Inside Sky Lopez
[@Animal|FC] =
[@Firehawk] lmao]
[@cateye|FC] lmao
* @Firehawk slaps Animal|FC around a bit with a large trout
[@didlix] lol
[@Firehawk] how deep annie? :D
[@Animal|FC] ouch
[@Animal|FC] deep enough hawk
[@Animal|FC] in the brown =
[@cateye|FC] did ur mum like it?
[@Firehawk] lol
[@Animal|FC] she hasn't said anything

<Mac_Bug> yay my own fucking credit card
<Mac_Bug> with 500 bucks spending limit
<Mac_Bug> i can buy a hooker
<Mac_Bug> and pay at the end of the month

<eTombotron> how does one become a male pornstar anyway
<eTombotron> i meawn
<shutupandshave> ask sil
<eTombotron> what are the qualifications
<shutupandshave> ask sil
<eTombotron> sil?
<shutupandshave> silencio
<eTombotron> i guess the males aren't really stars though
<eTombotron> why ask silencio
<shutupandshave> cos he has done some porn work
<Murph> quiet
<eTombotron> really
<Murph> anyways
<eTombotron> that's interesting
<shutupandshave> yeah
<Murph> ;d
<eTombotron> what kind
<Murph> sil didnt do porn work
<Murph> unless it was an amatuer job
<shutupandshave> yes he does/dod
<shutupandshave> did*
<Murph> right.
<shutupandshave> regular 30 min - cumshot stuff
<Murph> right.
<eTombotron> porn is so big
<shutupandshave> so is sil - apparently

*ChromeFanboy jumps Chrome
*Locutus grabs a video camera
Riess: this is getting out of control
*Riess joins
Arch: OMG! CHROME IN AN ORGY?!
TF-72: your dream came true, Arch

<Sorak> santiago, you can kick me. I'll just remove your moderator privilages and ban you off the forums! (go go abuse of admin powers!)

<Gblaze> I've noticed that Japanese heroes have little to no Macgyver skills
<Gblaze> Most of them are "LOL Power of LOVE and COURAGE!"
<Code> kinda like space marines? :P
<Code> "FAITH AND HONOR!" *charge into the bullets* *Die*

<Zepherian> kit, me ejacula
<Chrysophylax> xD~
<Tiresias> I think Zeph just asked Chrys to beat him off
<Chrysophylax> you fail at portuguese
<Tiresias> you fail at englis
<Tiresias> *h
<Tiresias> -_-
<Zepherian> lol
<Chrysophylax> lol
<deadguy> the irony
<Tiresias> :/
<Tiresias> goddamn typos

<eTombotron> 16 year olds can be hot

* Chrome (deepchrome@hwc-69C7F8CC.direcpc.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<&Dyntheos> wtf is up with chromes conn today
<@Jumper|CoH> I think she's locking up
<&Dyntheos> she up and down like a cheap hooker

<IgnusDei> meat pie
<IgnusDei> the way pie should be

<Drunkmension> dudes
<Drunkmension> i just wanna announce
<Retro> YOU LOVE US ALL!
<Drunkmension> that I am so fucking beyonf my mind frungk
<Retro> NOW YOU HATE US ALL!
<Retro> NOW YOU LOVE US ALL!
<TF-72|SF> frungk! I havn't been frungk in a while
<Someguy> frungk yah!
<Retro> Nonono, frungk is a manufacturer of german furniture.
<Retro> ...or a plastic surgeon who tried operating on his tongue...
<Retro> or the back frart of a frautomobile...
<Gaz> dorsprung frungk technik?
<Retro> or it's short for frunguska - that place where the big fruncomet fell.
<Retro> fr as a prefix to any word = "fucking ridiculous". Use it, it's the new word and stuff!
* Retro is now known as fRetro
<fRetro> this is frawesowe!
<TF-72|SF> frapes!
<Gaz> frungk off fRetro
<fRetro> JOIN ME MY FRIENDS... no, wait uh
<fRetro> nm

<Inq> Ignus do you have a penis?
<IgnusDei> let me check
* IgnusDei unzips
* IgnusDei reaches in
<Zepherian> drama of sex starved lesbians?
<IgnusDei> yeah, all the parts are there
<Zepherian> parts?
<Zepherian> what?
<Zepherian> it made of lego?
<IgnusDei> indeed
<Inq> oi guys whats the best torrent client
<IgnusDei> it can take on any shape and size
<IgnusDei> AND it's always hard!

<BlackStar> For a libertarian Paladin is pretty hypocritical.
<Zepherian> (and slightly queer)
<SquidDNA> Slightly?
<Zepherian> ok, a full blown pansy
<Riess> GOOD
<Riess> NIGHT
<Zepherian> nn buttercup

<IgnusNWN2> i just hope i find a good dungeon master one of these days
<Question> ignus if you just read that line alone
<Question> it sounds totally different than if you had read the 2 lines preceding it

<Dimension> multiply by two is kinda inaccurate
<Dimension> I've noticed that
<Zepherian> a bit
<Mirehn_Bielann> it is because the larger the number the more off you are
<Zepherian> but close enough for bodyweight
<deadguy|afk> it's a method used by NASA all the time
<reki> lol
<treb|relaxed> you guys are asses
<Zepherian> hahaha
<Dimension> hahahha
<Mirehn_Bielann> lol dg

* Zepherian slaps chrome with a belt
<Zepherian> smoked salmon sandwich
<Zepherian> pls
<Zepherian> and by pls I mean now woman
<Chrome> Get it yourself.
* Chrome slaps him with a whip. *WHAPISH* NOW!!